Mech's Lure Conspiracy Theory

"Does it hurt?" Wen Yan's heart ached to death, there was a slap mark on Wen Lin's handsome face. Although he was handsome, Wen Yan felt distressed.

He knew how strong Wen Huai'en was. He was so painful that he was punched to death. Wen Lin was hit so many times, and his face was slapped twice. How painful it must be...

"It hurts." Wen Lin bulged his cheeks, and put his hands around Wen Yan's waist, which seemed to be coquettish.

Wen Yan frowned: "Why did Dad come back? Doesn't he usually notify us first when he returns to the emperor? To be honest, I was scared to death just now, and you are too. Why did you suddenly kiss me?"

Wen Lin snorted very relentlessly: "Anyway, he will know about this sooner or later. The longer we keep it a secret, the older he will be. If the time comes, he won't be able to stand the excitement..." Speaking of this, his face It turned red.

Wen Yan knew that Wen Lin could actually be considered kind, so it was right when he thought about it. When Wen Huai'en got older, he would suffer from high blood pressure and the like. If he couldn't stand the stimulation... Wen Yan didn't even dare think.

Wen Yan pinched Wen Lin's cheek: "Even so, you can't expose your father's scars, he loves his mother so much, and you say he's so unbearable..."

Wen Lin frowned: "What I'm saying is from the bottom of my heart, isn't it?"

Wen Yan was really too lazy to talk to him.

Wen Lin put his arms around Wen Yan, rubbed his big hands on his shoulders, and asked softly, "Does it still hurt?"

It really hurts, and Wen Yan is about to burst into tears: "It doesn't hurt." Compared with Wen Lin's, this little injury is nothing at all.

Wen Lin got up, hugged Wen Yan in his arms, kissed his lips, and said, "Your face clearly shows pain."

Wen Yan laughed.

After the incident of entering and leaving the closet, the relationship between Wen Yan and Wen Lin has taken a step further, because Wen Yan no longer needs to worry about being discovered by Wen Huai'en, because it has already happened, and now all they have to do is to prepare and wait With the coming wind.

The recent snowfall has been very heavy, and it only snowed at night. When I woke up the next morning, there was a lot of snow at the door. Wen Yan found a good way to exercise and make the house clean Clean and tidy, that is to drive the mecha to sweep the snow.

The mecha is very big and heavy, so when you control the mecha, if you can complete some small movements, you will feel quite powerful.

Wen Yan’s mount is still Mier. Although it is not too high-tech, Wen Yan feels that he can only drive Mier at the moment. Mier’s golden body is extremely dazzling in the snow, and his bulky body starts to sweep the yard with a broom in the snow.

Because the mecha is really too big, it looks like a stupid bear when sweeping the floor, it is very cute, and it is not as flexible as anyone's hands. Of course, this is because of Wen Yan's poor skills.

After finally clearing the snow on the left side, Wen Yan exhaled. In the mecha cabin, he was already sweating profusely. At this moment, a green light flashed, and Wen Lin drove the guard and started to sweep the snow quickly.

Wen Yan: "..."

Wen Yan knew that guy was kind enough to help him sweep the snow, but what he needed most was exercise like this, so he turned around depressed, ignored the handsome mecha who swept the snow, and built a snowman by himself up.

He drove the mecha to pile up the snow that had just been swept away, and then began to pinch the snowball very dedicatedly. He quickly pinched a ball about one meter high, and held the ball and placed it on the doorstep not far from the door of the house. place, and then start rolling the second one.

The second snowball is a little smaller than the first one, and I put the smaller one on top of the bigger one, lest they will be separated, I grabbed some snow and paste it in the connected place, and I found dead branches and stuck it on the snowman's body as a snowman. hand, and then picked up two small stones for the snowman as eyes, and in this way, a simple snowman is ready.

Wen Yan curled his mouth in satisfaction, it turns out that driving a mecha to make a snowman is quite fun.

Wen Yan was proud of it, and Wen Lin carried a snowman over there. His snowman was taller than Wen Yan's, and even the nose was pinched out, and the arms were pinched by hand, not like Wen Yan. Replace it with dead branches, drive the guardian to hug the snowman, and then pile yourself up so that the snowman and Wen Yan's are put together.

Wen Yan: "..."

Wen Lin gave a thumbs up.

The work of clearing the snow was completed, Wen Yan came out of the mecha, and put Mier away, his cheeks turned red from the cold, and he was almost shrunk into a ball with a red scarf around him.

