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On a sunny and cloudless day, Mount Olympus was having a party again.The theme of this banquet is - Celebrating the return of the stars and gods from the underworld. Of course, due to some unspeakable reasons, Hades, the king of the underworld, was not invited to this banquet, and even a god of the underworld was not invited.When Ye Mu heard Zeus tell him about the banquet in a gentle but undeniable tone, he immediately frowned.

Ye Mu naturally knew the intention of Zeus' move, but it was just to eliminate the rumors that Ye Mu was robbed of marriage by Hades, the king of the underworld.It is not an honorable thing for a male god to be robbed of marriage by another male god.And according to the rules of Mount Olympus, if Ye Mu was really married to the underworld by Hades, the king of the underworld, then Ye Mu belongs to Hades, and Hades has the right to ask for Ye Mu to be taken away. Back to the underworld.

Ye Mu felt that it didn't matter, Zeus didn't need to delete the message in such a big way.The marriage snatching system of the Greek gods applies to men and women, that is to say, the snatcher should be a male god, and the snatched should be a goddess. Only such snatching of marriages has legal benefits.And male gods robbing male gods, or goddesses robbing goddesses, or even goddesses robbing male gods, these are not included in the marriage snatching system, so strictly speaking, they have no legal effect.

Ye Mu thinks that the marriage snatching system in ancient Greece has a lot of loopholes, just like what I said just now, it only states that a male god snatching a goddess can become a legal couple, but for the male god snatching the male god, the goddess snatching the goddess, and the goddess snatching the male God neither says it is legal nor illegal.If it is really faced with the above three kinds of marriage snatching, then there will be another dispute, but since there is a loophole, someone will take advantage of it, just like Ye Mu, like Hades.

Now Ye Mu is really worried about the banquet from the bottom of his heart, every time he attends a banquet, he will encounter bad things.Death, assassination, marriage robbery.Ye Mu, who was standing by the long table with a glass of wine, sighed melancholy. What bad things will happen to him this time?Then I thought again, is there anything more tragic than death, assassination, and being robbed of marriage?Thinking of this, Ye Mu became calm again in an instant.yes!What could be more tragic than death, assassination, and being robbed of marriage?Anyway, it's already so miserable, so what's there to be afraid of!

The so-called broken cans, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, are talking about people like Ye Mu.

Ye Mu decided to keep a low profile. To be on the safe side, it's better to blend in with the crowd. He didn't believe that something happened to him in the public eye.At that time, if an accident and turmoil really happened, there would still be so many bottom people around him.If among the gods of Mount Olympus, he can still have an accident, then he...he will admit it!Nima, something can happen like this, how can he deny it!

Facts have proved that nothing is impossible in this world, nothing is the worst, only worse.Now even the master of the system has to admit that Ye Mu is really a person favored by bad luck. He has never been unlucky in his life, and has repeated bad luck.Even if it's cheating, it can't prevent Ye Mu from being unlucky.

Ye Mu picked up a fork and forked a piece of pineapple meat, handed it to his mouth and took a bite.Suddenly, a shocking cry broke out from the crowd, "Hero, I finally found you!".Ye Mu was shocked by the incomparably tough words, and accidentally swallowed a piece of pineapple.Ye Mu quickly pinched his neck and lowered his head to cough, trying to spit out the piece of pineapple stuck in his throat.

At this critical juncture, when Ye Mu was struggling with the pineapple meat stuck in his throat, a figure from the crowd rushed over.Cupid rushed forward and said excitedly, "Hero, I finally found you!"

"Ahem..." Cupid's words made Ye Mu choke again.

The pineapple meat got stuck in my throat, I couldn't spit it out, couldn't swallow it, Ye Mu felt that my life was over!Could it be that today is going to explain this?Ye Mu suddenly felt unwilling, this way of dying is really aggrieved!Just as Ye Mu was tortured to death by this small piece of pineapple meat, the culprit was still incoherently excited, "Hero, I have had a hard time finding you...".After talking a lot in an excited tone, Cupid finally discovered Ye Mu's dangerous and embarrassing situation at this time.

Cupid looked at Ye Mu's face flushed and coughing desperately with his hands on his neck, and his face turned pale with shock.He panicked: "Hero, is it swollen? Is it swollen?" Cupid excitedly grabbed Ye Mu's shoulder and shook it vigorously, shouting, "Hero, could it be that you are going to die! Don't die! Hero."

"..." The corner of Ye Mu's mouth twitched suddenly, a mouthful of old blood was in his mouth, which family's child is this, why don't he be locked up at home and released to harm others!

"Don't...don't shake it." Ye Mu said with difficulty, shake again, I really have to explain here today.

Cupid turned a deaf ear to it, and fell into his own thoughts. He said sadly, "Hero, why did you die! Heroes die so early since ancient times!", still holding Ye Mu's shoulder Shaking violently.Ye Mu rolled his eyes bluntly when Cupid shook him, and shouted in his heart: "I'm not dead yet, thank you! Don't curse me."

