Warmth of the Orcs

It was already dark, and Amu was preparing dinner for him, when he found that he was awake, he hurried to him and asked, "Are you hungry? Dinner will be ready soon. How do you feel? Does it still hurt?"

"How long have I been asleep?" Phyllis didn't answer, let him sit down, leaning on his shoulder lightly, Amu wouldn't be taking care of him day and night again.

"Soon, half a day." Li Muwen knew what he was worried about, and let him hug me docilely. The two of them didn't speak any more, they just snuggled together so quietly, as if they could be together until the end of their lives.

"It's time to eat." In the end, it was Li Muwen who broke the warm atmosphere, walked over, brought a large bowl of broth, and passed it to Felice after it cooled down for a while.

"I don't have any strength, can Amu feed me?" Phyllis took advantage of the injury and acted like a rascal.

"Okay." A little surprised that Amu really agreed.

"One more bowl!"

"Okay." So Phyllis drank a lot of bowls.

"The medicine is so bitter, please give me a kiss, Amu, and I'll drink the medicine obediently!" Someone who pushed forward.

"Well. After kissing, let's drink." Someone who is still pampering.

Before resting at night, Li Muwen changed the herbal medicine for him again, carefully and gently applying the herbal medicine to every scar.And Phyllis watched his Amu focus on his naked body, feeling Amu's hand gently caressing his wound, his body became hot uncontrollably.

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Husband: There are a lot of people in the car today, but I saw a beautiful woman in the crowded car!

Wife:... angry!

Husband: She even struck up a conversation with me!

Wife: What did she tell you`` (jealous)

Husband: Stay away from me!

Husband would harass me with text messages when he was bored studying: Girl, give me a laugh!

Wife replied: Guest officer, please respect yourself, the little girl sells herself, not a show!

From - "When a Wife Learns to Molest a Husband"

15

15. Warm (Repair)...

What's especially bad is that there is a deep scar on his abdomen, which was left by the tail of the black mamba snake. Amu seemed to be very distressed, and he gently touched the scar lovingly and kissed him. After a while, the warm breath sprayed on his lower abdomen, which made him react involuntarily.

Li Muwen looked at him in surprise, he just took the medicine, how could it be...

Seeing Amu's innocent and clear eyes, Phyllis couldn't bear it any longer. She pulled Amu up and quickly pressed her down.

Phyllis reached out and hugged him suddenly, causing Li Muwen to exclaim, but that exclamation was blocked in his throat by a kiss.The lips were pushed apart by the powerful tongue, Li Muwen had no choice but to open his mouth, allowing the tongue to wreak havoc in his mouth, plundering the fragrance and honey.

Li Muwen didn't dare to move for fear of touching the wound on his body. Feeling the strong embrace around his waist, he closed his eyes and hugged him softly.The two kissed extremely lingeringly, as if they were the only ones left in the world.

Those blushing cheeks and black eyes that seemed to be infiltrated by water made Felice even more lustful. "Amu, I want you, I think about you every day, I'm going crazy!" The deep and hoarse voice was like a poppy, tempting the other party to sink together.

"...You have wounds on your body."

"..." Phyllis really wanted to say that he didn't care at all, but he knew that Amu cared a lot.

"Don't move, I'll help you." Li Muwen said softly but clearly.

He took off the beast skirt on Felice, and Li Muwen's breath was suffocated by the excitement somewhere. He paused, but still held it up carefully.

"Hmm~~~ Ah Mu, it's so comfortable, and the bottom is also...yes, that's right there, aha~~~" Looking up at Felice's contented and carefree expression, and watching his eyes with the same tenderness, Li Mu Wen made a decision.

After a tentative lick, the object in his hand jumped suddenly, and then became even more astonishing. When the warm mouth surrounded..., Phyllis looked at Amu in disbelief, his eyes seemed to have heat.

Li Muwen avoided his extremely aggressive gaze, licked, licked, sucked, tried to imagine it as some kind of ultimate delicacy, although the taste was not very good, and his mouth was also very sore.

Feeling the tension and relaxation of his thigh muscles in the palm of his hand, he licked and licked with his mouth and tongue, and the saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth, moistening somewhere silently.

Felice felt the warmth, humidity, tightness, suffocation, and ecstasy under her body. The tense strings in her head suddenly broke, and she bent her legs and raised her waist quickly and twitched again and again. Li Muwen pressed hard. Under the nausea caused by the foreign body, a fragility flashed in his eyes, but he still didn't resist.

