I'm an uncle

"I'm afraid that Yan Ge's purpose of defrauding our clan's phantom imaging technology is not as simple as you said." His Highness Cui stared at the other party coldly. Look into the pure and innocent smile of the person.

"Hey~ In fact, the purpose of our Yange people is very simple, and even speaking, it is beneficial to you and that Aoli king. Don't be too nervous, Didi." Yan Nuozhi, who was wearing gold-rimmed glasses The lens flickered, and it became increasingly difficult to see the meaning contained in his eyes.

"...What do you mean?" His Royal Highness Cui stared at the other party.

"Look, thanks to one of our formidable...well, some outrageous ancestors, after nearly a hundred years of hard work, our Yange people's technical strength in 'soul acquisition' may not be ahead of your Yange people. Next." Yan Nuozhi was full of confidence and was about to boast.

"That's right, kidnapping people's bodies, abducting people's hearts, eating them dry and wiping them out without leaving any residue, that ancestor of yours really did something outrageous." His Royal Highness Cui said with some sarcasm in his rare words.

"Didn't King Oli say that? This ancestor is your father." Yan Nuozhi reminded Cui solemnly.

"Didn't King Yan Ge say that? The one who was kidnapped and abducted is my father." His Royal Highness Cui replied him indifferently.

"Didn't King Oli tell you that they are in love with each other?" Yan Nuozhi continued to be serious.

"Didn't King Yange tell you that it was another bastard who forced his lover to become pregnant just to get the secrets of the Aoli tribe?" His Highness Cui was even more indifferent, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "It turns out that... cheating the phantom imaging technology is As a pretense, the purpose of your Yan Ge's plan this time is to trap the space-time nodes of the Land of Souls?"

"...Well, you guessed it right, kid." Yan Nuozhi shrugged: "It's just..."

——Facing Yan Nuozhi, there was a dark screen.

A few minutes later, due to a certain elder brother (self-proclaimed) relentlessly harassing his family, finally, His Highness Cui appeared on the large communicator screen in front of him again.

"Damn boy, dare to hang up on my communication!" Yan Nuozhi gritted his teeth a bit: "Can you listen to me first?"

"I don't think it's necessary to discuss my father's love history with the so-called relatives who claim to be irrelevant, so let's make a long story short." His Royal Highness Cui was quite impatient with this dear man on the screen.

Yan Nuozhi blinked, and suddenly returned to his trademark innocent smile: "Well, to put it simply - there is no need to sacrifice, only fighting."

Cui blinked, Yan Nuozhi followed suit.

His Royal Highness Cui slowly stretched out his hand to the disconnect button of the communicator.

Yan Nuo panicked: "Oh, don't cut it, let me explain in detail, let's talk about the head office in detail."

His Royal Highness Cui said in a solemn voice: "Yan Geren, I don't have much patience."

Yan Nuozhi smiled wryly for the first time: "It can be seen that you and your father are very similar in character. My advice is that sometimes patience is a necessary factor to avoid tragedies. Well, let me continue."

The following is the action plan of Yan Nuozhi, Yan Ge's fifth successor:

Project goal: One day, King Yan Ge said to Yan Nuozhi, go, help you Didi, get rid of his soulless child, so that I can please mine.

Project background: Ten years ago, Yan Nuozhi discovered that there was an interesting difference in the research direction of "soul capture" between Aoli and Yange. If the land of souls is regarded as a black box that must be executed, people from Aoli I have been trying to find a way to get things out of the black box through the principle of equivalent exchange, and Yange people have been studying how to get into the black box and grab things directly because of their high desire to plunder and attack in their racial blood.

Difficulties in planning: Only the priests and royals in the race know about the soul-changing ceremony of the Auli people. Therefore, the time and space nodes of the land of souls have always been unknown.Yange people have no nodes, so they cannot enter the Soul Land to test their technical achievements.

Solution: Yan Nuozhi disguised himself as an Earth race in a remote galaxy, and contacted His Royal Highness Cui who was about to carry out the breeder plan to improve the traditional ritual of awakening the lost souls, and provided a game platform to introduce the phantom imaging technology of the Auli people. The popular interstellar online game "Gate of Crossing" was launched on the Internet. In fact, it was to obtain the time and space nodes of the land of Aoli's soul.

Plan execution process: At present, the game system has connected to that secret realm somewhere according to the time and space nodes of Yange Human Soul Land. However, Yan Nuozhi's identity has also been exposed, so he can only bring the tested technical achievements together. He absconded, and before absconding, he simply herded the core game system of the 'Gate of Transgression' to graze sheep and gave it a sense of autonomy.

