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Chapter 7 is warm oil attack not smelly fart attack!
At around 11:30 in the evening, two of the three apprentices accepted by Jian Zhi Tian Tian left, and only the youngest apprentice remained.
The original words of the apprentices are, Master, I will go down first, and going to bed late is the nemesis of beauty, you should also go to bed early~ Jian Zhitian really wants to go to bed early, but he feels that sleeping is boring, and he is alone in the big empty house , Sleep will also feel very lonely.
Just look at his extra-large bed. There are a row of pillows on it, round, flat, square, and long. They have all kinds of shapes, and you can grab one to hug when you sleep.
Jianzhitianxia doesn't like to be alone, but he also has serious hypocrisy, because he hates other people's slovenliness, and he doesn't like others to touch his things, so he doesn't hire nannies and hourly workers.
But...he is very lazy, he can't see other people's sloppy, but he is very lazy, there are piles of things in the house, instant noodle boxes are thrown in piles in the kitchen trash can, the quilt is never folded, and the clothes are changed when they are dirty In addition, when I got dirty again, I suddenly found that the previous one was actually quite clean, so I took it back to wear, and finally threw it away.
The washing machine in his home is just a decoration, and it hasn't been run once in three years since it was bought.
Every time when the sword pointed to the world and the house was about to be moldy and demolished, his parents came back from other places or abroad, and then they felt sorry for their son, cooked and washed clothes with delicious food, and within three days at most, they would fly again. After leaving, go to other places or abroad.
Jianzhitianxia doesn’t have much affection for his parents. He always complained at the beginning, but later he realized that he has grown up and is a man who doesn’t need his parents to take care of him. When they come back, the house is just a little cleaner, and he won’t starve to death when he leaves. , he has instant noodles, sometimes instant noodles are better, they have no feelings, but they always know to make him not so hungry when he is the most hungry...
"Are you going to sleep too?"
Jino realized that this was the first time Jianzhitianxia had spoken to him, and he had never opened his mouth. He didn't know how his voice had been tuned, so he asked tentatively, "What about you?"
Jianzhitianxia was obviously taken aback for a moment, of course it wasn't that he doubted his voice, Jino's voice hadn't changed much, of course softness is indispensable, it sounded a little cold, closer to a neutral voice, although it wasn't the silver bell of a little girl Voice, but also pretty good.
The young master was taken aback because it was the first time someone cared about his feelings, maybe just asking casually.
Of course, Jino must care about his feelings. He not only cares about the young master's feelings, but also cares about when the young master will go offline. His job is to protect him anytime and anywhere.
"I'm not sleepy yet."
"Oh." Ji Nuo nodded, "Then do you want to upgrade?"
Jian Zhitianxia didn't answer his question, but said suddenly: "Can you cook?"
"Ah?" This time it was Jino's turn to be dazed, but he immediately retracted and said, "No, I haven't learned life skills yet."
[Guild] [Cappuccino]: I was joined by the gang leader [Sword Pointing to the World], welcome everyone!
After the embarrassing system prompt.
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: (nose-picking emoji) Sister was about to log off when she saw someone joining the gang. It is said that the leader of the gang has not added new members for a long time. Could it be the wife of the gang leader! ?
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Oh NO! ! ! ! ! ! !It's a cool mushroom!Why mushroom cool! ! ! !Drink my Xipi ah ah ah [Gang] [Soy Sauce Find Wife]: Rotten Girl Self -respect! !
[Gang] [Cappuccino]: Hello everyone
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Wife~ (wretched expression)
[Gang] [Tumi's Love]: It turns out that Nuonuo's sister is the wretched brother's wife!I was startled, I really thought Nuonuo's sister was the wife of the gang leader, wouldn't she be sad again~ Ji Nuo was suddenly added to the gang, and it's not good if he doesn't speak up, he will be thought very noble, so he had to beat him It's just a polite remark, but I didn't know it was this kind of reaction.
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: ...
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Although I am resistant to BL, right...
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: ...
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: My name is my wife~~LS!
[Gang] [Tumi's Love]: Does that family have a chance?Brother Tianxia, you are showing your attitude~~~ (crying emoji) (crying emoji)
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: Damn it, you!big!Father!It's the wife, I'm looking for a wife!
