[Network] friend of friend

Xiao Jingyu watched the people chatting in the group boredly, then crossed the line not very interested, called up Ye Zhan's QQ, and typed on it.

JY couldn't help but: I'll pick you up from get out of class tomorrow.

Queen Ye: Come on

Then there is no text.

But even with only these two short sentences, Xiao Jingyu looked at it for a while, and then suddenly smiled silently, changing the note for himself.

He casually brushed his hair back, Xiao Jingyu leaned back in the chair and smoked, looking very handsome.

In the smog, he seemed to see Ye Zhan's expression when he typed that sentence, it was high above, as if letting him go was a kind of gift.

Every time the man showed this expression, he wanted to pounce on him and crush him, hugging him and trampling him fiercely. He always felt that it was inexplicably exciting to play with such a proud man until he was crying.

He is obviously not a very good-looking person, but it can make him so persistent.

It’s weird.

What's more, the two are still in the kissing stage so far.

Although it shouldn't be far away from sex, after all, they are all clubbers, so they may not be too reserved.

But still very strange.

It's just the feeling of being trapped by him.

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The next day, Xiao Jingyu got up very early in the morning, walked around the school many times without doing anything, kept pulling out his mobile phone to check the time, and finally couldn't hold back, wandered to the classroom where Ye Zhan was in class.

Just in time for recess.

Handsome Xiao walked in from the door swaggeringly, found a seat under Ye Zhan's eyes and sat down.

After a while, the phone rang.

Xiao Jingyu curled his lips, glanced at Ye Zhan who was leaning against the window, and took out his mobile phone, it was indeed a text message from him——

"Queen Ye: Go outside and wait for me."

Xiao Jingyu turned off his mobile phone indifferently, stuffed it back into his bag, and sat still.

Sitting next to him was a boy who was dozing off with his head propped up. He looked familiar. Xiao Jingyu thought for a long time before he remembered that he had met this person at the roller skating rink.

He has always been unable to remember faces, and he can remember this person purely because he is a man with aura, looks good, and has a deep memory, so he also remembered him by the way.

It seems to be called...Lu Ziqi.

The school bell rings.

Lu Ziqi woke up suddenly, knocked his forehead on the table, and there was a soft bang.

Xiao Jingyu turned his eyes away not very lovingly, and looked at Ye Zhan on the podium.

The eyes of the two met.

Ye Zhan glanced at him, and said lightly: "In the last class, we talked about the capacity of the anus and rectum. It is rumored on the Internet that the anus of Japanese actor Yuji Oda can hold a 500ml water bottle. This is actually feasible, but Prolapse of the anus will definitely happen, and it is inevitable that it will loosen afterwards. Interested students can try it, but please do a good job of expansion in advance and indicate that 'this behavior of mine has nothing to do with Teacher Ye Zhan's human physiology class' Remember to put your mobile phone within easy reach. Of course, it is best to be accompanied by someone. In an emergency, you can also call an ambulance..."

Xiao Jingyu propped his chin up and looked at the people on the stage who were calmly talking about some obscure things, enjoying the fierce glances that he glanced over from time to time.

Although I never get tired of looking at Ye Zhan's face, Xiao Jingyu is not very interested in the anus and intestines. After a while, he felt a little bored. He yawned, glanced at Lu Ziqi, and peeked at him with 5.3 eyesight on chat.

Director-Quietly: Lu Shou!You literally ran off to physio class! ?

Screenwriter-Lu Manman: Can you not be so surprised, I just give a temporary class for others, and learn something by the way, so as not to be unable to cope with your science popularization next time.

Director-Quietly: Meng Gong—Call Meng Gong—your little weak subject is ready to be crushed by you! GNs line up!

Late stage - random strokes: Meng Gong - your Lushou can already be suppressed!

Propaganda-Trumpet: Meng Gong-Where are you!

Director-Quietly: Ever since Xiao Yumiao left, this group has become a little bit deserted, and the queue can't even get out of the momentum, so beautiful<(￣^￣)

Propaganda-Trumpet: I'll miss that white purpose.

Screenwriter-Lu Manman: Meng Gong-Hurry up and raise your gun! ←I guess she will be in the line for this publicity-Trumpet: Actually, you want to say that to Meng Gong, don’t deny it Lu Shou (￣ˇ￣) vCV-Meng Bai: Stupid, where are you?