"Okay, little Cui Didi, Ge Ge has done so much, now it's your turn to work hard." Yan Nuozhi raised an index finger, and there was an unclear smile on the corner of his mouth: "Hey, don't worry too much. Thank you."

"...I originally planned a good plan, but now it's a mess because of the intervention of you Yange people, do you still want me to thank you?" His Highness Cui gritted his teeth coldly.

Yan Nuozhi was ignorant but very proud: "Hehe, it's not that bad, my nephew's vitality is so tenacious, don't worry."

His Royal Highness Cui finally understands the meaning of his father's words: the optimism of Yange people has created countless tragedies in the universe.

At the same time, Zhang Sirui is still very serious and responsible in carrying out his two-point and one-line child bride-in-law, ah no, the life of a volunteer nurse.

According to Zhang Foer, thanks to the recent upgrade of the "Gate of Crossing" server, during the days when there will be no games to play for two full weeks, the entire Earth Alliance society is obviously showing a boring and depressed atmosphere, and people have a lot of spare time. After a while, he was rather listless. Even on the communicator, there were negative news about a certain person suffering from a gaming addiction and being admitted to the hospital all day long.

Whenever he sees some experts and professors on the player analyzing the negative news from various levels such as physiology, psychology and ethics, Zhang Sirui can't help shaking his head, thinking to himself, why are so many people so idle? During the days when he was away from the game, he was almost on the heels of the head, and he couldn't help but use the drifting, swinging and other combat footwork in the past when he was walking.

On the third day after the service was stopped, Zhang Foer, who had no games to play, also came to live with Sen's house for a period of time at the invitation of Sen Xiaoai.The Zhang family and the Sen family merged temporarily, so Zhang Sirui was finally able to save time on the commute to do other work, whether it was luck or misfortune.

In fact, according to the wishes of the boss of the Sen family, Zhang Sirui only needs to serve him alone, and let the others die.

However, Zhang Sirui has been the youngest soldier in the base ever since he joined Brother Long. According to his seniority, Zhang Sirui in the rookie era started out as running errands.

And when he was finally not the youngest rookie after n years, his cooking skills improved by leaps and bounds.

"Xiao San'er, I want to eat circles, so I'll make a pot for my brother tomorrow to satisfy my hunger."

"Si Rui, let's get a fork today. You see, my brother has lost weight in the past two days. Eat some meat to gain weight."

If so, the good-tempered Zhang Sirui has gradually developed the habit of being a kangaroo mother who likes to take care of others. Sometimes Zhang Sirui will take care of you without being told by others.

This is a good person by nature.

Of course, this is not a 'regular' cohabitation life, and it obviously cannot satisfy someone who is just about to move.

Unfortunately, there is only one electric light bulb, but the circle around him is clearly neon lights-various brightnesses, clusters, irregular random flashes during the day, and brighter lights at night.

The first light bulb—the mother who has given birth to five children in her family, who is so old and still pretends to be cute to cheat the uncle's snacks , you are obviously the head of the mistress department, and your acting skills are so fake, why did you win the big prize?), the flashing neon sign is: Think about it, it’s better to be small.Brightness: four stars.

The second light bulb—becomes a feral bearded man who has nothing to do for three days, and when he gets excited, he pulls his wife and children, plus an honest nanny and nanny, his sister eats hot pot and drinks soju, and starts stripping and dancing when he gets drunk. Sen Wu's heartfelt voice: Undressing is not a problem, and dancing is not a problem, but you don't always hold the uncle as a pole! Fuck! Touching people pp! Are you really drunk or fake drunk?), the theme of the flashing neon lights is: Just do what you say.Brightness: five stars. )

The third lightbulb - outstanding ability, but I can't see the unbalanced mentality of the elder brother who has to bring back a large number of documents every day to torture his elder brother. Younger brother Sen Lu (Sen Wu's heartfelt voice: Xiao Lu, a man who is entangled, women will not love , no wonder you can’t find a girlfriend.), the flashing neon theme reads: You deserve a day off.Brightness: Three stars.

The fourth light bulb - the new babysitter is very familiar, but he has a bad memory and can't remember it all the time, so he keeps staring at Zhang Sirui in a daze and then in a daze. Look at the uncle with one eye, choose an eyeball. And skipping class is wrong.) The theme of the flashing neon lights is: diamonds are forever, and one will last forever (don’t take the other trick).Brightness: Three stars.

