I'm an uncle

The main body of Qieqi is an eye shadow brush, which is a kind of classic makeup utensils. It belongs to the same elf series named "Dream Charm Makeup" as the makeup mirror box of the small mirror and the bright red lipstick. Therefore, although these three are classified as humanoid Different, but they can also be regarded as the same.

Divided by the human form of the stand-in elves, Yin Hong is a winged demon, commonly known as a "big devil", and Xiao Jing is a winged monster, commonly known as an "archangel". These two can be commonly called "bird people". type.

As for Qieqie, Little Mirror heard that he was based on older gods as the prototype. The long river of time has slowly passed for thousands of years, but it has not taken away the demeanor of these ancient gods.However, stand-in elves of [ancient gods] (commonly known as patron saints) like Qieqie tend to have more powerful talents and unique skills.

Of course, in order to keep the game balanced, timidity has a serious lack of personality-cowardly and cowardly.

Obviously possessing super strength enough to kill [-] or [-] elite monsters without changing their expressions, but once they see some ghost-type and zombie-type mobs of ten or so levels, it is often the classmate Qieqie who is defeated and flees.

Because of this seemingly absurd reason, Qieqie's grades in the school year can fluctuate from good to bad. The good can be very good, and the bad can be very bad. Whether it is good or bad depends on the combat materials provided by the examination room.

Even the human mentors who have always been confident in Qieqi's fighting ability are also very troubled by his talent. Who can guarantee that this powerful elf will be able to fight bosses when assisting human players? You won't be scared to death by some scary miscellaneous fish monsters casually thrown out by the boss.

Even so, the strength of Qieyong is still not to be underestimated in the stand-in elf training class. Although his test results are always speechless and his strength rankings are always up and down like a ghost, but if The most powerful person in the stand-in elf training class was selected, and I'm afraid it will still belong to this timid classmate.

Because he was the first substitute elf to advance to the second level of advanced level, and he was only one level away from the full level—that is, the first level of advanced level.

Even Yin Hong, the most capable elf, is only at the third level of the advanced level. You must know that among the more than 300 stand-in elves, although most of the elves have advanced to the advanced level, most of them are still at the fifth level of the advanced level. Position, there must be no more than [-] substitute elves who have advanced to the fourth level or above.

This is the most unbelievable thing, that such powerful classmates Qiyong and Yin Hong can be connected with the weakest elf Jingjun.

Moreover, the strongest elf, Qieqie, was actually the one bullied by Mr. Jing. He was fooled by the little mirror's mouth that lied to death all day long. Sometimes he had to face east, and sometimes he had to face west. He was as hardworking as a little bee. Help the little mirror to find delicious food, drink and fun.

As for student Yin Hong, he usually quarrels with Xiao Jingjing very much, but it is not uncommon for him to give Xiao Jingjing something to eat, and if anyone dares to trouble Xiao Jingjing, Yin Hong's whip will definitely let him learn first .

This scene made some female elves feel so envious. This treatment is better than treating their wives. No wonder Yin Hong, although famous, doesn’t have girlfriends for long every time. Chasing him is better than chasing a small mirror. Lest the elf be more angry than the elf to death the elf.

Although the small mirror barely reached the sixth level of advanced level, for some reason, it still has the shape of a three-headed baby. Well, it is more and more cute under the background of handsome and cool men around. It is really hard for female elves to resist Can resist the temptation of this cute little Zhengtai.

This is why Yin Hong is quite depressed recently—the speed of changing girlfriends for Mao is not as fast as that of Xiao Jing, and if he breaks up with his girlfriend, he will definitely become a resentful couple who ignore each other when they meet, but Xiao Jing Can happily continue to enjoy the free 'feeding' of his ex, ex-ex, ex-ex ex-girlfriend.

Also, even if I'm good at fighting, I don't need anyone to worry about it, but Qieqi clearly has a higher level than me, so why does that unconscionable little mirror treat one another so favorably, and treat Qieqi very well, the two The little thing is sticky all day long.

But to myself... well, it seems to be good, especially when you come to beg for fruit with a smile all day long.

