I'm an uncle

Who is Pepe?

In the world of stand-in elves, people who ask this question will be treated like old hats.

If we say that the strongest and most timid substitute spirit is Qi Qi, the most handsome and toughest substitute spirit is Yin Hong, and the stupidest and cutest substitute spirit is mirror, then the weirdest and most deceitful substitute spirit has to be called like this Character - Pepe.

What's so weird about it, you can tell from its name, in fact, many people pronounce the sound of its name like this - bah bah!

Thinking about why Mr. Jing secretly drank Amaterasu's perfume back then, because Pepe said, little mirror, do you know?It’s so rare that you are so cute. You have to eat and drink. Unfortunately, your good days will eventually come to an end. When our batch of stand-in elves reach a higher level, it will be difficult for you to become smaller in the future. Why don’t you learn Let me tell you the beauty secrets of women in the real world. I am a brother and I will tell you secretly. I heard that they drink perfume to stay young, so, "Be realistic, let's be bored."

Think about why Qieqie fainted when he saw a scary monster back then, because Pepe said, Qieqie, do you know?In fact, once our stand-in elves fail the assessment, they will be used as waste, and the corpse will be dragged to become a zombie. Oh, I'm the brother who secretly told you.Look, don't you think that the brainy person over there has a familiar face, doesn't he look like someone from the class next door who failed the assessment a few days ago and was dismissed for a new course?You see how fresh that brain is, so, "Think about it, we will be like them sooner or later."

Thinking about why Yin Hong thought flying with the female elves was cool, because Pepe said, Hong Hong, you know?Men must have strength, and more importantly, speed. Do you know why there are some items in our graduation assessment?I’m a brother, so I’ll tell you secretly, we’ll be asked to fly with people, who will we carry?No need to ask, of course you are a player, so, "Practice carrying people, start with carrying girls first, I am optimistic about you."

I wondered why Amaterasu was so nerdy back then, because Pepe said, Zhaozhao, do you know?The teacher said to me, in fact, you should be a boy. Unfortunately, when I made your body, I mistakenly set it as a girl's body. I told you secretly because I was a brother, so I said: "If you like boys My child, it’s bl, if you like girls, it’s Lily.” What is bl?What is a lily?Well, you go to elective computer elite courses, this kind of term is definitely not known to ordinary people.

Thinking about why Fang Liu became an otaku back then, because Peipei said, Xiao Liuzi, do you know?In fact, you are the last Chinese descendant with pure Chinese pastoral blood in the whole universe. It’s just that you accidentally transmigrated into a substitute elf when your soul was transmigrated. Because Rong’s body is too small, most of your previous life memories have been lost. , but don’t worry, it’s my brother who secretly told you, in fact, I also came here through time travel just like you, and there are many time travelers who have secretly posted their experiences on the Internet. I have a glorious and difficult task for you. Your website, yes, is the entertainment terminal novel website, let’s find your mission from time travel.So it is said: "The iron armor is still there, brave boy, go and create a miracle."

In short, Pepe, the stand-in elf, has changed the growth direction of a stand-in elf completely by relying on his three-inch tongue that is very good at fooling people.Moreover, what is even more special is that this stand-in elf is also a real-life mentor.

From the cries, panic, or resentment introduced by all the stand-in elves, all the reincarnated members of the royal family present all "touched" Mr. Norman's whole body very gently with sympathetic eyes, causing the white-skinned man to run wild Instantly turned into a chicken-skinned man.

Under the devastation of such a monstrous stand-in elf, it is really strange that this teacher Pepe's current owner is still alive and able to breathe.

Especially Zhang Sirui, who almost felt sorry for him.

No, Zhang Sirui suddenly realized that if the unlucky person can find a reference point who is even more unlucky than him, it would be such a happy thing.

Does Mr. Zhang Sirui feel very happy now?

It's a pity that some people interrupt other people's happiness without realizing it.

I can't stand the malicious smile: "I don't know, if the master unfortunately dies, can the monster demon king who is a stand-in elf be automatically confirmed dead by the system?"

Norman curled his lips: "It's useless, because I am Aisiaimu 830974-002, and Pepe is Aisiaimu 830974-001. You find that one of us is Abelard and the other is Norman, and both of us have royal identities ."

Before everyone could wake up from the shock, Norman said casually, "If I hadn't happened to be 002, how could I have matched up with Pepe so sadly? Identity."

All the stand-in elves had their jaws dropped.

After a while, Yin Hong came back to her senses: "So that's the case, because they are the first batch to enter the game, it is estimated that Teacher Peipei's Wang family reincarnation identity is the substitute elf teacher."

