I'm an uncle

"Stand-in spirit?"

"I am the stand-in elf Mirror Lord. The reincarnations of your royal family must fully integrate into the original aborigine society of Oli's Gate. This means that the characters you reincarnate are real people who have to live in each royal family at all times. And The ratio of real time to game time is one to seven, and there will be situations where the original residents will be suspicious because you have been away from the game world for a long time. Therefore, the company has specially equipped each of you Wang family reincarnators with a stand-in elf. When you are offline, our avatar spirit will temporarily take over your game characters, be responsible for carrying out your scheduled itinerary, and help you manage the game according to your respective personalities and behaviors."

The little guy finished explaining in one breath, and looked at Zhang Sirui with mistrust, like a kitten baring its teeth: "So, if you dare to lift my robe again, I will take your number to the square while you are away Streak inside!" After finishing speaking, the little guy tried his best to straighten his back and put on a pair of 'I'm strong!Don't mess with me! 'Status.

Zhang Sirui said in his heart, my image in the little guy's mind is ruined, not only molested an NPC, but also molested a male NPC, who is not as tall as my palm and has a small body. Huh, I'm not a pedophile .

At this time, a system prompt appeared in his mind:

(Warning! Your stand-in Elf Mirror is hostile to you, and his friendliness will be reduced by ten points. Please appease him as soon as possible, otherwise ten points of honor will be deducted.)

Uncle Zhang felt like crying.

How to appease?It's not a kitten or a dog, you can get rid of a small fish or a bone if you throw it away, do you want him to kneel on one knee and offer a rose like coaxing a girl?

"I'm not a girl, and I don't want roses, and I'm not a kitten or puppy." The little guy's expression became even more angry.

(Warning! The hostility of your avatar Elf Mirror continues to increase, and the friendliness will be reduced by [-] points. If there is no improvement, [-] points of honor will be deducted after [-] seconds. Please appease as soon as possible.)

Zhang Sirui said silently, "You can read minds?"

"Of course, there is no obstacle to the communication between the reincarnation of the Wang family and the stand-in spirit. You just need to think about it in your mind if you want to communicate with me." Jing Jun pouted and explained reluctantly: "Except for you and your permission People, others can't see me, so if you talk to me, others will only see you talking to yourself, and will be regarded as a fool and lunatic."

(Warning! The hostility of your avatar Elf Mirror continues to increase, and the friendliness will decrease by ten points again. If there is no improvement, ten points of honor will be deducted after eight seconds. Please appease as soon as possible.)

Uncle Zhang simply cut to the chase and asked directly: "I want to apologize to you for my rude behavior just now, what can I give you as an apology?"

Mr. Jing hesitated and asked, "Can I do whatever I want?"

(Warning! The hostility of your avatar Elf Mirror continues to increase, and the friendliness is close to the minimum value of 20 points. If there is no improvement, ten points of honor will be deducted after six seconds. Please appease as soon as possible.)

Zhang Sirui was going crazy in his heart, but he still had to pretend to be kind in pain: "Of course, just tell me, I'll give it to you."

Mr. Jing's eyes lit up, and he pointed out: "I want that!"

When Zhang Sirui saw it, he felt a pain in his heart. The little guy's white fingers were actually pointing at that pile of gems and fruits.

(Warning! The hostility of your avatar Elf Mirror continues to increase, and the friendliness is close to the minimum value of 20 points. If there is no improvement, ten points of your honor will be deducted after five seconds. Please appease as soon as possible.)

Zhang Sirui hesitated a little.

(Warning! The hostility of your avatar Elf Mirror continues to increase, and the friendliness is close to the minimum value of 20 points. If there is no improvement, ten points of your honor will be deducted after four seconds. Please appease as soon as possible.)

The corner of Zhang Sirui's mouth twitched, and he asked dryly, "How much do you want?"

Jing Jun looked at him eagerly: "Give it to me, okay?"

(Warning! The hostility of your avatar Elf Mirror continues to increase, and the friendliness is close to the minimum value of 20 points. If there is no improvement, ten points of your honor will be deducted after three seconds. Please appease as soon as possible.)

Facing the little guy's lustrous eyes, Zhang Sirui remained silent.

The little guy is like the little four who courted him for snacks when he was a child... Uncle Zhang is so cute.

Then, Zhang Sirui's head nodded without the approval of the brain.

With a cheer, the little guy flew over with flapping wings, lay on top of the gemstone, turned his back to the uncle, and bit the ground sweetly.

The little guy held the half-bitten 'food' in his hand, flapped his wings and flew over again, and stopped in front of Zhang Sirui like a bee, chewing wildly, and said to Zhang Sirui very moved: "Thank you~ Uncle, you are really good!" good man."

collapse!

The word 'uncle' was like two big rocks, which weighed heavily on Zhang Sirui's head, severely hitting his fragile heart.

Could it be that he has a short stature with an uncle face?

