I'm an uncle

On this day, the re-opening of the server's Oli Gate, the new environment and new atmosphere, inevitably aroused a bit of excitement.

Thus, a certain lion-headed man's words caused an instant blood boil in the lounge of the Patriarch of the Ashura King's family.

"Let me tell you, we, the four-person group of Ashura Wang's family, can we consider having a meeting with netizens?" the lion-headed male aerospace student excitedly proposed.

"Why did you suddenly think of a party?" Zhang Sirui was a little surprised. To be honest, he had been playing online games with these people for a while. He felt that the feeling of being with these people was really a bit like the friendship of comrades-in-arms who fought side by side in the past.

Besides, it would be too false to say that Zhang Sirui is not at all curious about their true identities in reality, after all, none of the hidden characters in the Ashura family have any fuel-efficient lamps, and they all have too much personality.

Compared with these people, Zhang Sirui really felt that he was a commoner, the one at the bottom of society.

Well, as a social idler enjoying the national retirement allowance, Zhang Sirui obviously forgot his glorious experience of beating up a certain alien killer on the display screen of the player in front of the people of countless planets in the universe.

Hang Hangliu instantly approached the weak body of Zhang Sirui's current Patriarch Ashura, hooked his little neck triumphantly, and hugged him intimately, "Hey, little heartless, I'll give you a hug." Surprisingly good news, brother, I managed to complete the task, and in just a few days, I will take the National Transport Fleet flight back to my hometown. Of course, I have to take advantage of this rare rest period to take a good look at my husband and sisters~~ You say I treat you well~~~"

Everyone in the lounge of the Patriarch of the Ashura Royal Family fell silent for three seconds.

(Okay, sister, let me know, I hate you, there is no 'surprise' like 'happy'.) The elder brother of the Mori family who just failed to confess his confession and does not want others to know his identity as a transvestite thinks so.

(Opportunity! Do you want to take advantage of this gathering...) His Highness Cui, the alien prince who hesitated to speak, was thinking fast.

(I don’t know if it’s noon or night. Who will cook the meals that day? Such a big family, they won’t starve to death.) After these days of life as a Filipino maid, Zhang Sirui has successfully inherited the glorious tradition of love and dedication.Chaosuo Andelis, Ayazaki Sa, and Sebastian soy sauce are possessed by their souls at this moment!Now he is not alone!Numerous three-headed virtual little people have already begun to do this and other simulated scenario drills in his mind to ensure that the Zhang Sen family will not be hungry on the day when he goes to the party.

"Speaking of which, Aliu, what do you do?" For this guy who often plays games online, Zhang Sirui doubts whether he is an adult. At first he thought he was a student who was obsessed with online games, but he heard that he would go on an interstellar voyage. The task is not like an ordinary person.

"Huh, didn't I tell you guys?" Hang Hang Liu casually said, "I'm doing the cleaning and development of the original ecology of the new planet, um, I'm the kind of person who is generally called a 'star field explorer'. "

"So you are Bump Man?" Sen Wu understood.

"Bumpman? It's the one in the evergreen tree cartoon...the one with the head like a salted egg...that what..." Zhang Sirui didn't understand how the cartoon character he liked when he was a child was connected with Aliu's profession again.

"Bumpman is an explorer of the star field. To put it simply, it is to adjust the environment and climate of the newly discovered planet through scientific and technological means, and at the same time use special fighters to clean up harmful primitive species until the ecological environment is fully adjusted. As far as human beings live and live, the members of this kind of company are generally called Bump Man." His Highness Cui knew a lot about this profession, so he patiently explained it to Zhang Sirui.

"Bump Man is fighting little monsters. Hey, the people in our company are all violent pacifists." Hang Hang Liu seemed quite proud of his profession. "Although this job is exciting and exciting, it will be rather boring when not on duty, so I have to play online games to relieve boredom."

"...By the way, you can also complete some harmonious life in the game, right, Mr. Bump Man." Sen Wu obviously despised a certain live stallion that has been active in online games for a long time.

"No way, the working environment is not good, and there are piles of bear men around. In comparison, I still prefer slender and beautiful boys, or the type of hot girls with impressive breasts." Sen Wu seemed quite satisfied with this model. Game: "Oh, the authenticity of this game's combat system is very good. Our company bought it specially for decompression, and also to relax the nerves of employees."

(So, after the tense battle, the bear men in this company went to the game to kill monsters in order to relax? They are really a group of violent bear men.) Zhang Sirui began to think that he should meet with this bear man There is a common language, after all, Zhang Sirui used to do a lot of work with Xiongmen, and the work was very powerful and violent.

"Our company has just completed the task of cleaning up a new planet. It's rare to go back to the earth to rest. Now, let's meet up and have a chat ~ have a small tea ~." The tall, lion-headed man with nine heads and body is so godlike, he won't be able to become a cute creature even if he blinks again-the crowd of onlookers and the stand-in elves are the truth.

"I don't have a big problem, um, but I need to ask for a leave of absence from my boss in advance." Zhang Sirui didn't calculate the time schedule and had no objection.

