I'm an uncle

Zhang Sirui drank some wine and became dizzy.The 'Wangyou Liquor' that Sen Wu brought was indeed a good thing, with an excellent taste, he couldn't help but drink more.The consequence of ignoring his own weakness is that he gets drunk before others.

The three stand-in elves were also playing around with them, the little mirror was dancing the mirror dance, Yin Hong was singing, and Qieqie took out the flute and played it...how could it be like the tune of a snake flute?

Sen Wu and Hang Hang stayed with them in high spirits, and there were not so many rules when they were camping outside. Zhang Sirui greeted Sen Wu, Hang Hang and Xiaoniao (their pet name for jungle birds), and while he was still able to walk, Staggering back to the tent.

Throwing himself on the comfortable bed, Zhang Sirui fell deeply asleep without taking off his clothes.

While sleeping soundly, the uncle vaguely felt that someone was helping him take off his clothes, so he thanked him drowsily, and went back to sleep.

In his sleep, he felt that he had come to a very familiar place, but he couldn't remember where it was.

Surrounded by the fragrance of leaves and flowers, and above is the endless blue sky, he lay on his back on a grassy slope, squinting his eyes and fell asleep.

After a while, someone beside him came over and touched his jaw with his fingers. At the same time, he touched his jaw with warm lips and tongue, and moved closer to continue to kiss.

Zhang Sirui felt a little itchy, but he wasn't afraid, he just laughed out loud.

The other party seemed to be encouraged, and slowly transferred the movement to his ear.

A panting sound that he felt very familiar rang in Zhang Sirui's ears, a small warm tongue sometimes pecked at his earlobe, and then inserted into his ear socket without hesitation.

Zhang Sirui couldn't help snorting because of the refreshing feeling of numbness, and the other party smiled triumphantly, and simply leaned on Zhang Sirui's body, like a cat, licking and tasting with his tongue.

Zhang Sirui itched so much that he couldn't help biting the opponent back in resentment, but the opponent took the opportunity to swallow it with his tongue.

Zhang Sirui felt that he was like a dish, being held in his mouth by a tricky guest, and he was tasting it repeatedly with his tongue, and it almost melted away.

Afterwards, he was truly recognized when he served dishes like this. The guests slowly stripped off the outer and inner packaging, and waited until he was completely naked before being served on the table by the guests. "Please taste" posture.

From the back of his neck all the way to his tailbone, Zhang Sirui felt that his back muscles were being squeezed deliberately, and his chest was being pinched one by one by the other hand.

It was painful but not unacceptable. On the contrary, there seemed to be a familiar excitement gradually spreading deep into his body.

Unable to bear it, but not knowing what he wanted to pursue, Zhang Sirui began to cry, feeling the sadness of being abandoned by others.

"It hurts...it hurts..." Zhang Sirui murmured.

"Tell me, you are mine." The other party nibbled in his ear, his low voice was hoarse from excitement, and at the same time carried a strange charm.

"Your... who are you..." Zhang Sirui tried to open his eyes, but he couldn't see the other person's face clearly anyway, and even what the other party said later, he felt rustling in his ears, just like The old-fashioned radio that wants to be broken can only hear the signal noise.

"I'll come back to pick you up, don't forget me." Finally hearing the last sentence clearly, Zhang Sirui was trying to think.He was completely distracted by the opponent's actions.

Entering very suddenly, Zhang Sirui opened his eyes as wide as possible, his empty eyes filled with disbelief, but the pain in some unspeakable places was no longer a false dream.

(It hurts! Am I dreaming? Why is it so painful, but I still can’t wake up?) Zhang Sirui opened his eyes wide, the blue sky, green land and wind all disappeared. He could feel that he was firmly fixed on a cold table in the dark. On the table, like a frog nailed to a test bench, the man on his body can poke around with a thorn.

The cruel needle tip penetrated deep into the muscle tissue, making the frog on the chopping board terrified. Zhang Sirui tried to crawl forward relying on the strength of his elbow, but he couldn't move.

