Mary Su Leng Shao and Ba Zong HE
Chapter 28
Gu Baoqing was speechless about his behavior, and was even more confused by her own ecstasy.
He quickly recovered and looked at Ye Leng, who was lying on the table tired from laughing, looking up at him.
"Bad tricks?" Gu Boqing asked.
"Beauty trick." Ye Leng patted his chest and winked.
Gu Baoqing felt that there might be something wrong with him, and now that Ye Leng was fuming here, his heart could even be said to be as calm as still water.
But just at that moment, he really felt a palpitation.
He thought about it, maybe it was the illusion that he was too busy during this time.
There is a high probability that he will not mention this matter again in the future. Seeing Ye Leng's character of falling asleep instantly after hearing about learning, it may not be that material.
However, gold will always shine, and it doesn't necessarily have to be in one field.
Gu Baoqing rubbed his temples, and just about to say something, Ye Leng suddenly made a "shh" gesture to him.
He pointed to the people at the table next to him, and said with his lips: "Do you remember what I told you about Di Xuyao before? The driver of the pig cart last time was there."
Gu Baoqing: ...
He watched Ye Leng's exaggerated movements, and after gently pinching the bridge of his nose, he opened his mouth slowly: "What do you want to say?"
"I want to find out." Ye Leng said frankly: "Although I escaped with my cleverness and agility this time, who knows if letting him go will bring any bad consequences. I can't always So passive, otherwise even if it is not affected this time, there will always be a next time."
"What does it have to do with this pig cart driver?" Although Gu Baoqing agreed with his words, she still didn't quite understand.
"He seems to have a grudge with Zhai Xuyao." Ye Leng explained: "I don't think Zhai Xuyao may be the first offender. He seems to be naturally emotionally indifferent. I think if he doesn't care about it, he will probably be anti-social."
He grimaced and looked exaggerated.
"Probably not." Gu Boqing lowered his eyes: "He is a smart person, and a smart person will not do stupid things, including breaking the law."
"That's not necessarily true." Ye Leng held his chin: "Smart people are conceited, so they are more likely to think that they can do whatever they want."
This topic is meaningless, and only Zhai Xuyao knows what is going on in his head.
So the two of them just discussed for a while, and Gu Boqing asked a more targeted question: "So you plan to perform the following duties as a parent?"
"I'm not in the mood. Besides, he's the kind of person, will he listen to me?" Ye Leng put on a fierce look on purpose, and then said: "I have to find a way to reassure him. The way to deal with the person is to let him feel what is dangerous in the world while abiding by the social order."
Gu Baoqing: ...
I strongly suspect that this seedling will become even more crooked if it is not straightened.
As long as Ye Leng is determined to pay attention, he will not be able to pull back even a few cows.
In addition, he and Zhai Xuyao have been squeezing each other for a long time, so he has been waiting for this opportunity for a long time.
"A specific plan?" Gu Baoqing couldn't help him, and he didn't think that he could stop making trouble with him, so he asked instead.
"Eavesdropping here." Ye Leng said with a serious expression, "Then...I haven't thought about anything else yet."
Gu Baoqing said that the only difference between you and having no plan is that you delayed my ten seconds.
His brain was running fast, but on the surface he maintained the overbearing posture, and he questioned: "What if they don't talk about Zhai Xuyao?"
"You don't understand." Ye Leng said nonsense seriously: "I am the protagonist, with a halo! One of them is that the protagonist can hear 100% of the key characters chatting."
Gu Baoqing sneered: "Do you really think we are characters in a novel?"
"Of course not." Ye Leng actually knew that the chances were very small, but if he didn't give it a try, the chances would be zero, so he said nonsense without changing his face: "We are not characters in novels, we are special existences, but everyone You are the protagonist of your own life. Anyway, try it first, if it doesn’t work, then talk.”
Gu Baoqing felt that the actions of herself and Ye Leng were like two dumb new detectives in a funny suspense drama, knowing that they might be doing nothing, but still insisting on wasting time.
He lowered his head, not wanting to accompany him.
However, Ye Leng didn't think that the skill "Walls Have Ears" required two people to activate it together.
He has already used [-]% concentration to listen to the conversation between the two.
The driver's nickname is Pigcar, which sounds like a foreigner's name, but in fact it was transliterated from pigcar by a few of his old buddies who got up to bury him.
None of them have studied English for a few years, and they don't even know how the driver speaks English, so they can only reluctantly use cars to replace them.
"Carl, how are you earning this month?" a Mediterranean man asked.
"Same as usual, don't call that bad nickname." The driver poured himself a glass of wine: "A few days ago, I went to that old Zhu's pig farm again, and the kid surnamed Zhai was there too."
Ye Leng: ...
In fact, he didn't hold out any hope, but he didn't expect it to be such a coincidence.
Holding the idea of "Maybe I'm really the chosen young hero", he put a piece of sushi on Gu Boqing's plate with a complicated expression, and lowered his voice thinking that it was very concealed: "Look, I really am Hit it!"
Gu Baoqing didn't miss this sentence, and was as surprised as Ye Leng.
He silently sighed that God was always on Ye Leng's side, then looked at the sushi in the bowl that had not passed through the serving chopsticks, and ate it naturally.
Over there, the conversation continues.
"It's the one who has a grudge against you?" Mediterranean Sea is a watcher who doesn't think it's a big deal.
Those with a beer belly are much more stable, but there is still a bit of ridicule in their words: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not sure if that kid did it."
"Then who else could there be?" The driver became more and more angry as he thought about it, "Don't be fooled by that kid's mask, he looks like he has good grades, a three-good boy, but what he actually did, tsk tsk tsk."
"Do you have evidence?" Mediterranean choked on him: "Drink without evidence!"
The driver poured himself a glass of baijiu, the alcohol they ordered was much higher than the fruit wine in Ye Leng's hand.
"His grandma's!" He swears: "I've really reached the blood mold of eight lifetimes. Sooner or later, I will catch that bastard and let him know what the sky is high and the earth is thick!"
"Come on!" With a toothpick in his beer belly: "Take it easy, this is not a food stall outside, we are also people with status."
Haidi shook his head: "Brother, you can't blame me for this, right? But let me tell you, you have a good relationship with that old Zhu, you might as well go and talk to him."
The driver just took advantage of the verbal advantage, and after talking nonsense, he didn't have a plan at all.
He is also the kind of useless type in life.As a driver whose monthly salary is not much higher than Ye Leng, how dare he really offend the boss' nephew?