Director-Quietly: You've been tricked!Girls, don't talk, don't jump into the building, let us be free and transparent!

Screenwriter-Lu Manman: Ah, in Building 5

CV-Mongolia: See you on the playground later

Screenwriter-Lu Manman: See you on the playground?Why why?

Director-Quietly: Lu Shou, your performance is too... Forget it, I don't bother to talk about you.Don't you forget that you have to run 2000 meters in your senior year today?

Screenwriter-Lu Manman:! ! !

Lu Ziqi struggled to climb down QQ, opened the text message he had ignored for many days, and it was "May 5th, that is, this Monday, there will be a physical fitness test for fourth-year students, 14 meters for girls, 1800 meters for boys, Chinese Department The queue is at 2000:10 in the morning, please gather the students in the big playground.”

10 o'clock in the morning!

I just finished two classes, well, I will go to the playground to die after listening to the teacher's teachings.

Xiao Jingyu looked at Lu Ziqi, who seemed to have been shadowed for a moment, with great interest, and suddenly found that there seemed to be more interesting people around him.

The people on the podium had already finished explaining the basic knowledge, so they obviously didn't plan to talk any more. They leaned leisurely by the side of the podium, holding the pointer and said, "Question time, if you have any questions, tell me."

He still had a haughty expression on his face, even when facing the students, he maintained such a humble look, but it still made Xiao Jingyu feel that the more he looked at it, the more he liked him, and he fell in love with his virtue.

A girl in the front row raised her hand timidly and asked, "Teacher, it is often written in novels that the prostate is a bump. Is it true?"

"The prostate is a very small area. There may be some ups and downs, but it will never be so protruding that people can easily feel it. If you feel your boyfriend's prostate protruding, send him to the hospital immediately. It is benign prostatic hyperplasia or prostatic hyperplasia. Swelling is definitely not wrong, or it is a hemorrhoid, it is a disease, and it needs to be treated."

"Then teacher, if you want to lubricate the place, what should you use?"

"If you don't have money, use soap, if you have money, you can use aloe vera vegetable oil."

"Ms. Ye, how old are you this year?"

"33."

There was a lot of doubts from below, obviously they didn't really believe that Ye Zhan would be 33 years old.

Judging from his appearance, he is at most in his early 25s, with good skin and few facial lines.

Ye Zhan didn't care about the doubts of the students at all, he took the pointer and knocked on the table, waiting for them to calm down.

After a while, someone asked again: "Teacher, do you think regular enemas are necessary?"

"Unless you have a foundation, you don't need it. If you fill it too much, it will relax."

"What happens if you relax?"

"incontinence."

"..." The matter of incontinence was too challenging, and everyone was silent for a while, digesting the somewhat serious consequences.

Lu Ziqi looked at Ye Zhan adoringly, and wrote down seriously in his notebook: "Enemas should be done, but not too often, or you will lose control."

The appearance of this good boy successfully poked Xiao Jingyu's HHP who was still peeking at him, and the corners of his mouth curled into an amused smile.

There is actually someone who records it so seriously, is it really here to learn?

Questions in the classroom continued——

"Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?"

"No."

"Is there anyone there?"

"..." Ye Zhan paused, and instead of answering immediately like before, he glanced at Xiao Jingyu without any trace, then quickly turned his gaze away, and said, "Yes."

If you have a partner but don't have a girlfriend, you can easily deduce that you have a boyfriend.

Anyone with a little brain knows to change the subject quickly. After all, this is not something that can be said out loud, but there are always a few thoughtless people in a class who will ask things that are harmful to others and not to themselves——

"The teacher has a boyfriend?"

"No, there is only one lover." Ye Zhan answered smoothly, as if he expected someone to ask such a question.

The get out of class bell rang in due time.

Ye Zhan glanced at the people who were still eager to try, put down the pointer, stood back in front of the podium, and lowered his head to sort things out: "get out of class is over."

It wasn't until everyone was gone that Xiao Jingyu stood up from his seat, went around to lock the door, and walked slowly to Ye Zhan who was still reading the courseware.

Xiao Jingyu leaned over, clasped Ye Zhan's chin, turned his face to himself, leaned closer, and murmured ambiguously: "Ms. Ye, I want to kiss you."

Ye Zhan looked at him without changing expression, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said calmly and commandingly: "Kiss."

Xiao Jingyu showed a naughty smile and kissed her.

How could this person be so attractive to him.