But Yin Hong really wanted the sticky feeling between him and Qieqie.

Yin Hong chicken belly looked at the small mirror with a white cloth strip tied on his head, this guy was holding two small round fans in both hands at the moment, flying around like flies, and kept shouting for help. A cheering slogan is called a cheery one.

How come when he was testing, this one was able to pull Qieqie to chew fruit on the sidelines, and happily vomited the fruit peel all over the floor, and when he was punished by the teacher to clean up the martial arts field, he thought of the pitiful coming Ask yourself to help sweep the floor.

... so unfair.

Yin Hong was complaining, but the little mirror ran over to find bad luck.

"Honghong, do you think Qieqi will lose?" Little Mirror looked worried.

Looking at Qieqi who was being chased and killed by dozens of zombies from the instructor to tears, Yin Hong calmly asked the little mirror: "Are you worried about Qieqi?"

Little Mirror nodded nonchalantly; "Yes, Qieqi is my best friend, besides, if she fails the test this time, she will be arrested by the teacher and go to special training, then I will have no playmates. "

The little mirror forgot to write the word "one" after "best friend", which made Yin Hong very angry, so, to paraphrase a common saying, "Yin Hong is angry, and the consequences are very serious." '

I saw classmate Yin Hong smiling so gorgeously and handsomely, Xiao Jing classmate who was seduced so gluttonous and lustful that her saliva was almost drooling.

It's a pity that classmate Honghong is too vicious, so she said in a cold voice: "Then you go and help him."

Then he kicked the little mirror and flew out, and the little mirror student screamed like this, like a flying fairy from the sky, with his head upside down, falling between the fleeing cowardly and the chasing zombies.

According to the walking speed of the zombies at the moment, within about 5 seconds, the fat and tender baby meat on a certain three-headed elf will fall into the mouths of those monsters.

It's a pity that the sky does not follow the wish, the zombies are about to open their mouths and pounce on the delicious little 'snacks' flying, but they find that the 'snacks' that landed are gone.

"Is the mirror all right?"

The little mirror was lying in someone's arms in a daze, and a timid voice came from his ears, and it was the voice of an adult man with a slightly deep voice, except for the tone of voice, it still carried the unique gentleness of timidity.

Looking up his neck, sure enough, the purple-haired Baotou Xiaozheng is too gone, and the adult version of Qieqi is really a handsome guy who is only seductive.

The braid of purple hair hangs obliquely on the right shoulder, and the hair is fixed behind the head with gold ornaments. The eyebrows are long and thin, and the thick eyelashes bring a strong sense of eye shadow to the purple pupils. The broad shoulders strongly hug Small mirror, that's an adult-sized coward.

"...Little Mirror, it's good to know you're fine, but can you please stop touching my chest." He watched timidly and blackly as a certain dishonest hand touched around his chest muscles, extremely speechless.

"Ah, haha, Qieqie, I'm used to it, it's just a habit, who told you that once you transform into an adult, the sensuality of your chest will become very good. I'm so envious." The small mirror became thick-skinned and laughed, while continuing to touch Touching it around, it made a stand-in elf with good vision in the distance feel depressed, and it was about to suffocate maggots, referred to as suffocating maggots.

Zombies see that everyone is ignoring us, why should we be so weird, so the conscientious zombies roared and rushed over.

This voice almost yelled out the lust of the little mirror, it was terrible.

"Qieqie, run away--" the little mirror screamed, flapping its wings and grabbing Qieqie's braid, and was about to run away.

"Don't worry, little mirror, I will protect you." Qieqi changed from her indecision and cowardice in the past, instead she tossed her braids, and gently tossed the little mirror to a safer place behind her.

Under the astonished gazes of everyone, he stood still timidly, swiped the eye shadow in his hand, and the little mount instantly turned into a bent golden scepter.

Following the timid recitation of a spell, the scepter waved towards the pile of zombies, and the golden beetles flew out and rushed towards the zombies.

Amid a burst of tooth-piercing creaking and chewing sounds, the zombies wailed and turned into a pile of white bones in an instant.