He ate two pieces of sashimi sullenly, and said: "That's his nephew, can he not protect him? What's the use of asking him, I asked him as soon as the incident happened, and he insisted that the child was in the house all night I studied here and never came out.”
"Then you just forget about it?" Mediterranean Sea drank some wine, a little flustered: "I think you are really a coward, if I was beaten up for no reason, I must find an explanation!"
The driver couldn't hear this, and his face turned red for a moment.He muttered several times before finally saying: "Don't worry about my affairs, just pretend nothing happened."
This topic is almost over here.
A few unsatisfactory middle-aged men gathered together, drank some wine, and couldn't do without bragging.
Ye Leng listened for a while longer, and after confirming that there were no more effective clues, he lowered his head.
"No more ideas?" Gu Baoqing cleared his thoughts after seeing his expression.
"Yes." Ye Leng shrugged his shoulders: "But I don't think Lao Zhu is the type to cover up children. He said no, so Di Xuyao may have never slipped out."
As he spoke, he called the waiter to pay the bill: "Just listen to this nonsense matter. I really suspect that Di Xuyao called. Then we need to find some evidence."
The waiter came very quickly, Ye Leng saw that the bill was less than 100 yuan, and he split up with Gu Boqing, feeling very relieved.
When he thought about it, when he spent the money, he forgot that he was still thinking about how to punish Zhai Xuyao, so Gu Baoqing didn't continue to ask.
When the two returned home, they were all sweaty.
Gu Baoqing rushed to the bathroom first, and Ye Leng could only wait for him to come out before continuing to wash.
After taking a bath, it was still early, and Ye Leng sat on the newly made bed, smelling the faint fragrance on the bedding, and said to Gu Boqing: "Fortunately, we borrowed the dryer from Sister Chen, otherwise we can't sleep tonight." There is no need for a new quilt."
Gu Baoqing pushed him inside with disgust: "Don't be like a dog, smell everything."
Ye Leng:?
He pointed to his face: "I'm wretched, you look at my face, can you say that?"
Gu Boqing looked at him expressionlessly, but somehow remembered the moment when he was in the restaurant.
It's okay if he doesn't want to, but when he thinks about it, his eyes don't know where to look again.
Eye?The eyes are too beating.
nose?Wiped it today.
mouth? ...
For the first time, Gu Baoqing felt that his memory was too good to be a problem, because after so many days, he could still remember the appearance of Ye Leng naked in front of him.
Every time he came to such a time, he would inevitably think of how he was at that time.
Ye Leng didn't expect that the other party had thought of something strange.
In his eyes, Gu Baoqing is a boring and honest gentleman.
Therefore, he didn't find anything wrong with Gu Baoqing at all, and calmly switched to the next topic: "But it's really fragrant here, not just the quilt fragrance."
Gu Baoqing came back to her senses and felt that she might really need to see a doctor.It's really not a good sign to stare at your former enemy and find your roommate in a daze every now and then.
"What else can it be if it's not quilt incense?" He asked.
"It's the masculinity in me." Ye Leng shook his head greasyly, and then got goosebumps all over his body because of his disgust.
He was rolling on the bed laughing, and Gu Boqing, who hadn't realized where the point of his laughter was, felt that he had suddenly gone crazy, and he almost called the emergency call.
After Ye sneered, he took out his phone and clicked on the short video software, and let out a soft groan.
"What's wrong?" Gu Baoqing asked.
"Millions of fans." Ye Leng wiped his eyes again: "You said that there are so many people who are willing to watch the two being chased by pigs, and there are tens of thousands of comments. How idle are these contemporary netizens."
"Swiping short videos is actually a trap." Gu Boqing said: "We always look forward to the next video will be very interesting, but we think it won't take up much time, so we keep scrolling, and the traffic increases."
What Ye Leng wanted to hear was not his analysis, but he was also interested in this topic.
He got up straight away: "Then how long do you think I'll be popular?"
Gu Baoqing shook his head: "Without special operation methods, there is a high probability that it will be a flash in the pan."
"What if there is?"
"It will only gradually calm down. After all, Internet celebrities are not like celebrities. They don't have works worth remembering to support. You can't expect that when others think of you in the future, you will be chased by pigs, right?" Gu Boqing said clearly.
Ye Leng let out a "fuck", startled by the imaginary scene.
It's okay for a short time, but after a long time, if he thinks that he will be tied up with a sow for sale in the future, he will feel very desperate.
He suddenly lost a lot of the freshness and excitement of being popular overnight, but he was still scrolling through the homepage of Lao Zhu's wife, watching the number of fans increase gradually.
He didn't want to read the comment section anymore, because it must be related to Gu Boqing.
Thinking of this, he turned his head and glanced at Gu Baoqing: "By the way, after the proprietress gives me the money from the live broadcast room, I will give you half of it."
Gu Baoqing seemed to be tinkering with something on the phone, and was a little surprised when he heard it: "Give it to me?"
"Of course." Ye Leng patted his chest: "I'm not the kind of person who swallows everything alone."
His brain circuit is very simple, but it makes Gu Baoqing, who has been thinking about how to calculate money before, feel a little ashamed.He found that he couldn't estimate Ye Leng according to the logic of ordinary adults, because his world was very simple, or even though he knew the world was not so clean, he tried hard to maintain a sincere heart.
The man pondered for a few seconds, took out his phone and logged in to a website: "I don't want the money anymore, please fill in something for me."
Ye Leng poked his head over to take a look, and was blinded by the colorful picture.He quickly turned away and asked dissatisfiedly, "What is this?"
After he finished speaking, he seemed to have thought of something, and moved to the foot of the bed: "You don't want to register as a member of that website, do you?"
Gu Baoqing didn't realize what he was saying, and looked at him sideways: "What, what?"
Seeing his blank expression, Ye Leng was a little surprised. He hugged the new pillow and lay next to Gu Baoqing, and pushed him: "What are you pretending to be? It's just a small movie? Don't tell me you haven't watched it yet." .”
The current bed is much bigger than before, and Ye Leng also has more room to be a demon.
Only then did Gu Boqing realize what he was talking about, and she couldn't help turning dark.But he didn't immediately deny it, but instead asked, "Have you seen it?"
Ye Leng didn't feel ashamed about this topic, he had discussed it with his brothers as well.
But when he was about to make up a provocative story for Gu Boqing, he saw the other party's mocking expression.The idea of showing off his self suddenly weakened a lot, and Ye Leng could only confess the truth: "I have watched it a bit, but I don't think it is as fun as pubg, so I went to play games."
Gu Baoqing was not surprised when he heard this, obviously he had realized this a long time ago.