Ye Mu was dizzy from Cupid's shaking of his head, he rolled his eyes, was short of breath, felt tight in his chest, and felt nauseous.Ye Mu seemed to have returned to the time when he was working on Apollo's sun carriage last time. The feeling of motion sickness suddenly hit. Ye Mu suddenly broke out and pushed Cupid away forcefully.

Ye Mu, who had no foreign object stuck in his throat, immediately relaxed as usual. Although his complexion was a bit ugly, it was not a serious problem.Ye Mu, who was no longer in danger of life, was about to start to settle accounts after autumn. He carefully looked at the culprit——Cupid.

Huh!It turned out to be cherry red hair, Ye Mu looked at Cupid's hair very strangely, a male god has such...cute hair color.After thinking for a while, Ye Mu guessed that he was Cupid, because Cupid looked a bit like Aphrodite, the God of Love.In this way, Cupid's cherry red hair color can be explained, and Aphrodite, the god of love, has the hair color of a rose.

Ye Mu continued to look at Cupid. His face was exquisite and beautiful, with delicate eyebrows, bright eyes, snowy skin and red lips. He was such a handsome and handsome person.Pity!Ye Mu couldn't help thinking regretfully that Cupid was born in the wrong place!He should not have been born in Greece, an era and country that worships sunshine and beauty. He should have been born in ancient China, where literati and poets prevailed.

Cupid's appearance is extremely brilliant, and the so-called handsome man refers to this type of person.Men's beauty is roughly divided into two types, masculine beauty and handsome beauty.The so-called masculine beauty refers to the tall, strong body, handsome and masculine face, and the handsome beauty refers to the exquisite appearance, handsome temperament, elegant and elegant figure, tall and graceful figure.Cupid belongs to the latter category, probably because of the genes of Aphrodite, the god of love, Cupid's appearance is a bit more beautiful than that of ordinary goddesses.

It's a pity that ancient Greece always worshiped the strong and powerful. They regarded masculinity as their beauty. The tall and healthy men like Apollo and Poseidon were the handsome men they admired. Apollo was once rated as the most beautiful man on Mount Olympus. Handsome male god.Cupid's handsome and delicate appearance is ignored or even underestimated. To paraphrase a sentence from Ares, the god of war, can someone who is as thin as a dead chicken have the strength to fight?

Well, Cupid, who is still a teenager, is indeed slightly slender and smaller among the tall and fit male gods in Greece.But the weak appearance does not mean that Cupid's divine power is weak. Although the god of love does not belong to the combat department, please don't underestimate any priesthood. The power of love is irresistible to any god.Even the three major domain masters have to bow down under the golden arrow of the God of Cupid, so underestimating Cupid, the God of Cupid, will suffer!

It has to be said that having a good appearance is indeed very advantageous. Originally, Ye Mu was very angry and wanted to seek revenge for the culprit who caused him to be swallowed almost to death, but when he saw Cupid's harmless and pure appearance, Ye Mu couldn't help it. The anger in Mu's heart disappeared a lot.Forget it, he's just a child, why bother with him! ——Don't forget, you are still a teenager, don't talk so old-fashioned.

Just because Ye Mu wants to let Cupid go doesn't mean that Cupid will let him go. Cupid saw Ye Mu's expression returned to normal, and said pleasantly, "Hero, are you alright?"

Ye Mu suddenly felt pain in his stomach, and he frowned and looked at Cupid bitterly.As soon as Cupid speaks, he hears it so badly!Hero, your sister!Ye Mu felt that the word "hero" was the word he hated to hear most in his life, not one of them.

Ye Mu said with difficulty: "You can call me An Luosi, please don't call me a hero, thank you!"

"Okay! Hero." Cupid exclaimed happily.

Ye Mu continued to look at Cupid with a bitter and bitter look on his face. Cupid smiled embarrassedly and said, "Ah! Sorry, I didn't realize it for a while. Ahaha! It turns out that your name is An Luosi, the hero!"

Ye Mu was speechless, he didn't know what to say to the guy in front of him?He deeply suspected that Cupid was either naturally dull or black-bellied.He would rather be the latter. Ye Mu said that the lethality of what is natural is too powerful, because they will never think on the same channel as you, will never understand what you mean, and can misinterpret your meaning as what they want what you express.

"The name An Luosi is so familiar!" Cupid muttered to himself, "I seem to have heard it somewhere... ah!"

Cupid yelled, pointed at Ye Mu and said, "Aren't you the star god An Luosi who was snatched from Hades by Pluto Hades?"

Ye Mu is silent, he can be sure that this guy is absolutely dumbfounded, because there is no black-bellied person who can't speak human words like this.Ye Mu silently clutched his chest, Jiuxin Pill... Please give me Jiuxin Pill!

Cupid suddenly shouted angrily: "Hades, the king of the underworld, is too much. I have been looking for you for so long, and he actually snatched you to the underworld. You are obviously mine! How could he snatch you away!"