"I just happened to be resting at home recently, so there's nothing wrong with it." Senwu agreed to Zhang Sirui's request for leave by the way, hehe, the confession failed the day before yesterday, and he was still planning to continue poking at the window paper, how could he let go of such a good time Chance.

"I have no problem." His Royal Highness Cui had no objection. For him, this time was also some kind of opportunity, and it was time to settle some matters.

"Okay, then it's settled. I will send you a text message to inform you of the meeting time and address information later. Don't be late." Hangtianliu was quite satisfied with everyone's cooperation.

(This time...) Zhang Sirui thought so.

(It must be...) Cui Dian thought so.

(To...) Aerospace Liu thinks so.

(The confession was successful!) Mori thought so.

Smiles with various meanings rippling in the lounge of Ashura's royal family, and the atmosphere of the scene is full of harmony.

At the same time, in a forgotten corner, the substitute elves are also whispering.

"I heard that Uncle and the others are going to meet in the real world." He whispered timidly.

"Ah, that's great, but it's a pity we can't go, my fruit, my drink, my wine and beauty~" The little mirror looked envious and jealous.

"Yeah, we can't go out. We definitely can't participate in the gathering of the masters." Qieqi was also a little frustrated.

"Cut—what's the point of a blind date party for a group of big men." Yin Hong's face was full of contempt.

Who couldn't see that the rippling expressions on the faces of this group of men who were staring at the uncle with fiery eyes were too obvious.

"Oh, that's fine, otherwise, if the masters fight here, we will also fight each other." Qieqi is really a good elf of pacifism.

"Spring is here, will the days of fighting each other be far behind?" Yin Hong watched the show with a deep expression, and knocked the small mirror hard on the head.

"Oh, why did you hit me?" The little mirror looked at him pitifully.

"Do you think that if the uncle sees that thing, there will be good fruit to eat?" Yin Hong looked coldly at a billboard that was almost finished writing under the small mirror.

I saw that on this sign, which was several times larger than the small body of the stand-in elf, the following words were prominently printed: "The First Group Blind Date Meeting of the Royal Family of Ashura"

On __________________________, the first group blind date meeting of the Ashura royal family will be held in ___________.

Charges:

Participation fee: ××G coins.

Uncle's signature fee: ××G coins.

Hand fee for touching uncle: ××G coins.

Fee for kissing uncle’s face: ××G coins.

Pulling the lamp with uncle (the word 'lamp' appears crooked handwriting)

The little mirror was about to say something when suddenly a black shadow enveloped his head, and then he was slapped by pia and slapped flat on the billboard like a fly.

"Little mirror, how dare you be more shameless." Zhang Sirui, the owner of the black shadow, tightly clenched the fist that pia flew into the little mirror just now, and looked at the content on the sign with black lines all over his face.

The most annoying thing is an unfamiliar elf.

A few days later, the men of Ashura's family, after being busy with various activities such as doing tasks, making deals, exercising, soaking up beauties, and enjoying the body and mind, finally ushered in a group blind date... No, it was the day when netizens met and gathered.

For this party, the little nanny Zhang Sirui asked the current boss Sen Wu for leave without any pressure, and the whole process went extremely smoothly.

Even Boss Sen recommended a familiar beautician with a smile and trimmed Zhang Sirui's hair. Not to mention, Zhang Sirui looked younger by several years after the treatment, just like a noob who just came out of society The young rabbit, when explaining to his younger sister that he was going out for a party today, Zhang Sirui inadvertently mentioned the identity of the netizen Aliu.

"Oh? Your acquaintance brother is also Bumpman, what a coincidence, Tiange's elder brother is also said to be in this line of work, and he will come back for repairs soon." Zhang Fo'er remembered that his best friend Hangtiange's Bumpman professional Brother, compared to Zhang Sirui's aggressive behavior, it really gave her the urge to cover her face and ignore herself: "Hey, it's also a brother, why does his brother need to have a figure and a face, or a type of wisdom and beauty? , and my family's score is so low."

Zhang Sirui's face twitched and he couldn't hold back his smile: "That...your brother and I are also very popular..."

Before he finished speaking, his younger sister gave him an unceremonious squint: "Don't be arrogant, uncle, your photos are obviously not as easy to sell as my brother's."

Zhang Fo'er took out the photos in his arms, turned them over with regret, and said, "Uncle, your audience is too small, Brother Tiange is from [-] to [-], men and women, old and young, all kill you." Yes. As for your photos, cut, only that guy Xiao Ai can't put it down, and he only sold [-] copies, which is too little."

Unconvinced, Zhang Sirui took a closer look, and immediately snatched a few photos.

After staring blankly at the photo paper in his hand for a while, Zhang Sirui gritted his molars and said word by word: "Little Si, you actually sold me this kind of thing..." Zhang Fo'er's complexion did not change, and he pulled his legs to go Running outside the house: "Oh, I forgot to make an appointment with Xiao Ai and the others to play, big brother is so fun."

The one held by Zhang Sirui was unexpectedly captured by Zhang Xiaomei, who was about to be late for school last time - the pornographic photo of Zhang Sirui's eight pack muscles.