two-way provocation

Perhaps it was the uneasiness about the grades, or perhaps the expectation of the long vacation. On the day before the final exam, there was a restlessness among Fengwai students that was difficult to calm down.

Even the elite class (1) of the second year of high school wearing the coat of an ordinary class is no exception.

The first session in the afternoon was the most sleepy gray period for the students. It collided with the boring physics exercises, and directly evolved into a "prisoner of war camp" with a sense of déjà vu.

Knock Knock—

Following two gentle knocks on the door, Qi Mingyu appeared at the front door of the classroom with two math reference books in hand.

Every Friday at noon, the mathematics competition group will arrange exams, and the physics teacher has long been used to him coming back at this time.

No need to ask why, just stood on the podium and shook the textbook in his hand, and signaled him to return to his seat with his eyes.

Jin Chen glanced at Qi Mingyu's listless look, raised his wrist to check the time, "It's a bit late today, and your group has extra classes?"

"En." Qi Mingyu put the mathematics competition textbook aside, sorted out the papers scattered on the table, and inadvertently saw a small half sheet of form paper under the exercise book.

"What is this?" He picked it up casually and held it in front of his eyes, quickly scanning the few lines of report card-like data.

Qi Mingyu: 100 points

Bai Junyang: 100 points

Mengju: 100 points

Qi Ran: 100 points

Xiao Xiao: 100 points

Jin Chen: 56 points

Group average: 92.7

"The results of last week's physics simulation test were publicly punished." Jin Chen stretched out his index finger and gently rubbed his lower eyelids against the slightly serious look of his deskmate.

"Isn't this an improvement?" Qi Mingyu's eyebrows that had been frowned since entering the door gradually relaxed, and he turned his head to the person avoiding his eyes by the window, and said with a low smile, "The average score of the few of us can reach 90."

Jin Chen pursed his lips and listened to his teasing, even if he didn't want to accept it, he had nothing to say, and put his forehead on the table as if giving up on himself.

"I'll just give you 1 minute, and you're not allowed to laugh any longer."

"What are you doing? No. 1." Qi Mingyu snorted nonchalantly, then crumpled the report card into a ball and threw it into the trash can in the back row.

After the physics teacher finished the mock paper with wrong questions, he issued a new set of question papers, and led the students to do it while talking, as a review before the exam.

Qi Mingyu turned his head and looked at his deskmate who seemed to be able to understand it, so he knew that the questions on the newly issued test paper would not be difficult.

Because he missed the lunch time for the exam, his now empty stomach began to protest violently.If it weren't for the cover of the teacher's loud voice, it is estimated that the students within three to five meters around could hear his stomach growling.

Qi Mingyu lazily lay down on the table, suddenly felt something touch his elbow, looked down and saw a box of bean paste cakes handed by the same table.

"Want it or not?"

"..."

Hearing the soft tone of the people around him, Qi Mingyu withdrew all his extended fingers. After all, when this person is gentle, usually nothing good happens.

"I originally bought it for you, but now I suddenly feel that it's not worth it."

Jin Chen was writing the answer on the blackboard with a pen in one hand, while maintaining the movement of passing the cake with the other hand, and said with trembling lips, "I can sell it to you if you want it."

There is a saying that the richer the more stingy, but hunger makes people compromise.

"How to sell?"

"one hundred."

Qi Mingyu frowned suddenly: "Why don't you go grab it?"

"Stealing money is breaking the law." Jin Chen raised the corners of his eyes, suppressed all emotions in the extremely clear eyes, shook the red bean paste cake in his hand, and confirmed: "I don't want to bargain, do you want it or not?"

... One hundred is one hundred, anyway, the unscrupulous merchants are also acquaintances.

Qi Mingyu took out his mobile phone, and motioned to his deskmate: "Receipt code."

"Cash only."

"Why don't you just mock you, you've got it, I don't have any cash."

The person who sat still for a while reached into the pocket of the sweater, took out a brightly colored hundred-yuan bill, and shook it twice.

"I can exchange it for you for a fee of one hundred and fifty."

Qi Mingyu laughed angrily: "I think you don't want repeat customers."

"Don't talk nonsense." Jin Chen moved his fingers slowly, spread out the WeChat payment code and handed it to him.

When entering the number "250" on the screen, Qi Mingyu felt that his whole body was shrouded in the shadow of being played.

Seeing the reminder that the money has been received, Jin Chen smiled with satisfaction, tore open the food packaging, and squeezed out a small one from the whole box of red bean paste cakes and handed it to the people around him.

"100 yuan each?" Qi Mingyu's bright eyebrows were drawn together again.

Jin Chen tilted his head, his pretty face pretending to be blank: "Didn't I just say that?"

I see you want to be beaten.

Qi Mingyu slowly rolled up his sleeves and waited for the opportunity, with a healed and gentle smile on his face.

When the physics teacher turned to write on the blackboard, he stood up in an instant, clamped the neck of the deskmate with his arms and pressed him down on the table, and rubbed his clean and soft hair violently.

After snatching the bun in an extremely "cruel" way, he poked the subject's head twice with his finger angrily.

"Remember to ask your bodyguard to stand in the classroom next time."

Jin Chen lay on his arms for a long time before raising his head, squinting his eyes like clear streams, blowing his own bangs twice, and uttered a word lazily: "Heh."

Jin Chen watched as Qi Mingyu filled his stomach with bean paste cakes, then lazily lay down on the desk beside him, flipping through black manga.

Qi Ran and Xiao Xiao in the front row are using notebooks to make a backgammon board, manually using pencils to place pieces, and the battle has reached more than 100 rounds.

Meng Ju and Bai Junyang in the back row put a small plastic bottle filled with water on the window sill and competed in throwing chalk ends into it.