Ye Mu rolled his eyes, staggered, and finally collapsed uncontrollably. He supported the long table with difficulty so that he would not collapse on the ground. He looked at Cupid and said with difficulty: "You and I are as good as each other. relationship, I am not yours, thank you!"

Cupid exclaimed: "You even took my token of love, why aren't you mine?"

The author has something to say: Dragon Boat Festival Benefits - The Gods of Mount Olympus Make Zongzi

One day, Ye Mu suddenly missed the great Chinese poet Qu Yuan, so he decided to commemorate Qu Yuan and make zongzi for the Dragon Boat Festival... (Actually, you are greedy!)

Ye Muzhun had prepared glutinous rice, zongzi leaves and meat for making zongzi. Ye Mu's favorite food was meat zongzi.

When Ye Mu was about to make zongzi, Hades and Apollo paid a surprise visit, followed by Zeus and Poseidon who heard the news.

Ye Mu silently looked at this group of gods, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

Ye Mu demonstrated on the spot, made a zongzi by himself, and taught others how to make zongzi.

"Will you meet?" Ye Mu asked.

Everyone nodded in unison.

Hades silently picked up the zong leaves, rolled them into a funnel shape, and put them in the glutinous rice—it has been perfect so far without any problems.Hades looked at the meat on the side plate, thought for a few seconds, and then vigorously added meat to the rice dumplings.Ye Mu, who was watching on the sidelines, was silent. Whoever likes to eat this zongzi can eat it, anyway, he doesn't eat it.

—— Hades thought, Ye Mu is so thin, he needs to eat more meat, add another piece of meat, add another piece... Apollo held the zong leaf and struggled for a long time, but he still couldn't roll the zong leaf out of the hole, and failed!Again.If you fail, try again!Keep failing, keep trying again! ...after a long time, damn it!Apollo threw away the zong leaves, labor and capital were not covered, and whoever loved the package would cover it.

Zeus held the zongzi curiously and looked at it for a long time, marveling again and again, then fell silent, how are the zongzi wrapped?He began to try hard to recall Ye Mu's action of making zongzi, but he failed, and the memory disappeared like running water.

Poseidon raised the corners of his mouth and smiled contentedly, it was just making rice dumplings, a piece of cake.Roll it into a funnel shape, put the meat, put the meat, put the meat... Hades picked up the thin thread and prepared to tie the wrapped rice dumplings. Apollo looked at the flawless rice dumplings wrapped in Hades's hand with envy and envy. A spark of jealousy burst out, and a vicious thought arose, he slammed his arm hard towards Hades, and Hades, who was thinking about how to tie the zongzi, trembled, the zongzi fell to the ground, and the zongzi leaves scattered, Glutinous rice and meat were sprinkled all over the floor.

Hades was silent, then grabbed Apollo's hair without hesitation, and pressed Apollo's head vigorously into the plate of glutinous rice, "Mmmmm..." Apollo struggled hard.

"..." Ye Mu looked at the plate of glutinous rice where Apollo's head was deeply buried, and secretly thought it was a pity.

Zeus thought hard for a long time and still didn't know how to make zongzi. When he saw Poseidon's wrapped zongzi, he rolled his eyes and an idea popped up. "Poseidon, you are really capable, and the rice dumplings are really good!" Zeus praised hypocritically.

Poseidon looked at Zeus proudly and said modestly, "Where, it's much better than an idiot who doesn't know where to start."

"..." I endured it, Zeus took a deep breath, continued to smirk and said, "Show me how well your zongzi is wrapped."

Poseidon didn't think otherwise, and generously gave the zongzi to Zeus.

Zeus took the zongzi and said happily, "An Luosi, look at the zongzi I made, how well they are made!"

Poseidon was furious and rushed over to grab the zongzi back.

Zeus refused, so the two wrestled into a ball.

"..." Ye Mu looked at the two wrestling into a ball, speechless.

After a bout of scuffling and chaos, the scene was a mess.The zong leaves were scattered all over the ground, the glutinous rice was spilled all over the ground, and the meat plate was also knocked over.Looking at the chaotic scene, Ye Mu couldn't help feeling sad, he turned and left silently.

Everyone looked at Ye Mu who was leaving, and stopped immediately.After a while of silence, Hades walked forward first and picked up the overturned plate.Then, Apollo, Zeus and Poseidon also walked over and started to tidy up the messy kitchen.

In the evening, Ye Mu answered the bedroom in a low voice, and unexpectedly found a plate of wrapped rice dumplings on the table in different shapes.

Ye Mu was silent for a long time, then smiled.

He picked up a rice dumpling and took a bite. There was so much meat, it must have been made by Hades.

He took another zongzi, opened it, and took a bite... After a long silence, Ye Mu said angrily, "Idiot! How can there be zongzi made of meat!"

——When making zongzi, Poseidon looked at the plate of glutinous rice curiously, what is this thing for?No matter, turn around and wrap rice dumplings with meat.

——His Majesty the Neptune, who doesn't distinguish between grains, let you know that glutinous rice is edible. It's really embarrassing you!