I'm an uncle

Before the fight between Otis and Aerospace, according to Mori's arrangement, there will be a wonderful contest between several powerful Fighting God fighters and Huimao fighters.

There were constant battle roars on the field, and Zhang Sirui sat in the VIP stand with the appearance of Chong Ashura. As a well-known patriarch who was not strong enough in personal force, he couldn't join in the fun and had nothing to do, so he had to bring oranges and apples from the fruit bowl Continue to feed the little mirror who is greedy for fruits.

The little mirror opened its mouth wide, trying to wipe out the fruit, but a pair of small wings flapped on its back, and white hairs fell off.

"Why is Mr. Jing always losing hair? Calcium deficiency? Skin disease?" Zhang Sirui was very worried.

"It eats too much fruit, and the body absorbs too much sugar." Yin Hong said casually.

Zhang Sirui remained silent, and then with lightning speed, he snatched the apple from Mr. Jing's hand, and carefully put all the fruits into his inventory: "Mr. Jing, from today on, limit the amount of fruit you can eat. , wait until you stop shedding your hair."

Mr. Jing almost bit his own finger, he was dumbfounded when he heard the uncle's words, and melted (-口-0).When he reacted, he immediately burst into tears: "No, Yin Hong is a villain! Uncle tortures elves and is inhumane."

Yin Hong smiled with a successful scheme, and finally took revenge. Jing Jun's thigh caused him to have a nightmare all night, and he almost couldn't hold his breath.

Sen Wu joked: "It seems that there is a price to be paid for being cute, right, little mirror."

The little mirror flickered with tears and choked up: "Master Sen, you have to make the decision for me, woo woo woo, uncle bullied me."

Sen Wu said solemnly: "Uncle, this is your fault."

Little Mirror desperately nodded in agreement.

Sen Wu shook the Fengya feather fan in his hand and pointed at Zhang Sirui: "For the sake of the little mirror, you shouldn't give him fruit in the first place. Look at the hair loss. I used them to make several feather fans. Take a look." , quite beautiful."

The little mirror froze, and then slowly, slowly rolled over on its side, twitching on the ground.

Zhang Sirui and Yin Hong fell silent at the same time.

Sen Wu smiled and said to Yin Hong: "It's a pity that your wings don't lose their skin. In fact, the leather of your little devil's wings is quite good for making gloves. Now pure leather is very valuable."

Yin Hong and black lines, and then backed up, flew into Zhang Sirui's arms, opened the front of his clothes and tried desperately to get inside.

Not to be outdone, the little mirror rushed over, and saw two round little butts protruding and protruding outside Zhang Sirui's clothes, and the uncle seemed to be pregnant with twins in an instant.

Zhang Sirui looked like he wanted to laugh but didn't dare, oh no, these two little things scratched the itchy flesh on his waist.

Sen Wu nodded: "It turns out that you have itchy flesh on your waist."

Zhang Sirui's back shivered, and he always felt that he had something to do with being caught by Asen. Seeing him smiling, why did his hairs stand on end.

What Sen Wu thinks is that the kind of itchy flesh is the sensitive area of ​​external stimulation, also called the sexual sensitive zone, hehe, I can play with the shy uncle again when I have time.

At this time, it was finally the turn of the actors.

The Patriarch of the Huimao Royal Clan, Ani, the Beastmaster Huimao, also known as Hangtian, jumped onto the arena energetically amidst the roaring cheers of the Huimao warriors.

Because it was a public occasion, he used the identity of the beast king. With a golden-haired lion head, a height of nearly two meters, and a burly and powerful figure, he was extremely eye-catching.

The current head of the God of War Legion, Odis, still had an unruly smile, shaking his bald head that shone brighter than the sun, dressed as a descendant of the gods, and wearing a long robe, and walked slowly to the center of the stage.

The two each took a corner, and began to scold from a distance before the battle.

"Hey, bald man, according to the bet, whoever can stand last on this stage will be the governor of the joint special training."

"Who's bald! As I said, I'm not bald, and a bald head is a professional requirement!" Odis's forehead was bare with veins.

"Let's stop talking nonsense, let's start fighting." Hang Hang Liu miraculously took out a giant mallet from nowhere, swung it round and smashed it on Oddis's head.

"Huh? Isn't Audis a long-range support class? How can he fight against such a barbaric fighter?" Zhang Sirui found it inconceivable.

