born august in the end times

Yu Chun covered his face that had been beaten into a pig's head, and limped up the stairs, cursing as he climbed the stairs.

Yay bah, you say, you are gay, what kind of wife do you marry, even if you marry a daughter-in-law, you also marry a daughter.

Of course, this is a personal matter, even if you marry a ladyboy, Yu Chun won't bother to care about it.

The problem is, you can't give him the date of birth of a transvestite, and ask him when the transvestite will be able to have a baby, right?

Isn't this cheating?

Yu Chun would never admit that he cheated others. At best, he used his mouth to solve problems for the masses and calm people's hearts.

For example, Aunt So-and-so: Oops, old fairy, my son is a sailor, is it safe for him to fly a foreign route this time, will he not be kidnapped by Somali pirates, I am restless all day long .

Yu Chun replied: Your son has a broad forehead and a round face. I dare not say how rich he is, but he definitely has a long life. A safe and peaceful old age is not a problem.

In the future, this aunt will be able to sleep well.

He's a white lie too, isn't he?

As for him taking some remuneration, it’s not too much. Besides, it was offered by others. If you don’t accept it, they will kneel down for you. He is such a soft-hearted person. He can’t see people kneeling and fainting in front of him. Bar.

This is called benefiting others and self, and Yu Chun came to a conclusion for his deceitful behavior.

The worst thing is that dead gay.

He actually dared to beat him up, but luckily that dead gay was out of his wits, his mother was right in front of him, and actually said that his wife was a man, the old lady came back to her senses, and immediately had a heart attack, that dead gay didn't have time to beat him up now own up.

Yu Chun hurriedly took advantage of their efforts to rescue the old lady and ran away in a hurry.

Just like that, nosebleeds also flowed, legs were limped, and three front teeth were knocked out.

Yu Chun didn't even change his attire, so he limped and returned to his place of residence. He had to run quickly. City X couldn't stay anymore. Eat it raw.

He has just made a name for himself in this area, and he is about to leave. It's all because of that dead gay.

"Bah, I curse all the gays in the world to get AIDS." Yu Chun spit out a mouthful of bloody saliva and raised his middle finger, "Go to hell, gay."

Climbing and climbing, Yu Chun dragged his injured leg and finally climbed to the top floor of the building, which is the third floor.

After entering the door, Yu Chun found a mirror and took a look. The person in the mirror had toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils. The toilet paper was faintly red with blood, and his cheeks to the corners of his mouth were bruised.

Yu Chun opened his mouth, and there were three missing front teeth, two on the top and one on the bottom. It was leaking when he spoke.

Paying such a high price, I didn't get a penny.

This time the loss is huge.

Yu Chun sighed and changed her outfit, peeled off the white beard stuck on her face, brought a special potion, washed her hair, and changed her clothes.

It was only 3 minutes, and no one connected the old fairy 3 minutes ago with Yu Chun 3 minutes later.The old fairy's white hair turned into Yu Chun's black hair, the old fairy's white beard turned into Yu Chun's smooth chin, and the old fairy's flowing Tang suit turned into Yu Chun's big underpants.

It's amazing, isn't it?

When Yu Chun was a child, he also felt very miraculous when he saw the master changing his face in front of him.

Unexpectedly, after growing up, he discovered that the disguise technique that has been passed down for thousands of years is outdated.

The disguise technique thousands of years ago is still the disguise technique, while the make-up technique thousands of years ago has become a face-changing technique.

This is so cheating, isn't it?

Thinking of this, Yu Chun couldn't help but think of that dead old man, his master.

Yu Chun is an orphan, he was brought up by his master, since he can remember, he has been traveling with his master to tell fortunes to others to make a living.

According to his master, he is the descendant of Mai Yi's appearance, not some charlatan born with mud legs.

From Yu Chun's point of view, there is no difference, they are all for nothing.Sometimes the master, the successor of the sackclothed look, is not as good as a charlatan.

——Fighting the ancestors, the common people don't buy it.

Later, his master died, and the token of the said successor of Mai Shenxiang was taught to Yu Chun.

Cheats?sorry.The secrets of Mai's appearance have been passed down orally from generation to generation.

——So, one generation eats a little, and their generation has nothing.

Gold and silver treasures?

The teacher touched Yu Chun's head and said, Xiaobao, you have to know that you can have enough food and clothing by doing it yourself.

In the end, Yu Chun, who was looking forward to accepting Shimen's treasure, only got a tortoise shell the size of a baby's fist.

After burning it with fire, chopping it with a knife, soaking it in water, Yu Chun didn't understand anything except that the turtle's shell was extremely hard.

It's the size of a baby's fist, and it's useless to make a breast shield.

Yu Chun is holding a small tortoise shell in his hand, which is quite beautiful. Under the light, it has a jade-like luster and radiance. It is much more beautiful than the jade that Yu Chun saw on the old lady who is fortune-telling today. .

If the master hadn't told him several times on his deathbed that the tortoise shell was not allowed to be sold in the master's last order, Yu Chun would have been unable to resist sending this to the pawnshop when he was destitute.

"Master, you are really evil-hearted. You probably have tried this tortoise shell idea before. You didn't make it yourself, and you didn't let your apprentice and me get what you wanted. You brought the master's death under the coffin, so it's all right. , anyway, I am not planning to accept apprentices, and it is estimated that Mai Shenxiang will end in one generation."

Yu Chun looked at the little tortoise shell in his hand over and over again, coughed, his throat felt itchy, and he spit out a mouthful of saliva mixed with blood. Coincidentally, a little bit of it splashed on the tortoise shell in Yu Chun's hand.

Yu Chun felt the tortoise shell in his hand vibrate slightly, it was definitely not his own hand shaking again, he was suddenly excited, mouthfuls of saliva touched the tortoise shell one after another, under the watering of the saliva, the tortoise shell vibrated even more up.

Yu Chun was the one who vibrated more than the tortoise shell. Seeing that the sesame was about to open the door.

After waiting for so many years, seeing hope, since saliva is useful, Yu Chun could not wait to stuff the turtle shell into his mouth.

As soon as he reached his mouth, the tortoise shell in Yu Chun's hand suddenly vibrated. He let go of his hand, and the tortoise shell slipped away and stuck to the bridge of his nose with a snap.

Yu Chun felt a pain in the bridge of his nose, and a hot stream washed away the toilet paper in his nostrils. He touched it with his hand, but there was no blood, but the pain in the bridge of the nose became more painful, and then his brain went black for a while.

You broken turtle shell, you belong to a vampire.

This was Yu Chun's only thought before falling into darkness.