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When the young master woke up the next day, he was still so angry that he didn't even want to look at Jino. Jino finally knew what it meant to be helpless.

It's just that when the young master passed by the door of the kitchen, he saw that the inside was in a mess, the flour was scattered all over the floor, there was still egg liquid on the egg beater, and the cream cheese was on the side. Said: "It's a mess, you went to work, and I need to clean it up."

"Uh... sorry, I'll come back at noon to clean up."

The young master sent Jino to the door, "I'm not going to close the door for you, I'm going to get a glass of water along the way."

Ji Nuo looked at the water dispenser in the corner of the living room, and by visual estimation, there was a difference of twenty or thirty steps from the entrance, so it was really a good way to go.

"……Bye-Bye."

"Well, hurry up, dilly-dally, and you have to rely on others for being late for work."

The young master sent Ji Nuo away, and then his face became a little loose. When he thought of the messy kitchen, he felt a sense of satisfaction...

He bounced back, thinking that it was good to tease Jino like this, so he went back to the bedroom and went online to continue teasing him.

As a result, the young master didn't realize it at all, and the two of them got along like newlyweds, even going to work, the other party needed to be delivered to the door...

The young master went online slowly, just in time to see the system notification that your friend Cappuccino is online.

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: The boss is here

[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: My sister-in-law is here too...

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: You guys are showing off your affection again, has it really developed to show it! ?

[Gang] [Cappuccino]: ...No

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: How wretched, are you jealous?

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Jealousy==

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ...

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: I'm just jealous!My wife is on a business trip...

[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: That's how it is~~~~

[Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: By the way, Song Diwang and Ruxi Taishen are getting married today, and they need to prepare a congratulatory gift. What do you think Wuqu will come to rob their relatives! ! !

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ⊙﹏⊙ child, you've watched too many dramas and even robbed your relatives...

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: I suddenly discovered a problem

[Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: What!About Wuqu

[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: What!

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: WHAT? ? ?

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Mi Xiaofan, why don't you delete your account!

[Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: Er...

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Pfft, boss, you are getting more and more arrogant...

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: This decisiveness must be what my sister-in-law is used to

[Gang] [Cappuccino]: ...

[Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: Aww~~~ Sister-in-law, don’t be shy~~

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Don't molested my wife, delete the account if you say one more word [Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: This arrogant possessiveness~~ so cute!

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: So cute!

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: So cute!

[Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: So cute!

[Gang] [Sword Points to the World]: ==

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Speaking of the newly opened dungeon, aren't you interested in clearing the level? [Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, is it hurting you]: Haven't you cleared yet? !It's been three days

[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: I have been there once, I was tortured to death, not only lost blood but also mana, I am a general, it’s better, other sects want to die in every way [Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: Then Let's go, let's go, I'm full level, big tits!I can milk you~~~ [Gang] [Cappuccino]: Melamine

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Pfft! ! ! ! ! !

[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Pfft...

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Puff puff puff

[Gang] [Sword Points to the World]: ...

[Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: You, sister-in-law! ! ! !Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Several times I saw someone say that big breasts are followed by melamine... To be honest, I didn't understand what it meant [Gang] [Fall in love, kill each other]: If my sister-in-law is not a cute cat, I would really think her I'm continuing to tease Mi Xiaofan!

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you hurting]: +1~ But unconscious flirting is also beautiful [Gang] [Can’t hide your wretchedness]: Sister-in-law, you are so stupid, is this the so-called great wisdom and stupidity? (Shame emoji) In fact, I really like my sister-in-law's teasing~~~COMEON~~~ [Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ==

[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: I can't look directly...

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: I rely on blood on my face...

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: My wife can only tease me

[Gang] [Cappuccino]: ...

[Gang] [Mi Xiaofan]: =口=This is the bloody one who can't bear to look straight at it! ! !Cousin, you are so boring! ! !

Everyone teased each other about gang activities, but in the end they were all lazy and no one went to clear the dungeon. Originally, other people didn’t have the strength to clear the level. He is known as the number one X character in Yunji, and he maintains the No.1 sword in all the rankings. The young master, however, relentlessly went through the customs because he wanted to accompany his wife on the map, and was despised by everyone as a wife slave.

But the young master has something to say, customs clearance is nothing, he doesn't care about such trivial copies, if he doesn't follow Ji Nuo all the time, how can he almost tease him?

So, when you provoke a man, don't provoke the kind of man whose heart is smaller than pinpin's, and whose heart is extremely arrogant and stinky. Whether he loves you for the rest of his life or remembers you for the rest of his life, he will never forget you...

From [-] to [-] o'clock, the young master is ready to go offline on time. Today is November [-]st, and the total score is the same number, which is the young master's birthday. He has to go offline earlier, because only when he goes offline can Jino get off work.

The young master is still waiting for Ji Nuo to come back to make cakes for him. Emperor Song's marriage is considered a ball of yarn, even if Wu Qu kills him and robs him, he is not interested, as long as Nuo Nuo doesn't divorce him...