While being tortured, Zhang Sirui was even more frightened because he seemed to be no stranger to this. Just for a moment, the stimulation brought by the torture began to change him, starting to thirst for balls from the inside out.

"Who am I? Answer me, who am I?" While torturing him, the other party did not give up on his torture.

"You are...you are..." Zhang Sirui felt a name was on his lips, but he couldn't say it.

"You are—" Zhang Sirui woke up startled, only to realize that he seemed to have just woken up from a dream, the surroundings were dark, and it seemed that there was not much time before he returned to the camp.

Zhang Sirui wiped the sweat from his head. He wondered why he was so nervous because of his dream. When he woke up, his chest was stuffy, and he still had an anxious sense of loss in his heart, as if something important had been forgotten by him. .

No matter how he thought about it, he couldn't remember what the dream was like just now. Zhang Sirui scratched his head irritably, and got up to replenish some water.

Hey, why is my chest so bulging, what is it?Zhang Sirui looked down... Then he wished he could slap himself, how could the little bird lie naked in his arms?I don't know what to do after drinking.

Zhang Sirui cupped his face and was twisting in an S-shaped wave, he thought it was wrong.It's good that I have not been overwhelmed by my own slender arms and legs, but still overwhelmed?Although Xiaoniao is a little small, he has no reason to overwhelm others, and he is still a man.

But before he could figure it out, someone outside swaggered in without even knocking on the door.

Of course, there was a burst of exclamation from Zhang Sirui's tent, and ten seconds later, Sen Wu, Hang Hangliu, and Zhang Sirui had already been victims of the birds in the bushes, and they were together in Zhang Sirui's tent, having a meeting to discuss.

Yes, of course it is a denunciation meeting against the uncle.

Sen Wu, Hang Hang Liu and the others didn't bother, each of them lost their eyes so quickly that Zhang Sirui was too late to catch the ball.

"Criminal." Sen Wu.

"Sinners." Aerospace stayed.

"Rogue." Sen Wu.

"Rogue." Aerospace stayed.

"Ha Tong committed a crime." Sen Wu.

Zhang Sirui timidly explained: "I don't know why, nothing happened anyway."

"It didn't happen? Then what is the red lump on your neck?" Sen Wu said coldly.

Zhang Sirui couldn't see his neck, so he could only ask, "A mosquito bite?" Then he was served by two pairs of blank eyes.

Sen Wu and Hang Hang Liu forced Zhang Sirui to be responsible for the little boy.For no other reason, after seeing Xiaoniao's plain makeup, they realized that the boy was very handsome, and his rare dark green hair and pupils were extremely attractive.

"If you are sincere, let me be your spouse." The bird said very calmly.The three who thought they were adults were stunned at the same time.

"Spouse?" Zhang Sirui was quite embarrassing, it seemed that he already had two wives, and both of them were men. Could it be that he was so unfeminine, and all the peach blossoms he committed were male peach blossoms.

"Yes, I am a homeless person. It would be best if there is a royal family who is willing to take me in, but in order to apologize to me, I ask for spouse treatment." The bird said very affirmatively.

At this time, Sen Wu began to help Zhang Sirui: "How do we know that you were really raped, besides, he might be the one who seduced the uncle."

In the game, it happened that disciples seduced the aborigines to defraud them of family property.So from the bottom of his heart, Sen Wu didn't believe that the usually honest Zhang Sirui would do 'bad things'.

The bird beckoned Sen Wu to come over, and the two muttered in the corner for a while, and the bird also took out an apprentice manual for Sen Wu to read.

When Sen Wu came back, his eyebrows were already erect. Looking at Zhang Sirui, he gritted his teeth and cursed 'beast', then took out his and Zhang Sirui's marriage letter from his arms, smashed it on the table with a 'slap-', curled his lips Said: "Sign it."

So Zhang Sirui finally had a third spouse in this world.

(What the hell did I do that night?) This question has been with Zhang Sirui for a long time, and there has been no answer.

The eldest wife, Sen Wu, promised to go back to the city after the task was completed and then make up for Xiaoniao's wedding. Before that, they still had an important task to complete.

