[Network] friend of friend

Graduation is always cumbersome, you will be dragged to take all kinds of weird bachelor photos, you will be forced to participate in a bunch of crowded and disturbing dinner parties, and there will be a lot of inexplicable tears.

After participating in the long graduation ceremony of the college, and being pestered by classmates to take pictures, Qi Qi took the school bus to have a breakup meal after being somewhat exhausted.

The Chinese department paid a lot of money for an entire hall in the hotel, and set up a stage for performances.

Lu Ziqi has never participated in the activities held in the class, and he doesn't drink very well. He is afraid of being caught, so he hides in a corner drinking juice by himself.

He has always kept a low profile, but it's normal for him to be so invisible now.

It's a pity that there is a group of classmates who have become particularly emotional and abnormal around them. When there is a commotion, the atmosphere will inevitably become a little strange.

Lu Ziqi complied with the call of the times, his face was flushed by the force, he could hardly walk, and he only thought that he had practiced lightness kung fu and floated on the water.

Although this person doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, he tastes good. When he's drunk, he just looks at people ruddy, with fluttering eyes, and looks obedient and willing to be bullied.

There are not a few girls in the Chinese Department who like Lu Ziqi, but they have never found a chance to express their palpitations to him.

He was intimidated by those girlfriends in the past. He was nervous when he was with girls. He was super unconfident about this matter. He usually kept his distance as much as possible. He would never talk if he could not talk. It gives people the feeling of being arrogant and unreasonable, which indirectly hurt the hearts of many admirers.

Although I have little contact with each other in normal times, fortunately, the college provides a chance to confess my love just before graduation.

"In order to make it easier for everyone to express the emotions that surged out at the time of parting, we have deliberately created a platform with great pains. As long as everyone edits and texts what they want to say and sends it to 18XXXXXXXX, it will be displayed on the big screen here." Host The person introduced with a smile on his face.

Lu Ziqi was still being silly the rest of the way, the hostess girl didn’t listen to what she said, she just smirked at everyone who passed by blankly, with stickers of ‘I’m a little white rabbit, come and abduct me’ posted all over her body , although still sitting in the corner, it is particularly conspicuous.

That's why Bai Meng saw him the first time he came in, and when he saw that seductive look again, his face immediately sank, and he strode over.

As soon as the man approached, Lu Ziqi grinned and took the initiative to grab his hand. That way was completely different from being intimate with others.

Bai Meng sat down on the chair beside him, scratched his palm once in a while, and asked expressionlessly: "How much did you drink?"

Lu Ziqi tilted his head and thought for a while, stretched out his paw and made a gesture of two, "2 bottles."

"..."

Too two.

Bai Meng raised his forehead, he had nothing to say about someone who can get drunk with just two bottles of beer, so he approached him intimately, wanting to smell the rare smell of alcohol on Lu Ziqi's body.

Before he could hear it carefully, the host on the stage suddenly said pleasantly: "After so many blessing text messages, we finally ushered in the first confession, "Lu Ziqi, I have liked you for a long time, please date me "Hey, this is straightforward enough, is it a boy or a girl?Raise your hand. "

There was a roar of laughter from the audience.

The host girl looked excitedly for a long time but couldn't find the confessor, so she had to point the finger at Lu Ziqi.

Lu Ziqi is very easy to find. Once the lights in the audience are turned off and the lights are turned on in the corner, the adulterer and adulterer are immediately exposed to everyone's sight. Looking at it from an angle, it looked like he threw Lu Ziqi onto the chair and kissed.

The host girl's microphone almost fell to the ground, and she quickly raised her skirt and took a big step to the left, and pressed the switch, and the scene was instantly plunged into darkness.

Bai Meng calmly wiped the watermelon seeds in his hand on the paper towel, took advantage of the dark environment and kissed Lu Ziqi on the lips, tasted a touch of sweetness, and then led him to flee the scene contentedly.

It was dark all around, the host girl knocked too hard just now, the switch was smashed by her fist, the circuit went out of line, everyone went on strike, the lighting engineer on the stage was poking his mobile phone to make a call, and the rest were busy appeasing The crowd shouted at the top of their lungs, 'Calm down, everyone! ".

Fortunately, the people at the scene were quite calm, and there was no swarming towards the door. They all sat down in the nearest seats and waited for the lights to return.

Except for Bai Meng and Lu Ziqi who planned to run away.

Bai Meng is just a cheater, he has direction and feeling, every step he puts on leaves an open space, and he can walk unswervingly towards the door while dragging a mop bottle.

Lu Ziqi is also a plug-in, every step you step on will always be someone else's foot, and there will be random crushing actions.

He pressed all the way, and the victim screamed all the way.

If he yells loudly, he will be startled, and then he will jump and step on the person on the other side.He didn't feel it when he whispered. He stepped on the human foot and turned it around. No matter how you looked at it, it seemed that he was confirming the feeling of the foot.

A certain girl couldn't take it anymore, and shouted in a broken voice: "Ah—a mouse crawled over my feet just now!"

Not far away, a boy answered calmly: "What's the point of crawling over there, it even bit me."

"Then you are still so calm."

"I'll tell you, when I finished that sentence, it bit me again Fuck!"

"..."

Listening to the screams, the two walked through the S road.

When they arrived at the door, the fragile circuit was finally repaired in an emergency. Bai Meng looked back at the people who were staggering behind him, and pulled the culprit into the bathroom without sympathy.

After the series of irritating screams just now, Lu Ziqi is actually almost awake, but his head is still a little dizzy.

Bai Meng dragged him to the sink, took some water and wiped his face, and patted him lightly when he was done, "Are you awake?"

Lu Ziqi covered his face with tears in his eyes and took two steps back, "Sober."