[Gang] [Little chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Fried Maoshou in short oil and soy sauce!
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: I am expressing my opinion
Everyone saw that Sword Pointing to the World had spoken half of it, but they couldn't help but not swipe the screen to wait for the other half to come out, only to see such a system message.
[Gang] The state owns the law, and the gang has gang rules! [Tumi's Love] I have been expelled from the guild by the guild leader [Sword Pointing to the World] for not abiding by the gang rules, everyone should take this as a warning!
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: ...
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: ...
[Gang] [Cappuccino]: ...
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: ...
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ...
[Wulin] [Tumi's Love]: Why don't I have a gang anymore, Brother Tianxia, add me~ [Wulin] [Tumi's Love]: Add me again~ (smiling expression)
[Wulin] [Equation of Tears]: It's late at night, don't make me vomit even after supper, okay?
[Wulin] [Love each other, kill each other]: Sister, go away~~~~
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: The new girl actually broke the formation!Explosive photos!Explosive measurements!
[Gang] [little chrysanthemum, do you hurt]: Explosive sex!
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: (nose-picking emoji) I checked the profile of the new girl just now, she seems to be the gang leader's apprentice, are you sure you want to explode? ? ?
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The gang leader's new apprentice!It must be a soft sister~ [Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: The wretched one is a scumbag...
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Slag Gong goes to SHI! ! ! !
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Slag Gong goes to eat SHI!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ...
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: Didn't you find that the new girl didn't talk for a long time?
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: What about upgrading with the boss? ?
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Or are you sleeping? ?It's late, we are night owls and don't explain!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Why do I feel that I was frightened by you?
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Slag Gong goes to eat SHI!
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Slag Gong goes to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: I'm so innocent (hand expression)
【Gang】【Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce】: (Laughing Emoticon) (Laughing Emoticon) (Laughing Emoticon)
[Gang] [Cappuccino]: I'm sorry, I'm learning to cook, you brush too fast, I can't see it [Gang] [Can't hide your wretchedness]: It's okay, sister Nuonuo!
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: Come out, boss, someone is molesting your apprentice! ! !
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The apprentice is not a wife, right~ (wretched expression)
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Scum~
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Don't bully my apprentice
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Can't hide the wretchedness
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: The East Gate of the Capital
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: (Scared expression) I was wrong, the gang leader, I will never moles the gang leader's wife again, the little one was just joking, I only have soy sauce as my wife in my heart! ! !
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: I ************* can't cover you****
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Soy Sauce Shou, I support your rise!
The NPC appointed by Ji Nuo to learn cooking skills in the capital, saw the sword pointing at the world finally moved, and said: "You stay here, I have something to come back in 5 minutes."
As he said that, he summoned the white horse and left in the dust. Jino watched him run out of the city, not knowing where he was going, and then appointed him to learn cooking.
I think he is a rough man who can only wield knives and guns, and one day he will learn to cook...
In less than 5 minutes, the Jian gang was full of howling wolves and ghosts.
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Gang leader, I was wrong!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The gang leader is kind!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The gang leader is merciful!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: If the gang leader kills me again, I will be demoted!
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: Yes!
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Yes!
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: Yes!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Wife, you say the same about me~
【Gang】【Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce】: Get lost
Accompanied by the swiping screen that couldn't hide the wretched howling of wolves, Shi Shiran came back riding his big horse with his sword pointing at the world, holding his deer knife very handsomely in his hand...
Needless to say, Jian Zhi Tian Xia has always felt that he is an uncompromising action group, and of course he just went to torture and couldn't hide his wretchedness...
"What level is cooking?"
Zino looked at his control panel, and the column of his backpack was full of onions, garlic, flour, and ginger... The life next to him was impressively written... Two.
"Level two."
"Don't worry." Jian Zhixia nodded, "Go to bed, it's late, I'm going too."
Ji Nuo used to be on duty all night when he was a shadow guard, so he wasn't very tired, but the task of following the young master always exhausted him physically and mentally.
So just as he was about to go offline, he heard the voice of "Aw—" next to him, falling in love and killing each other was just passing by, but he didn't expect to see such a gentle side of the leader.