The final exam is tomorrow, don't these people need to study?

Looking at the group of demons dancing around him, and looking at the report card with an average score of 92.7, Jin Chen couldn't help sighing: Maybe it's because he was born without the string of rational thinking.

"Ah—" Bai Junyang lowered his voice and let out a miserable cry: "Meng Ju, I'll go to your uncle."

According to the rules, the chemical contestant who lost the whole round of the game was severely flicked on the head by Xueshen.The obvious red mark on the forehead announced that the relationship between the two had broken down, and they were about to fight together almost instantly.

"The ones by the window, please be honest!" The physics teacher standing on the podium adjusted his rimless glasses and seriously warned to pay attention to classroom discipline.

The two people in the back row settled down.

Meng Ju, who laid his hands on Bai Jun, escaped, and took a look at the small volume of physics that was still blank on the desktop.

After muttering "this is too simple", he tore off a few strips from the top, crumpled them into small paper balls and handed them to the front row.

"I haven't done it yet, come on, let's do whatever you get."

Bai Junyang and Qi Mingyu each took out a ball of paper cooperatively, and Meng Ju passed his hand in front of Jin Chen.

"And me?" Jin Chen frowned doubtfully while twitching.

"Why not you." Meng Ju shook the remaining two balls of paper for two weeks, and shouted to the two girls: "Hurry up, the slowest three will make fingerprints on their faces."

Only then did Qi Ran put down his hand that was painting black dots on the grid of the notebook, took the remaining ball of paper and unfolded it.There was a simple single choice printed right on that paper strip, so I immediately twisted my body and counted it.

Experts spell puzzles, tricks are fatal.

When Qi Mingyu lazily filled in the final result in the blanks, the rest of them had already finished their answers.

Except for Jin Chen, who is sure to lose in this competition game, Xiao Xiao's speed is the third slowest.

Meng Ju took out a small box of ink pads from the item box in the back row of the class and threw it on the table, then lifted the iron cover and handed it over. "Don't play tricks, you two seal each other."

"Come, come." Qi Mingyu replied helplessly, raising his hand to lift his bangs to reveal his fair forehead.

Jin Chen dyed his thumb red with ink pad, and gently printed his fingerprints on his face.In the next second, the other party rubbed a red streak on the bridge of his nose in return, which contrasted sharply with his extremely white skin.

Qi Ran in the front row smiled, and used three fingers to imprint a cute kitten paw on the cheek of the deskmate.

"One more game." The members of the competition group who were motivated by the penalty mechanism asked for an extra game.

"This time from front to back."

When Qi Mingyu spoke, he cast a veiled look at Xiao Xiao, who immediately understood.

"I'll make a note." Xiao Xiao also tore the second half of her paper, and at the same time quietly tore two pieces from the collection of difficult problems in Wujing, and mixed them with the ordinary physics test paper questions.

Because of the distance between the seats, this small movement can only be seen from the perspective of Jin Chen and Qi Mingyu.

In the end, Jin Chen and Meng Ju each drew one of the two lucky notes.

This type of question is somewhat difficult, but Jin Chen only listened to Qi Mingyu's explanation eight times last night.No matter how poor his comprehension ability was, he could still write the answer silently by relying on his memory alone.

On the other side, Meng Xueshen, who opened the door to the new world, frowned instantly, "Mom, are you sure there is no problem with this question?"

"Don't pick on questions you don't know how to do. Do you have any other excuses?" Bai Junyang, who was sitting by the side with ordinary questions, only thought that this person was joking.

"Yes." Meng Ju didn't change his face, "There are still things that the teacher didn't mention."

Qi Mingyu smiled and looked at Fa Xiao who had no way to start for a long time, and ruthlessly declared: "We are all done, why don't we skip unnecessary steps and start stamping directly."

"Stamp it, do you think it's a pork inspection?"

Meng Ju covered his cheek with one hand, buried himself in the question without raising his head, and muttered in a deep male voice: "No, I have never done this question before."

"Just hold it down?"

Before the "revenge of the head" was reported just now, Bai Junyang had already made a move when he proposed.Two strong boys fought together, making the seats in the back row rattle.

With a bang, a piece of chalk was broken on the table.

The teacher on the podium finally couldn't take it anymore, cleared his voice and said, "Come on, monitor and all members of the competition group stand up."

The students in front of the window realized that something was wrong, so they packed up their belongings and got up obediently.

"Turn left and turn right." The physics teacher gave the instruction with a deadpan expression: "Two-twos are not allowed to stop laughing for 10 minutes."

As soon as these words came out, even though the six people who were standing couldn't help but suppress their laughter, some of them couldn't help but let out a pop.

"Hurry up, or you won't be able to take this class." The female teacher tapped the blackboard impatiently with her index finger.

In an eerie atmosphere, Qi Mingyu turned to the same table with the other two.Originally, I didn't want to be obedient and giggle, but when I saw the funny fingerprints on Jin Chen's face, I couldn't help but my jaw trembled.

"Heartless, as long as there is a worry-free person, it will not be possible to lose more than 1000 points in the group evaluation after a semester..."

The physics teacher calmed down, took another chalk out of the chalk box, ignored the students who were punished for standing, and continued to give a lecture.

Fortunately, a burst of get out of class bell soon came to save everyone.

Until the teacher left the classroom for a long time, Meng Ju still couldn't forget the physics problem that ruined his reputation.

The more you dig, the more you doubt life, "Damn it, Qi Mingyu come here, you can do this question?"

"No time, send my apprentice to tell you."

Qi Mingyu patted his deskmate on the shoulder optimistically, his eyes softened and said: "See that rubbish academic god over there with a score of [-] to [-] in science, and the statics in his hand?"

"I'll give you a chance to hit him in the past."