I'm an uncle
Chapter 38 Treasure & Co-sleeping?sleep together!
"Because of treasures." Mori said in a very slow tone.
"What treasure?" Zhang Sirui and Hang Hang Liu blurted out at the same time.
"The treasure of the Quick Thieves." Sen Wu raised the corners of his mouth and said to them in a seductive tone: "Think about it, the Quick Thieves claim that 'every lunch in the world is free', so naturally they don't have the habit of paying the bill. It's like a money bag that can't be taken in. Since the opening of the Aoli's Gate, no one knows how much treasure they have saved every day from burning, killing and looting, but Wo Chaonima Yunliu is full of body every time he plays. They are all decorated with gold and precious stones, I believe there will not be too few. As far as I know, there are many Wang families who have this idea, but they have not been able to find out where the old den of the fast robbers are."
Hang Hang Liu listened intently and said to himself: "This is equivalent to a fattened pig. If we don't kill it today, it will be eaten by others tomorrow. Then we should put it into our stomach as soon as possible to be more at ease."
"Yes! If we can send a small team to assassinate Yunliu, not only can we avoid the costly defense of the city, but we can also get extra rewards and unimaginable amounts of treasures for leapfrogging the boss." Sen Wu laughed : "Such a big business, if I can't get a considerable guarantee, how can I guarantee that once you know about it, you won't abandon us to eat alone?"
Zhang Sirui said in his heart: But you cheated people into signing the scroll of keeping the covenant without saying anything before. You are not buying and selling by force.
"Of course, if you really don't want to, we won't force it. As long as you keep your mouth shut and don't cause trouble for Ashura's family within the one-month divorce guarantee period, I will definitely let uncle take the initiative to divorce you after we finish the task. "Sen Wu once again gave Aerospace a reassurance, although he felt that the bear man, apart from being taller, was actually a pretty good person, and it was quite warm to hug at night.
In order to ensure that the disciples will not be fatigued because they patronize the game and ignore the dormancy, the game "Gate of Crossing" has specially set the fatigue value. The disciples can completely relax and recover through the sleep in the game. Of course, the related drugs can strengthen the spirit to do Night missions, but there is an upper limit on the use of drugs, if you use too many drugs between sleep times, the effect of waking up will be worse every time.
Therefore, after Zhang Sirui and Sen Wu's marriage, whether they like it or not, the two have actually 'sleeped', and Zhang Sirui has been used as a pillow n times by someone.
Because there is only one double bed in the master's lounge of Ashura.Want to separate?Yes, we have to redecorate the system G value.
At present, the two of them don't have enough spare money to spend one bed per person. After all, in the midst of a war, everything needs to be spent, and they can't even afford a stool.
Hang Hang looked at Zhang Sirui who was lying obediently on the corner of the bed, and the handsome uncle was actually quite to his liking.
"That's good, a deal! Our Lion King Clan is willing to cooperate with the Ashura Royal Family to defeat the Quick Thieves together." Hang Hang Liu agreed without hesitation. Except for him, the patriarch, the Huimao Royal Clan is also from poor children and poor families. It is one of the ancestral mottos of their royal family that if you have extra money, you have to get it: "But brothers settle accounts clearly, how do we divide the treasures we get?"
"The fairest distribution method-wealth treasures are divided equally between the three, and whoever gets the weapons and equipment belongs to whom. Our stand-in elf has the function of automatically picking up the loot, but if you don't need it and want to sell it, the other two must It has the right of first subscription." The abacus beads in Sen Wu's belly fiddled loudly.
"During the mission, I will send people to garrison Ashura's royal city, Ainuobao, but in case other royal families take the opportunity to attack, the Huimao tribe must provide military assistance to the Ashura royal family. In contrast, the Ashura royal family will bear the responsibility of the Huimao tribe. The soldiers’ aid expenses will also provide Huimao fighters with better weapons and equipment at the lowest price.” Sen Wu even took care of the defense of the king’s city, so that the expedition can be worry-free.
"No problem! Then when will we set off to carry out the mission." Aerospace stayed very refreshed.