The little mirror was surprised: "Isn't our stand-in elves man-made? Is this considered Oli's aboriginal identity?"

Qieqie whispered: "Little mirror, you didn't listen to the class, the prototype of the stand-in elf is a rare species of guardian elf on the planet Oli. It just happened to be selected by the game company for other purposes, so I just changed the name of the species. It’s still a hidden race.”

Zhang Sirui was even more surprised. He didn't expect that such a cute and capable (of course compared to the one in his family's) double elf would be a real creature that existed in the history of Planet Aoli.

The uncle once again experienced the astonishing and rare feeling of seeing an oriental panda for the first time as a Westerner on Earth.

However, think about if in reality, such a stand-in spirit was brought to his house...

"Mr. Stinky Mirror! Let go! Uncle specially cooked it for me to eat!" Zhang Fo'er pinched Elf's ear angrily.

"Fuck (don't)! Each pot (this) is seven times away (it's for me to eat)." The little mirror bravely fought against the wicked woman.

After completing the brain supplement, Zhang Sirui quickly took an imaginary eraser and deleted the dangerous scenes in his mind. It was too scary, too much trouble with bad pets would cause the owner to lose his life.

"In this way, Norman is useless. Uncle, do you think the attacking and receiving duo will take this opportunity to 'click' him?"

Zhang Sirui looked at it speechlessly, and the little mirror who could say such words without changing his face, once again confirmed his belief - as long as he can raise at home, as long as it is panting, it can only be a human being.However, the elves of Little Mirror's clan, are they panting, Noel?

Norman blinked his eyes, and said to Unbearable them calmly: "Even if you are planning to kill the Demon King, you can't do it without me leading the way, because only I, the task issuer, can open the door of Pepe's room. Didn't Standing tell you?"

Waiting for the cow-herding child, Wang Erxiao, no, it's Norman, who was sent by the imperial army, no, it's the duo of attacking and receiving, the team of Ashura and the idler GM, and finally came to the legendary legend Outside the big devil's room, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

With the Norman door key in hand, the attacking and receiving duo is not afraid that the Ashuro team will strike first and kill them both. Therefore, the whole process from the outside to the inside is equivalent to two teams joining forces at the same time. It stands to reason that it should be easier to deal with.

It's a pity that things backfired. They doubled in number. Unexpectedly, the wise master of the system also doubled up with a group of monsters, which didn't hurt his NPC team at all.

Therefore, the process of rushing in can only be ignored and cannot be recalled, and recalling it can only make people feel jealous.

The cupid Hangtian Liu had to take off his clothes ten times, but he didn't say anything after ten times, because he didn't like his subordinates to help pick up the clothes. Let's turn into the colorful clouds on the other side—abbreviation: clothes are floating clouds.

Norman tremblingly touched the keyhole in the room with trembling hands. Amidst the loud rumbling noise, the final boss battlefield slowly unfolded...a crack opened.

Norman pointed to the slit: "Here, if you want to go in, hurry up."

Unbearable suddenly smiled: "Such a small slit, why not make it bigger."

Norman nervously looked around and said to him: "Well, it's colder, we can't let the heating inside run out, right?"

Unbearable turned his face coldly: "Hmph, I can't even see what it looks like inside, why don't you go in and say hello to us first."

Then he kicked Norman in.

I only heard Norman screaming a little, and then stopped abruptly. However, the slightly heavy breathing could make people feel that he was afraid of something.

The Ashuro team didn't know why, so it was unbearable to patiently explain to them: "Have you never investigated before doing the mission? All the players who have done this mission have said that every time this npc sends them, It will only be delivered to the door, and will never go in. Now that I know that he is just a reincarnation of the Wang family, of course there is no need to be polite to him."

Queen Mori naturally showed his usual businessman face and smiled: "I am also curious, what will happen if he goes in. However, do you really plan to continue this task? You know, the current ratio of people is It's two people on your side and three people on our side, if the two sides join forces again, it will immediately become two against five."

Unbearable replied in a disdainful tone: "If you really understand this mission, you should know that after being cursed, the Demon King of Lamentation is completely irrational, tyrannical and cruel can even be described as perverted, otherwise there would not be so many players , after going out, he kept secret about the process of fighting the boss. Do you think why even Norman is unwilling to enter this room."

"Really, let us wait and see." Queen Mori was noncommittal.

At this moment, a terrified cry suddenly came from the room.

"No, let me go... let go... let go quickly...it's my fault... please spare me." Accompanied by the roar of the terrifying beast, Norman wept loudly, desperately begging for mercy .