Suddenly, Phyllis let out a muffled grunt, and his lower abdomen was hard and hot. His body was bouncing violently in the warm and tight package. The pleasure and pleasure all over his body reached the peak of bliss...

When he finally recovered from the lingering rhyme, he found that A Mu was actually retching, and he felt guilty immediately.

"Amu, I'm sorry, I deserve to die, you punish me! As long as you leave me, I will do anything, really!" Phyllis was annoyed, he actually only cared about his own happiness, which made Amu feel uncomfortable, What if you regret it and don’t want to be close to yourself anymore?

"What should I do if you die? Don't think about it, I voluntarily, we are lovers, aren't we?" Li Muwen was a little tired, and lay down in his arms carefully avoiding the wound. He hugged himself tightly, as if he wanted to embed himself in his body.Very warm, the warmth that makes people yearn for, the real warmth.

In fact, he is not ready to have an intimate relationship with a man, let alone take the initiative to relieve others, or in the way he thinks is the most insulting.However, after I really liked it, I found that there was no way to care about those so calmly.He would actually do the things he hated the most before for the orcs, because he didn't want the orcs to be sad.

He knows that if he likes someone, he will naturally want to get close to him and have intimate contact, let alone a young orc.But he also clearly knew that their relationship was seriously out of balance, and the orc loved him more than he imagined. He liked the orc, but he was sure that he hadn't fallen in love with the orc yet.

Maybe it's because the feelings are not strong enough, maybe he is relatively indifferent to those things, in short, he doesn't have much desire for Phyllis.Even if he did such a thing for him, it was more due to a debt, and he didn't feel any pleasure at all, just thinking about helping him solve it.After it was done, he was miserable, his body resisting.

After Phyllis was in danger, injured, and asleep, he was afraid, and he realized that the orcs were far more important to him than he thought.This man is the only support and the only warmth in this empty world.Ever since I met him, it seems that I have been giving myself strength and warmth. Since when has he quietly occupied my heart?

When Phyllis was almost buried in the belly of the snake that day, he had never realized so clearly that he was so dependent on him.Rely on his eyes, his voice, his embrace, and his warmth.Li Muwen raised his head slightly, saw the other party's masculine but gentle face, and thought, he is the person I will cherish from now on.

In the silent night, the bright moonlight shone on the figures who embraced each other intimately, leaving behind a faint layer of holy brilliance.

A few days later, Phyllis felt that he was almost fine, and he refused to let Amu take care of him any more. Amu always said nothing, just looked up at him, and there was something in his clear and bright eyes full of determination. A different kind of moist luster, sparkling, very moving.For such an expression, Phyllis was completely indifferent, and automatically and consciously became a big and good baby.

It wasn't until half a month later that the scabs on the wound fell off, and there was no trace at all, and it was only when a large baby that was about to mold was lying down that it was relieved.

Li Muwen looked at the large expanse of green rice in front of him, feeling indescribably excited. As a pure southerner, rice will always be his favorite!

"Phyllis, remember the location here, let's come back when it matures!"

"Yeah." Out of habit, he still picked up one and tasted it, but it didn't taste good.But A Mu likes it, so naturally he won't have any objections.

Phyllis seldom saw him look so happy, the corners of his mouth curled up, his eyes were full of joy and nostalgia, is this the food of Amu's hometown?

He lowered his head and touched his lips. The kiss was very shallow, but stayed for a long time, as if he was savoring a delicacy.The tip of the tongue was probing at the corners of A Mu's lips, patiently, unhurriedly, and then catching, sucking, entangled.

After sharing the sweet kiss, the two embarked on the journey home again. On the way, Li Muwen discovered peppers, soybeans, sweet potatoes, and potatoes one after another, and the harvest was quite fruitful.

On the way, Phyllis often had desires and desires, but he didn't make it to the end. He knew that Amu was a little scared and not ready, so he chose to respect Amu and continue to wait, waiting for Amu to completely accept him.

Three months later, the two of them were finally about to end their long journey and return to the Winged Tiger Clan. Li Muwen began to become nervous.

"Phyllis, how many people are there in your tribe?"

"Five thousand."

"Oh, what about your family?"

"My father and father are very nice people. There is also a younger brother who is 18 years old and a bit naughty."

"Do you live with Father and Father?"

