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To be honest, before Mu Tian, ​​I really never pursued anyone.Based on my family background and my looks, it is natural for someone to back it up. As for what pursuit is, I really don't know anything about it, young master.

But the means of pursuit are generally the same.There shouldn't be too much difference between chasing a man and chasing a woman.

So I found a book on chasing girls from the pile of books on my bookshelf that I never read, and started to study it.

When I turned to the first page, I saw four words: "Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never end in a hundred battles."

It turns out that you have to pay attention to the art of war when chasing girls.

"A man who has a house, a car, and better looks is generally more popular."

I took a look at myself and felt that my innate conditions were very good.My house is big, and I have several cars, each tens to millions, and my appearance is not bad. At least if I catch a random girl on the street and look at her for ten seconds, she must be the first to blush.

So I have enough confidence to capture Mu Tian's heart.

"Examine the conditions of the goal you are pursuing, whether it is upper, middle, or lower."

I immediately took a picture of the book.Do you even need to think about it?Mu Tian is naturally up.Handsome and smart, of course he is.

Then I glanced down again, frowning involuntarily. "If the goal you are pursuing is above, then congratulations, you will need a hundred times the effort and a thousand times the spirit of ordinary people to overcome it."

After reading this sentence, I immediately came to a conclusion.

...It turns out that this book is really about the art of war.

Chasing your significant other is like going to war.I quickly cheered up and continued to watch with my eyes wide open.

"Because your target condition is to be superior, she has always been pursued and loved, so your fierce offensive will always be like dust in the corner, inconspicuous. Therefore, you need to take a step-by-step approach to gradually win the other party's favor. "

First of all, I have to pretend to be cool, to be high-profile, and to pretend that I don't like him.In this way, Mu Tian will have the thought of "Why is this person like this, it's so strange", and then he will be curious about what kind of person I am.

...I just confessed to him that I like him, so am I going to pretend that I don't like him?What logic?

And after being together for more than ten years, he still feels curious about me?

Look further down, "From the beginning, you don't always dangle in front of her. You can send her text messages, call her, and express your concern and love. The language should be humorous, and the words should be witty."

I close the book together.This is easy!

I immediately picked up the phone, although I wanted to see him very much, very much, because I haven't seen him for a year, since I confirmed my love for him, I haven't seen him for a day, like three autumns.But I still resisted the desire to see him and started texting and calling.

On the first day, I sent ten text messages. In order to show that I like him and care about his mood, I started each text message with "I like you", and each text message wrote something like the following Content: "I like you, just like a mouse loves rice, I know you don't like this song, but I like you, and you are kind-hearted, you must not bear to see the person you like sad, so you will definitely Understand the song I like. In short, I like you like a mouse likes rice."

Such words are definitely enough to be playful and humorous.I give myself a ten.

The next day, I couldn't bear my temper and sent twenty text messages. The beginning of each text message was still "I like you", and each text message still took me enough energy to think, striving for each text message to be different .

At least one word is different.

On the third day, I sent forty text messages and made my first phone call.I said two words on the phone: "I'm Zhao Mingze, I like you."

Then hang up.

On the fourth day, I sent sixty text messages.Although I don't have much knowledge and education, I have used high-end mobile phones for so many years. Every time I send a text message, there will be a receipt, indicating that the other party has received the text message.

But on the fourth day, there were [-] text messages without a receipt, so I couldn't stand it anymore. Could it be that the other party's mobile phone signal is not good?

I waited and waited, and on the fifth day I sent another [-] text messages, but there was no receipt.

I finally couldn't hold back, stopped Mu Tian on the sixth day, and asked him, "Have you received my text message?"

He turned on the phone with a blank face, scanned the screen, then closed the phone, raised his head, and said to me flatly: "You have sent too many text messages, and the phone's information capacity is full."

So I decided to give up the text message method, and then opened the strategy of chasing girls, and continued to study.

When I opened the book, I saw the following sentence:

"When you have a lot of money or good looks, the process of texting and calling can be omitted."

... I finally realized the importance of studying carefully.

"The second step is to pay for gifts and treats. Don't be stingy. You must be willing to pay for your girlfriend. Flowers, necklaces, bracelets, rings, these are common gifts that girls like."

money?Of course I am not stingy, I have the most money besides face, if I want to pursue Mu Tian, ​​how can my other half of my life be stingy?

I went to the flower shop and bought 999 roses, and bought them once a day for him.Until his seat and dormitory were piled with roses, his classmates and roommates asked him, "Is someone chasing you?" They said in an admiring tone, "This girl is really brave, Mu Tian It's charming."

I was sitting next to him at the time, and when I heard this, I was instantly elated.

Mu Tian has no charm, and everyone in the world has no charm.

Which naturally includes me.

After a few days, Mu Tian finally couldn't hold back, grabbed me to the corner, and shouted angrily: "Boy, if you make such an exaggerated gift in the future, be careful that I will beat you!"

I thought to myself that you have been livid for several days since I gave you the gift, and you have ignored me all this time, but today you finally paid attention to me.

Mu Tian's words have two meanings:

One, he doesn't want exaggerated gifts.

Second, he acquiesced that I gave him a gift.

I was very happy for my second thought, and felt that my IQ was not too bad, and my mind was still very clear.

So I decided to give him a smaller gift.

The guide said: "Rings, especially diamond rings, represent love. Even the most picky girl will not dislike rings."

So I bought rings, one a day, specially selected rich and colorful ones.

Mu Tian's complexion didn't improve, it just turned livid.

I automatically and consciously ignored Mu Tian's face, and there was a "note" in this step of the strategy.

"The gift must match the heart of the other party, otherwise it will only be counterproductive."

"Compliment the other party appropriately, don't follow the crowd, and be good at discovering the advantages of the other party who are not so eye-catching and not often complimented by others, and give praise. Only in this way will she notice you."

I decided to implement the third step.

On this day, he represented the school in the city-wide speech contest. I went early to help him cheer, sat under the stage, and grinned at him on the stage.

Although he was surrounded by his classmates, I found that he smiled elegantly and gently at me alone.

I deeply feel that he must not be ruthless to me.So I smiled back.

He was giving a speech eloquently when he was suddenly taken aback.It's like a speaker is exuding the allure of the audience, but there is always an unfeeling and unknowingly sentimental, thinking that his charm is only for him.

In fact, I didn't listen to what he said, because my whole energy was invested in how to compliment him.

When he left the court, the audience was thunderous.

After the show, his friends praised him for his charisma, grace, clarity of mind and beautiful voice when speaking...

I racked my brains on how to praise him. After everyone praised him, I finally found a unique way to praise him. No one has ever praised him.

"Mu Tian, ​​your tie is really good, this pattern, this length, this brand - where can I buy it?"

To be honest, his suit is very good, very neat, and the suit must be a famous brand.

Mu Tian is finally willing to spend money to dress himself up, people depend on clothes.He was already handsome, but this formal attire made him look handsome and handsome. Of course, he had to be praised, he had to be praised.

I thought that after I finished my words, Mu Tian's heart would be in full bloom, and he saw that I was different, and he never left him, loved me deeply, and regarded me as the other half of his life.

As a result, after the words were finished, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and everyone was silent.

After two days, I accidentally learned the origin of the clothes Mu Tian was wearing that day.

All school speech contestants, the school borrows uniforms uniformly.

As a flatterer of mine, I turned several corners, but still fell on the horse's feet.