Pick up a boss as a pet

Yan Jimeng's whole body was stiff, chewing the food in his mouth mechanically, it tasted like chewing wax.The second senior brother was sitting on the side, picking up a chopstick dish for him from time to time, and looking at him with interest.

"Junior Brother Qingyan, is the food delicious?"

Yan Jimeng nodded quickly.

With a smile on the corner of the mouth of the second senior brother, he leaned forward again, lowered his voice and asked softly: "Are you so relieved about the things here, senior brother? Second senior brother, I am a big villain, aren't you afraid that I will put medicine in my food?" ?”

Yan Jimeng's scalp was numb and he raised his eyes to look at the second senior brother. He jumped up as if his butt was burned, and ran to the side to vomit while clutching his throat.

The second senior brother was behind him, laughing.

Yan Jimeng looked up at the second senior brother angrily, "Qing Mian, why are you doing this?"

"What? Putting medicine in food? Do you believe me when I tell you?" Qing Mian said jokingly.

"..." Yan Jimeng didn't know what to say.

"Besides, do I need to use this kind of dirty trick of putting medicine in food?" The second senior brother said, suddenly came over, raised his hand and pinched Yan Jimeng's chin, forcing him to swallow something, and waited for the second brother The senior brother let go of his hand, the thing had already melted in the esophagus.

Yan Jimeng stared at the second senior brother with wide eyes.

The second senior brother clapped his hands leisurely, and said: "Although junior brother Qingyan has a bad memory, that's the only way I can rest assured."

"Second senior brother, what did you eat for me?"

"Guess?" The second senior brother turned his head and looked at him with a smile.

"I can't guess." Yan Jimeng said stiffly with a wooden face.

"Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I won't let you die."

Yan Jimeng took a few deep breaths, and her mind cleared up a lot.He suddenly understood that he had been dragged into a boat by the second senior brother, and he could only be controlled by the second senior brother in the future.But he is not afraid of wearing shoes when he is barefoot, since his life is already in the hands of the other party, there is nothing to be afraid of.Moreover, the second senior brother should do this because he still has value to use.

Yan Jimeng smiled, took a step forward and held the second senior brother's hand, and said, "I knew that the second senior brother loved me and would not be willing to let me die."

Qing Mian didn't expect him to have such a big reversal, and was so disgusted by his nasty words that she almost vomited blood.This guy actually kicked his nose on his face!

Qing Mian didn't give in, and grabbed Yan Jimeng's hand: "Junior Brother Qing Yan, it's good that you know."

The corners of Yan Jimeng's eyes twitched.At this time, the two unexpectedly cursed the same sentence in their hearts: Damn, this guy really knows how to act!

The two clenched their hands for a moment, and finally couldn't help the goosebumps, and they dropped their hands at the same time.

Yan Jimeng slowed down, and said, "Second Senior Brother called me here just to give me medicine? Then I'll take this medicine too, so I should go too."

Qing Mian said, "Stop."

Yan Jimeng turned around.

Qing Mian smiled and said: "I haven't finished my words, why is Junior Brother Qingyan leaving in such a hurry? Could it be that my place is a den of wolves and tigers, would I eat Junior Brother in one bite?"

Yan Jimeng: "Second senior brother, what did you say? Even if you eat me until there are no bones left, I will be happy for it!"

Qing Mian smiled, bent over and sat down, raised her hand and knocked on the table to signal Yan Jimeng to sit down too.Yan Jimeng had no choice but to sit opposite him to see what the second senior brother had to say.

Qing Mian said, "Are you curious, why did I go to Mount Huan to send me here?"

Seeing that he was talking about this, Yan Jimeng couldn't help pricking up his ears.Unexpectedly, Qingmian smiled slightly: "I won't tell you even if you're curious."

Ignoring Yan Jimeng's gloomy expression, he said again: "However, I have finished my work with the Huanshan School, and it's time for me to leave."

Yan Jimeng immediately grabbed Qing Mian's sleeve, pretended to be reluctant to leave, and said, "Second senior brother, are you leaving? I'm so reluctant to leave, so welcome to come again!"

Second senior brother: "..."

"I haven't finished my sentence yet. I am the second disciple of the Huanshan Sect. How can I just leave. I need your help."

"help?"

The second senior brother nodded, and said, "Aren't there still a few small sects on Mount Huan? These small sects will hand over their spiritual veins every year to make offerings to the Huanshan sect. And at this time of year, the Huanshan sect will Send someone down to personally transport the offerings back to the sect. And the person who goes down to escort the offerings every year is me."

He looked at Yan Jimeng and continued: "I will tell the head this year to bring you one more. I think you will understand what to do when the time comes. You are much smarter than I thought."