"I think that before the treasure hunting mission, it is necessary for our two clans to hold a two-week joint training in order to integrate the combat power of the two clans and cultivate a tacit understanding." Zhang Sirui carefully expressed his opinion.
Sen Wu bowed his head and thought for a while, then nodded: "This idea is very good, it is necessary to train it."
Hang Hang left an evil smile: "Special training? I have long heard that Ashura has the reputation of 'War God's Royal Family'. It is said that you have just rebuilt the God of War Legion. The soldiers of our royal family have long been looking forward to fighting against the noble God of War." When the fighters competed, it was just as we wanted."
The three of them talked about the pre-war preparations for a while, and suddenly Zhang Sirui felt—why was his ear so quiet.
Huh?Where did Mr. Jing's noisy little thing go?
Zhang Sirui looked around, and when he saw a certain three little creatures sleeping together on his pillow, the uncle was overjoyed.
Jing Jun, who was tired from crying, dragged Qi Qi, who was also tired from crying, to lie down in the depression between his and Sen Wu's two pillows, and fell asleep comfortably.
And Yin Hong from Sen Wu's family was probably dissatisfied with the good relationship between Mr. Jing and Qieqie, so she squeezed into the middle of the two elves, her chest was heavily pressed by Mr. Jing's thigh and Qieqie's little paw. But come here, his brows are wrinkled, his head dangling from side to side, it looks like he is having a nightmare.
Mr. Jing used his pair of small white wings as a quilt to cover the three of them, but every time the little mirror snores with nose bubbles, the wings move unconsciously, which is like fanning in disguise. She hugged Yin Hong tightly because she was afraid of the cold, and Yin Hong hugged her back because she was afraid of the cold, only the thick-skinned Mr. Jing slept soundly without feeling anything.
The little things are so cute, even Zhang Sirui, who considers himself a tough guy, feels full of deep love, watching and having fun.
Sen Wu and Hang Hang Liu watched it and were quite touched.
Hangtian added a piece of experience to his "Children's Heart Sutra": It seems that children are happier if they are raised in groups.
Sen Wu also added a lesson to Yin Hong's cultivation diary: It's fine for a third party to intervene, but don't be oppressed instead.
Looking at it, Hang Hang Liu also opened his mouth wide and let out a big yawn, he crawled on the bed and said, "Huh—I'm so tired, brothers, lend me the quilt, I'll just stay here today gone."
"Ah? I also need to rest, you pervert come down quickly!" Zhang Sirui also felt that he was a bit overwhelmed.
Sure enough, Zhong Ashuro's body is still too weak now, and his daily fatigue level rises very quickly. He only had a few special training sessions with the rebuilt God of War Legion in the morning, and this time he started to feel sleepy.
"I don't want to. As soon as I returned to the identity of this lion-haired warrior, I immediately rushed here. I managed to get here before the city gate closed. I was exhausted. Let me rest first." The lion left by Aerospace His head has been swaying from side to side and has entered a half-dream state.
Zhang Sirui jumped over and grabbed the lion-headed man's paw and shook: "Get up, this is where I sleep, and you can sleep over Asen's side."
Hang Hangliu got impatient with being shaken by him, so he simply pulled Zhang Sirui into his arms, muttering: "I'm so annoying, am I not your concubine, sleep with me." He hugged Zhang Sirui tightly and refused let go.
"Hey, that's great, then I'll come and rest together." Sen Wu smiled and began to take off his clothes and change into his nightgown.
"Wait, wait! With such a small bed, how can the three of you rest?" With Zhang Sirui's current appearance as a young lady, he really couldn't break free from the confinement of Hang Hang's arms.
Sen Wu went to bed and got under the quilt, and patted the uncle's head to coax him: "Good boy, after we get the treasure, go change to a K-size big bed."
"Why, why do I have to sleep with two big men." Zhang Sirui didn't agree with his current state, even if he would recover to a woman's state in the afternoon, he was still a big man at heart!
"Anyway, I won't be pregnant, so go to sleep!" The furry paws pinched the uncle's face, and the uncle was completely speechless.
