[Network] friend of friend

Lu Ziqi is well-known for being persistent and lacking in mind, and he is particularly prone to relying on a certain habit or person.

This certain person must be Bai Meng.

That habit is eating a lollipop.

This story happened not long after Lu Ziqi turned 30.

As a young man with good teeth, good legs and good legs, Lu Ziqi still hasn't quit the habit of eating lollipops, and he only recognizes the same family.

So one day, the teeth that had been mutilated by the Japanese devils for so many years finally went on strike. Not only could I not eat, but my whole face was swollen.

Therefore, since you were born under the red flag, you must not have an ambiguous relationship with capitalism. The Communist Party has a firewall but no anti-virus software.

The artillery fire of the Yamato nation was so fierce that the weak roads all fell down.

As soon as Bai Meng came back from get off work, he saw Lu Ziqi lying motionless on the sofa, looking like he had been murdered.

"All the way." The man shouted, loosened his tie, casually put his suit on the sofa, and sat down beside him.

Even though the two had quarreled with each other for so many years, and Lu Ziqi had put in a lot of effort on his own, the man still called him by his full name in a serious manner.

Lu Ziqi, who had suffered a double blow, responded muffledly, raised his head desperately, then buried his head in the sofa with an expression of wishing to die, and complained in a low voice, "You despise me."

Bai Meng put away the astonishment on his face, returned to his usual expressionless face, and said honestly: "No."

"You have." Accused tearfully.

Bai Meng was a little tired, and really didn't want to get entangled with him on this issue, so he bent down and pulled the turtle out of the sofa, "Let me see."

Lu Ziqi raised his head aggrievedly, and pretended to be innocent with a pig's face.

The corners of Bai Meng's mouth twitched visibly, and he calmly let go, allowing the pig's head to fall into the sofa.

"You really despise me!" Zhutou yelled in a broken voice.

"No." Bai Meng denied calmly, and stood up from the sofa.

With a pig-like face on his face, Lu Ziqi followed him into the kitchen persistently, and babbled on to him behind him: "You must despise me, despise me, despise me, despise me, despise me..." Halfway through speaking, he was suddenly caught by Bai Meng. The ice cubes were blocked and killed, and only had time to mutter weakly and aggrievedly: "Good ice."

"Apply it for a while, have you taken any medicine?"

Lu Ziqi nodded, and took the ice cube from the man's hand, still looking like an aggrieved pig.

Bai Meng clamped his chin, "Open your mouth."

"what--"

"It just made you open your mouth, but didn't let you speak."

"Oh."

Bai Meng stared at his teeth and studied for a while, but he didn't find a single tooth decay. "Go to the hospital for an examination tomorrow."

"No." Lu Ziqi shook his head firmly, and the aggrieved pig's head immediately turned into a strong pig's head.

"If you don't go, you have to go." Bai Meng made the final decision arbitrarily, and Zhu Tou was wronged again.

At home, he always listens to Bai Meng on big and small matters, and Zhu Tou has no position to speak.

Lu Ziqi squatted on the sofa in the shadows, silently drawing circles.

After Bai Meng finished cooking in the kitchen, he called Lu Zi to come and serve the dishes.

Lu Zi looked at it together and became even more shadowy, "I can't bite."

"Huh?" Bai Meng looked up, a table full of chicken feet, chicken wings and ribs, and said apologetically, "It's all cooked food from my colleagues."

"Which colleague?" "The one who wants to introduce me to someone."

Lu Ziqi raised his head as if facing a big enemy, and asked nervously: "Have you introduced it? Are you pretty?"

"I haven't seen it." Bai Meng tore open a box of tofu and replied casually, "I declined."

"It's almost there."

For dinner that night, Lu Ziqi ate a box of tofu, and Bai Meng picked and picked some cooked food, and that was it.

Until the two of them lay down on the bed after taking a shower, Lu Ziqi was still struggling with the plate of tofu, so depressed that his teeth were about to shatter.

"Why do I feel like I'm 50 years older in an instant?"

Bai Meng put down the book in his hand, turned off the headlights, looked sideways at him, and comforted him, "Just try it out in advance."

"I don't want this kind of experience." Lu Zi Qi cupped his face worryingly, "Does it look like a pig's head?"

Bai Meng nodded and continued reading.

"..."

Before turning into a pig's head, Lu Ziqi was considered a good-looking uncle, his face was smooth and delicate, and there were no other changes except for a few crow's feet.

The same is true for Bai Meng. His facial features were originally three-dimensional and deep. After returning from the army, he has an extra sharp temperament like a knife. He has been handsome and reliable for ten years.

The two bought a house in the city center and lived an ordinary life as an ordinary couple. Occasionally, a rival in love would be justified as a spice.

Bai Meng cut off contact with his family, and accompanied Lu Ziqi back to his hometown, where he worked as an actuary for an insurance company, occasionally speculating in stocks, and had a lot of free time every day.

When this man first came back, he became very interested in making money, and thought of various ways to get money back.