Perhaps for Ye Leng, playing games with his brother is more interesting than chatting with his sister.After all, there is no love in esports.
Ye Leng had never noticed this before, but this time he mentioned it, he felt a bit inferior, as if he had suffered a loss on some important issue, and hit his head on the pillow.
"I'll definitely watch it next time." He swore earnestly, and those who didn't know thought he wasn't talking about short movies, but learning materials.
...Although it is indeed a learning material to some extent.
The corner of Gu Baoqing's mouth twitched, and she stopped and changed the subject in a neutral manner: "That's no need, you should come to this website to fill in the stuff for me first."
"What the hell is it?" Ye Leng walked around and almost forgot about the website.
"Lottery tickets." Gu Bo said passionately.
Ye Leng: ...
False overlord: Tianliang Wang Po.
The real overlord: You fill out a lottery ticket for me.
He rubbed his eyes, then exaggeratedly picked out his ears: "What did you say?"
"I think you've been lucky these few days, and I want to see if that's the case." Gu Boqing didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with her behavior.But he can even send a connection like cutting a knife for me, and the lottery ticket doesn't seem to be a big deal.
"Where did you draw that conclusion?" Ye Leng snorted: "My luck is pretty good, but drawing a lottery ticket is too metaphysical, right? How much is a lottery ticket?"
"I've observed it, and this is the most professional and formal lottery organization." Gu Boqing said: "A lottery ticket costs three yuan. If you win a lottery, the bonus is at least five yuan, and the maximum is five million."
"500 million!" Ye Leng got up, his eyes were bigger than copper bells: "Are you serious?"
"Nonsense." Gu Boqing said: "But the chances are quite small, it's pretty good if you win the lottery."
Ye Leng also knew this, but it still didn't stop him from being in high spirits.
He crossed his arms: "But if this one really wins the lottery, how should we divide it?"
"We won half of the lottery." Gu Boqing said: "I will pay for the lottery tickets."
The lottery ticket was originally just for fun, and Ye Leng never thought that he could really win the lottery, so he readily agreed: "Deal!"
"Let's choose the number." Gu Baoqing recharged three yuan and clicked into the application form.
He registered the account all the way, but when he turned around, he found that Ye Leng had his eyes tightly closed and said nothing.
"What are you doing?" Gu Baoqing asked.
Ye Leng let out a breath, crossed his legs, and gestured with his hands in the air, as if he was giving the air a massage: "I'm feeling the power that the heavens gave me!"
Gu Baoqing: ...
I think you're just losing your mind.
But he still said patiently: "So, what did you perceive?"
Ye Leng opened his eyes unhurriedly: "The sashimi we ate today tastes really good, next time we go to that store, we can order two more."
Gu Boqing was silent again.
His hand was already clenched into a fist, and the joints made a slight sound.
Ye Leng scratched his head and said, "Why don't we come back tomorrow? According to the principle of the conservation of luck, my good luck today may have been used up."
As he spoke, he stroked his chin: "But if the conservation of luck really exists, the many disasters I suffered a while ago may all be paving the way for today."
"Hurry up." Gu Baoqing realized that he was going to take the topic in a strange direction again, and hurriedly corrected it: "It's a slow process to choose a few numbers."
"What's the reminder, don't you know that this kind of thing needs to be brewed?" Ye Leng corrected his attitude: "I think I can try my lucky number first."
"How much?" Gu Baoqing asked: "Don't talk about what you have and what you don't have, just say it a few times."
"20." Ye Leng said: "My birthday is January NO.20, you know that?"
This was the first time Gu Boqing knew about it, and he silently remembered this date in his heart: "So you were born on this day."
"Is this day special?" Ye Leng didn't understand what he meant.
"Nothing special." Gu Boqing shook his head: "Are there any other numbers?"
This time, Ye Leng didn't dawdle, and reported a series of numbers without hesitation, each with a note: "66, these are the last two digits of my student number. I specially asked the principal to do it for auspiciousness. Oh By the way, there is also 88. 88 doesn’t have any special meaning. It’s just a homophonic pronunciation. Ah, speaking of which, my first full score was on June 6th, so 7 and [-] should be quite good... "
Ye Leng was brainstorming, and Gu Baoqing filled in every number and wrote it down one by one.
He felt that he vaguely saw the story of a teenager through these numbers. They seemed nothing special to him, but they became unique from today.
After Ye Leng finished speaking all the numbers, he looked at Gu Boqing: "Why don't you remember?"
"It's enough." Gu Baoqing said, "It doesn't need that much."
"Then why didn't you tell me to stop?" Ye Leng said speechlessly: "It's a waste of emotion, I'm still trying to conceive."
"It's not bad." Gu Baoqing calmly repeated: "On March [-], [-]xx, I got the first and only little red flower in the kindergarten. On July [-], [-]xx, I wet the bed for the last time. ..."
Ye Leng quickly covered him with a pillow: "Shut up, you made up the bedwetting, I never said that."
"Is the little red flower very proud?" Gu Baoqing asked.
"Isn't it?" Ye Leng said earnestly: "Not every child can get the little red flower given by the teacher in the kindergarten. And as the one who can get it, of course I should remember it!"
Seeing him proudly cocking his tail, Gu Baoqing sneered: "I thought you couldn't hold these things in your mind, and you could just forget about any troubles and troubles."
"There's nothing to remember about troubles." Ye Leng corrected him: "People live a lifetime, if all they remember are unhappy things, how boring is life."
"So you used the little brain capacity you had on memorizing... You ate eggs when you were eight years old, and you ate double-yolk eggs?"
"What is the only brain capacity?" Ye Leng pointed to his head: "The content in it is happiness that most people can't imagine. If I remember trivial troubles every day, then I have You will have to commit suicide the day you see it all."
Gu Baoqing wanted to argue with him a few words, but was choked by the second half of his sentence.
That picture reappeared in front of my eyes, clearer than that moment.
He forced himself to ignore Ye Lengchi's naked body walking up and down in front of him, and forcibly picked up Ye Leng's words: "If you want to say that, you have to remember that the days are long."
Ye Leng made a "no" gesture and said: "Actually, there are not many. I used to have a notebook dedicated to remembering these days, and I wrote more than 20 pages in total. The most powerful thing was when I was three years old. I was still a When I was little Douding, I climbed onto the books to dig out the eggs!"
"and then?"
"Then I was carried down by the housekeeper. Two days later, the tree was gone." Ye Leng said that he wanted to cry, "My achievements and merits in my childhood have been reduced. They were not many in the first place. of."
"Picking out bird eggs can be considered a meritorious service." Gu Baoqing's tone could no longer be mocking.