So, three elves who slept soundly, two men who slept soundly, and an uncle who couldn't sleep at all, the very dreamy 6P night began.
Zhang Sirui opened his eyes in a daze for a while, and then continued to crawl out of the luxurious game cabin called 'Vampire's Coffin' by his disciples in a daze.
Fortunately, there is still the option of going offline, otherwise...he just dies.
Although it might be warmer to hug each other in winter, but... woo woo woo, I hate furry orcs, and they are also very masculine orcs.
Back then, even at the base, everyone lived in separate rooms, unless Brother Long occasionally came over to spend the night to peek at his secret videos.There is no way, only the 'contraband' placed in Zhang Sirui's room, if the old man found it, he would have an excuse to say that it belonged to Zhang Sirui, and the old man would not bear to punish it.
That's not like cuddling and hugging like that!
Zhang Sirui felt that this was simply torture, even worse than getting nosebleeds from Sen Wu's female body every morning.
Scratching his messy hair, Zhang Sirui looked at the time. It was still two hours before Zhang Foer got up in the morning.
The uncle simply opened the door and went for a morning run to clear his head.
At five or six o'clock in the morning, people say that there are not many, and there are not many people, most of them are elderly people, and people like Zhang Sirui who do morning exercises.
Zhang Sirui breathes the cold fresh air, and the surrounding green space smells like morning dew. Recently, the surrounding ecology has been restored very well, and the early bird's chirping can be heard from time to time.
Zhang Sirui jogged around the perimeter of the neighborhood with rhythmic steps.
When he was young, his father often punished him by jogging with a smile on his face. After getting used to it, he was not so afraid of running.On the contrary, jogging can make him relax, let his mind go without thinking about anything, synchronize his pulse with his pace, and make his heart beat rhythmically.
Don't think about how to communicate with your sister in the morning, don't think about the dead parents, don't think about the lost youth, don't think about the buried talents and lost internal strength.
(At least I'm still alive, and I'll have a future if I'm alive, that's good.) Zhang Sirui encouraged himself, taking advantage of no one watching, he made a very arrogant gesture of cheering up, then smiled complacently, and gradually relaxed his steps.
"What treasure?" Zhang Sirui and Hang Hang Liu blurted out at the same time.
"The treasure of the Quick Thieves." Sen Wu raised the corners of his mouth and said to them in a seductive tone: "Think about it, the Quick Thieves claim that 'every lunch in the world is free', so naturally they don't have the habit of paying the bill. It's like a money bag that can't be taken in. Since the opening of the Aoli's Gate, no one knows how much treasure they have saved every day from burning, killing and looting, but Wo Chaonima Yunliu is full of body every time he plays. They are all decorated with gold and precious stones, I believe there will not be too few. As far as I know, there are many Wang families who have this idea, but they have not been able to find out where the old den of the fast robbers are."
Hang Hang Liu listened intently and said to himself: "This is equivalent to a fattened pig. If we don't kill it today, it will be eaten by others tomorrow. Then we should put it into our stomach as soon as possible to be more at ease."
"Yes! If we can send a small team to assassinate Yunliu, not only can we avoid the costly defense of the city, but we can also get extra rewards and unimaginable amounts of treasures for leapfrogging the boss." Sen Wu laughed : "Such a big business, if I can't get a considerable guarantee, how can I guarantee that once you know about it, you won't abandon us to eat alone?"
Zhang Sirui said in his heart: But you cheated people into signing the scroll of keeping the covenant without saying anything before. You are not buying and selling by force.
"Of course, if you really don't want to, we won't force it. As long as you keep your mouth shut and don't cause trouble for Ashura's family within the one-month divorce guarantee period, I will definitely let uncle take the initiative to divorce you after we finish the task. "Sen Wu once again gave Aerospace a reassurance, although he felt that the bear man, apart from being taller, was actually a pretty good person, and it was quite warm to hug at night.
In order to ensure that the disciples will not be fatigued because they patronize the game and ignore the dormancy, the game "Gate of Crossing" has specially set the fatigue value. The disciples can completely relax and recover through the sleep in the game. Of course, the related drugs can strengthen the spirit to do Night missions, but there is an upper limit on the use of drugs, if you use too many drugs between sleep times, the effect of waking up will be worse every time.