"No, I moved out when I was an adult, and my brother stayed with them."

"Where are your friends?"

"I have two good friends, Kainzer and Ozer. Kainzer is pursuing Gaya, and Ozer has already formed a partner with Rocco."

"Do you think they will like me?"

"Will do."

Yes, Li Muwen was uneasy. Being deeply tormented by family ethics in country C, he had an indescribable awe when his daughter-in-law met his in-laws or his son-in-law met his parents-in-law.

Although Phyllis didn't know why Amu was so nervous, he was still very happy that he valued his clan, family and friends!

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sweet little story sequel

My wife is away on a business trip: my concubine can't come to sleep with me tonight, please rest early to recharge your spirits, and come back tomorrow

The sign of the concubine.Husband: I have three thousand beauties in the harem, so my concubine should not worry too much about this matter, and must endure loneliness

Wife: It seems that I have to come back tonight...not!

Husband: Just joking, although there are many signs in my harem, all of them are written with one person's name!

When I was bored in the toilet, I communicated with my husband by shouting: boy, sing a song for the master!

Husband: Speechless. . .

Wife: What?Afraid that I can't afford the money, master?

Husband: I haven't repaid the previous credit account!

From - "When a Wife Learns to Molest a Husband"

16

16. Go home (repair)...

Three days later, no matter how much they dawdled, the two returned to the Winged Tiger Clan, where they were watched by all kinds of onlookers.

"Phyllis, are you back? What a beautiful female, you've settled down, too!" These were the kind clansmen.

"Wow, what a beautiful female, Phyllis, you are really lucky, why don't I have such a good fortune!" These are the jealous unmarried males.

"Haha, Phyllis, you are finally back, let's have a good fight in a while, hey, where did you kidnap this beauty?"

"Phyllis, long time no see, come to my house for dinner tomorrow, Rocco will be very happy to see you!" This is his steady friend Ozel.

"Brat, you're finally back! This is..." This is the bold father Fei Anlu.

"Good boy, you are tired, sit down and have a rest!" This is the gentle Alter Gray.

"Woo~~, what a beautiful brother, will you play with me?" This is the unscrupulous younger brother Fei Ya who directly ignores someone.

"Father, this is Li Muwen, and he will live with me in the future!" This is a proud and possessive person who hugs someone and never lets go.

"Fianlu Abo, Uncle Ge Rui, lovely Fei Ya, hello, I'm Li Muwen, just call me Muwen." This is the well-behaved Li Muwen.

After being interrogated at Father and Father's house, and knowing that Li Muwen has no family members, the focus of their love immediately shifted, asking him how he was, threatening that if his son dared to treat him badly, he would make him look good!Fei Ya also added fuel to the fire, saying that she would help beat people up.

Felice, who was left out, drew circles in the corner depressedly, with a full face in her heart: A Mu is mine, mine, why are you so active!It's too late for me to love him, how can I treat him badly!

After the family had a warm and warm dinner, and staged a reluctant farewell, Phyllis and Li Muwen were released and returned to their nest.

The house is clean and tidy, and the quilt still smells like sunshine. It can't be seen that it has not been used for a year. It seems that Dad often comes to clean it when he is not around.

At night, Li Muwen snuggled into Felice's arms and said quietly: "Your family is so kind and treats me very well. I like them very much. Thank you!" Once again, I experienced the warmth of the family.

"We will be a family in the future, no need to say thank you." Phyllis pulled the quilt for him, tightened his arms again, and his breathing gradually became steady.

The next day, Phyllis took him to the market for a stroll. There were more people at home and there were a lot of things to prepare. He hoped that Amu could live comfortably, after all, it was the home of the two of them.

Although many clansmen knew yesterday that Felice had brought a female back this time, she was still his favorite, but not many people had met them, so many people expressed great concern for Li Muwen's appearance.

Li Muwen was slightly uncomfortable. He knew that there was no malicious intent in the eyes or comments of these people, but he had never been so concerned by so many people, so he was a little at a loss.

Phyllis next to him didn't know what good things he had picked, so he excitedly pulled him and asked him if he liked it, and after getting a positive answer, he readily took out the things the other party was interested in and completed the exchange.

Seeing his joyful expression, Li Muwen also felt his happiness, and his heart calmed down a little, then he turned his attention to the goods on the booth.

It wasn't until the sun was setting that Phyllis reluctantly ended the sweep. If there were not so many things, he would have been unable to carry them. He would definitely inspect until the last booth! ! !