"Then go back."

The two took a taxi back to school, Lu Ziqi stared at the bookish gate for a while, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't taken a photo with Bai Meng yet.

It's so weird that there's no picture of the couple together.

Lu Ziqi thought about it, he had to get one to keep at home, and another to put in his wallet, so as not to be troubled by forgetting Bai Meng's appearance after a long time.

Before he returned his bachelor uniform, Lu Ziqi rushed back to the dormitory excitedly, put on his clothes, moved his hat to the place he thought was the most handsome, and then carefully moved to Bai Meng.

"Hurry up, take a picture before the shape is messed up."

For a long time, Bai Meng didn't respond, and Lu Ziqi stared at the tassel almost cross-eyed, and couldn't help urging: "Hurry up, these clothes are difficult to control."

Bai Meng ignored him, and suddenly reached out to take off the obtrusive hat, and rubbed Lu Ziqi's head roughly, "It's too ugly, don't wear this."

Lu Ziqi looked up at him, shaking his head resignedly, guessing that he had such a virtue, so he just tore his bangs casually, and obediently took off his clothes.

Bai Meng nodded in satisfaction, put his arm around Lu Ziqi's shoulder, and stood still.

...1 minutes have passed...

"What is this for?" Lu Ziqi asked, blinking his eyes.

"Photograph."

"..."

Lu Ziqi looked at the crooked neck tree opposite, "Who took the picture?"

Bai Meng also looked at the tree and fell silent.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

When Lu Zixuan kicked the door and came in, Lu Ziqi was squatting on a chair to select photos, one of them missed and fell to the floor with a plop.

"Brother, I found that plug! I want to be a socket!"

Lu Zixuan announced this lightly, and Lu Ziqi, who had just got up, lost control and fell to the ground again.

He is a socket!

His younger brother is also going to be a socket!

He had a negative influence on his brother's sexuality!

That's not the point!

The point is!

His mother is also an outlet!

His whole family has become a socket!

Lu Ziqi collapsed.

Hug your head and confess—Mom, I'm sorry for you!

"Brother." Lu Zixuan bit a lollipop, looked at Lu Ziqi who was depressed with a playful smile, "Is there gold on the ground? I'll come to the party too."

Lu Ziqi looked at his younger brother lying beside him, and broke down even more.

Sure enough, he was the one who influenced him, and my younger brother really likes to learn from his elder brother in everything.

When the childish two sat upright facing each other, Lu Ziqi put on a serious face, "Don't make such a hasty decision, it hurts to be that one."

"Bai Meng hurts you? The technique is so poor."

One sentence choked Lu Ziqi half to death. In order to restore Bai Meng's image, he had no choice but to explain: "No, no, nothing, it's just that you can't guarantee that every man's skills are good."

"I understand. Someone like you, brother, must have bad skills."

Lu Ziqi was choked to death again, and instantly became angry, "Did you tear me down like this!"

"Seek truth from facts." Lu Zixuan peeled off another lollipop, and asked vaguely: "Is Baimeng technology really feasible? Do you want me to guide you?"

"..." You are going to be a socket and want to guide a plug! ?

Lu Ziqi was weakly defeated, propped his chin in a daze, and began to wonder whether Bai Meng's skills were good or not.

It's a pity that there is no reference object, and there is no specific standard. After thinking about it for a long time, I just want to understand one thing: except for the first time, I haven't had any more pain since then, which should be considered good.

Lu Ziqi turned to look for Lu Zixuan again, trying to continue reasoning with him, and happened to see him peeling off the third lollipop.

"Why do you eat so much sugar?"

"Well, I quit smoking." Lu Zixuan replied, stretched his body and curled up on the sofa to poke the tablet.

Lu Zixuan's addiction to cigarettes is not great, he only smokes a little from time to time, and he smokes more when he is in a bad mood, unlike Bai Meng, who smokes more when he is in a good mood, and even more when he is in a bad mood.

But these two people have one thing in common, they are addicted to smoking, and not letting them smoke is the same as not giving them water, it will kill people.

Now that Lu Zixuan suddenly said that he wanted to quit smoking, he was really surprised, and couldn't hold back his curiosity, "Why did you suddenly want to quit smoking?"

"Because I think that person's partner doesn't smoke, so maybe the corner will be smoother when he quits."

"..."

Not only is his younger brother going to make a socket, but he also wants to pull a plug from another socket and plug it into his own!

Mom, I'm so sorry for you!

With an expression on his face that wanted to hit the wall, Lu Ziqi pulled out his cell phone from his pocket sadly, and sent a text message to his man.

Lu: "Zixuan said he was going to be an outlet ╰_╯"

Bai: "Let him do it"

Lu: "It's still a third party ╰_╯"

Bai: "Pick him"

Lu: "=_=A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands"

Bai: "Bite him"

Lu: "I'm telling you the truth!"

Bai: "Dinner together tonight?"

Lu: "Don't change the subject!"

Bai: "Don't worry, nothing will happen. Have dinner together?"

Lu: "No, I have to watch Zixuan to prevent him from running around."

Afterwards, Bai Meng didn't reply to any text messages.

Lu Ziqi put away his cell phone sullenly, and asked Lu Zixuan to go out for dinner.

There was a car parked outside the dormitory, and a woman in a cheongsam stood under the crooked-neck tree, faintly, like a painting.

She looked at the two brothers who came out one after the other, and called out coldly: "The roads are all the same."

The voice was not loud, but it was heard clearly in Lu Ziqi's ears, with the same tone of voice and the same expressionless face, which made him seem to see the man who had been with him all the time in a trance.

On this midsummer dusk, Lu Ziqi met Bai Meng's mother unexpectedly, which happened ahead of everyone's expectations.