Why do local males focus on their careers and not open a harem? [Zerg]

two weeks later. On February 2, at 28:1 a.m., Hall [-] of the cinema.

"Felix? I told you to order everything you like, so you arranged five movies a day?"

In terms of entertainment and breaks, Xavier has never minded doing something to relax, but does five movies a day count as a break?

"It's all here. Xavier, don't worry, the five I picked are all highly rated works of various genres, guaranteed to be classic and good-looking."

Felix thought that the time planning for arranging the five films in one day was very reasonable, but it was a pity that Xavier didn't praise him, so he was a little disappointed.

Dylan patted Felix on the shoulder and sat next to him: "Xavier hasn't seen the movie, so you can ignore him. He will know it's good when the movie is played."

Five little males sat in the best movie-viewing position in the middle row, waiting for the movie to play.

The first "Rebirth of the First Army Female" Star Wars/Love/Inspirational

The protagonist is a military female who died in battle.When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had returned to his childhood, in the orphanage, and the little female in his class took the lead in snatching his lunch.

The protagonist decides not to swallow his anger like he did in his previous life, and uses fighting skills to defeat the leading little female, becoming the new leader of the orphanage.

The protagonist kicks the little female insect to the ground.

There was applause in the movie hall: "Well played!"

Dylan also shouted: "Pretty!"

"What's the use of the subordinates of the former leading female, won't they fight in groups?"

Said Xavier who put himself into the villain's perspective.

Dana replied: "Subordinates are only subordinates to the strongest females."

Xavier: "I accept that answer."

After the protagonist became the leading female in the orphanage, she did not bully the weak and grab their food like the former leader, but distributed the food equally to every female, no matter how tall, short, fat, thin or powerful.

Xavier: "This movie should be shown to my brother Xiong."

He opened the terminal and suddenly remembered: "Oh, I have already blocked my brother Xiong."

Hearing the word Xiongge, Felix said: "You block your brother Xiong? Wow, I want to block my brother Xiong too."

Xavier: "Delete if you want."

Felix took a deep breath, found his brother Xiong in the list, and pulled the black.Then he let out a breath slowly, and said slowly: "It's really cool. My brother Xiong's spiritual domain has been abolished, so he shouldn't come to trouble me."

The film continues, and the main character shines after entering elementary school.Whether it is study or physical fitness, they are far superior to those of the same level, and they slapped all the objects to be challenged.

The supporting villains are all too good, Xavier yawned.

The protagonist was admitted to the mecha combat major of the No. [-] Comprehensive Higher School of the main star, and used the knowledge of the previous life to rise to the rank of lieutenant general, becoming the female lord of the hero in the previous life.season finale.

The female worms in the movie theater are talking about it

"Excellent performance."

"I followed the original novel right from the beginning. The subject matter is really interesting. It's really cool to play a supporting role in the face."

Xavier woke up: "The show is over?"

Felix said: "You just woke up, let's watch the next one, the next one is a love tragedy, there is a villain, you like it."

The second "Last Journey" love/tragedy

A newly married male and female couple boarded a passenger ship heading to a vacation planet.When the females are young, they are the male's reserve female servants, and they are more favored. They are the only two worms on this trip.

In the first 10 minutes of the movie, it mainly talks about how loving these two worms are.The male worm eats a meal and needs the female worm to feed it, and the male worm goes to the toilet and needs the female worm to accompany it.The other passengers on the passenger ship were very envious.

The female audience in the cinema hall were also very envious.

"I also want a hero who can show affection to me."

"Just think about it, there is everything in the dream."

Dylan exclaimed: "Do females like this?"

Xavier commented: "Pretentious. Life is not a movie, a show for other bugs."

There was a moment of silence in the theater.

Suddenly, the gunfire sounded, the passenger ship shook violently, and the female protected the male with her body.

The star thief invaded the information system of their passenger ship, and the masked female star thief said: "Hand over the male and all the money in the terminal, and I will spare you from dying."

No female will abandon the male, and all the worms on the passenger ship think this way.