"YOOOOOO~~~~~~ Go to bed, it's late~~~~"
The original words of the apprentices are, Master, I will go down first, and going to bed late is the nemesis of beauty, you should also go to bed early~ Jian Zhitian really wants to go to bed early, but he feels that sleeping is boring, and he is alone in the big empty house , Sleep will also feel very lonely.
Just look at his extra-large bed. There are a row of pillows on it, round, flat, square, and long. They have all kinds of shapes, and you can grab one to hug when you sleep.
Jianzhitianxia doesn't like to be alone, but he also has serious hypocrisy, because he hates other people's slovenliness, and he doesn't like others to touch his things, so he doesn't hire nannies and hourly workers.
But...he is very lazy, he can't see other people's sloppy, but he is very lazy, there are piles of things in the house, instant noodle boxes are thrown in piles in the kitchen trash can, the quilt is never folded, and the clothes are changed when they are dirty In addition, when I got dirty again, I suddenly found that the previous one was actually quite clean, so I took it back to wear, and finally threw it away.
The washing machine in his home is just a decoration, and it hasn't been run once in three years since it was bought.
Every time when the sword pointed to the world and the house was about to be moldy and demolished, his parents came back from other places or abroad, and then they felt sorry for their son, cooked and washed clothes with delicious food, and within three days at most, they would fly again. After leaving, go to other places or abroad.
Jianzhitianxia doesn’t have much affection for his parents. He always complained at the beginning, but later he realized that he has grown up and is a man who doesn’t need his parents to take care of him. When they come back, the house is just a little cleaner, and he won’t starve to death when he leaves. , he has instant noodles, sometimes instant noodles are better, they have no feelings, but they always know to make him not so hungry when he is the most hungry...
"Are you going to sleep too?"
Jino realized that this was the first time Jianzhitianxia had spoken to him, and he had never opened his mouth. He didn't know how his voice had been tuned, so he asked tentatively, "What about you?"
Jianzhitianxia was obviously taken aback for a moment, of course it wasn't that he doubted his voice, Jino's voice hadn't changed much, of course softness is indispensable, it sounded a little cold, closer to a neutral voice, although it wasn't the silver bell of a little girl Voice, but also pretty good.
The young master was taken aback because it was the first time someone cared about his feelings, maybe just asking casually.
Of course, Jino must care about his feelings. He not only cares about the young master's feelings, but also cares about when the young master will go offline. His job is to protect him anytime and anywhere.
"I'm not sleepy yet."
"Oh." Ji Nuo nodded, "Then do you want to upgrade?"
Jian Zhitianxia didn't answer his question, but said suddenly: "Can you cook?"
"Ah?" This time it was Jino's turn to be dazed, but he immediately retracted and said, "No, I haven't learned life skills yet."
[Guild] [Cappuccino]: I was joined by the gang leader [Sword Pointing to the World], welcome everyone!
After the embarrassing system prompt.
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: (nose-picking emoji) Sister was about to log off when she saw someone joining the gang. It is said that the leader of the gang has not added new members for a long time. Could it be the wife of the gang leader! ?
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Oh NO! ! ! ! ! ! !It's a cool mushroom!Why mushroom cool! ! ! !Drink my Xipi ah ah ah [Gang] [Soy Sauce Find Wife]: Rotten Girl Self -respect! !
[Gang] [Cappuccino]: Hello everyone
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Wife~ (wretched expression)
[Gang] [Tumi's Love]: It turns out that Nuonuo's sister is the wretched brother's wife!I was startled, I really thought Nuonuo's sister was the wife of the gang leader, wouldn't she be sad again~ Ji Nuo was suddenly added to the gang, and it's not good if he doesn't speak up, he will be thought very noble, so he had to beat him It's just a polite remark, but I didn't know it was this kind of reaction.
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: ...
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Although I am resistant to BL, right...
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: ...
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: My name is my wife~~LS!
[Gang] [Tumi's Love]: Does that family have a chance?Brother Tianxia, you are showing your attitude~~~ (crying emoji) (crying emoji)
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: Damn it, you!big!Father!It's the wife, I'm looking for a wife!
[Gang] [Little chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Fried Maoshou in short oil and soy sauce!