Ye Leng was not ashamed but proud, and proudly held his head up: "I just think I am very powerful, why, can't you? You didn't have a childhood, did you ever get complacent about such things when you were young? I don't believe it. "
Gu Baoqing's raised smile gradually disappeared.
Unlike Ye Leng's colorful childhood, his childhood was gray, full of tears from his mother and insults from his father.
That man doesn't like him as a child, he has known this for a long time, but it still makes people feel angina when he finds out.
Even after so many years, even if that person has long been aware of his crimes and mistakes, and even showed him a look of awe more than once, he still doesn't want to recall what happened back then.
There is a saying that is good.
A happy childhood heals a lifetime.
Unhappy childhood needs a lifetime to heal.
Even if he stands on a high place, he doesn't need to look up to that man, but can trample him under his feet.
He never felt that he was happy, he knew that person still ruined him, everything he did now was because of that person, whether he liked it, whether it was related to his dream, these It doesn't matter anymore.
He just wanted to defeat that person, and that person became the only meaning of his life.
So he still lost, and he still couldn't get rid of this haze.
"What is your dream?" Gu Boqing asked after submitting the lottery ticket, instead of answering Ye Leng's question.
Ye Leng sat up straighter, and said seriously, "I don't really know the truth, but I am. I still have the possibility to explore my dream in 90 or [-] years. It doesn't matter if I don't know so early, right?" ?”
After a pause, he said again: "Why do you ask this suddenly? You also know that my dream is not something serious."
"It's nothing." Gu Baoqing lowered her eyes and said slowly, "I just thought about it."
"I know you." Ye Leng glanced at the getting late time on the phone, yawned, put the pillow away, obviously ready to sleep: "You don't lack anything, you should have achievements, you should be famous You are famous and famous, even if you wear it, you can become a famous person so quickly. I read someone’s circle of friends two days ago. Are you promoted? Congratulations.”
Gu Baoqing was silent for a while, and asked again: "Do you like raising pigs very much?"
"Yes." Ye Leng nodded, and then corrected himself: "Actually, I can't say that I like it, but I feel a sense of accomplishment in the process of doing it. My colleagues are also very good people except Zhai Xuyao. Old Zhu He and his wife are very kind to me, and the salary is also good. In every sense, I am happy to work there."
"Happy." Gu Baoqing chewed these three words: "Raising pigs can also be happy."
"Of course, why would I do it if I'm not happy? Looking for guilt?" Ye Leng spread his hands: "And it does give money, and money is also an important point for me to choose it, but it's not the only one. Just click."
After Ye Leng said this, he immediately took out his mobile phone and clicked on the memo: "Wait, wait, write down my words quickly, it's like a kumquat! Absolutely."
Gu Baoqing, who was a little touched at first: ...
Forget it, he was counting on how profound theories he would gain from Ye Leng.
In fact, what he said was rough and unreasonable, but Gu Boqing decided not to tell him what he thought, in order to avoid this person from being complacent.
"Go to sleep."
Gu Baoqing didn't continue this topic, he went to the door and turned off the light, and then got into bed.
Watching Ye Leng quickly find a comfortable position on the bed to sleep in seconds, but he couldn't fall asleep looking at the ceiling.
Unexpectedly, after going around and going around, it was his turn to suffer from insomnia. He felt that he had many things to think about carefully.
For example, at a certain moment just now, his heart beat much faster again.
After thinking for a moment, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhang who.
[Gu Boqing: Are you there? 】
[Zhang who: Here, Xiao Gu, didn't you have a night out with your brother-in-law? 】
Gu Baoqing frowned fiercely:
[Gu Boqing:? 】
[Zhang who withdrew a message]
[Zhang who: Yes, yes, what's the matter? 】
Gu Baoqing thought about it and said:
[Gu Baoqing: Do you know any better hospitals nearby?Don't want a small clinic, don't want the one with a lot of noisy people. ] Zhang who just finished kissing his wife good night, was shocked when he saw the news.
He didn't know that Gu Baoqing wanted to ask if there was a private hospital because he disliked that the small clinics nearby were not regular, and the large hospitals required long queues.
[Zhang who: ...]
[Zhang who: Xiao Gu, you are talking about the kind of private hospital, for special people, right? ] Gu Baoqing felt that this statement was a bit strange, but after careful consideration, it seemed that there was no problem.
So he calmly replied:
[Gu Boqing: Yes. 】
[Gu Baoqing: Those who don't need to queue for a long time, be more formal. 】
Zhang who wiped his sweat, he didn't expect Xiao Gu and his brother-in-law to have troubles like that.
He reluctantly recommended a WeChat account of the list to Gu Boqing:
【Zhang Who: You can consult this doctor. I encountered this problem before and saw it from him. 】【Zhang Who: They are absolutely formal. Although the price is a bit more expensive, the advantage lies in their strong confidentiality. ] Gu Boqing said in a heartfelt, "Secrecy is really important", so he sent a thank you message to Zhang Who: [Gu Boqing: Thank you. 】
[Zhang Who: Thank you. 】
[Zhang Who: But my brother has also had troubles in this regard, you have to help me keep it a secret. 】【Gu Baoqing:? 】
[Gu Boqing: You have one too? 】
[Zhang Who: It's only been a while, maybe I'm too tired, I'm healed now! 】【Zhang Who: My wife and I are about to have a baby, so stop talking nonsense. ] Gu Baoqing really doesn't understand the relationship between the recent unsteady heartbeat and having a child.
He didn't reply to Zhang who, but clicked on the WeChat account and applied for a friend.
Not long after, he saw the phrase "You are already friends, come and say hello and start chatting!"
The profile picture of the other party is a doctor in a white coat, who looks very professional, rigorous and serious, which makes Gu Baoqing very satisfied.
However, the other party's first sentence made him want to fuck Zhang who:
[Xiao Sun: Hello, I am Xiao Sun, the assistant of xx, director of the Andrology Department of xx private hospital, what is your specific problem? 】【Xiao Sun: I suggest you describe your problem in detail, don't hide your illness from medical treatment, we will keep your conversation confidential] Gu Baoqing: ...
It's too cold to die :)
The author has something to say: [Unlock today's achievements: Know the date of Mr. Leng's last bedwetting] Mr. Leng: He really made it up, not me. Please believe it.
Mr. Gu: Do you believe it?Anyway, I believe it :)
Yanyan's diary:
Today, Ma Ma didn't cook for me, so I made turkey noodles, ordered sweet Ma Korean fried chicken, and fried pork belly!
