I'm an uncle

"Wow, so handsome, so handsome~ They are all handsome guys~ Xiaowo is so happy~" The 400-pound Yunliu boss covered his chest and hugged his breasts, acting like an innocent girl excitedly twisting his pp and jumping around, the end is pitiful The house swayed like in an earthquake.

Sen Wu and Hang Hang stayed on the door frame alone, looking at the bisexual Yunliu Boss with bare breasts and a jerk in black lines.

"Evil! What is the developer of this game thinking? Do you want to scare away all the guests?" Hang Hangliu swallowed the acid water with disgust on his face: "I have seen aliens, but I have never seen such aliens. They are more terrifying than ancient mutant creatures. .”

"I have always believed that the human rights of intersex people should be protected, but I still think that this kind of disgusting pervert is cruel to human beings." Sen Wu coldly pulled out his inconspicuous black whip and prepared To defend against the enemy, that was the initial weapon given by his reincarnation of the Wang family - the demigod-level secret treasure 'Beauty Snake's Tooth Blade'. I didn't expect to be able to beat this kind of creature. Sen Wu tried hard to restrain himself from wanting to go home immediately Take the urge to wash the whip with grapefruit water.

"Oh? Why do you say that about Xiao Wo, Xiao Wo will be sad." Boss Yunliu was the most heartbroken.

"You don't need to be sad with your upper body, but you can still be excited with your lower body. There is no sincerity at all." Brother Long looked at Boss Yunliu's upturned lower body with contempt.

"But Xiao Wo is so excited, so excited, ahhhhh~~ I feel wet." Boss Yunliu was trembling all over while talking, and then an unexpected thing happened.

From its female organ, a small mass of bloody flesh suddenly slid down, with a sticky thick liquid still flowing outside.

All the men present felt their scalps go numb, and Hang Hangliu murmured, "I guess I know why those people are gone... Woohoo, it's terrible."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, or it will be too late." Sen Wu kicked Hang Hang Liu forward.

Hang Hangliu staggered two steps, looked at Boss Yunliu, summoned up his courage and twisted the Babao Knife left and right, and was about to start a fight, when he was stimulated by Boss Yunliu's ear-piercing scream and almost dropped the knife.

"Oh oh oh oh - so handsome, so handsome! I fell in love with you at first sight! Beautiful man, come and have sex with me, Xiaowo loves you." Boss Yunliu clenched his fists on his neck, and then excitedly spun and twirled again Rotating, the strong wind driven by more than 400 kilograms actually formed a protective aura, making Aerospace unable to stay close.

Hang Hang Liu gritted his teeth, thinking to fight hard, flicked his small vest, and assumed his classic fighting posture - Hong Guoguo's upper body desperate Saburo style.

It is said that since ancient times, there have been many warriors who fought naked and gave up the protection of armor. People rely entirely on a thin layer of skin to resist injuries. The reaction is often more sensitive and flexible.

In addition to love to show off, Aerospace also likes to fight naked because of its absolute confidence in its own powerlessness.

But today—he automatically surrendered.

Under the gaze of Yunliu Boss' peach blossom blossoming pink eyes, Hang Hang Liu, who had just flung off his little vest chicly, gave up the fight and rushed over to pick up his little vest, which was still a shame.

While running, he said, "It's disgusting! It's like being treated like a jerk. All the hair on my body has fallen out. It's so cold."

The jaws of the three men on the sidelines all dropped, and Sen Wu was so angry that he raised his whip and whipped it fiercely at the boss Yunliu who was in the nympho.

The night planner's combat skill - Soul Whiplash!

The whip that directly acts on the depths of the enemy's soul can ignore the opponent's own defense and may cause an instant immobilization effect.The success rate and duration of whip damage and immobilization effects depend on the user's ability.

At present, Sen Wu's maximum whip damage has reached more than 2000, and the success rate of immobilization is 78%, which can last for 8 seconds.

Sure enough, Boss Yunliu twitched as if being shocked by an electric shock, and let out a piercing scream, but he couldn't move to fight back.

Hang Hangliu, Brother Long and Zhang Sirui sweated profusely, unexpectedly, the sinister man with a dark belly usually looks like a gentleman, but he is a veritable queen of violence!

"Hurry up!" After Sen Wu used his big move, there would be a 60-second skill delay, so he hurriedly reminded the other three companions, and followed by another whip.

Everyone's spirits froze, and they immediately cheered up and rushed forward, Zhang Sirui thrust his chin in and out, Hang Hang left the knife and the knife.Brother Long's flame spear was swung like a moving real fire dragon, constantly adding 'hot damage' to Yunliu boss.