"Don't be so afraid of the cold, as long as you think that you are not cold, then you will not be cold." Wen Lin said.

Wen Yan said one after another: "I'm not you."

Wen Lin took off the scarf around Wen Yan's neck, compared it to the snowman for a while, then frowned, and said, "Can you knit a scarf?"

The corner of Wen Yan's mouth twitched: "How can I knit a scarf?"

Wen Lin said: "This scarf is too short, it is not enough to surround the two snowmen."

Wen Yan joked: "The curtains in our house are enough."

Then, Wen Lin calmly went to fix the curtains.

"Hey, hey, the curtains are very expensive, okay?" Wen Yan hurriedly pulled him back, why did this guy come out as soon as he thought about it?

"A snowman wouldn't be a snowman if he didn't have a scarf." Wen Lin said very seriously.

Wen Yan said dejectedly: "How about we go to the street to buy, ok?"

Wen Lin frowned and said, "Why are you so incapable of living? Take down the curtains and wrap them around the snowman, and then hang the curtains back after you're done. Why buy a scarf?"

Well, Wen Yan also felt that he was too bad at living.

The two took down the curtains. The curtains in their house were scarlet, and the long curtains surrounded the necks of the two snowmen, which was just right.

Although it is not as good-looking as bright red, it still looks warm. Two silly snowmen cuddle together, surrounded by scarlet scarves, um... a bit like the scene that day.

"Do you want to go to the supermarket?" Wen Lin seemed to be bored, looking for something to do for himself: "We should buy new year's goods."

Wen Yan glanced at him, and said, "You're so stupid, buying things like New Year's goods, of course, after Dad comes back, we two will drag him to the supermarket together."

Wen Lin frowned: "Aren't the two of us better?"

Wen Yan said: "You are so stupid, that's considered a family. After all, Dad probably hasn't even been to a supermarket."

Wen Lin nodded: "It makes sense."

Wen Yan sighed, hey, Wen Lin, the last thing he knows is how to please someone.

Therefore, when Wen Huai'en returned home, he felt that the atmosphere was different from previous years. Xi Wen followed behind, holding a military bag in his hand, which probably contained Wen Huai'en's daily necessities.

According to common sense, when I returned home before the Chinese New Year, Wen Lin and Wen Yan had already purchased a lot of things, such as candy, wine, or various ingredients, and even bought couplets and so on. , but this year, except that the house is a little cleaner than usual, there is no difference.

Could it be that those two guys made a revolution and quit?

Thinking of this, Wen Huai'en frowned.

"Dad, you're back." Wen Yan's crisp voice sounded. He was wearing a pink apron and holding a spatula in his hand. When he laughed, his eyes were crescent-like.

Immediately afterwards, Wen Lin came out with a blushing face, wearing the same style of apron as Wen Yan, his hands were covered all over, and even his face had white things.

"Dad, how about eating dumplings tonight?" Wen Lin's tone has never been so cute, with a hint of flattery, but it's just a little stiff.

Wen Huai'en's eyebrows twitched. What are these two guys going to do?

Xiwen covered his mouth and laughed, but because he was standing behind Wen Huai'en, others couldn't see him.

Xiwen laughed enough, and then said seriously: "General, the two young masters are cooking dinner for you."

Wen Huai'en obviously found it inconceivable, and his face was full of astonishment, but he was more surprised. He came back to break them up. What are these two monkey children doing?Is it possible that if the hard one doesn't work, just come to the soft one?

He, Wen Huai'en, is a stickler.

Wen Yan saw that Wen Huai'en's face was a bit unnatural, and he curled his mouth and said with a smile: "Father, you can take a bath first, and you can have dinner after you take a bath, and so does Butler Xiwen."

Wen Huai'en had nothing to say, and strode upstairs. Xiwen gave Wen Yan a thumbs up, smiled and followed.

"Why did I do such a disgusting thing?" Wen Lin rubbed his face and said dissatisfied.

Wen Yan snorted: "Are you saying that kneading dough is disgusting, or acting like a baby is disgusting?"

Wen Lin said sincerely: "It's all disgusting."

Wen Yan said angrily: "You used to act like a baby when you were young? Have you forgotten? When Dad came back, you jumped forward."

Wen Lin's old background was exposed, and his ears turned red: "How is it possible? I have been so domineering since I was a child."