If he was in modern times, he would definitely be a master at shopping, Li Muwen thought of this in an instant, and then shook his head to shake off this strange thought.

"What's the matter, is there something uncomfortable? Are you tired from shopping for too long?" Phyllis was worried, and it was all his fault. He was only thinking about how to arrange the house perfectly, but did not consider Amu's body.

Li Muwen shook his hand, expressing that he was fine, seeing him holding something that almost drowned him but insisting on holding him with one free hand, he sighed inwardly.He also offered to help Phyllis share some of it, but was rejected. I don't know what strange views this guy is insisting on.

Phyllis really insisted that Amu is so good, but he can't give other orcs a chance to have unreasonable thoughts, let them know that Amu is his, let alone see him make Amu suffer, how could he be willing to let Amu suffer? To carry such a heavy thing, you must know that it is the nature of every orc to love his female.

When he was about to walk out of the market, Li Muwen suddenly felt a strong gaze behind him. He turned his head and found that it was a female with unfriendly eyes. He nodded politely at her as a greeting, then turned around as if nothing had happened and continued on. OK.

His brows furrowed as he turned around. He just came to the Winged Tiger Clan, so he would not offend anyone, but he could feel that the unfriendly gaze was indeed directed at him, so it was because, Fei Li S?

Before he left the market, he also faintly heard the other party say: So she is the female brought back by Phyllis, and it doesn't look too good.

Li Muwen began to feel a little restless in his heart. Although he is a so-called female, he didn't want to play the drama of "two women competing for one husband".He has always disliked competing with others, and he will only try to do his best. Even if the final result is unsatisfactory, he will not regret it. He has worked hard, and he does not like to regret.

What he believes in is: what is mine cannot escape, and what is not mine cannot be snatched.Maybe others think this attitude is too negative, but he has always been content with the situation and doesn't think there is anything wrong.

He also had a lot of unrealistic fantasies, fantasizing that he would become famous, call the wind and rain, and become such a remarkable existence, but a story he heard in high school changed him a lot.

He can't remember the specific situation clearly, but he only remembers that it was a discussion class. The teacher said that life is divided into ABC three levels, and let everyone choose their ideal type. He has been polished by reality and chose B. so so.

Then the students who chose different answers had a heated debate, and the group was passionate. All of them attached sufficient reasons for their choices. The debate was inexhaustible. Only one of them left a deep impression on Li Muwen. .

He told a story, probably about a rich man and a fisherman. In the story, the rich man came to the beach to play and saw a young fisherman fishing, but he only cast a net every day and called it a day.So the rich man asked him strangely: Why did you stop after only catching one net of fish? If you catch more fish every day, you can earn more money, and you will become a rich man like me in a few decades.

The fisherman was basking in the sun on the beach comfortably, and asked: What happens after becoming a rich man?The rich man said: Of course it is the same as me, find a good place, enjoy the sea breeze leisurely, bask in the sun, and spend your old age in peace.The fisherman smiled and asked: Isn't that the kind of life I live now?

The rich man was speechless at once, yes, he has struggled all his life, lost his health, lost his youth, and paid so much, but in the end he found that what he wanted most was right in his hands.

After listening to it, Li Muwen felt remorseful. In fact, it wasn't the reality that smoothed his edges and corners. It was because he only wanted a simple and stable life.He doesn't like to experience the fun of chasing power, money, status or fame, all he wants is an ordinary life.

Although it is almost certain that he will be with Phyllis in the future, it is necessary for him to become the third party in other people's feelings just like in the family ethics drama, or to be approached by a third party to negotiate with him as the official wife, or to find the third party Negotiating among the three, he found that it was too difficult for him.

Many people say that life is a pot of dog blood, and he is not ready to be dog blood. If he is really asked to do it, he thinks vomiting blood is easier and more acceptable.

If Phyllis can't work out his relationships with other people, then he thinks it's time for him to re-evaluate the rest of their lives.I hope Phyllis will not disappoint him, he is not sure if he will like someone so much in the future.

The previous idea of ​​life was just to find a stable job after graduation, find a pleasing and down-to-earth woman to marry and have children, and live a peaceful life. Of course, he will fulfill his responsibilities as a husband and father and try his best to give them the best. OK

Although the current life is very different from the one he envisioned, he is still adapting and changing seriously, but he doesn't want to give up his principles of life.

