Fear of "Greedy Wolf" due to the benefits of online games

[My heart is very happy] Invite [Yu Xiaoyu] to join the guild [Jin Lin Tang] Do you agree?

After receiving this system message, Xiaoyu immediately agreed. "The name of your guild is very nice!" Jinlin, is it a white unicorn?Thinking about it is very exciting!Xiaoyu was instantly overwhelmed by the image of the mascot in his mind.

Seeing Xiaoyu's satisfied expression, His Majesty the leader smiled gratifiedly. "You continue to roast, I will pay attention to the surrounding situation. Don't worry, with me around, no monsters or ghosts can get close to you." After speaking, he gave Xiaoyu a comforting smile.

Xiaoyu was stunned by Qiao Lin's smile.Don't get me wrong, he didn't think Qiao Lin's smile was so seductive, but that it was so heartwarming.Look, in this mountain forest where the night is getting dark and the wind is getting high, there is a person saying this to himself.Even if he is a big man, he will not treat other people's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs!You must know that donkey liver and lung are not cheap at all!

The "cracking" sound of the firewood is accompanied by the rustling sound of the breeze blowing the leaves in the forest, and the surrounding area seems very quiet, but faintly heard, there are still names of insects and birds, which can also be called lively.

Looking at Xiaoyu turning the chicken back and forth with a smile, Qiao Lin suddenly asked: "Little Yu'er, what did you call me back then? What's the matter?"

I was concentrating on leaning on the chicken, but now I heard this question.Xiaoyu felt guilty: "Heh...hehe...I didn't...I was talking too fast. Your ID is so long, it's hard to call it."

Qiao Lin still smiled: "That's my fault."

In fact, Your Majesty is a declarative sentence, but Xiaoyu heard it as a rhetorical question: "Then, then don't you call me Xiaoyuer too!"

Qiao Lin's expression remained the same: "Yes. You are right."

So Xiaoyu misunderstood the emotion of the sentence again: "Then why should I call you? Anyway, the four words are very tricky."

His Majesty suddenly came to Xiaoyu's side, put his mouth next to Xiaoyu's ear, and said in a low voice: "When it's just the two of us, you can call me Lin."

What are the disadvantages of super high five senses?That's what feels real!Xiaoyu felt a warm air flow on his ears and cheeks.It made half of his face numb and itchy.But the strange thing is that he didn't want to move, "Then... what do you call it when other people are around?"

"You can also call me Lin." After speaking, he suddenly raised his nose and took a deep breath: "It smells so good!"

Xiaoyu's face turned red immediately.Why do you feel that Hun Dan is teasing yourself?Especially: "You, you are so boring! They all have the same name, so what occasion!" Zunsu Shenjingbing!Then subconsciously took a deep breath, well, it's really delicious!But this doesn't sound like the smell of roast chicken, does it? !

Obviously, what the little fish smelled was definitely not the smell of roast chicken.And the aroma of roast chicken is what attracts this aroma.

"Cluck cluck cluck~~~ I said how can there be such a good smell of chicken! It turns out that there is a couple of young lovers secretly having a tryst here! I have a good heart, and I don't blame you for disturbing my sister Qingxiu, but this chicken you I have to keep it for my sister." The voice followed a beautiful woman who came out of the darkness.

The sky is basically completely dark now, but because of the bonfire of the roast chicken and the moonlight in the sky, there is not much obstruction to the line of sight.But Xiaoyu felt that the "woman" in front of him was a luminous body.Her whole body is definitely shrouded in a layer of fluorescence!wipe!This is not scientific at all, okay? "Lin!"

It was the first time he heard Xiaoyu call himself that, and Qiao Lin suddenly felt a numbness in his chest. "It's okay, she's a glutton, I'll get rid of her, you continue to roast." After speaking, he stood up, stood in front of the fire, and of course protected the little fish behind him.

The woman curled her lips: "Yo? Are you going to kill yourself?"

The corner of Xiaoyu's mouth twitched.I think this female snake spirit is really unreliable.But it's even more unreliable to hear it in a blink of an eye. "Yes. That chicken is mine! Don't even try to taste it! Now that you have smelled it, you have violated my taboo! Tell me, should you hand over the inner alchemy yourself, or let me beat you to the point of giving it away?" Original form?"