Alas, my damn fine workmanship that has nowhere to go! (Obviously only made one dish
He quickly recovered and looked at Ye Leng, who was lying on the table tired from laughing, looking up at him.
"Bad tricks?" Gu Boqing asked.
"Beauty trick." Ye Leng patted his chest and winked.
Gu Baoqing felt that there might be something wrong with him, and now that Ye Leng was fuming here, his heart could even be said to be as calm as still water.
But just at that moment, he really felt a palpitation.
He thought about it, maybe it was the illusion that he was too busy during this time.
There is a high probability that he will not mention this matter again in the future. Seeing Ye Leng's character of falling asleep instantly after hearing about learning, it may not be that material.
However, gold will always shine, and it doesn't necessarily have to be in one field.
Gu Baoqing rubbed his temples, and just about to say something, Ye Leng suddenly made a "shh" gesture to him.
He pointed to the people at the table next to him, and said with his lips: "Do you remember what I told you about Di Xuyao before? The driver of the pig cart last time was there."
Gu Baoqing: ...
He watched Ye Leng's exaggerated movements, and after gently pinching the bridge of his nose, he opened his mouth slowly: "What do you want to say?"
"I want to find out." Ye Leng said frankly: "Although I escaped with my cleverness and agility this time, who knows if letting him go will bring any bad consequences. I can't always So passive, otherwise even if it is not affected this time, there will always be a next time."
"What does it have to do with this pig cart driver?" Although Gu Baoqing agreed with his words, she still didn't quite understand.
"He seems to have a grudge with Zhai Xuyao." Ye Leng explained: "I don't think Zhai Xuyao may be the first offender. He seems to be naturally emotionally indifferent. I think if he doesn't care about it, he will probably be anti-social."
He grimaced and looked exaggerated.
"Probably not." Gu Boqing lowered his eyes: "He is a smart person, and a smart person will not do stupid things, including breaking the law."
"That's not necessarily true." Ye Leng held his chin: "Smart people are conceited, so they are more likely to think that they can do whatever they want."
This topic is meaningless, and only Zhai Xuyao knows what is going on in his head.
So the two of them just discussed for a while, and Gu Boqing asked a more targeted question: "So you plan to perform the following duties as a parent?"
"I'm not in the mood. Besides, he's the kind of person, will he listen to me?" Ye Leng put on a fierce look on purpose, and then said: "I have to find a way to reassure him. The way to deal with the person is to let him feel what is dangerous in the world while abiding by the social order."
Gu Baoqing: ...
I strongly suspect that this seedling will become even more crooked if it is not straightened.
As long as Ye Leng is determined to pay attention, he will not be able to pull back even a few cows.
In addition, he and Zhai Xuyao have been squeezing each other for a long time, so he has been waiting for this opportunity for a long time.
"A specific plan?" Gu Baoqing couldn't help him, and he didn't think that he could stop making trouble with him, so he asked instead.
"Eavesdropping here." Ye Leng said with a serious expression, "Then...I haven't thought about anything else yet."
Gu Baoqing said that the only difference between you and having no plan is that you delayed my ten seconds.
His brain was running fast, but on the surface he maintained the overbearing posture, and he questioned: "What if they don't talk about Zhai Xuyao?"
"You don't understand." Ye Leng said nonsense seriously: "I am the protagonist, with a halo! One of them is that the protagonist can hear 100% of the key characters chatting."
Gu Baoqing sneered: "Do you really think we are characters in a novel?"
"Of course not." Ye Leng actually knew that the chances were very small, but if he didn't give it a try, the chances would be zero, so he said nonsense without changing his face: "We are not characters in novels, we are special existences, but everyone You are the protagonist of your own life. Anyway, try it first, if it doesn’t work, then talk.”
Gu Baoqing felt that the actions of herself and Ye Leng were like two dumb new detectives in a funny suspense drama, knowing that they might be doing nothing, but still insisting on wasting time.
He lowered his head, not wanting to accompany him.
However, Ye Leng didn't think that the skill "Walls Have Ears" required two people to activate it together.
He has already used [-]% concentration to listen to the conversation between the two.
The driver's nickname is Pigcar, which sounds like a foreigner's name, but in fact it was transliterated from pigcar by a few of his old buddies who got up to bury him.
None of them have studied English for a few years, and they don't even know how the driver speaks English, so they can only reluctantly use cars to replace them.
"Carl, how are you earning this month?" a Mediterranean man asked.
"Same as usual, don't call that bad nickname." The driver poured himself a glass of wine: "A few days ago, I went to that old Zhu's pig farm again, and the kid surnamed Zhai was there too."
Ye Leng: ...
In fact, he didn't hold out any hope, but he didn't expect it to be such a coincidence.
Holding the idea of "Maybe I'm really the chosen young hero", he put a piece of sushi on Gu Boqing's plate with a complicated expression, and lowered his voice thinking that it was very concealed: "Look, I really am Hit it!"
Gu Baoqing didn't miss this sentence, and was as surprised as Ye Leng.
He silently sighed that God was always on Ye Leng's side, then looked at the sushi in the bowl that had not passed through the serving chopsticks, and ate it naturally.
Over there, the conversation continues.
"It's the one who has a grudge against you?" Mediterranean Sea is a watcher who doesn't think it's a big deal.
Those with a beer belly are much more stable, but there is still a bit of ridicule in their words: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not sure if that kid did it."
"Then who else could there be?" The driver became more and more angry as he thought about it, "Don't be fooled by that kid's mask, he looks like he has good grades, a three-good boy, but what he actually did, tsk tsk tsk."
"Do you have evidence?" Mediterranean choked on him: "Drink without evidence!"
The driver poured himself a glass of baijiu, the alcohol they ordered was much higher than the fruit wine in Ye Leng's hand.
"His grandma's!" He swears: "I've really reached the blood mold of eight lifetimes. Sooner or later, I will catch that bastard and let him know what the sky is high and the earth is thick!"
"Come on!" With a toothpick in his beer belly: "Take it easy, this is not a food stall outside, we are also people with status."
Haidi shook his head: "Brother, you can't blame me for this, right? But let me tell you, you have a good relationship with that old Zhu, you might as well go and talk to him."
The driver just took advantage of the verbal advantage, and after talking nonsense, he didn't have a plan at all.
He is also the kind of useless type in life.As a driver whose monthly salary is not much higher than Ye Leng, how dare he really offend the boss' nephew?
He ate two pieces of sashimi sullenly, and said: "That's his nephew, can he not protect him? What's the use of asking him, I asked him as soon as the incident happened, and he insisted that the child was in the house all night I studied here and never came out.”