The normal version of Qiqi is indeed invincible... Or is Qiqi who is not afraid the abnormal version?

In short, Qieqie's test was considered normal, and thus her experience value has increased to a higher level, and she is steadily moving towards the full level. Apart from the fruits, everyone is consummated. Congratulations, gratification, congratulations.

Of course, the spirit of the little mirror has suffered a lot, especially after the human mentors discovered that it can be used as a catalyst to stimulate Qieqi's strength, well, whether it is to accompany the son to study, or accompany Qieqi to fight monsters It's not such a good job.

As for Yin Hong, she was even more indignant, almost pointing her tears to the small mirror and timid nose to complain, it was so sticky!It's sticky even when fighting monsters, isn't it plausible!

It's a pity that the face-saving Yin Hong will never be able to say such words like a resentful woman.

So why the little mirror has never been clingy to you, it's really because you are too stubborn, Yin Hong.

In a blink of an eye, the exam season has passed.

With the help of Qi Qi and Yin Hong, Xiao Jing finally procrastinated and passed the advanced exam after making up exams, and was promoted from advanced level [-] to advanced level [-].

The whole examination process of the little mirror is thrilling, there is a trap class, Yin Hong even deliberately walks in front of the little mirror, and triggers all the traps along the way in advance, which makes her whole body miserable. The wild fruit poisoning failed, which caused the subsequent make-up exam.

Therefore, Xiao Jing's twenty or so homeworks were all wiped out, and he had to make up the exams. This is really a rare talent.

It can be seen that Xiao Jing was able to pass all the make-up exams later on, and it took Yin Hong to die so many brain cells to complete this almost impossible task.

Even Qieqi admired Yin Hong's fearless spirit, it was so great.

He is too talented, how did he know that if Xiao Jing could answer all the quizzes in the moral education class, Xiao Jing would be able to pass?

"Because during the simulation test, I was already pissed off by the answer of the little mirror. I really don't want it to be the first substitute elf to be humanely destroyed by human mentors." Yin Hong said.

I have to say that this is really a fearless cheating spirit, and good boys should not imitate it.

In this way, the little mirror has successfully advanced, but the figure is still three-headed, and there is only one little bee, flying around all day long to collect honey.

This made Qiyong and Yin Hong very puzzled. They thought that the little mirror was just a little dull, so they couldn't transform after reaching the sixth level.Looking at it now... Could it be that the little mirror has grown stiff?It doesn't matter if you don't have a long brain, but you don't even bother to grow up?

This mystery lasted until they each became qualified stand-in elves and obtained the qualifications to be sent to different disciples at the beginning, Yin Hong finally understood the mystery.

It was at noon before leaving, at the same old time and place, the little mirror and the impostor Lien were reluctantly saying goodbye.

Just like the historical coincidence of the first meeting, Yin Hong couldn't help feeling that she brought two big and red apples as a parting gift.

Saying farewell is never enough, Little Mirror was so happy that he successfully passed the advanced third-class advancement with the help of Yin Hong and Qieqi, and as the top [-] stand-in elves in strength, he will officially enter the gate of Oli , The news of the special mission was told to his beloved Lord Lien.

At the same time, he is also a little sad, he has really improved a lot, thanks to the help of Qiqi and Yin Hong every time, and thanks to God Lien who can't stop cheering for him, otherwise he really doesn't know that he can also have This kind of potential can become the enviable goal in the eyes of everyone, the existence of glory.

Yin Hong quietly listened to the small mirror's rambling words, her heart was filled with tenderness, this little guy was finally no longer the unlucky bastard who was bullied all day long, not because he was boasting, but now he is such a lively and lovely person who makes everyone happy The little guy, he brought it out... Well, he really didn't deliberately educate the little mirror to be so lively, it's a talent, it's not his fault.

In the empty temple, the two elves were talking in a harmonious atmosphere, and the echo of the words echoed softly in the hall.

When it came to the door outside the hall, another small figure curled up, with purple hair quietly pressed against its ear.

It was Qieqie, who followed curiously at first, then discovered the secret of the small mirror, and then also had insight into Honghong's secret.