Yan Jimeng thought for a while, and said, "Second Senior Brother, you mean that you plan to go down the mountain to escort the enshrinement, and then you won't come back? The head won't pursue it?"

"I don't care about this. It's up to you, Junior Brother Qingyan, to prevent the head of the sect from being held accountable." The second senior brother was still smiling, but the more Yan Jimeng looked at it, the more sad and indignant he became, wishing he could punch that pretty face. face!

Yan Jimeng left the second senior brother's yard sadly and angrily, but was stopped halfway.When he looked up, he found that the little senior brother and the third senior brother were standing in front of him.

The third senior brother was a little surprised and said: "Hey, little senior brother, why are you here? What a coincidence! The direction you came from seems to be the second senior brother's yard!"

When Yan Jimeng saw these two people, he guessed that they were probably here to inquire about gossip.If you want to inquire, just inquire about how you pretend to meet by chance.Also, hey, that surprised expression doesn't look like that at all.

Yan Jimeng stared at the two of them in his heart for a second, and said straight to the point: "You have come to ask me about my relationship with Second Senior Brother, right?"

Third senior brother: "Hey hey."

Junior brother: "Hey hey."

"Do you want to listen?"

"Yes!" The two said in unison.

Yan Jimeng was being upset by the second senior brother, so he took them to the inner door kitchen to steal a jar of wine, and the three of them ran to the high roof of the library, sitting and drinking while looking at the stars.

Yan Jimeng borrowed wine to get rid of his worries, and couldn't help but said with some grief and indignation: "Let me tell you, in fact, I don't like Second Senior Brother a long time ago!"

"Ah?" The third brother stared at him stupidly with his mouth wide open.

"I just fell in love with the face of the second senior brother. Huh, but after entering the inner door, I found that all the senior brothers are very handsome! Why should I hang myself on a tree with a crooked neck like the second senior brother! So I don't want to do it again I'm pestering Second Senior Brother!" Yan Jimeng took a sip of wine and continued: "But! Second Senior Brother came to pester me! He told me crying that he couldn't live without me!"

With a puff, the little senior brother sprayed the third senior brother all over the face.

Yan Jimeng continued to speak unobtrusively: "Second senior brother cried so sadly, saying that he has fallen in love with me a long time ago, and if I don't like him anymore, he will die! I can't help it! I really can't help it! He is so Beg me, I have no choice but to agree to him!"

He said, with a sad face on his face, and took another sip of wine.

The little senior brother originally wanted to yell that you fart!But when he thought of waking up from sleep in the afternoon, he saw the second senior brother talking to Yan Jimeng affectionately, saying affectionately that he was happy to see him, and finally dragging him to dinner affectionately, he felt that maybe , Maybe, probably, maybe... What Yan Jimeng said is true.

The third senior brother looked at the younger senior brother with an inquiring look, and the younger senior brother nodded almost invisibly with a sad expression on his face.The third senior brother was instantly struck by lightning.

"Second senior brother also said that he can't leave me for a moment." Yan Jimeng looked sad: "He also said that the head will send him to other factions to check the offerings for a while, and he can't leave me. Take me with you. He won't be parted from me for a quarter of an hour."

Yan Jimeng raised his head and downed all the wine.

He shook off the wine bottle, fell on his back on the roof, looked at the bright starry sky, and slowly closed his eyes.

The third senior brother muttered: "I must have drunk too much and misheard!"

The little brother poured down all the wine, and murmured: "The world is so unpredictable, it's really unpredictable."

The two of them slept on the roof with Yan Jimeng all night, and the next day they shared the news with other gossiping seniors without hesitation.The rest of the people shouted that it was impossible, and even started a bet on whether the second senior brother would take Yan Jimeng down the mountain with him.

As a result, those brothers who were not interested in gossip also found out about it.

After a few days, the head master really gathered all his disciples to discuss the matter of going down the mountain to escort and worship.The candidate for the escort, of course, is the same as in previous years, the second senior brother.

The second senior brother nodded, took another step forward, and said, "I see that the little junior brother is very smart. He has been here for more than half a year, and he has been staying on the mountain. He hasn't exercised well. Otherwise, he will come down the mountain with me, so that he can practice. some."

As soon as these words came out, the little senior brother suddenly yelled that his head hurts, turned around and fell on the third senior brother on the left.The third senior brother took advantage of the trend and fell on the fifth senior brother.This movement was like dominoes, one after another, and in a short while most of the disciples in the hall fell down!

Even the always mature and prudent senior brother Qing Huan looked at the second senior brother with a look of shock and disbelief!