Pavlov and the White Moonlight

The next morning, I was woken up softly by Tang Shuhe, and I heard him dazedly putting on his clothes lightly. I was so sleepy that I opened my eyes a little and saw him sitting on the bed putting on socks. I reached out and touched him. After getting under the quilt, there was still his residual warmth on the other side, I smiled and called him stickyly: "...Daughter-in-law."

He paused, turned his head to look at me, and smiled: "Are you awake?"

I closed my eyes again, let out a cooing laugh, and heard him stand up, and he said, "I have to leave quickly."

"Well," I waved my hand, "bye baby."

"I set a timer for porridge," he said while he was buttoning his shirt in front of the mirror, "don't forget to eat breakfast, your stomach will feel sick."

I hummed, turned over, and buried my face halfway in the pillow to look at him. Tang Shuhe was still too thin, and the shirt and trousers pinched to the waist looked more lonely and slender, like a folded fan.He saw me looking at him in the full-length mirror, he chuckled, and without looking back, he looked at me in the mirror: "What are you doing?"

"Kiss each other, hurry up." I opened my arms to him.

He still laughed, the two of them just giggled endlessly, happy for some reason, probably knowing that every morning in the future would be such a hasty and relaxed life, so he leaned down and kissed me on the mouth , took the bag and left in a hurry, the sound of the door closing softly overlapped with the snort I made when I stretched myself, almost as satisfied as a full sigh.

I simply finished my breakfast and went to fetch the dog first. Xiao Ke didn’t know me very well. Lu Bowen was stunned when he saw me for a moment. Instead of jumping over like I imagined, he shrank timidly in the corner. Looking at me carefully, I squatted down and opened my arms and called Wen Wen to it. It curled up there and looked at me for a long time. I squatted down and greeted it softly for a long time before it came over and nestled into me with its tail between its legs. In his arms, the tip of his tail shook slightly, and he patted my thigh lightly.

I sighed and rubbed its big head, and the girl working in the foster care center said beside me: "It thinks it has done something wrong, you don't want it anymore."

I felt a little regretful, and I kissed Lu Bowen's forehead. The people in the foster care center took good care of it. The smell of shampoo oozes from the hair, but I lost a lot of weight, and I can feel the bones when I touch it. , this fat pig has turned into a sweet and thin handsome dog, which makes me feel a huge sense of guilt—I used to be reluctant to lose weight for it, but it became so thin in a few days That's it, the staff member knelt down and patted Lu Bowen's head, and said, "Try not to go out for so long in the future, the dog will have separation anxiety."

I scratched my head: "Yes... there is something at home."

The girl glanced at me, smiled, and moved Xiao Ke: "It's quite lively, so you don't have to worry about eating and sleeping."

"The master left after taking care of it for a few days, and the relationship has not been established yet." I said.

"Ah?" She froze for a moment, "Gone?...Then are you going to adopt it now?"

"No," I laughed, "it's owned by my wife, and we're living together now...Xiao Ke, come here."

I pulled Xiao Ke's leash, thought about it, picked Lu Bowen up and carried it on my shoulder, and walked out of the pet shop. I patted Lu Bowen's butt and explained to him: "A few days ago Your father and I are going to see off my daughter-in-law..."

Lu Bowen has already recovered from that cautious state, because I seldom hold him like this after he became an adult, so now he is lying on my shoulder in excitement and foolishly. Lung licked my face recklessly, it was hot, I pushed it while laughing.

Xiao Ke circled around my trouser legs.The weather that day was lovely, I picked up Tang Shuhe's dog and I and went home, feeling a very diluted joy in my heart.

After setting up the two dogs, I went to the theater. When I saw Wen Ruixiu, he glanced at me, clapped his hands and laughed. I sat down next to him, lowered my head and picked off the dog hair on my body: "Laughing fart."

"Happy wedding," he said.

I smiled with my head down.

He dragged his voice in a weird way and said: "You also said that you are not an experiential school!"

The two actors on the stage were not wearing makeup. I recognized the first male lead, Meng Tian, ​​and the second male lead, Xie Shui. They were sitting on the floor just after the first act. Wen Ruixiu put his arms around my shoulders and waved his hands: "Don't worry about the teacher, continue!"

Meng Tian shook his hair and pulled Xie Shui up from the ground.

I looked down at the script Wen Ruixiu handed me. He didn't make much changes these days when I was away:

Zhanrui: It's four o'clock in the morning.

Wu Ji: If you can't fall asleep counting frogs, count crows.

Zhan Li: There was another noise from the bathroom today, and she lay down in the sink to wash her neck.

Wu Ji: Take some sedative drugs.

Battle Rubble: One crow, two crows, three crows, four crows, do you think I'm crazy?

Wu Ji: Only when you recognize the fact that people are dead can you come out and get better!

Zhan Rui: Didn't you see her washing her neck in the sink?It has been more than a month since that day, and I have always wanted to wash her neck...

Wu Ji: I said you take some sedative drugs!Medications do what their name suggests to keep you stable!