The Black Snake Spirit couldn't calm down anymore: "What kind of horse? You are too domineering! My aunt just wants to steal a chicken from you! Why don't you take my inner alchemy just by smelling it? Oh, I know! Don't you The young couple who had a secret tryst! They must be the stinky Taoist priests who are waiting here to rob money and sex!! My mother is fighting with you today!!!" Said that the perfect girl suddenly turned black, and the original small cherry mouth suddenly opened up, which is not enough It can be described as a blood basin!The most hateful thing is the letter spit out of the mouth, no, everyone wrongly blamed it, that thing is definitely not letter, but a double-headed snake! !

Qiao Lin checked the profile of the black snake spirit.The level is only forty or so.On this map, it is definitely the highest level BOSS.But for him the difficulty is zero.But there was one thing he forgot.That is, in order to match Xiaoyu's attire, he never changed out of his ragged clothes.In the game, it is not possible to change clothes and equipment during battle, so now...he is not much different from Guo Zhuo. "Wipe!" I couldn't help but swear.But he swore to the death to protect his roast chicken and the people who roasted him!So he immediately pointed out the weapon, and the silver gun that was shining with purple light immediately blinded the eyes of the little fish and the black snake spirit.

Xiaoyu thinks: So handsome!Must be worth a lot of money!

The black snake spirit thought: so handsome!It must hurt to hit me!

So Qiao Lin was followed by two strange eyes.Well, it's not that His Majesty is being targeted, but His Majesty's silver gun is being targeted.

A fight made Xiaoyu see the charm of martial arts skills.Especially in the dark, the effect is really quite ornamental.I saw the silver gun flying up and down, and Qiao Lin tossing and turning. Although the black snake spirit's tricks were superstitious, flying and spitting snakes, but this did not prevent Xiaoyu from appreciating the effect of martial arts.Of course, at this time of year, he had already forgotten about the fear of ghosts and ghosts.Why do you ask?Because someone said to him, "Don't worry, with me here, no monsters or ghosts can get close to you." Look, isn't that reassuring?Really.

Xiaoyu didn't check the time, but judging from the fact that he didn't reverse the chicken, but the chicken skin underneath wasn't too burnt, it didn't take too long to solve this boss.So Xiaoyu felt a little unsatisfactory.Of course, I am even more looking forward to what kind of tricks and light skills I will learn.But the most important thing for him now is to overcome his instinctive fear of snakes and touch the corpse.You must know that the task item can only be obtained by touching it yourself.After calming down, he handed the chicken that should have been roasted to Qiao Lin.Then he closed his eyes and touched the body of the black snake spirit.

Something warm fell into his hands, and he sprinted back to the campfire.Spreading out his palm, a large black bead glowing red was revealed. "It's beautiful!" Xiaoyu sighed.

Qiao Lin nodded: "It's really good. It looks like a thirty-block storage stone. The artist is really lazy." After speaking, he handed the roast chicken to Xiaoyu. "You take it first, I'll go to Pao Ding."

In fact, Xiaoyu is still very curious about Pao Ding's unreal skill.But when he sat down, he looked up again, and found that the big black snake on the ground had disappeared, and Comrade Qiao Lin was stroking his waist happily.Looks like he got something good.Otherwise, he wouldn't let a person who ranks third in game money show such an expression.But even though Xiaoyu is greedy for money, he still knows that a gentleman loves money in a proper way. The boss was fought by Qiao Lin, so he is not qualified to ask for a share from him. "I still want to see how Pao Ding is."

"It's nothing special, it's the same as you are using the flat cut skill now. As long as you think about this skill in your head, the move will come out naturally." Qiao Lin answered.

Xiaoyu pouted: "This is not scientific at all!"

Qiao Lin shrugged: "What we are doing is a superstitious task."

The little fish lost.