Xiaoniao is a wanderer anyway, and has nothing to do, so he asks to follow them to do tasks together.

The aborigines of Oli's Gate generally have high AI intelligence, which is not much different from real people, so Sen Wu and the others are not afraid of being discovered by Xiaoniao that the three of them are reincarnated members of the Wang family.

Finally, they came to the lair of the fast thieves.

Fortunately, according to the investigation by the assassins sent by Sen Wu, there are not many members of the Phantom Thieves left in the base, because the thugs have all gone out to raid other Xiao Wang's houses, and the rest of the fast thieves are all on rest. hello.

Sen Wu and the uncle and the others agreed that they should try their best not to startle the snake, and use the method of secretly infiltrating to enter the fast robber group, and directly carry out the beheading operation-assassinate Wo Chaonima Yunliu.

The members of the Quick Bandits don't have fixed uniforms, they are all dressed up as gangsters.

After disguising themselves, the God of War warriors of the God of War Legion turned into slave heads who escorted the spoils back. They carried a bunch of orcs tied together with ropes—that is, the warriors of the Huimao tribe, and mixed into the quick thief group.

Obviously, the Fast Thieves had won a big victory last time, and the thieves were busy enjoying their respective spoils, so their defenses were lax.

Walking on the road, you can also see thieves sleeping on the road in a mess with wine bottles in their hands, and some young men and women dressed as slaves pushing down on the ground and shrugging their buttocks while doing business.

Those slaves who were forced to accept had good complexions, and some aborigines who looked like Oli people, but unfortunately most of them had ashen complexions and lips as white as paper, and they were almost close to death.

Apparently the robbers are not very interested in the bones of these people who have been squeezed out by them long ago. Zhang Sirui saw with his own eyes that a thief was still smearing on the face of the Oli boy who was still on the ground after being satisfied, cursing in his mouth: "Just This bastard, I’m saving face by going up to you, you won’t be able to yell a few times, it’s almost dead, I’ll send you to the bust gym some other day, so that you can be of some use in the end.”

The Oli boy was obviously very frightened, he didn't care to put on the clothes that covered his body, and there was dirt in his legs, he hugged the opponent's thigh naked, opened his mouth, Yiyi, he didn't know what he was talking about .

The robber grinned sinisterly, and raised the young man's jaw: "Oh, it turned out to be dumb. It seems that you were wrongly blamed. It's okay, so I don't have to talk too much, and I will love you again. This time, I have to be more diligent and let me move myself."

Aoli boy nodded awkwardly, his eyes were hollow and frightening.

Zhang Sirui couldn't help but wanted to jump out, but was grabbed by Sen Wu behind him.

Sen Wu silently covered the uncle's face again with the turban, and then gave him a silent gesture.

(Uncle, the beautiful master sent a message saying, don’t worry, those thieves are disciples, and these slaves are aborigines, that is, artificial intelligence bodies, just a bunch of data, don’t waste time for this to reveal their identities.) I don’t know if it’s an illusion , the sound of the little mirror was muffled, as if not very active.

Zhang Sirui was silent for a while, and then suddenly asked Mr. Jing: (Little mirror, are you also an artificial intelligence?)

Jing Jun in his mind changed from the previous noise, fell silent for a moment, and then mechanically said: (Yes, uncle, our stand-in elves are the same as them. Compared with you, they are all non-realistic things, just a bunch of data.)

Zhang Sirui thought softly: (But I think, compared to us disciples who can never die no matter what, these aborigines with only one life are more like people who really live in this world, and we are just passers-by. How can a guest bully the host like this.)

The little mirror was silent for a while, and said very moved: (Uncle, I knew...you are a good person.)

(So, good people have to defeat bad people. This is the meaning of good people.) Zhang Sirui walked over with a smile, and he was very satisfied when he heard the wailing of the robber whose life was trampled in half.

(Mr. Jing will cheer for uncle, come on, uncle!) Mr. Jing has returned to his previous lively and cheerful, shouting and cheering in Zhang Sirui's mind.