Zhang Sirui struggled to get up, regardless of the system prompting the good news that the point deduction crisis had been lifted, he reached out tremblingly and took the mirror box, which the little guy claimed to be his 'home'.

Open the photo...huh?

He was obviously a young man with pale lips, how could he look like an uncle?

Or is this handsome and delicate appearance unique to the Aoli people, the special face of Aoli star uncles?

"I am the spirit of the mirror, and the mirror has the attribute of reflecting the most real world, so I can not be affected by various negative spells in the game, and I can see the original appearance of the characters. Uncle's characters are cursed, um, although you are cursed Curse into a rare weak age, but I think you are the muscular uncle." Mr. Jing continued his delicious meal while talking, spraying Uncle Zhang's head and face with his mouth full of 'food crumbs'.

"Stop talking after eating." Zhang Sirui with a messy face wiped the metal shavings off his face.

Metal shavings?

Zhang Sirui felt something was wrong. Looking at the 'food' in Mr. Jing's hand, it turned out that it wasn't a fruit or Ashura's eyeballs, but the G coins he had forgotten under the treasure.

"Little guy, are you eating this, not that?" Zhang Sirui was so overjoyed that the treasure survived, he couldn't even speak.

Mr. Jing looked at those Ashura's eyeballs and vitality fruit in the direction of Zhang Sirui's finger, with a look of disdain: "Why should I eat those, it smells weird and it's not tasty."

Zhang Sirui remained silent again, and said to himself, I still have to eat the vitality fruit, don't scare me.

Zhang Sirui lay on the bed, propped his head at an angle, and seeing Mr. Jing eating with gusto while holding the G coins, Uncle Zhang felt as if he had raised a little mouse.

"How many G coins do you... need to eat every day?" Uncle Zhang looked at this edible pet, worried about his wallet, and began to ask quietly.

"One a day is enough, but I consume a lot of energy during initialization, and I will feel very hungry. You'd better give me ten G coins a day for the first three days. Of course, if I do a good job, you can reward me with G coins, which will help It can help me grow up because of cultivating our fit." The little guy fluttered his wings a little flatteringly, and seemed to recognize his master.

Zhang Sirui's mind was wandering: ten per day during the initial period?How is it like charging the phone battery for the first time.

Zhang Sirui, who is known as the uncle, took a look at Mr. Jing’s home—that beautiful mirror box, the mirror box is made of metal, but the weight is not too heavy, it is decorated with fancy flowers and vines, and there are two rows of vines in the middle Open the mirror box, and there is an empty pocket at the bottom, which should be used to place cosmetics such as lipstick and powder. There is a heart-shaped mirror inside the mirror cover, and there is a shiny line on the top of the mirror. Oli text.

Zhang Sirui couldn't understand Ao Li's words, because of the delicious food, Jing Jun, who greatly increased his favorability, flew into the mirror box like a bee, sat on the side of the powder cake, and said flatteringly: "It looks good, it looks good, my family But it was designed according to the makeup box in the dowry of a certain princess of the Oli royal family, it is very meaningful!"

Zhang Sirui said embarrassingly: "But I can't understand Ao Liwen, and I can't appreciate it."

"It's very simple, I'll translate it for you." Jing Jun raised his nose proudly.

The little guy first pointed to the words on the outer cover of the mirror, read it out in a musically melodious and complicated Oli language, and then translated it to Zhang Sirui: "This sentence means: Honesty is a virtue."

Then he pointed to the Aoli words on the top of the mirror in the box, sang it first, and then translated: "The meaning of this sentence is: I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Zhang Sirui was silent.

The uncle frowned, squinted his eyes and stared at the little guy again and again: "Why do I... feel that you look so familiar, you look like someone."

Mr. Jing said excitedly: "Did you see it? Did you see it?"

The uncle held his head, swayed it left and right, and quickly went through the people he knew in his mind.

base people?wrong.

Alliance people?wrong.

Vegetable sellers?wrong.

A grocery worker in a supermarket?wrong.

Who else... ah!Zhang Sirui thought of a very flat face - exquisite monocular glasses, elegant and generous manner, with a confident smile, the smile is always bright and innocent.

"You can see it too, I follow the company's most brilliant idol, the brightest wise man, the brightest beacon, and the most gracious advocate - Mr. Lean Morgan Executive, with his incomparable wisdom , Extraordinary and refined beauty, amiable affinity as the blueprint, created artificial intelligence elves. My goal is to be the commander of all the substitute elves, and lead our substitute elves towards a better tomorrow." Jing Jun clenched his small fists excitedly , Shouting slogans while circling around Zhang Sirui's head like a fly.

The behavior of Jing Jun's fly fits Zhang Sirui's feeling very well, especially his current dizziness.

Like the little housekeeper who killed the king and the god, like a little pet of a sinister man with a dark belly... Zhang Sirui became more and more worried that his wife might also be some kind of accidental disaster.