Xiao Yu, who was defeated by Qiao Lin, resignedly gnawed on the only chicken leg he was given, although this amount was enough for him.It was only when he was eating chicken legs that he felt a little noisy.It took me a while to realize that it was the system sound.I thought it was those three guys who were looking for me, but I took out the handheld to take a look, only to find that I had misunderstood.This is the prompt message of the guild chat channel.No wonder it keeps beeping like this.Flip through the first record.It was only after he realized that after he joined the guild, some people had already started talking non-stop.

Tomato Red: The newcomer added by the boss himself?What's the background?

Eggplant Purple: So do you still have to ask?Either beauty or beauty.

Hit the Wall Pop: Bullshit!What our boss loves most is not beautiful women, but delicious food!

Tomato Red: [Nodding] Xiaoqiang really knows the boss very well.Not bad for having a crush on the boss for a long time!

Pop Hit the Wall: Fuck you!Old paper is pure attack!

Fu Xing Xing: When two attacks meet, one must suffer.Xiaoqiang, you are actually awkward in front of the boss.

Pop hits the wall: You rotten women are dead!Old paper is straight! !

Tomato Red: [picking the nose] Would you call yourself a gong if you were straight?

Fuxing Xingxing: [picking nose] Would you call yourself a gong if you are straight?

Eggplant Purple: [picking the nose] Would you call yourself a gong?

The great shift of the universe: [picking the nose] Would you call yourself an attack?

A group of people lined up in unison.We omit twenty or so.

Hit the Wall Pop: Grandfathers!I kneel down to you!Let me go please!

Eggplant Purple: Little Qiangzi, you better accept your fate!

Pop hits the wall: [angry] You are a wife slave! ! !Shame on man! !

Eggplant Purple: [picking the nose] Would you call yourself a gong?

Hit the wall with pop: ORZ

"Pfft!" Xiaoyu couldn't help laughing while looking at the chat records.There are still many chat records later, but basically they have nothing to do with him, although they didn't have much to do with him in the beginning.This gang is really unique, and it is quite different from the gangs in the games I played before.Don't ask about your gender, don't report your measurements, and don't even let you come out and talk.It's really unexpected...exclusive...

Yes, Xiaoyu felt that such a team would not be easy for people to integrate into.Because it feels familiar to everyone, especially familiar. "Lin, doesn't your guild have a good tradition of welcoming newcomers?" As a result, after he finished speaking, a new message popped up on the guild channel: I am so happy: Ladies and gentlemen, why don't you line up to welcome my concubine? join the gang?

Xiao Yu choked on the chicken at the time: "What nonsense are you talking about!!!" In the middle of the night forest, this voice was still very penetrating.

Qiao Lin narrowed his eyes: "This way they will be more enthusiastic!!"

Sure enough, just when Xiaoyu wanted to say that Lao Zhi didn't need to be enthusiastic at all, the situation on the guild channel was like this: Tomato Red: [Surprised] What a horse?The boss finally married a wife! ? ! ! !Your Majesty, where are you?Quickly reveal your true body and let the minister wait and see! !

Pop hits the wall: [collapse] The boss finally has an owner! !Your Majesty the Empress, you have rescued the humble minister from the dire straits! ! !I really have nothing to do with the boss! ! !

Fu Xingxing: [Star Eyes] Boss, is Your Majesty the Empress a small subject?Is it pretty?Are you in good shape?Is it tender?Can it drip water when you pinch it? !

Xiaoyu yelled in his heart: "Shou Maoya! Bright wool! Body wool! Your whole family is tender and tender, and your whole gang can drip water!!!" In fact, he has forgotten that he is already a member of the gang, which means he Can also drip...

The great shift of the universe: [digging the nose] You people are really not calm.

Eggplant Purple: [White eyes] Calm down your brother-in-law!Your Majesty, don't be shy!Come out quickly to meet the guests... Oh no, come out to meet the ministers and others! !

I am very happy: [smiling] My concubine, why don't you speak?Do you want your husband to kiss you? MUA~~ Xiaoyu couldn't hold back, stretched out his foot and kicked Xiaoxizi next to him, and then said in the gang channel: Yu Xiaoyu: [White eyes] Xiaoxizi, kneel down!

As a result, more than sixty copies of the same message were posted in the guild: [Poof] The boss finally lost! !Your Majesty the Empress may live forever in heaven! ! !