Later, I probably felt that it was too boring to watch the amount in the account go up every day, so I ran to get an actuary license, tied all the money on my belt and went back to my hometown together.

Sometimes Lu Ziqi wondered if it would be too much of a disadvantage for someone like Bai Meng to stay with him in such a small place.

Until now, this question is still going round and round in his mind.

"Bai Meng, do you have any particularly big ambitions, but you have to give up because of me?" Lu Ziqi couldn't hide the matter in his heart, so he thought about it and said it outright.

"No." The man replied calmly, turning the pages of the book in his hand.

"Do you think it's too much of a disadvantage for you to match me?" YouQi has become a pig again now.

"will not."

"You don't want to hang out with me until you die in this life, do you?"

Bai Meng raised his head and asked back: "No?"

"..." Lu Ziqi choked for a moment, and tugged at his bangs, "It's not impossible, I always feel that you should have greater achievements and greater ideals."

Bai Meng lowered his head indifferently, and said flatly: "Keeping you by my side for the rest of my life is my greatest ambition in this life."

At this time, you must not patronize moving.

Lu Ziqi clenched his fists, pouting his lips and leaning forward to offer a kiss.

Bai Meng turned sideways and avoided, "Your kiss is too greasy now."

After all, I still despise him!

Luzi burst into tears and decided to run away from home!

Facts have proved that since you were born under the red flag, you must be absolutely moderate. Innovation and creativity will definitely not work, and unconventional things like running away from home will definitely cause accidents once you do it.

So something happened to Lu Ziqi, and he was robbed in broad daylight in the alley at the corner of the gate of the community.

"Uncle, hand over the money." The cockscomb-haired boy shook his legs, and by the way he also moved the switchblade in his hand, his whole body trembled, and he was robbing like a fool.

Lu Ziqi guessed that he and he would not be able to adjust to the same frequency, so he began to dig out his pocket cooperatively, "Only 5 yuan in change."

"Fuck, uncle, you're kidding me."

"No, that's really all there is to it."

Originally, I planned to abscond with a donation today, but I overslept and ran out after only grabbing 10 yuan.

After eating 5 yuan for breakfast, there is only so much left.

It's really no wonder he did this, it was completely forced by the situation.

Ji Guantou still didn't believe it, so he wanted to search him when he came up.

Lu Ziqi saw that he was approaching fiercely, and the knife in his hand was even more turbulent. He didn't know what to do, but the other party stepped on a stone and rushed forward.Lu Ziqi took advantage of the situation to dodge, and the cockscomb head fell straight on the ground, with his crotch facing another raised stone, and the sound of killing a pig sounded in an instant.

Lu Ziqi touched his face, grabbed the 5 yuan, and left silently amidst the screams.

When he came home, Bai Meng had just woken up and was coming out of the bedroom wearing a pair of briefs with a baggy bag.

Lu Ziqi's eyes were straightened, and he put forward the breakfast in his hand, "I just bought breakfast."

Bai Meng didn't answer, yawned sleepily, and went into the toilet.

Lu Ziqi followed eagerly to the door again, peeked at the frame, and reported in a low voice: "I was robbed just now."

Bai Meng was brushing his teeth, he just glanced at him indifferently, didn't answer, and waited for him to continue talking.

Lu Zi agreed, "Don't worry, it's just a robbery of wealth, not sex."

Bai Meng, who was already rinsing his mouth, couldn't control himself when he thought of his pig-headed face, and almost choked.

"Tell me, is toothache more painful or egg pain more painful?" Lu Ziqi asked jumping thinking, and without waiting for Bai Meng's answer, he continued, "Probably both hurt, I see him The face is distorted."

"Do you want to try?"

Lu Ziqi hesitated for a moment, then nodded cautiously, and looked at Bai Meng with trust.

This look is several minutes.

Just when Lu Ziqi thought that nothing would happen at all, Bai Meng, who had finished tossing around, suddenly turned around and grabbed Lu Ziqi.

Lu Xiaoshou's face turned pale instantly.

Although the affair between him and his man has never been broken, and I don't know how many times that place has been touched, but it was the first time to be pinched hard, which made Lu Ziqi instantly feel like he was about to cut off his children and grandchildren, and said in a trembling voice : "What are you doing, what are you doing!"

"Let you experience it." Bai Meng said lightly, gradually increasing his strength.

Lu Shou was shocked, and grabbed him tightly, "Don't stop, many sons will die."

"..." Bai Meng glanced at him, let go of his hand cooperatively, turned around and picked up the soap on the side.

Lu Ziqi thought of how many children and grandchildren he had sacrificed during the years they were together, and felt a little depressed, feeling depressed all day long.

That night, Bai Meng put down his body and gave Lu Ziqi oral sex, and finally swallowed it all without disdain, and leaned over him, the corners of his mouth were still a little white, and said in a hoarse and seductive voice: " You have lost another wave of sons."

Lu Ziqi stared blankly for a long while, and then said, "Death under the peony flower is also romantic."