born august in the end times

Yu Chun felt that he was like a pig. Since he became pregnant, his IQ, which was not bad, dropped seriously.

Tell the Xu family that they still have a son who is living outside, and then they will never communicate with each other?

It's fine if the Xu family has seventeen or eighteen sons, but it's fine if the son eats, drinks, prostitutes and gambles.

The problem is that this son is following in Xu Huru's footsteps, and even ahead of her.

——This is simply an impossible task.

How much self-control must the Xu family have to allow the Xu family, which only has a daughter, to pester this freshman son outside.

Even if the Xu family's behavior is not authentic, they can't just let it go. At that time, he has only two choices, to become a son of the Xu family, or to be annoyed to death by them.

There is also a third option, which is to be destroyed by Xu Huru, the first heir. I believe that her determination to destroy Yu Chun, who is his brother, is definitely stronger than that of Yu Chun, who is her rival in love.

What a simple question, why did he only figure it out now.

Could it be that not only falling in love can make a person's IQ negative, but even pregnancy can make a person mentally handicapped?

Yu Chun is both the former and the latter, and he can't blame his IQ for falling to the bottom.

When he remembered this question, it was already three days after the incident happened.

——Is the day lily cold? Is the rice porridge already?

Yu Chun is always in poor spirits due to pregnancy. No matter how much he eats, he will feel weak and lethargic. Generally, he sleeps at least thirteen hours a day, and he goes to bed before nine o'clock at night. The time Ji Gang met was only at dinner time, and it happened that on the day he thought of this question, Ji Gang did not come back that night.

He lasted until eleven o'clock, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, and fell directly on the bed.

Maybe it was because Ji Gang was always in his mind, the next morning, Yu Chun woke up the next morning because of the movement that would not have disturbed him before.

"Have you had enough sleep? Why did you wake up so early?" Ji Gang held a glass of warm water and brought it to Yu Chun's mouth.

Yu Chun moistened his lips first, then drained his glass of water, "No, I have something to ask you, have you... told the Xu family about me?"

"You can't sleep well all night just because of this." Ji Gang buried his face on Chun's neck, kissed him slowly, and took advantage, "Don't worry, I didn't say anything."

Yu Chun felt tired again, "You thought of it too."

"Speaking of Xu Huru, I know her better than you." Ji Gang helped Yu Chun, and stuffed a pillow behind his back, "She values ​​power more than ordinary men. Usually, men like power and women like feelings. But women are sometimes more extreme than men, once a woman abandons her natural softness, determination and methods will be more extreme than men."

For example, Wu Zetian, for the sake of power, can do nothing. The son is her own son, but she can also treat her own son as her own.

"Does Xu Huru like you?" Yu Chun touched Ji Gang's sharp face.

"Whether she likes me or not doesn't affect her decision. If one day she thinks that killing me can make her a queen, she doesn't mind breaking my neck at all." Ji Gang rolled his eyes.

Yu Chun caressed Ji Gang's neck comfortingly. Based on this alone, he was a hundred times stronger than Xu Huru. Even if he burped today, his substitute could not be her.

"Xu Huru is really a person who puts his interests first." Yu Chun sighed and said happily.

"Her actions only depend on whether it is powerful to her. This kind of person is the best to deal with." Because it is not necessary to be alone, it is impossible to go forward crazily. As long as you let her know that the road ahead is a dead end, she will not be here Going forward, "I warned, she probably won't be trying to trick us. She will find another person who is suitable for her and the Xu family. It's not that she can't find it. Why bother to hang herself from a tree."

This is Xu Huru's cleverness. She never engages in emotional disputes. She will not be like a child who likes a candy and wants to eat it. If the candy is placed on a cliff, she will give up and go find it. one.

Paranoid is not her character, she always just likes what suits her best.

"The premise is that she doesn't know that I'm his brother." Yu Chun said.

"Then never let the Xu family know, that's very easy." Ji Gang said, feeling a little inappropriate, "Actually, it's up to you to decide whether you recognize them or not. They are your parents after all."

"Let's talk about it at that time." I guess it will be a long time before he doesn't mind reconnecting with his parents.

The incident quieted down, and Yu Chun ate and slept every day.

Her stomach grew bigger like a balloon, but not as exaggerated as a woman's. Not to mention a big watermelon, at best it was a coconut.

In less than six months, Yu Chun felt that he was about to give birth, and the baby was very active in his stomach. He didn't tell anyone about this, because it was only six months after all.

During the period, Ji Gang was busy, and brought back a few mutated fish with sharp teeth that changed from grass carp to piranha. Yu Chun got them into his own space. Very well-behaved, the little turtle transformed into a "fish herding turtle".