An enviable secret.

Qieqie looked up at the blue sky outside the dark temple, stood up, dragged his shadow, and left quietly, knowing in his heart that behind him was a world that did not belong to him.

Not long after he left, Xiao Jing and Yin Hong also fell silent.

A lot of what should be said and what should not be said have been said. At this moment, the two of them couldn't find a better topic.

The atmosphere was so quiet that people felt impatient, Yin Hong always felt that there was something she wanted to say, but she couldn't get it out of her mouth.

Thus, Yin Hong, who was upset, casually found a topic: "Little mirror, why are you still a three-headed body until now, and I haven't seen you become an adult before."

"Well, it can be changed, but I just don't want to change."

The little mirror's answer almost caused Yin Hong to fall headfirst from the statue.

"...Why don't you want to transform?" Yin Hong decided to thoroughly understand this question before parting, what was going on in this elf's mind.

"Why do you want to change, the small body doesn't take up much space, and it's easy to eat fruit, and the beauty will not be photographed as a wretched man, and they will not even be noticed when they eat Qiqi and Honghong tofu , it’s really convenient.” Little Mirror, you have criminal thoughts!

Yin Hong almost suffocated herself with a mouthful of saliva. It's not that she didn't realize that it was strange that the little mirror dragged three heads all day long and rushed over to hug her. It's just that she really didn't want to imagine this little guy to be so wretched, but this one is really wretched. ! ! !

Thinking of how much he was taken advantage of by this one in the past, and how much gas was stuck, Yin Hong was really angry.

Suddenly, I felt revengeful: Okay, you have taken advantage of me enough, this time it's my turn.

So, Yin Hong coughed in a fake way: "Little mirror, then show me your appearance, and let me appreciate your adult appearance."

The little mirror said yes readily, and then, after a soft 'poof—', under the temple, a beautiful boy appeared...

It's still the golden blonde hair, the ascetic snow-white robe, the white feather wings flapping leisurely (it can be seen that the little mirror is indeed a bird with ADHD), the watery pink face, red There is a smile on his lips.

Just seeing her, Yin Hong's heart suddenly paused, and then her heart beat more and more uncontrollably, as if she was consciously processing and adding points.

Yin Hong suddenly felt at a loss, as if the behavior she was going to do soon was a bit of a thing, and it seemed that if she didn't continue to do it, she would be so. Whether to do that or not to do it, this is a question...

Yin Hong was hesitating with her chin on her cheeks, but the little mirror tilted her neck in desperation, and flirted around in front of the statue in a showy manner: "Master, am I pretty? Look, but, isn't that afraid that they will feel inferior after seeing it, haha."

Yin Hong gritted her teeth, and thought bitterly: You brat, you asked for this!Don't blame me!

So, he said in a serious voice: "Little mirror, we are going to part soon, and I won't see you for a long time after that. As a parting gift, I want to kiss you, okay?"

Little Mirror was taken aback when he heard the words, and suddenly became shy, rubbing his left toe on the ground, circling and circling: "Master Lien, what, ok, I have no objection, umm, no objection."

"Then, then don't open your eyes, cough, because the great god cannot be seen by you, otherwise... bad things will happen." Yin Hong was also a little embarrassed by the infection, knocking Baba said.

The little mirror actually tilted his neck very cooperatively, and closed his eyes: "Okay, my god, I won't peek, come on."

Looking at the rare and well-behaved face in the small mirror below, Yin Hong suddenly felt a little regretful, alas, this guy, why does he cooperate like this when others say they want to kiss, how immoral!But what are you doing so badly? Do you eat your own jealousy?

I wanted to think about it, but my body couldn't help flapping its magic wings and flew down, and kept saying: "Don't peek, something bad will happen if you look at it."

The little mirror stood obediently, motionless, with his head tilted slightly, and the blond hair was blown a little by the breeze, fluttering on his forehead.

Yin Hong's heart was pounding, and she continued to prepare to eat 'tofu'.

However, a certain ambiguous atmosphere was unknowingly brewed by him and the small mirror, which was now turning into a suspicious pink heart-shaped bubble background, setting off the faces that were getting closer and closer between the two of them.