"Then you just forget about it?" Mediterranean Sea drank some wine, a little flustered: "I think you are really a coward, if I was beaten up for no reason, I must find an explanation!"
The driver couldn't hear this, and his face turned red for a moment.He muttered several times before finally saying: "Don't worry about my affairs, just pretend nothing happened."
This topic is almost over here.
A few unsatisfactory middle-aged men gathered together, drank some wine, and couldn't do without bragging.
Ye Leng listened for a while longer, and after confirming that there were no more effective clues, he lowered his head.
"No more ideas?" Gu Baoqing cleared his thoughts after seeing his expression.
"Yes." Ye Leng shrugged his shoulders: "But I don't think Lao Zhu is the type to cover up children. He said no, so Di Xuyao may have never slipped out."
As he spoke, he called the waiter to pay the bill: "Just listen to this nonsense matter. I really suspect that Di Xuyao called. Then we need to find some evidence."
The waiter came very quickly, Ye Leng saw that the bill was less than 100 yuan, and he split up with Gu Boqing, feeling very relieved.
When he thought about it, when he spent the money, he forgot that he was still thinking about how to punish Zhai Xuyao, so Gu Baoqing didn't continue to ask.
When the two returned home, they were all sweaty.
Gu Baoqing rushed to the bathroom first, and Ye Leng could only wait for him to come out before continuing to wash.
After taking a bath, it was still early, and Ye Leng sat on the newly made bed, smelling the faint fragrance on the bedding, and said to Gu Boqing: "Fortunately, we borrowed the dryer from Sister Chen, otherwise we can't sleep tonight." There is no need for a new quilt."
Gu Baoqing pushed him inside with disgust: "Don't be like a dog, smell everything."
Ye Leng:?
He pointed to his face: "I'm wretched, you look at my face, can you say that?"
Gu Boqing looked at him expressionlessly, but somehow remembered the moment when he was in the restaurant.
It's okay if he doesn't want to, but when he thinks about it, his eyes don't know where to look again.
Eye?The eyes are too beating.
nose?Wiped it today.
mouth? ...
For the first time, Gu Baoqing felt that his memory was too good to be a problem, because after so many days, he could still remember the appearance of Ye Leng naked in front of him.
Every time he came to such a time, he would inevitably think of how he was at that time.
Ye Leng didn't expect that the other party had thought of something strange.
In his eyes, Gu Baoqing is a boring and honest gentleman.
Therefore, he didn't find anything wrong with Gu Baoqing at all, and calmly switched to the next topic: "But it's really fragrant here, not just the quilt fragrance."
Gu Baoqing came back to her senses and felt that she might really need to see a doctor.It's really not a good sign to stare at your former enemy and find your roommate in a daze every now and then.
"What else can it be if it's not quilt incense?" He asked.
"It's the masculinity in me." Ye Leng shook his head greasyly, and then got goosebumps all over his body because of his disgust.
He was rolling on the bed laughing, and Gu Boqing, who hadn't realized where the point of his laughter was, felt that he had suddenly gone crazy, and he almost called the emergency call.
After Ye sneered, he took out his phone and clicked on the short video software, and let out a soft groan.
"What's wrong?" Gu Baoqing asked.
"Millions of fans." Ye Leng wiped his eyes again: "You said that there are so many people who are willing to watch the two being chased by pigs, and there are tens of thousands of comments. How idle are these contemporary netizens."
"Swiping short videos is actually a trap." Gu Boqing said: "We always look forward to the next video will be very interesting, but we think it won't take up much time, so we keep scrolling, and the traffic increases."
What Ye Leng wanted to hear was not his analysis, but he was also interested in this topic.
He got up straight away: "Then how long do you think I'll be popular?"
Gu Baoqing shook his head: "Without special operation methods, there is a high probability that it will be a flash in the pan."
"What if there is?"
"It will only gradually calm down. After all, Internet celebrities are not like celebrities. They don't have works worth remembering to support. You can't expect that when others think of you in the future, you will be chased by pigs, right?" Gu Boqing said clearly.
Ye Leng let out a "fuck", startled by the imaginary scene.
It's okay for a short time, but after a long time, if he thinks that he will be tied up with a sow for sale in the future, he will feel very desperate.
He suddenly lost a lot of the freshness and excitement of being popular overnight, but he was still scrolling through the homepage of Lao Zhu's wife, watching the number of fans increase gradually.
He didn't want to read the comment section anymore, because it must be related to Gu Boqing.
Thinking of this, he turned his head and glanced at Gu Baoqing: "By the way, after the proprietress gives me the money from the live broadcast room, I will give you half of it."
Gu Baoqing seemed to be tinkering with something on the phone, and was a little surprised when he heard it: "Give it to me?"
"Of course." Ye Leng patted his chest: "I'm not the kind of person who swallows everything alone."
His brain circuit is very simple, but it makes Gu Baoqing, who has been thinking about how to calculate money before, feel a little ashamed.He found that he couldn't estimate Ye Leng according to the logic of ordinary adults, because his world was very simple, or even though he knew the world was not so clean, he tried hard to maintain a sincere heart.
The man pondered for a few seconds, took out his phone and logged in to a website: "I don't want the money anymore, please fill in something for me."
Ye Leng poked his head over to take a look, and was blinded by the colorful picture.He quickly turned away and asked dissatisfiedly, "What is this?"
After he finished speaking, he seemed to have thought of something, and moved to the foot of the bed: "You don't want to register as a member of that website, do you?"
Gu Baoqing didn't realize what he was saying, and looked at him sideways: "What, what?"
Seeing his blank expression, Ye Leng was a little surprised. He hugged the new pillow and lay next to Gu Baoqing, and pushed him: "What are you pretending to be? It's just a small movie? Don't tell me you haven't watched it yet." .”
The current bed is much bigger than before, and Ye Leng also has more room to be a demon.
Only then did Gu Boqing realize what he was talking about, and she couldn't help turning dark.But he didn't immediately deny it, but instead asked, "Have you seen it?"
Ye Leng didn't feel ashamed about this topic, he had discussed it with his brothers as well.
But when he was about to make up a provocative story for Gu Boqing, he saw the other party's mocking expression.The idea of showing off his self suddenly weakened a lot, and Ye Leng could only confess the truth: "I have watched it a bit, but I don't think it is as fun as pubg, so I went to play games."
Gu Baoqing was not surprised when he heard this, obviously he had realized this a long time ago.
Perhaps for Ye Leng, playing games with his brother is more interesting than chatting with his sister.After all, there is no love in esports.