Just when the baby in her belly was able to kick Yu Chun's belly with her legs, Xu's family and Yao's family married at a very fast speed, and then at the speed of light, they decided to hold the wedding in three days.

Yu Chun knew that the wedding day might be the time to do it.

On that day, Ji Gang was not there, and Dongfang Hu was not there. Yu Chun took out a coma drug in the space, stunned the old lady and Dongfang Weiyu, and ignited it in the house just in case, if someone rushed into their house , It didn’t take five seconds to fall into a coma, and then Yu Chun and Ji Chen, two living people, and the old lady Dongfang Weiyu, two unconscious people, entered the space under the eyes of Ji Gang and Dongfang Hu.

After Yu Chun made N promises, he gave the little turtle to Ji Gang as a bodyguard, and persuaded the little turtle to change his taste.

The little turtle is quite reluctant, making it eat people is like letting a tiger eat grass.

Yu Chun could only grit his teeth, thanking him for his reluctance, and when there is no need to be reluctant, don't be reluctant.

It doesn't matter on their side, Ji Gang has a little turtle following him, so if he encounters danger, it's not considered danger.

Things went quite smoothly. Every few hours, Ji Chen entered and exited the space for the fifth time. He saw Ji Gang and the others who came back victorious.

And the one who welcomed Ji Gang back was his son who looked like a skinned monkey.

"This is my son?" Ji Gang carefully hugged the tightly wrapped little one, flesh-colored, his little face was red and wrinkled, his mouth and eyebrows hadn't grown out, his mouth was almost invisible, his face was only his Two knuckles long, the whole body is not as big as his palm.

"Is there three catties?" Ji Gang's whole body was stiff.

Dongfang Tiger was not much better, "It's less than seven months old?"

"How on earth did you give birth to the baby? Did you get gas?" Ji Gang said in panic, and Ji Chen immediately wanted to hold the baby in his arms, saving the baby's father from dropping the baby to the ground.

But Ji Gang didn't let go.

"I don't know that either. When I saw it, the baby had already been born." Ji Chen blamed himself quite a bit. You said that Yu Chun, who was not far from him, was having a baby and he didn't even know it. Be careful, don't pay attention" can be explained.

Then I can only ask the child his mother.

It should be that the child is gone, and there is nothing blocking his stomach. Yu Chun has a big appetite, and now he is eating a bunch of grapes, spitting out a grape skin in one gulp.

As for how the child was born, Yu Chun is not very clear.

He just has a stomachache, but it shouldn't be the pain of giving birth. Although they have seen giving birth, they also know common sense. Generally, when they are about to give birth, pregnant women will scream incomparably miserable, like killing a pig.

His stomach hurts, and it just makes him feel that he can eat well, so he finds a place to solve the problem of defecation.

Then the child came out.

Fortunately, he didn't pull up his pants and left, but wanted to dig a pit to bury the excrement, otherwise his poor son, who couldn't even hum, probably would have become fertilizer by the time he found out.

Ji Gang and the others were speechless after listening to Yu Chun's story about the birth process. Thinking about the best, Yu Chun didn't suffer much, but who knows, is there any problem with the baby born in this way? It is still a super premature baby who is only six months old .

"Will he--" Died early, Ji Gang couldn't say these two words.

Look at me like this, do you think that if my son is in danger of dying early, I can do this, Yu Chun comforted, "Don't worry, look at our son with a square head and big ears. We don't know how rich he is, but he will definitely live a long life." Fate."

In fact, not only is there no danger of premature death, but it is like Xiaoqiang.

In just three days, there was a very obvious change. The red and wrinkled skin was as smooth as if it had been ironed by an iron, and it was white and tender. The eyes were opened, big and round, with the bright and innocent characteristics of children, and Like obsidian, the lips also have color, and the fleshy cheeks are like a bun.

"Yi Ya Yi Ya" the baby is hungry.

"It's time to feed." Shaking the bottle, the nipple went into the baby's mouth.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" The baby peed.

"Come on, change the baby's diaper." A clean diaper was placed under the baby's buttocks.

"Yi Ya Yi Ya" the baby pulled.

"Okay, change the baby's diaper again." Holding her nose, she took out the smelly diaper and bathed the baby.

"Wow wow wow -" the magic voice pierced through his head, the baby wanted his father.

24 The filial dad, immediately ran in from outside the house and shook the baby in his arms.

Based on the above situation, Yu Chun decided that he should continue confinement, and try to extend it for another two months. Putting a corpse on the bed is better than being a baby daddy.

——It’s me who gives birth to the child, and it’s him who raises the child.