Seeing that the distance between lips is getting closer and closer, the distance between heart and heart is gradually shortening, and you can even clearly distinguish the breathing of the other party...

Little Mirror suddenly opened his eyes, and he didn't know whether he did it on purpose or not, but in short, he opened his eyes suddenly.

The familiar figure of Hong Hong in front of him startled him, and also shocked Yin Hong who was caught off guard.

Just as they were looking at each other with surprised eyes, Yin Hong's casual threat came true.

Bad things just happened in the next moment without warning.

Neither Yin Hong nor the little mirror moved.

Whether it was them, the breeze, the leaves at the door, or the undulating light of the sun, everything was frozen.

Yes, it's like watching a TV series, and suddenly someone presses the freeze button, and both the sound and the image are forced to stop at this second.

Suddenly, the quiet temple shone brightly, and a vortex of fluctuating light patterns appeared in front of the statue of the Great God Lien. A hand protruded from it, and then the whole body. Just like that, a man appeared here.

The man with the ever-bright, innocent and harmless smile is none other than King Jing's pale idol, Lien the Great.

Looking at the two elves in the freeze frame, the man smiled and stroked the face of the small mirror, looking at the elf stand-in who was [-]% similar to his boyhood with great interest.

At this time, a woman appeared out of thin air with a panicked expression.

Lean Morgan asked her with a smile: "I remember that according to the avoidance principle in the game, romance between substitute elves is not allowed."

The woman shyly pointed her index fingers at both hands, and said embarrassingly: "What, Mr. Executive Officer, these two relationships are usually very good, but they have always been awkward and I haven't seen any of them confessed, I think , since it is an unrequited love, the privacy of the artificial intelligence should also be respected, so I didn't interfere too much. Who knew they would suddenly come out like this today."

Lien rubbed his chin, and continued to look at Yin Hong's face with more interest: "Then you just continue to watch the show? If it wasn't for their eye contact, you were going to fool it?"

The woman blushed and finally bowed her head to admit her mistake.

Lean thought for a while: "Forget it, let's perform E-level treatment, erase the relevant memories of the past few days, and see that the favorability between the two has dropped by two levels, forget it."

The corner of the woman's mouth twitched: "Two levels? Then these two little guys...the relationship in the future will only be a little better than ordinary friends."

Li En narrowed his eyes and smiled: "I really like it, and I will still like it if I stop it. Who knows, hehe."

The woman's eyes lit up, she nodded, and then began to think about how to find a way to get these three eye-catching little things to get in touch more and more frequently in the future.

To be honest, being a GM in this game is still very boring. Usually, I can only watch the adultery of the little guys to relieve boredom. Naturally, I have feelings for them, so I just turn a blind eye and let them develop. feelings.

It was also a coincidence this time, when the big boss came to check the post, she was too obsessed and didn't notice it, so that the two little things were unlucky, woo woo woo, she was looking forward to the progress of these two little hands It's been a long time, and it's finally not easy... It's a pity...

The figure of Ryan Morgan gradually disappeared into the air, and his last words floated faintly: "Remember to tell the art department, next time you dare to use the appearance of me and the director of the marketing department as a character design pattern, you will pay me the copyright fee oh."

The woman's body stiffened again, can this, this, this be seen?The guys in the art department are so useless, don’t come to her and cry if you are unlucky, who told them to take the appearance of that playboy in the marketing department as a template for Yin Hong’s character design, although they have changed it seven times, but the big boss can see it , who is unlucky if they are not unlucky?

Oh, maybe the guy who is the marketing director will be unlucky too, well, she is not the leader, let him go, haha.

The woman stroked the hair of the two elves, and said regretfully: "Well, it may be harder for you two now, but this is the way of love, my sister will work hard to create conditions for you, and you have to do it too." Work hard, come on."

The figures of the elves gradually turned into spots of light, scattered in the empty temple.

So, all of this turned into a memory that never happened, and only time can remember—in a temple, there were two little things that were once attracted to each other.

As for later...

Come on, everyone will be happy.