The Author Has Something to Say: The Sequel to Sweet Little Stories

about taking things

Wife: You can take this bag too.

Husband: I already have four bags, and you don’t take anything, are you sorry?

Wife: Then I'm still holding your arm!You are more than 100 catties, the things I carry are not much heavier than the things you carry.

about walking

Wife: Let's walk until we reach that road.

Husband: It's too far to go there, and I won't be able to walk back in a while.

Wife: It's okay, you carry me back.

From - "When a Wife Learns to Molest a Husband"

17

17. Treat (repair)...

When he got home, it was already late when he and Phyllis finished sorting out the piles of shopping results.He took out the meat and vegetables specially sent by Fianlu and Gray today, thinking about whether he should invite Felice's friends to his house for dinner tomorrow.

At noon, he and Phyllis were invited to Ozzel and Rocco's house for lunch, and also met Kaienze and Gaya. The lunch started with a welcome, then developed into mutual banter, and finally ended in Phyllis' serious protest.

The reason is very simple. Kai Enze and Ozel enthusiastically told Li Muwen all kinds of hilarious and embarrassing things about Felice's childhood and youth. ah!

In the end, even the lively Roco and the shy Gaya who were watching the fun in tacit understanding also participated in it. Before he lost his face, Felice forcibly interrupted the topic and fled with Li Muwen, secretly hating himself Make a bad friend by mistake!

It made Amu laugh at him for a long time, and he barely stopped when he finally became angry.Seeing that Amu didn't seem to have lowered his favor for him because of the stupid things he had done, Felice was relieved, but he still made a note of his bad friend in private, and decided to discuss it in the martial arts arena in the future. return!

Li Muwen liked his group of friends very much, they were happy together, without the restraint he imagined, but soon regarded him as one of his own, playing and playing without any distance.Well, it also provides a lot of interesting facts!

Thinking about tomorrow's dishes and what to prepare, he temporarily diverted his depression of finding his rival in love. After dinner, he told Felice his thoughts and wanted to ask his opinion.

"Very good, it seems that you like them very much!"

"Well, they're good friends."

"They will be very happy to hear, Amu, do you need my help?"

"Well, I want to cook some home-cooked dishes. Let's go up the mountain tomorrow to see what ingredients are available."

"Okay, listen to Amu."

Before falling asleep at night, Li Muwen still couldn't suppress the doubts in his heart and asked them out.

"Phyllis, have you ever liked someone before?"

"No!" Phyllis became nervous, quickly proving his innocence.

"What about the person who likes you?"

"Uh, it seems there is, but I only like you, Amu, don't worry!" Phyllis, who thought that Amu was finally jealous of him, was very happy. If he leaves a bad impression, it will not be worth the candle.

Li Muwen didn't continue to ask, he didn't like to pursue the so-called marriage and love history, but he just didn't want to cause too much trouble, so as to avoid trouble coming to the door, he was still in the fog.

Forget it, forget about those unhappy things, he really likes Felice's friends, is very curious about them, and wants to know more about them, so he asks Felice to tell their stories.

Phyllis, Kanze and Ozer are about the same age, and they have been very close playmates since they were young. They played together, studied together, and were scolded together.Luo Ke is the king of children among the little females. With his lively and lovely temperament, he has conquered the hearts of many adults and children in the tribe. He is simply loved by everyone.

But heartthrobs also fail. When I don’t remember how old I was, Luo Ke accidentally broke Ozel’s most cherished wooden knife. It was given to him by his father as a reward for his first prey. .Little Ozel was very stubborn and asked Luo Ke to pay for his wooden knife. Luo Ke wanted to act cute and pitiful so that he would not pursue it. Unfortunately, Ozel was very stubborn and forced Luo Ke to apologize and get a new wooden knife. compensate him.

Since then, the little heartthrob has been thinking about little Ozzel, and he has to be bullied and teased a little every day to be satisfied. When Ozzel ignores him, he cries and makes noises.Later, poor Ozzel had nothing to do with him, and let him bully him as long as he didn't go too far.At the end of the bullying, Ozel actually fell in love with Luo Ke, and the happy couple finally got married.

What’s interesting is that Sunshine Kai Enze, when he was a child, Gaya was far more shy than now, every time he hid behind and watched other children play, which was not liked by others, Kai Enze found him as shy as Bambi When it looked like it, it immediately fell.He has been protecting Gaya since he was young, and no one is allowed to bully him. He has fought countless times because of Gaya.