Eight seconds later, the bloody Boss Yunliu swayed, abruptly shaking out all the weapons inserted into his body, and suddenly raised his voice and roared: "You thugs who don't know how to pity women, little ones! Wo is angry, I want to kill you, look at my nectar attack—"

Then it shook its huge body and spun rapidly. From its flying shadow that was spinning faster and faster like a top, several thick water jets were sprayed out at once, and they shot directly at the four intruders.

Brother Long flicked his long spear, danced without leaking, and quickly used the dancing spear flower to block the water column from the four of them.

Brother Long soon regretted it, and he discovered that the liquid just now was just a secretion somewhere under a certain Yunliu boss.

"This monster, please don't be so disgusting. If you don't feel disgusting, it will die!" Sen Wu, who has a slight obsession with cleanliness, went crazy, and whipped his whip to beat the boss of Yunliu. From a distance, it looked like Sen Wu was whipping a spinning top.

Seeing this joyful scene, Zhang Sirui and the others tried their best not to laugh, otherwise, it would be hard to guarantee that Queen Mori's whip would not hit them directly.

After that, everyone worked together to resist the boss Yunliu's several big moves.

Including the first trick: Yunliu Boss Beautiful Leg Attack Technique, Yunliu Boss kicked and kicked and kicked very quickly, but unfortunately her pig's trotters were almost cut into pieces by Brother Long.

The second trick: Yunliu Boss Chest Attack Technique, Yunliu Boss turns and turns, then its stalwart chest like a copper wall hits Zhang Sirui's and their weapons, fortunately they dodged quickly, Yunliu Boss couldn't hold back, and his chest hit the wall , to help demolish half of the house.

The third trick: Yunliu Boss Flame Red Lips Art, Yunliu Boss Kissing Attack, and a toxin attack. The Mori Queen couldn't bear it and broke out again. She whipped the whip lightning and whipped it, and finally pulled it far away.

The fourth trick: Yunliu boss riding technique, simply put, this is an attack using body weight, Yunliu boss jumps high into the sky, trying to overwhelm Zhang Sirui when falling, Hang Hang stays at the moment when Yunliu boss falls, and replaces it with an ordinary Then, the tip of the knife stood upright at the position where Boss Yunliu was about to fall... As a result, Boss Yunliu was injured by Baoju, but it was a pity that he was reluctant to use the Babaodao, otherwise the damage would be even greater.

The fifth trick: Yunliu Boss Wailing Technique is completely a kind of sonic attack. Zhang Sirui and the others' clothes were torn apart and hung on their bodies in tatters. They were very embarrassed, but fortunately they were fine.

Sixth trick: Yunliu boss chicken strike technique, Yunliu boss has a resentment of desire and dissatisfaction, JJ suddenly becomes bigger, and then like a black iron pillar, pointing to where to hit, as men, Zhang Sirui and the four have no time to admire each other The ability to retract freely is completely dodging all over the ground until the opponent's skill period is over.

There are also some skills, in order to respond to the spiritual civilization and health of the crab society, the author will not introduce them one by one.

Anyway, when Zhang Sirui finally overthrew Boss Yunliu to the ground, he couldn't believe that he was still alive to see this scene.

This glorious feat of beating Yunliu boss later became a complete thunder point for these four people. Even if the children who really admired them mentioned it, the four of them would only be depressed for a long time, and then said four words sullenly: "To hell with it."

"Woo... woo... handsome guy... who bullies Xiao Wo, they are all... bad guys..." No matter how much the dying four-hundred-jin woman cried, she couldn't describe it as 'pear blossoms bring rain'.

Sen Wu pointed to the dead halfling body on the bloody carpet, curled his lips: "Boss Yunliu, you are a good person, so how do you treat other beings?"

Boss Yunliu distorted his face, and said painfully: "Xiao Wo...love them...love them so much...that's why I like to make them mine...that's why I like to let others share them...Xiao Wo loves them... "

Zhang Sirui was horrified: "Its way of thinking is really strange."

"Loving each other is not to satisfy one's possessive desires. If there is no mutual respect, this kind of love is a torture tool that makes the other party suffer." Long Ge shook his head.

Hang Hang stayed gasping for breath with exhaustion: "It's a pervert, if you have anything to say, send it to the west."

Boss Yunliu's limbs twitched and wanted to make a final defense: "Xiao Wo...isn't a bad person...Xiao Wo also had...a tragic past..."

Hang Hang looked at it, smiled disdainfully and turned around to find a cloth to wipe his tainted Babao knife.