The fifth lightbulb — dragging his sick body and insisting on learning kung fu from Zhang Sirui, causing the wound to be like the emoticon pictures in the chat tool with bad internet speed, cracked again and again My brother will give you 100 yuan. You can go to the street and buy a dozen of martial arts secret books from Hexi Press. It doesn’t make sense to rely on your own theory, but it’s not in place, so just flirt with my partner. Demonstration is also a crime).The flashing neon theme reads: Children who learn martial arts don't go bad.Brightness: five stars.

The sixth light bulb——the younger sister with her best friend who is also an honest nanny. She studies at home under the pretext of preparing for the exam, but in fact, according to the observation diary of a certain two, she updates the male-female novel "The President's Contract Servant (Prisoner System Money back if you don’t have meat)” (Sen Wu’s heartfelt voice: The wine pool and meat forest in the novel, let me have a real version that I don’t even have a small hand, how embarrassing), the theme of the flashing neon lights is: freedom is everywhere.Brightness: four stars.

These six light bulbs are strung together, radiating infinite light, and leaving a word at the intersection: Some people are dissatisfied with desires.

What if you want to seduce a guy?

Then clean the glass for him.

I don't know if you have noticed, but wiping the glass is actually very helpful for the release of hormones.

For example, the waist that twists unconsciously when accompanied by the arm, such as the small navel or small pp that is accidentally exposed due to raising the hand to wipe the high place when there are few clothes. rhythm or some sticky milky white foam and other richer content for brain supplementation, then, well, the author's front wave can hit the beach.

On this day, Sen Wu felt that he had been seduced.

Facing the lower body of the uncle who kept twisting not far from the left, Sen Wu was very serious, upright and innocent, wearing loose home clothes, sitting cross-legged on the floor, using the corner of his eyes to keep looking sideways Then look sideways, trying to see the essence through the phenomenon, and see the whole through the part.

The eldest brother of the Sen family has a gentleman's expression, and his heart is as turbulent, and he doesn't feel at all how weird it is to peek intently at another man's lower body.

"I really don't understand you. There is a window cleaning machine at home, so why do you have to clean it yourself?" Sen Wu looked bored with his right hand resting his chin on his right leg knee, making close friends with Zhang Sirui.

"Ah, it's nothing. In the past, when we were soldiers, the instructor always asked our new boys to do all kinds of labor services. The euphemistic name is that they learned from movies that specifically teach how to learn ancient Huaguo martial arts. I’m used to doing it like this, but I feel that manual wiping will be cleaner than machine wiping, and it’s less likely to damage the glass.” As Zhang Sirui spoke, he was earnestly doing the homework at hand without being sloppy at all.

Sen Wu continued to talk while peeping: "Oh, what movie is it? Is it possible to cultivate a martial arts master from housework?"

"It's an old movie called "Shaolin Temple". It's from a long time ago. You might as well watch it when you have time. It's very interesting." Zhang Sirui chuckled: "I think my parents used this movie to trick me into cooking for them, ah In other words, my original intention of learning cooking is really not pure, I just thought that I would become a master of martial arts after washing rice."

"Brother Sirui's figure... is really good. It's really not easy to maintain such a good figure after retiring from the cooking class." Sen Wu felt that the other party's exposed waist was very tactile The appearance of toughness, I really want to touch a few.

Zhang Sirui paused for a moment, and couldn't help secretly hating the old man who gave him such a retirement certificate, but he couldn't tell others about his real experience of joining the army, so he had no choice but to try to change the subject: "Just call me Xiao Saner." , and my close friends like to call me that.”

Sen Wu smiled: "But I always hear your sister call you uncle, why don't I follow suit."

Zhang Sirui 囧, thought to himself, you are only a few years younger than me, you are only an uncle, the uncle of your whole family, the uncle of your family with a radius of five hundred miles.

These days, Sen Wu is very satisfied. Sure enough, it is advisable to deliberately increase the indoor temperature. The uncle wears less clothes so that he can show others more tofu flowers. He pointed to the top of the window: "Ah, is there a black spot there?" Wipe it clean."

Zhang Sirui tried his best to tiptoe to look up: "Hey, is there anything missing? Where is it?"

Looking at the hem of the T-shirt that was raised higher, Sen Daweilang became more lively.

Zhang Sirui was very grateful, so he cleaned the windows even harder, and he heard the fish and water blending with each other between the window and the rag, and the rhythmic "creak creak" song.

The big-tailed wolf touched his chin in satisfaction and continued his endless peeking career.

Sure enough, the large floor-to-ceiling windows over three meters in the study room are really awesome.