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: I am expressing my opinion
Everyone saw that Sword Pointing to the World had spoken half of it, but they couldn't help but not swipe the screen to wait for the other half to come out, only to see such a system message.
[Gang] The state owns the law, and the gang has gang rules! [Tumi's Love] I have been expelled from the guild by the guild leader [Sword Pointing to the World] for not abiding by the gang rules, everyone should take this as a warning!
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: ...
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: ...
[Gang] [Cappuccino]: ...
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: ...
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ...
[Wulin] [Tumi's Love]: Why don't I have a gang anymore, Brother Tianxia, add me~ [Wulin] [Tumi's Love]: Add me again~ (smiling expression)
[Wulin] [Equation of Tears]: It's late at night, don't make me vomit even after supper, okay?
[Wulin] [Love each other, kill each other]: Sister, go away~~~~
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: The new girl actually broke the formation!Explosive photos!Explosive measurements!
[Gang] [little chrysanthemum, do you hurt]: Explosive sex!
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: (nose-picking emoji) I checked the profile of the new girl just now, she seems to be the gang leader's apprentice, are you sure you want to explode? ? ?
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The gang leader's new apprentice!It must be a soft sister~ [Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: The wretched one is a scumbag...
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Slag Gong goes to SHI! ! ! !
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Slag Gong goes to eat SHI!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: ...
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: Didn't you find that the new girl didn't talk for a long time?
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: What about upgrading with the boss? ?
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Or are you sleeping? ?It's late, we are night owls and don't explain!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Why do I feel that I was frightened by you?
[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Slag Gong goes to eat SHI!
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Slag Gong goes to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!Slag Gong went to eat SHI!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: I'm so innocent (hand expression)
【Gang】【Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce】: (Laughing Emoticon) (Laughing Emoticon) (Laughing Emoticon)
[Gang] [Cappuccino]: I'm sorry, I'm learning to cook, you brush too fast, I can't see it [Gang] [Can't hide your wretchedness]: It's okay, sister Nuonuo!
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: Come out, boss, someone is molesting your apprentice! ! !
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The apprentice is not a wife, right~ (wretched expression)
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Scum~
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Don't bully my apprentice
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Can't hide the wretchedness
[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: The East Gate of the Capital
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: (Scared expression) I was wrong, the gang leader, I will never moles the gang leader's wife again, the little one was just joking, I only have soy sauce as my wife in my heart! ! !
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: I ************* can't cover you****
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Soy Sauce Shou, I support your rise!
The NPC appointed by Ji Nuo to learn cooking skills in the capital, saw the sword pointing at the world finally moved, and said: "You stay here, I have something to come back in 5 minutes."
As he said that, he summoned the white horse and left in the dust. Jino watched him run out of the city, not knowing where he was going, and then appointed him to learn cooking.
I think he is a rough man who can only wield knives and guns, and one day he will learn to cook...
In less than 5 minutes, the Jian gang was full of howling wolves and ghosts.
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Gang leader, I was wrong!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The gang leader is kind!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: The gang leader is merciful!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: If the gang leader kills me again, I will be demoted!
[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: Yes!
[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Yes!
[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: Yes!
[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Wife, you say the same about me~
【Gang】【Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce】: Get lost
Accompanied by the swiping screen that couldn't hide the wretched howling of wolves, Shi Shiran came back riding his big horse with his sword pointing at the world, holding his deer knife very handsomely in his hand...
Needless to say, Jian Zhi Tian Xia has always felt that he is an uncompromising action group, and of course he just went to torture and couldn't hide his wretchedness...
"What level is cooking?"
Zino looked at his control panel, and the column of his backpack was full of onions, garlic, flour, and ginger... The life next to him was impressively written... Two.
"Level two."
"Don't worry." Jian Zhixia nodded, "Go to bed, it's late, I'm going too."
Ji Nuo used to be on duty all night when he was a shadow guard, so he wasn't very tired, but the task of following the young master always exhausted him physically and mentally.
So just as he was about to go offline, he heard the voice of "Aw—" next to him, falling in love and killing each other was just passing by, but he didn't expect to see such a gentle side of the leader.
"YOOOOOO~~~~~~ Go to bed, it's late~~~~"
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