Zhan Li: When those pills were swallowed, they were dry and almost choked, and my Adam's apple was caught and kissed.Phobia phobia, am I afraid of her?How should I face her with a peaceful face, the truck is coming from the eighth floor, when we meet again, how should I face her with a peaceful face, I am acting in a mime in a noisy world, I am in the fire In the sea, I am in a rotten oath, and I am at the top of the purgatory that is closest to heaven. When we meet again, I should face her with a peaceful face. I am not willing to die yet, and I still have her phone number!

Wen Ruixiu shouted: "Language!"

The male actor tried to hold the candles on the stage with his hands, but he couldn't hold them. He was so hot that he kept retracting his hands, touching them, retracting his hands, and let out a mournful roar.

Zhanli: When we meet again, how peacefully should I face my lover.When I was in the most pain, I could see her through the window. She and the moon stood outside the window. Her fingers and I would face each other through a pane of glass in the hallucination smoke. At that time, at that time, I would come alive, have I never draw the curtains on the moon, and the world will never snow again.Maybe in another 20 years, we will have a day when we look at each other and smile on the street corner.There will always be a day... But before that, do I dare to disturb the world?

No one spoke for a while, Meng Tian was still panting on the stage, after a while.Wen Ruixiu raised his hand and said: "OK. When Zhan Li said 'Do I dare to disturb the world', he was a little misfired. If you speak in a low voice, you have to bounce your voice to the opposite wall of the theater and bounce back, okay? "

Meng Tian nodded.

Wen Ruixiu turned to me and asked, "Does Teacher Lu have any comments?"

"..." I was at a loss for words, hid my face in the darkness, and finally said: "Be desperate. He will never be able to face his lover with a peaceful face."

Meng Tian blinked his eyes, lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "OK."

Wen Ruixiu said, "Do it again."

Came out of the theater later than I expected.It was dark when I came out, I glanced at the time, Tang Shuhe should be off work at this point, Xie Shui and the others wanted to drag me out to eat again, saying that it was too embarrassing to drink me until my stomach bleed last time, this time I Just sit there and cook and drink milk. I don’t care what they let me drink. I just want to go home, my wife and children are hot on the bed, and there is no reason to refuse. I bowed my head and secretly sent Tang Shuhe a WeChat message: "Are you home after work?"

He returned quickly: "Go home."

I cleared my throat and called him.

"Baby," I turned my back and said, "I have something to do tonight, so I won't go home for dinner."

Tang Shuhe paused there, and said, "Yes."

"Ah? No one, no one," I said, "Wen Wen, Meng Er, Xiao Shui and the others."

"Who the hell is Wenwen?" Wen Ruixiu said.

"...Okay." Tang Shuhe hesitated and said, "You, don't drink."

"I didn't mean to... Ah, don't be angry, don't be angry," I nodded and bowed to the phone, "No drinking, no drinking, what day is it today? Ah? What is it today..."

"Lu Huai," Tang Shuhe came to his senses, coughed dryly, brewed for a while, and threatened me in a soft voice over the phone with very clumsy acting skills, "Same, you won't stay at home on the first day of cohabitation. Also, don’t come back, poof, hahaha.”

Damn, you actually gave me a laugh, too unprofessional, I simply pressed the phone, frowned and raised my head and said: "I'm angry, hang up on me."

Wen Ruixiu: "...you should go back quickly."

I ran away happily, thinking of Li Rui's words while running. This person is doing sales now. Whenever he doesn't want to socialize and can't refuse, he will send his wife WeChat for help, and his wife will scold him back in cooperation. Home, he told me flatteringly that married men have too much advantage in refusing things like liquor stores.

go home slightly.

The moment I went home and opened the door, Xiao Ke yelled, Lu Bowen rushed over and pounced, I picked him up and turned around, and smelled a strong smell between the smell of dog hair and shampoo The food was delicious, I walked in with the dog, Tang Shuhe was in the kitchen, changed into a pure cotton home clothes, his hair looked a little limp under the lamp, he was standing there, opening the lid of the rice cooker, holding a There was a bowl of rice, and he turned his head to look at me and said, "Wash your hands and eat."

He is waiting for me.The moment I realized this, the gentle and turbulent tide instantly overwhelmed me. I will never forget that image, and the feeling at that time will last longer than my entire life.

He glanced at me and said, "By the way, I haven't had time to put the flower in the bottle before I brought it back, so you can put it on the table."

"What flowers... Oh, I saw it," said a handful of roses scattered on the kitchen counter next to the dish rack. I started to deal with them and put them in a glass vase. Woolen cloth."

He smiled, leaned his forehead to watch me play with flowers, and suddenly said: "You used me as a shield, just now."

"Ah," I laughed, washed my hands and sat down to eat, "my wife, please save my life."

He looked at me with a sad face for a while, and I was about to say that it would not be like this after that, but he said something completely wrong: "Then I didn't perform well."

"Oh," I laughed so hard that I couldn't eat, and I picked up a piece of ribs for him, "It's very good, very good, very good, I love you so much."

He ate the ribs and gave a vague hum.

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