When Zino came back, he was still carrying a bag, the bag was pink, with Kaddy kitten printed on it, and there was a pink ribbon tied around the bag mouth, and when he got close, he could still smell that vulgar aroma .

The young master glanced at the paper bag in distaste, "It's really embarrassing which little girl gave it to you."

He sneezed as he spoke, the young master's nose is noble, although he has been knocked several times, but it is still a noble nose... Naturally, he can't bear to smell this vulgar fragrance.

Ji Nuo looked at the young master's expression with some hesitation. Of course, this was not a gift from a little girl, but Ji Nuo bought it at the convenience store downstairs and planned to give it to the young master as a birthday present.

He also specially asked the cashier at the convenience store to pack it for him, but judging from the young master's expression, he didn't seem to like it very much.

Seeing that he hesitated, the young master thought he had guessed right, but he guessed casually, could it be that some little girl really gave it to him! ?Ji Nuo actually hooked up with himself and other people? !

"It wasn't from someone else...I bought it as a birthday present for you, but..."

Before Jino finished speaking, the young master suddenly showed a "weird" smile, snatched the bag away, and sneezed twice from being choked.

But as soon as the young master opened it, his smile froze. The bag was very heavy, because it was full of bottles of wine and drinks, and even a box of Band-Aids!

The young master's heart was instantly filled with one word, that is cheating...

Jino couldn't understand his unpredictable expression, so he could only say: "I haven't bought a birthday present, so I don't know what to give..."

"……pretty good."

After the young master finished speaking, he felt against his will, he should actually tell himself, luckily what Jino sent was a Band-Aid instead of a condom!Band-Aids... still practical.

Because the young master insisted on eating the cake together during the meal, anyway, it was still early, just waiting for Ji Nuo to bake the cake.

But the young master's decision must be unwise. Since 05:30, Zino has been baking cakes in the kitchen. The young master is sitting outside watching TV, his heart is hanging, and occasionally he hears the sound of ping-pong-pong-pong from inside. It's not a thing When it fell to the ground, it was because Jino accidentally bumped into the cabinet, so it was safe and sound.

When the young master watched Jino come out with full expectation, the corners of his eyes were twitching. The cake was crooked, it seemed to be cream, because the color was a bit yellowish, the young master couldn't tell what it was, let alone expect it. What's fancy about it...

Compared with a table full of delicious fried vegetables, this cake is simply inferior. Although the young master has made complete mental preparations, he still didn't expect that Jino could be so cruel.

Jino cut the cake with a small plastic knife that looked a bit like a shovel. The cake was not very well done, but it was cut very cleanly. The young master thought the knife was so sharp, so he just watched Jino brush it twice, A piece of cake was cut out.

The young master picked up a small corner with a fork and tasted it. Sure enough, you can’t hope that the appearance is ordinary but the inside is delicious. You bite it down, but you can hear the sound of "creaking and creaking". All swallowed.

There is actually egg skin in the cake!

Looking at his painful expression, Jino also knew how unpalatable his cooking was, "Sorry...I practiced yesterday, but...it will be delicious next time."

The young master looked at the pitiful person sitting across from him, and subconsciously scratched the edge of the table with his slender and beautiful index finger. It was like a candlelight dinner, under this kind of light, it seemed that what Jino picked was not the table, but the heart of the young master Mensao...

With this kind of light, this kind of atmosphere, Jino's lips seemed to be covered with a thin layer of light, making his lips that were neither thin nor thick seem moist, the young master suddenly wanted to go and take a bite!

So the young master's heart was agitated again, and he actually felt that a man's lips were beautiful, so what's so good about a man's lips!Although women's lips are no different from men's lips, they both look like that...

The two of them watched the cake tacitly and didn't eat it, but they swept up the food and drank all the wine that Jino brought back.

The young master thinks that he is not a very good drinker, but he has never seen such a bad drinker. He got drunk after just hearing it.

Jino was dizzy. He didn't like drinking beer the most. He used to drink alcohol and didn't get drunk easily, but beer was his nemesis. As soon as he heard it, he was knocked down. Fortunately, Jino's wine was nothing to say. He walked back to the bedroom by himself, lay down on the bed and began to sleep.

The young master looked at the mess in the living room, and didn't bother to clean it up. He wandered outside Jino's house for a long time, but felt that if he didn't bite Jino today, he would feel uncomfortable.

Encouraging himself in this way, the young master's confidence doubled, he walked in decisively, and saw the man blushing, lying obediently in bed sleeping, his hair felt soft, and his forehead was a little messy, his heart was pounding Jumping down, I was so nervous that I seemed to be a thief...

He leaned forward, put his hands next to Jino's ears, lowered his head slowly, kissed Jino's lips lightly, and then bit Jino's lips lightly.

After finishing this series of actions, the young master immediately straightened up, took two steps back, turned around and left the guest room, and went straight to the bathroom...