Ye Leng had never noticed this before, but this time he mentioned it, he felt a bit inferior, as if he had suffered a loss on some important issue, and hit his head on the pillow.
"I'll definitely watch it next time." He swore earnestly, and those who didn't know thought he wasn't talking about short movies, but learning materials.
...Although it is indeed a learning material to some extent.
The corner of Gu Baoqing's mouth twitched, and she stopped and changed the subject in a neutral manner: "That's no need, you should come to this website to fill in the stuff for me first."
"What the hell is it?" Ye Leng walked around and almost forgot about the website.
"Lottery tickets." Gu Bo said passionately.
Ye Leng: ...
False overlord: Tianliang Wang Po.
The real overlord: You fill out a lottery ticket for me.
He rubbed his eyes, then exaggeratedly picked out his ears: "What did you say?"
"I think you've been lucky these few days, and I want to see if that's the case." Gu Boqing didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with her behavior.But he can even send a connection like cutting a knife for me, and the lottery ticket doesn't seem to be a big deal.
"Where did you draw that conclusion?" Ye Leng snorted: "My luck is pretty good, but drawing a lottery ticket is too metaphysical, right? How much is a lottery ticket?"
"I've observed it, and this is the most professional and formal lottery organization." Gu Boqing said: "A lottery ticket costs three yuan. If you win a lottery, the bonus is at least five yuan, and the maximum is five million."
"500 million!" Ye Leng got up, his eyes were bigger than copper bells: "Are you serious?"
"Nonsense." Gu Boqing said: "But the chances are quite small, it's pretty good if you win the lottery."
Ye Leng also knew this, but it still didn't stop him from being in high spirits.
He crossed his arms: "But if this one really wins the lottery, how should we divide it?"
"We won half of the lottery." Gu Boqing said: "I will pay for the lottery tickets."
The lottery ticket was originally just for fun, and Ye Leng never thought that he could really win the lottery, so he readily agreed: "Deal!"
"Let's choose the number." Gu Baoqing recharged three yuan and clicked into the application form.
He registered the account all the way, but when he turned around, he found that Ye Leng had his eyes tightly closed and said nothing.
"What are you doing?" Gu Baoqing asked.
Ye Leng let out a breath, crossed his legs, and gestured with his hands in the air, as if he was giving the air a massage: "I'm feeling the power that the heavens gave me!"
Gu Baoqing: ...
I think you're just losing your mind.
But he still said patiently: "So, what did you perceive?"
Ye Leng opened his eyes unhurriedly: "The sashimi we ate today tastes really good, next time we go to that store, we can order two more."
Gu Boqing was silent again.
His hand was already clenched into a fist, and the joints made a slight sound.
Ye Leng scratched his head and said, "Why don't we come back tomorrow? According to the principle of the conservation of luck, my good luck today may have been used up."
As he spoke, he stroked his chin: "But if the conservation of luck really exists, the many disasters I suffered a while ago may all be paving the way for today."
"Hurry up." Gu Baoqing realized that he was going to take the topic in a strange direction again, and hurriedly corrected it: "It's a slow process to choose a few numbers."
"What's the reminder, don't you know that this kind of thing needs to be brewed?" Ye Leng corrected his attitude: "I think I can try my lucky number first."
"How much?" Gu Baoqing asked: "Don't talk about what you have and what you don't have, just say it a few times."
"20." Ye Leng said: "My birthday is January NO.20, you know that?"
This was the first time Gu Boqing knew about it, and he silently remembered this date in his heart: "So you were born on this day."
"Is this day special?" Ye Leng didn't understand what he meant.
"Nothing special." Gu Boqing shook his head: "Are there any other numbers?"
This time, Ye Leng didn't dawdle, and reported a series of numbers without hesitation, each with a note: "66, these are the last two digits of my student number. I specially asked the principal to do it for auspiciousness. Oh By the way, there is also 88. 88 doesn’t have any special meaning. It’s just a homophonic pronunciation. Ah, speaking of which, my first full score was on June 6th, so 7 and [-] should be quite good... "
Ye Leng was brainstorming, and Gu Baoqing filled in every number and wrote it down one by one.
He felt that he vaguely saw the story of a teenager through these numbers. They seemed nothing special to him, but they became unique from today.
After Ye Leng finished speaking all the numbers, he looked at Gu Boqing: "Why don't you remember?"
"It's enough." Gu Baoqing said, "It doesn't need that much."
"Then why didn't you tell me to stop?" Ye Leng said speechlessly: "It's a waste of emotion, I'm still trying to conceive."
"It's not bad." Gu Baoqing calmly repeated: "On March [-], [-]xx, I got the first and only little red flower in the kindergarten. On July [-], [-]xx, I wet the bed for the last time. ..."
Ye Leng quickly covered him with a pillow: "Shut up, you made up the bedwetting, I never said that."
"Is the little red flower very proud?" Gu Baoqing asked.
"Isn't it?" Ye Leng said earnestly: "Not every child can get the little red flower given by the teacher in the kindergarten. And as the one who can get it, of course I should remember it!"
Seeing him proudly cocking his tail, Gu Baoqing sneered: "I thought you couldn't hold these things in your mind, and you could just forget about any troubles and troubles."
"There's nothing to remember about troubles." Ye Leng corrected him: "People live a lifetime, if all they remember are unhappy things, how boring is life."
"So you used the little brain capacity you had on memorizing... You ate eggs when you were eight years old, and you ate double-yolk eggs?"
"What is the only brain capacity?" Ye Leng pointed to his head: "The content in it is happiness that most people can't imagine. If I remember trivial troubles every day, then I have You will have to commit suicide the day you see it all."
Gu Baoqing wanted to argue with him a few words, but was choked by the second half of his sentence.
That picture reappeared in front of my eyes, clearer than that moment.
He forced himself to ignore Ye Lengchi's naked body walking up and down in front of him, and forcibly picked up Ye Leng's words: "If you want to say that, you have to remember that the days are long."
Ye Leng made a "no" gesture and said: "Actually, there are not many. I used to have a notebook dedicated to remembering these days, and I wrote more than 20 pages in total. The most powerful thing was when I was three years old. I was still a When I was little Douding, I climbed onto the books to dig out the eggs!"
"and then?"
"Then I was carried down by the housekeeper. Two days later, the tree was gone." Ye Leng said that he wanted to cry, "My achievements and merits in my childhood have been reduced. They were not many in the first place. of."
"Picking out bird eggs can be considered a meritorious service." Gu Baoqing's tone could no longer be mocking.