Brother Long shrugged his shoulders, and turned around briskly to search for the survivors among the surviving aborigines, and soon he yelled: "Oh my god, it's great that you are still alive, young master of the Feng Airi family... ..."

Sen Wu completely ignored the monsters behind him, and went around looking for the treasure of the fast thieves.

Zhang Sirui placed the sword on Boss Yunliu's chin, with the blade pointing down: "What a tragic past, go and tell the aborigines who died innocently, they will welcome you underground."

Boss Yunliu opened his red eyes wide, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm dead, don't think about it!"

Then he spewed out a mouthful of pus and blood, pouring Zhang Sirui all over his head, and then Boss Yunliu's fat body swelled rapidly, and soon turned into a strange-shaped meat ball.The terribly small head on the top of the meatball laughed wildly, and then there was a 'pong—'.

"Uncle!"

"Little three!"

Sen Wu, Hang Hang Liu and Brother Long shouted in unison.

At this time, it was too late to turn around to save people, Sen Wu could only watch helplessly as Zhang Sirui's body was completely submerged in the blood-red mist.

Sen Wu pinched his fingers deeply into his palm, feeling an unbearable pain in his heart, as if he had lost an important treasure.

pain!It was as if a bolt of lightning had forcibly split into Sen Wu's memory, and now his mind was full of the big man's hearty smile, and the reliable back that the opponent protected him during the battle.

He was full of painful remorse, how could he be so relieved that the uncle faced the besieged boss Yunliu alone, and went looking for treasures that didn't make much sense.

(Is the ultimate purpose of my coming here to make money?) For the first time, he had doubts about his goal of entering the game.

Just when he was too late to regret, a low coughing sound suddenly came from the red mist.

Is he still alive? !

The three of them hurried towards Hong Wu.

"Don't come here! It's dangerous!" The uncle's hoarse voice trembled, trying to stop them from approaching.

"Uncle, whether it's dangerous or not, it's serious to save your life first!" Hang Hang Liu was the first to rush in.

Sen Wu once again regretted why the career he chose was not as fast as him. He was so upset that he decided to go home and find this second aunt too much to settle accounts, and the family has no family rules.

The conversation between Hang Hang Liu and the uncle has already started to appear in the red mist, but...why is the content so strange?

"Don't come here! Get out quickly." The uncle was shy, which seemed to be very different from his usual style.

"Ah? Ah—how could this happen!" Hang Hang Liu began to scream.

"I told you not to come in, alas." The uncle sighed.

"Hey, I didn't know what kind of danger you were talking about." Hang Hang stayed and wailed.

Sen Wu and Long Ge looked at each other very inexplicably, Hang Hang Liu suddenly jumped out of it, and it was obvious that a lot of clothes were missing, there was a hole in the east, and a hole in the west, the clothes were torn just now and it was only to the extent of embarrassment, now it is simply not enough. Cover up like a beggar.

The red mist gradually dissipated, and the uncle coughed, revealing his figure.

Unexpectedly—the uncle is naked!

He didn't even leave his underpants, which is really a wretched thing that the disgusting Yunliu boss would do.

Self-explosion is fine, even the novice Xiaobai's underwear is blown off, which is considered a kind of tough revenge.

From his face to his body, the uncle was as red as a shrimp. He squatted on the ground and tried to block the vital parts of his body with two small broken swords—he was not afraid of accidentally cutting off any vital organs.

Brother Long laughed.

Hang Hang continued to scream.

Mori was stunned, and then slowly and gracefully reached out his hand above his lips and under his nose, wiping away some flowing red liquid unnoticed.

The uncle's figure is really good, Sen Wu looked enviously at Zhang Sirui's strong and well-proportioned figure, then he was very annoyed, he really got angry, his nosebleeds came out in a hurry, um, he went back to find the uncle to settle the score.

At this moment, a small figure quickly broke in from the door, rushed towards Zhang Sirui, and then hugged his chest tightly like a sticky mouse board, using his body to cover up Zhang Sirui's shame.

The little guy looked back at Sen Wu, and Sen Wu shivered, why did he always feel that the third aunt and little bird were looking at him with hostility?

"Hey, little bird, come down quickly, I'm so sorry, come down quickly." Zhang Sirui was also troubled that he couldn't break free.

The little bird stuck its head into his arms and said silently: "Uncle...you are a worthless idiot! You can't even protect your own chastity!"

Then he swore in his heart that when he went back, he would cut down the technical assistance to Ryan Morgan, what the hell was all this designed!