Therefore, after Zhang Sirui and Sen Wu's marriage, whether they like it or not, the two have actually 'sleeped', and Zhang Sirui has been used as a pillow n times by someone.
Because there is only one double bed in the master's lounge of Ashura.Want to separate?Yes, we have to redecorate the system G value.
At present, the two of them don't have enough spare money to spend one bed per person. After all, in the midst of a war, everything needs to be spent, and they can't even afford a stool.
Hang Hang looked at Zhang Sirui who was lying obediently on the corner of the bed, and the handsome uncle was actually quite to his liking.
"That's good, a deal! Our Lion King Clan is willing to cooperate with the Ashura Royal Family to defeat the Quick Thieves together." Hang Hang Liu agreed without hesitation. Except for him, the patriarch, the Huimao Royal Clan is also from poor children and poor families. It is one of the ancestral mottos of their royal family that if you have extra money, you have to get it: "But brothers settle accounts clearly, how do we divide the treasures we get?"
"The fairest distribution method-wealth treasures are divided equally between the three, and whoever gets the weapons and equipment belongs to whom. Our stand-in elf has the function of automatically picking up the loot, but if you don't need it and want to sell it, the other two must It has the right of first subscription." The abacus beads in Sen Wu's belly fiddled loudly.
"During the mission, I will send people to garrison Ashura's royal city, Ainuobao, but in case other royal families take the opportunity to attack, the Huimao tribe must provide military assistance to the Ashura royal family. In contrast, the Ashura royal family will bear the responsibility of the Huimao tribe. The soldiers’ aid expenses will also provide Huimao fighters with better weapons and equipment at the lowest price.” Sen Wu even took care of the defense of the king’s city, so that the expedition can be worry-free.
"No problem! Then when will we set off to carry out the mission." Aerospace stayed very refreshed.
"I think that before the treasure hunting mission, it is necessary for our two clans to hold a two-week joint training in order to integrate the combat power of the two clans and cultivate a tacit understanding." Zhang Sirui carefully expressed his opinion.
Sen Wu bowed his head and thought for a while, then nodded: "This idea is very good, it is necessary to train it."
Hang Hang left an evil smile: "Special training? I have long heard that Ashura has the reputation of 'War God's Royal Family'. It is said that you have just rebuilt the God of War Legion. The soldiers of our royal family have long been looking forward to fighting against the noble God of War." When the fighters competed, it was just as we wanted."
The three of them talked about the pre-war preparations for a while, and suddenly Zhang Sirui felt—why was his ear so quiet.
Huh?Where did Mr. Jing's noisy little thing go?
Zhang Sirui looked around, and when he saw a certain three little creatures sleeping together on his pillow, the uncle was overjoyed.
Jing Jun, who was tired from crying, dragged Qi Qi, who was also tired from crying, to lie down in the depression between his and Sen Wu's two pillows, and fell asleep comfortably.
And Yin Hong from Sen Wu's family was probably dissatisfied with the good relationship between Mr. Jing and Qieqie, so she squeezed into the middle of the two elves, her chest was heavily pressed by Mr. Jing's thigh and Qieqie's little paw. But come here, his brows are wrinkled, his head dangling from side to side, it looks like he is having a nightmare.
Mr. Jing used his pair of small white wings as a quilt to cover the three of them, but every time the little mirror snores with nose bubbles, the wings move unconsciously, which is like fanning in disguise. She hugged Yin Hong tightly because she was afraid of the cold, and Yin Hong hugged her back because she was afraid of the cold, only the thick-skinned Mr. Jing slept soundly without feeling anything.
The little things are so cute, even Zhang Sirui, who considers himself a tough guy, feels full of deep love, watching and having fun.
Sen Wu and Hang Hang Liu watched it and were quite touched.
Hangtian added a piece of experience to his "Children's Heart Sutra": It seems that children are happier if they are raised in groups.
Sen Wu also added a lesson to Yin Hong's cultivation diary: It's fine for a third party to intervene, but don't be oppressed instead.