When he grew up, Kai Enze was very popular with females, and many females actively pursued him, but he kept guarding Gaya consistently for more than ten years.However, because Gaya is too introverted, she has always been uneasy and hesitant when faced with Kai Enze's request to become a partner with him so many times.The sad Kai Enze has not succeeded in courtship so far...

After listening to Felice's teasing about the relationship between the four, Li Muwen sighed in his heart, the fate in this world is really wonderful, isn't it the same for him and Felice, coming to another world, meeting orcs, broke his expectations for the future , from friends to lovers, and perhaps family members in the future.Thinking of this, he shrank back into the orc's arms and fell asleep peacefully.

The next day, Li Muwen went up the mountain to pick some bamboo shoots and mushrooms, and asked Felice to hunt some pheasants and dig out several birds' eggs.Li Muwen has some black lines about digging out bird eggs. He only did it when he was naughty when he was a child. He didn't expect that he would command someone to dig out bird eggs when he was an adult. Fortunately, there are many birds in the forest, so it won't have any effect.

Li Muwen thought about it carefully, and decided to make four dishes: ribs and mushroom soup, boiled fish, egg custard, and chicken soup with bamboo shoots, and of course the barbecue that orcs like to eat.In fact, the resources in the forest here are extremely rich, and he has collected almost all the seasonings, and there are many dishes that can be cooked, but it is a pity that there is no pot here!

Stir-frying can’t even be done, let alone frying, frying, popping, and pasting. Phyllis likes to eat meat, and he also wants to make a barbecue grill. This made Li Muwen have an urgent idea of ​​finding iron ore and making iron .

When Ozer, Rokovov, Kai Enze, and Gaja arrived at noon, Li Muwen was almost ready.As soon as he entered the door, Luo Ke exclaimed: "Wow, it smells so good, what are you cooking, Muwen, the saliva is almost left behind!" Although the two males were not so exaggerated, they also showed a look of expectation in their eyes.

"It's nothing, it's just some home-cooked food from our place. Ah, this boiled fish dish is a bit spicy. If you're not used to it, don't eat more." Li Muwen looked at Luo Ke's impatient look with a funny face, and helped Felice put The dishes were served on the table.

Then Li Muwen thoroughly experienced what it means to gobble it up, gobble up the wind and leave the clouds, and finally mess up the cup and plate.Luo Ke was the first to eat, and his eyes lit up a little after he tasted a dish, and then he ate madly. Seeing him, the other three also moved their chopsticks, thinking that the taste was very good.

Kai Enze helped Gaja add vegetables while eating, and he didn't stop until he piled Gaja's bowls into a hill.Ozzel was more reserved, and then watched him eat wildly with a look of connivance next to Luo Ke.Phyllis was dissatisfied with their behavior of betraying herself last time, so she filled a big bowl for Amu in advance and happily started to compete with everyone for food, so the good dinner table became a battlefield!

Li Muwen looked at his childish behavior with a wry smile, it's not that he didn't cook it for him before, and the portion was also very large, so there's nothing to grab.

After eating, the orcs chatted aside, and Jiaya shyly pulled the corner of Li Muwen's clothes, and asked: "Muwen, your cooking is so delicious, can you teach me?" After speaking, she opened her lovely big eyes and looked at he.

The Author Has Something to Say: The Sequel to Sweet Little Stories

about buying clothes

Wife: Does this dress look good?

Husband: It looks good.

Wife: You are just perfunctory to me, wanting me to finish shopping and go home quickly!

Wife: Does the dress look good?

Husband: It doesn't look good.

Wife: You are reluctant to buy it for me!

About housework

Husband: Let's divide the housework.

Wife: Good.First of all, let a man do the dirty work, such as wiping the floor, cleaning the toilet, cleaning the table...

Husband: Right.

Wife: You are studying science and engineering, and I am studying liberal arts. You have to do things with electricity, such as washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, and electric irons...

Husband: This... OK!

Wife: The man dominates the outside, and the woman dominates the inside.Dealing with outsiders is up to you, shopping for vegetables, paying utility bills, getting newspapers and milk...

Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?

Wife: Don't worry.There is so much oily smoke in the kitchen, it can ruin the skin, so you have to do the cooking.

Husband: Just tell me what you do.

Wife: I also have a lot to do.I can be with you, watch over you, praise you, comfort you...