Sen Wu looked at the crowd gradually attracted by the screams of eunuchs and robbers, and couldn't help sighing.

"Nah! When can we start fighting? My fists are already itchy." Hang Hangliu rubbed his fists excitedly. He hated this kind of ruthless person the most.

"I don't care, let's start the fight!" Sen Wu got angry, shook out his black whip and lashed at the crowd.

The melee started.

The battle started quickly and ended easily. The thieves here are all half-drunk scumbags. It seems that the masters haven't gotten the news yet.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Zhang Sirui hid in a corner and said "Falafalafala~", let the small mirror take the place of Chong Ashura, and returned to his gray masked attire like the puppet king uncle.

When he came out, the battle was decided. Under Sen Wu's command, he didn't let a drunk man go to report the news. He also tried to cover the mouths of the thieves and wipe their throats. Drunk men also used to make a lot of noise, so they were not noticed by the patrol.

After transporting the corpses of the thieves to the dark alley, and hastily making the scene clean and camouflaged, the more troublesome troubles below are these Aoli boys and girls who are used as playthings by drunks.

Zhang Sirui originally wanted them to find a place to hide on their own, who knew that those slaves looked at him, but didn't listen at all, and still squatted in a corner by themselves in a daze.

Only the dumb boy he rescued earlier seemed to have hope, and he pulled Jing Jun's trousers, trying to open his mouth to say something.

Mr. Jing tilted his head in embarrassment, really unable to understand what he was talking about.

At this time, Xiaoniao stood up from Ali and said to the dumb boy kneeling on the ground, "Can you write? If you can, write it."

The dumb boy's eyes lit up, and he used a stick of wood as a substitute to write on the ground.

The bird explained: "Don't look at them now, in the past they were all the people of the little Wang family who were protected by their families, and some even belonged to the royal family. Unfortunately, once they are captured by the fast thieves, they will lose the protection of the royal family." , become an 'item' for shared enjoyment within the Phantom Thieves."

Zhang Sirui was silent, he thought of the little butler Kemei who was nagging in his ear every day and those shy maids in the family who treated him very well, and secretly made up his mind to protect these people who cared about him in this troubled world.

"Maybe that's why I regained my strength." Zhang Sirui clenched his fists tightly.

The teenager wrote beautiful Oli characters on the ground. After being interpreted by the bird who is said to have learned the Oli language, the meaning of this message is: Please save my brother Anka, he is in the half-body gym.

At this time, Zhang Sirui, Senwu, and Hangtianliu received a system message at the same time, reminding them whether they would like to accept the side mission 'Anka's Redemption'.

Zhang Sirui chose to accept it without much consideration. Mori was too angry. Although he knew that it would take time to accept the side mission, he understood the character of the uncle, and the uncle would definitely not stand idly by, so he immediately chose to accept the mission.

As for staying in the aerospace industry, as long as there is a fight, he has no problem.

The young Luca, whose knee had been broken long ago and could only kneel on the ground, wrote another line, begging Zhang Sirui to let all these efforts join the Ashura Royal Family.

Before Sen Wu had time to stop Zhang Sirui, he nodded in agreement again.

Luka smiled, and Zhang Sirui remembered that it was the most peaceful smile he had ever seen in this game.

After that, he didn't know where he got so much strength, but with all his strength, he thrust the wooden stick into his lungs.

Zhang Sirui vaguely heard a boy's voice saying, "Thank you!"

He just watched helplessly as the boy's body turned into specks of stardust and dissipated into the air.

Then only muffled groans were heard from all around. The slave boys and girls either helped each other or killed themselves, and quickly ended their lives.

"Legends say that the Oli people have a very strong sense of family, so that once they lose their family, they are afraid that they will become lonely ghosts when they die. They dare not commit suicide no matter how hard they try. The reason why they dare to commit suicide , it must be when they get the protection of the new family." Sen Wu said softly in Zhang Sirui's ear.

Zhang Sirui silently watched the entire dark street, the star dust flew into the sky like a happy elf, and they were finally freed.