"Don't forget his nickname—violent nurse." Sen Wu reminded the uncle.

"You are NND a nanny." Audis yelled at Sen Wu from a long distance away.

Sen Wu and the uncle were silent together, this aborigine is really good-natured, can he hear it at such a distance? !

"Today, I'll let you taste what it's like to be beaten violently." Odis grinned, revealing his canine teeth.

Almost in a blink of an eye, he added a strength buff to himself, then swung his ultra-gorgeous crystal scepter, and headed towards the giant hammer left by Aerospace.

There was a muffled sound that hurt the audience's eardrums, and the close contact between the crystal scepter and the giant mallet produced a lot of sparks.

Strangely, the crystal scepter was not broken by the giant mallet, and still exuded its dazzling luster.

"The relics of the head of the God of War Legion are really good things, but unfortunately they can only be used by the aborigines in the God of War Legion, otherwise there will definitely be many disciples risking their fame and coming to kill and seize the treasure." Sen Wu sighed, Then he covered his mouth with a fan and said secretly to Zhang Sirui: "Uncle, hurry up and let the little mirror release the mirror warrior. But don't be too conspicuous, you can transform well, just hide behind this high-back chair Bar."

Zhang Sirui was puzzled, but still according to Senwu's meaning, "Falafalafala~", let Jing Jun replace him as Zhong·Ashura, and he changed back into the image of a tall warrior, then squatted down on the back of the seat, Cover up your figure.

The uncle asked Sen Wu the reason in a low voice, but Sen Wu didn't explain the reason much, but just pretended to be mysterious and said: "Anyway, there will be your chance later, it's better for you to prepare first."

In fact, Sen Wu looked at the uncle who was half shorter than him, in fact, he was secretly happy: (I can see that this guy is shorter than when I was sitting, hehe.)

All in all, the competition between the violent nurse and the violent beast king was extremely impressive.

At least the sound effect is absolutely hot. The crystal scepter "Ice Storm's Strike" is said to be made of eternally frozen ice crystals that will never melt. It is extremely hard, and it is not inferior to such a rough war hammer. The brilliance did not disappear.

Seeing Sen Wu squinting his eyes and drooling all the time, the uncle wanted to ask him when he should play several times, but was directly ignored by the greedy businessman.

Odis buffed himself with buff spells, and at the same time secretly cast some negative curses such as slow freezing on Hanghangliu, plus the scepter with strength and speed bonuses, it was even comparable to Hanghangliu .

Fighting God warriors clamored endlessly, their violent nanny is really not bragging, no wonder the three generations of the grandparents of the Audis family have relied on the traditional fighting method of this violent nanny to become the head of the God of War Legion and help the Patriarch of the Ashura family to take charge of the Ahura family. Hulo's most glorious combat power.

Hang Hangliu gradually became impatient. In fact, his most convenient weapon was the sword, especially the Ba Bao Dao, which had been with him for a long time and experienced countless battles. It had long since become as natural as his right arm.

But why, as the patriarch of the beast king clan, he can only use a heavy weapon like a giant mallet. Although it is extremely powerful, it is not easy to use.

Thinking about it, he was cursed by that annoying bald-headed descendant again, NND, how could he even cast this third-level curse in seconds, and let people die.

Hang Hang Liu became more and more impatient, and finally he broke out.

He roared to the sky, and the warriors of the Huimao tribe also roared to the sky. The roar was accompanied by shock waves that shook the air. Odis suddenly seemed to be tripped by something, and the soles of his feet slipped. He fell on his side on the ground.

With red eyes and a blushing face, Hangtianliu, who had lost his rationality, swung the mallet down, and everyone around him exclaimed.

The aborigines are not like alien immigrants, their death is permanent death, except for a few of them who have become corpses or vampires.

Only under abnormal circumstances will they be resurrected for a short time. Once they lose their lives, the aborigines will only automatically turn into little stars and disappear into the air.

Hang Hang's strike was too heavy, and the speed was too fast. His swung arm was almost invisible, leaving only a trace of afterimage in the eyes of people.

Even the God of War fighters who were closest had no time to save the lives of their army commanders, and it seemed that Ordis hadn't reacted yet, lying on his side on the ground and couldn't even dodge.After all, he is a descendant of the gods, and he does not have the survival instinct that soldiers have cultivated through countless times of beating and fighting.