Ye Leng was not ashamed but proud, and proudly held his head up: "I just think I am very powerful, why, can't you? You didn't have a childhood, did you ever get complacent about such things when you were young? I don't believe it. "
Gu Baoqing's raised smile gradually disappeared.
Unlike Ye Leng's colorful childhood, his childhood was gray, full of tears from his mother and insults from his father.
That man doesn't like him as a child, he has known this for a long time, but it still makes people feel angina when he finds out.
Even after so many years, even if that person has long been aware of his crimes and mistakes, and even showed him a look of awe more than once, he still doesn't want to recall what happened back then.
There is a saying that is good.
A happy childhood heals a lifetime.
Unhappy childhood needs a lifetime to heal.
Even if he stands on a high place, he doesn't need to look up to that man, but can trample him under his feet.
He never felt that he was happy, he knew that person still ruined him, everything he did now was because of that person, whether he liked it, whether it was related to his dream, these It doesn't matter anymore.
He just wanted to defeat that person, and that person became the only meaning of his life.
So he still lost, and he still couldn't get rid of this haze.
"What is your dream?" Gu Boqing asked after submitting the lottery ticket, instead of answering Ye Leng's question.
Ye Leng sat up straighter, and said seriously, "I don't really know the truth, but I am. I still have the possibility to explore my dream in 90 or [-] years. It doesn't matter if I don't know so early, right?" ?”
After a pause, he said again: "Why do you ask this suddenly? You also know that my dream is not something serious."
"It's nothing." Gu Baoqing lowered her eyes and said slowly, "I just thought about it."
"I know you." Ye Leng glanced at the getting late time on the phone, yawned, put the pillow away, obviously ready to sleep: "You don't lack anything, you should have achievements, you should be famous You are famous and famous, even if you wear it, you can become a famous person so quickly. I read someone’s circle of friends two days ago. Are you promoted? Congratulations.”
Gu Baoqing was silent for a while, and asked again: "Do you like raising pigs very much?"
"Yes." Ye Leng nodded, and then corrected himself: "Actually, I can't say that I like it, but I feel a sense of accomplishment in the process of doing it. My colleagues are also very good people except Zhai Xuyao. Old Zhu He and his wife are very kind to me, and the salary is also good. In every sense, I am happy to work there."
"Happy." Gu Baoqing chewed these three words: "Raising pigs can also be happy."
"Of course, why would I do it if I'm not happy? Looking for guilt?" Ye Leng spread his hands: "And it does give money, and money is also an important point for me to choose it, but it's not the only one. Just click."
After Ye Leng said this, he immediately took out his mobile phone and clicked on the memo: "Wait, wait, write down my words quickly, it's like a kumquat! Absolutely."
Gu Baoqing, who was a little touched at first: ...
Forget it, he was counting on how profound theories he would gain from Ye Leng.
In fact, what he said was rough and unreasonable, but Gu Boqing decided not to tell him what he thought, in order to avoid this person from being complacent.
"Go to sleep."
Gu Baoqing didn't continue this topic, he went to the door and turned off the light, and then got into bed.
Watching Ye Leng quickly find a comfortable position on the bed to sleep in seconds, but he couldn't fall asleep looking at the ceiling.
Unexpectedly, after going around and going around, it was his turn to suffer from insomnia. He felt that he had many things to think about carefully.
For example, at a certain moment just now, his heart beat much faster again.
After thinking for a moment, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhang who.
[Gu Boqing: Are you there? 】
[Zhang who: Here, Xiao Gu, didn't you have a night out with your brother-in-law? 】
Gu Baoqing frowned fiercely:
[Gu Boqing:? 】
[Zhang who withdrew a message]
[Zhang who: Yes, yes, what's the matter? 】
Gu Baoqing thought about it and said:
[Gu Baoqing: Do you know any better hospitals nearby?Don't want a small clinic, don't want the one with a lot of noisy people. ] Zhang who just finished kissing his wife good night, was shocked when he saw the news.
He didn't know that Gu Baoqing wanted to ask if there was a private hospital because he disliked that the small clinics nearby were not regular, and the large hospitals required long queues.
[Zhang who: ...]
[Zhang who: Xiao Gu, you are talking about the kind of private hospital, for special people, right? ] Gu Baoqing felt that this statement was a bit strange, but after careful consideration, it seemed that there was no problem.
So he calmly replied:
[Gu Boqing: Yes. 】
[Gu Baoqing: Those who don't need to queue for a long time, be more formal. 】
Zhang who wiped his sweat, he didn't expect Xiao Gu and his brother-in-law to have troubles like that.
He reluctantly recommended a WeChat account of the list to Gu Boqing:
【Zhang Who: You can consult this doctor. I encountered this problem before and saw it from him. 】【Zhang Who: They are absolutely formal. Although the price is a bit more expensive, the advantage lies in their strong confidentiality. ] Gu Boqing said in a heartfelt, "Secrecy is really important", so he sent a thank you message to Zhang Who: [Gu Boqing: Thank you. 】
[Zhang Who: Thank you. 】
[Zhang Who: But my brother has also had troubles in this regard, you have to help me keep it a secret. 】【Gu Baoqing:? 】
[Gu Boqing: You have one too? 】
[Zhang Who: It's only been a while, maybe I'm too tired, I'm healed now! 】【Zhang Who: My wife and I are about to have a baby, so stop talking nonsense. ] Gu Baoqing really doesn't understand the relationship between the recent unsteady heartbeat and having a child.
He didn't reply to Zhang who, but clicked on the WeChat account and applied for a friend.
Not long after, he saw the phrase "You are already friends, come and say hello and start chatting!"
The profile picture of the other party is a doctor in a white coat, who looks very professional, rigorous and serious, which makes Gu Baoqing very satisfied.
However, the other party's first sentence made him want to fuck Zhang who:
[Xiao Sun: Hello, I am Xiao Sun, the assistant of xx, director of the Andrology Department of xx private hospital, what is your specific problem? 】【Xiao Sun: I suggest you describe your problem in detail, don't hide your illness from medical treatment, we will keep your conversation confidential] Gu Baoqing: ...
It's too cold to die :)
The author has something to say: [Unlock today's achievements: Know the date of Mr. Leng's last bedwetting] Mr. Leng: He really made it up, not me. Please believe it.
Mr. Gu: Do you believe it?Anyway, I believe it :)
Yanyan's diary:
Today, Ma Ma didn't cook for me, so I made turkey noodles, ordered sweet Ma Korean fried chicken, and fried pork belly!
Alas, my damn fine workmanship that has nowhere to go! (Obviously only made one dish
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