Looking at it, Hang Hang Liu also opened his mouth wide and let out a big yawn, he crawled on the bed and said, "Huh—I'm so tired, brothers, lend me the quilt, I'll just stay here today gone."
"Ah? I also need to rest, you pervert come down quickly!" Zhang Sirui also felt that he was a bit overwhelmed.
Sure enough, Zhong Ashuro's body is still too weak now, and his daily fatigue level rises very quickly. He only had a few special training sessions with the rebuilt God of War Legion in the morning, and this time he started to feel sleepy.
"I don't want to. As soon as I returned to the identity of this lion-haired warrior, I immediately rushed here. I managed to get here before the city gate closed. I was exhausted. Let me rest first." The lion left by Aerospace His head has been swaying from side to side and has entered a half-dream state.
Zhang Sirui jumped over and grabbed the lion-headed man's paw and shook: "Get up, this is where I sleep, and you can sleep over Asen's side."
Hang Hangliu got impatient with being shaken by him, so he simply pulled Zhang Sirui into his arms, muttering: "I'm so annoying, am I not your concubine, sleep with me." He hugged Zhang Sirui tightly and refused let go.
"Hey, that's great, then I'll come and rest together." Sen Wu smiled and began to take off his clothes and change into his nightgown.
"Wait, wait! With such a small bed, how can the three of you rest?" With Zhang Sirui's current appearance as a young lady, he really couldn't break free from the confinement of Hang Hang's arms.
Sen Wu went to bed and got under the quilt, and patted the uncle's head to coax him: "Good boy, after we get the treasure, go change to a K-size big bed."
"Why, why do I have to sleep with two big men." Zhang Sirui didn't agree with his current state, even if he would recover to a woman's state in the afternoon, he was still a big man at heart!
"Anyway, I won't be pregnant, so go to sleep!" The furry paws pinched the uncle's face, and the uncle was completely speechless.
So, three elves who slept soundly, two men who slept soundly, and an uncle who couldn't sleep at all, the very dreamy 6P night began.
Zhang Sirui opened his eyes in a daze for a while, and then continued to crawl out of the luxurious game cabin called 'Vampire's Coffin' by his disciples in a daze.
Fortunately, there is still the option of going offline, otherwise...he just dies.
Although it might be warmer to hug each other in winter, but... woo woo woo, I hate furry orcs, and they are also very masculine orcs.
Back then, even at the base, everyone lived in separate rooms, unless Brother Long occasionally came over to spend the night to peek at his secret videos.There is no way, only the 'contraband' placed in Zhang Sirui's room, if the old man found it, he would have an excuse to say that it belonged to Zhang Sirui, and the old man would not bear to punish it.
That's not like cuddling and hugging like that!
Zhang Sirui felt that this was simply torture, even worse than getting nosebleeds from Sen Wu's female body every morning.
Scratching his messy hair, Zhang Sirui looked at the time. It was still two hours before Zhang Foer got up in the morning.
The uncle simply opened the door and went for a morning run to clear his head.
At five or six o'clock in the morning, people say that there are not many, and there are not many people, most of them are elderly people, and people like Zhang Sirui who do morning exercises.
Zhang Sirui breathes the cold fresh air, and the surrounding green space smells like morning dew. Recently, the surrounding ecology has been restored very well, and the early bird's chirping can be heard from time to time.
Zhang Sirui jogged around the perimeter of the neighborhood with rhythmic steps.
When he was young, his father often punished him by jogging with a smile on his face. After getting used to it, he was not so afraid of running.On the contrary, jogging can make him relax, let his mind go without thinking about anything, synchronize his pulse with his pace, and make his heart beat rhythmically.
Don't think about how to communicate with your sister in the morning, don't think about the dead parents, don't think about the lost youth, don't think about the buried talents and lost internal strength.
(At least I'm still alive, and I'll have a future if I'm alive, that's good.) Zhang Sirui encouraged himself, taking advantage of no one watching, he made a very arrogant gesture of cheering up, then smiled complacently, and gradually relaxed his steps.
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