Could it be that Otis is about to die here, and then bring an eternal rift between the Ashura royal family and the Huimao clan that cannot be healed.

At this moment, a gray figure appeared out of nowhere under the hammer left by the aerospace company, half squatting, relying on a seemingly ordinary dagger, firmly resisting the giant hammer swung down, and issued a blow far better than the previous one. With a loud noise during the battle, the iron sword and the giant hammer collided.

Judging from the size and texture, the thin ordinary iron sword should bring about the end of the sword, but contrary to the expectations of the audience, the man in gray only took a few steps back, and then stood firmly on his heels. Stand in the center of the stage.

The huge impact made Hangtianliu's footing unstable. After taking n steps back, he unfortunately stumbled and fell off the stage.

The audience fell silent, and soon someone recognized this gray-clothed man who suddenly appeared, and it was the legendary "War Puppet King" bestowed by the god of war, Zhong Ashuro, the owner of the waste wood family. People's eyes moved to the VIP in the center of the stand seat.

Following Sen Wu's order, the little mirror got up pretendingly, raised his hand majestically and looked around: "Our sword tip is never aimed at brothers."

The audience was silent at first, and then boiled like a frying pan being dropped into a drop of boiling water.

The fighters of the Huimao tribe believed that although the patriarch fell out of the competition stage, it was a bit embarrassing, but a mysterious warrior, a mysterious warrior whose strength was comparable to the patriarch, was enough for them who respected strength to regard him as an idol.

The people of the Ashura family cheered. This was the first time they saw with their own eyes the amazing strength shown by the Patriarch who had been treated as a waste for a long time.And "our swords are never aimed at brothers" is even more heart-warming, and has gradually become a famous saying that best embodies Ashura's centripetal force.

"The tip of our sword is never aimed at brothers..." In the beginning, only one person hesitantly repeated the words of the Patriarch.

Then more and more people excitedly shouted this declaration.

The Huimao warriors were also exaggerated by the atmosphere, shouting along with the fighting god warriors of the Ashura royal family.

The representatives of the other royal families looked at each other in blank dismay. Is this the Ashura royal family who were abandoned by the God of War?

Terrible combat power, terrible cohesion, terrible comrades in arms.

It indicates that the Ashura family is about to revive.

Zhang Sirui breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, and in addition, he put his internal force on the back of the sword, forming a thin isolation layer like a protective film, so that he could effectively resist the heavy hammer blow of Hangtian Liu.

It was a fluke, it seemed that his fighting power was recovering, Zhang Sirui looked at his slightly trembling hands, and he could feel—the power was returning.

What am I fighting for in this world?

He looked at the fanatical crowd around him in a daze, and the shouts of the people clearly reached his ears.

"The tip of our sword is never aimed at brother!"

"That's right, the Huimao people are our brothers."

"Hey—brothers of Ashura, come and have a drink with us when you are free."

In such enthusiastic words, Zhang Sirui was infected, feeling the passion that had not flowed for a long time returned to him, the corners of his mouth under the face scarf slowly lifted, he raised his right hand and punched the sky, and the sweat that flowed down waved along him In the direction of the sky, it turned into an arc, shining a little bit of brilliance in the bright sunlight.

(Let's fight, for the brothers.) Thinking about it, Zhang Sirui tilted his head happily.

At the moment when people were jubilant, the wife of the head of the house—that is, Sen Wu, walked slowly to the stands, grabbed Zhang Sirui's arm, held it high, and said loudly: "The only person standing on the stage will be this time. The governor of the joint special training, let us welcome him, the final victor, Uncle War Puppet King!"

Fortunately, Sen Wu's arm was firmly grasped, otherwise Zhang Sirui almost didn't fall.

Including him, Hang Hang Liu, and Odis, the audience in the arena unanimously uttered the following single-syllable: "a?"

Yin Hong calmly looked at the stunned people in the audience, and said to the little mirror: "Mr. Jing, do you know what a conspirator is? It's a person who you don't even need to scheme if you cheat."

Xiao Jing's mouth was full of fruit that was stolen by the waiter by taking advantage of his status as the head of the house, and he looked at Yin Hong with question marks all over his head.

Yin Hong continued to calmly say: "You will become bald immediately. After the uncle plucks out your wings, then you can eat fruits with confidence."

The small mirror continued to be kept in the mouth.