Wen Yan chuckled and said: "Yes, I have been so domineering since I was a child, hiding and crying in the virtual network."

Wen Lin's face became even redder: "How is it possible, that is nothing."

Wen Yan smiled like a hooligan molesting a good woman: "I remember the first time I met you on the virtual network, you cried a lot."

Wen Lin kneaded the dough angrily, and stopped talking. After a while, his eyes suddenly widened: "How do you know that I belong to Qilin?"

Only then did Wen Yan realize that he had slipped his tongue, and stuck out his tongue: "I won't tell you, I just know anyway."

Wen Lin continued to knead the dough angrily.

When it's time for dinner, Wen Huai'en was also seated, and Xiwen was also invited to be seated. In the past, Xiwen was always standing by the side, but he was invited to be seated today, and he felt a little surprised.

There is nothing on the table, just two big plates of dumplings, and then each person eats with a plate of soy sauce and vinegar, and the dumplings are fragrant. Wen Huai'en really didn't expect these two guys to be so good at their craftsmanship.

Wen Huai'en took a bite, the chewy noodles were particularly fragrant, the filling was fresh meat and leeks, and the taste was also very good, he raised his eyebrows, and under the expectant eyes of everyone, he said coldly: "It's okay .”

What does it mean?Wen Lin is about to blow his hair. The food made by his family Xiaoyan is very, very delicious. The most important thing is that it tastes like his mother. Even his own father can't give such an evaluation as okay.

Under the table, Wen Yan kicked him to make him calm down, then gave him another dumpling, and said, "Taste it, your craftsmanship." After finishing speaking, he kicked him.

Wen Lin frowned, didn't speak, and ate the dumplings in suspense, but Xi Wen took a bite and sighed: "It's delicious, why is this noodle so chewy?"

Wen Yan chuckled and said, "Flour is just ordinary flour, but Wen Lin worked very hard when kneading the dough. When kneading the dough, he kneaded it for a long time, so it tastes different."

Xiwen said: "The two young masters are really amazing."

Wen Huai'en didn't speak, but ate a few more dumplings.

Wen Yan and the others make a lot of food, because Wen Lin is a big foodie, not to mention Wen Huai'en, he is a general, so he must be very good at eating. Sure enough, most of the dumplings on the table went into the two people's Belly.

After dinner, Wen Yan and Wen Lin took the initiative to clean up the dishes. Wen Huai'en sat on the sofa and watched TV very leisurely. Wen Lin and Wen Yan went upstairs at the same time after packing up, washed off the smell of oily smoke on their bodies, and then changed their clothes. Put on your clothes and go downstairs.

"Dad, we haven't bought new year's goods yet." Wen Yan said.

Wen Huai'en twitched his eyebrows and said, "No money?"

Wen Yan shook his head and sat down beside Wen Huai'en: "Father, let's go to the supermarket."

Wen Huai'en: "???"

Wen Lin sat down on the other side of him, and said blankly, "Buy new year's goods."

Wen Huai'en: "..."

Wen Yan said again: "Wen Lin and I suddenly discovered that our family of three hadn't visited a supermarket together yet, hehe, let's go together, and we don't have any money, Dad has to pay the bill."

Wen Yan is very good at acting coquettishly, deliberately making his voice waxy, even took Wen Huai'en's arm and shook it twice, his brown eyes looked pitiful...

Wen Lin said dryly, "I love you, Dad."

Wen Huai'en: "..."

At this time, Xiwen came down from the stairs, holding the teapot in his hand and intending to come down to make hot water for tea. Seeing this, he said with a smile: "General, it's rare that the two young masters want to go shopping with you, so you can go."

Wen Yan said, "Yes, yes."

Wen Lin said, "Well, it's almost exactly what Wen Yan said."

Seeing that Wen Huai'en hesitated, Xi Wen said with a smile: "The general's stomach is not very good. If you eat too many dumplings tonight, you should go out for a walk. It's better to take a walk, otherwise it's too easy to lose your digestion."

Wen Huai'en also seemed to feel that he had found a reason, and said without changing his face: "Then I'll go for a walk."

Wen Yan held Wen Huai'en's arm with a smile, and Wen Lin followed obediently, and the three of them went out together.

Wen Huai'en was held by Wen Yan's arm, and Wen Lin followed closely behind him. He suddenly felt warm in his heart. It seemed that he had never gone shopping with his two children before...