The star thief was furious: "If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished. Today, none of you will leave alive."

Many mechas were dispatched from the star thief's warship to bombard the passenger ship.

The energy shield of the passenger ship couldn't last long, the captain opened the emergency valve, and there were a hundred single-worm escape pods inside.

However, there were five hundred passengers on board.Among them, there were [-] male passengers.The females fought over the remaining eighty escape pods.

"Beautiful, internal strife! Fight, be careful behind the gray clothes!"

Dylan waved his arms as if he were in a passenger ship.

In the movie, the superior male ignores the fighting females and leaves in the escape pod.

The film cleverly switches shots, sometimes filming the hand-to-hand combat between the females, and sometimes filming the indifferent faces of the males who left the females.At the same time, the sound of laser bombs hitting the protective cover of the passenger ship continued to ring in the ears, and the cockpit dashboard was running out of energy, like a reminder.

One by one, the escape pods left the passenger ship and scattered into the distance.The protagonist male and the protagonist female tell each other their hearts in the melee.

"I still remember the first time I saw you."

"My lord, leave now."

"I can't imagine a day without seeing you."

"Xiong Lord, I'm fine, I don't regret seeing you in this life."

The females shed tears and wiped them with their hands and their sleeves.The atmosphere in the whole theater was very tragic.

"Surround, narrow the battle circle, concentrate the attack on one protective cover, don't disperse. What happened to the escape pod that ran out? Are the star thieves blind?"

Xavier watched the laser bombs pass by the side of the escape pod, and the master stroke of the machine was not as good as his own, and he hated iron for steel.If he were the captain of a battleship, he would lose ten years of life when he encountered such a mecha soldier.

Dana comforted Xavier: "The real star thief is not like this. Movies are artistic works, so they can't be taken seriously. The real star thief is one in a million talents. In a barren star where resources are scarce, about [-] sinners can be talented." One became a star thief. As for the leader of the star thief, he is one in ten thousand strong."

Dylan: "Why do you know Star Pirates so well?"

No way, Dana was really fascinated by that Star Bandit leader?

Dana said: "I mean, although there are few star thieves, they are all elites. When we attack star thieves, we can't relax our vigilance because the opponent's combat power is small."

Dylan relaxed: "That's good."

At this time, a laser pierced through the escape capsule.There were wails and howls everywhere in the theater.

"Ah! Your Highness Male!"

"Is it a male insect?"

There was a hint of discordant laughter mixed in with the wailing, which was particularly obvious.

"puff."

"I laughed because of the reaction from the rest of the audience," Lawrence said.

I want to cover it up!It’s true that you’re trying to cover it up, no one asked you why you laughed, and the explanation sounds a lot like a cover-up.

The camera changes, and there are female insects in the escape pod.The audience in the cinema hall let out a long sigh of relief.

Inside the passenger ship, the number of escape pods is decreasing.The protagonist male and the protagonist female are still holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes, recalling the years when they were in their prime.

"You once said that when you save enough money, you will take me around the stars."

"Yes, Lord. You should leave quickly. You go first, and I will arrive later."

"Don't lie to me! I, I really like you. I still remember that you came to me when you received your salary for the first time. You smiled brightly and were very happy."

"Xiong Lord, I am also very happy now. Meeting you is the happiest thing."

The tears of the audience could not stop flowing.

"It's too buggy."

"Hey, I want the hero too."

Xavier: "There's a lot of time, I grabbed two escape pods and ran away. This male is really useless, can't he use his mental strength to kill a few and help him grab one of his female attendants?"

Xavier, who didn't understand the filming routines, fell into three entanglements in watching movies: first, the shooting was too unreal.Second, the main character is delicious, so I might as well serve it.Third, the villains are too brainless, why can't they unite and annihilate the protagonist in one fell swoop?

Dana answered Xavier's question: "That's what the low-level males are like. They can only wait passively. They can only leave after the high-level males drive the escape pod. They don't even have the courage to talk and take their own females away."

Xavier thought it would be better to be strong.

The movie continues, and there is only one escape pod left. The protagonist male sits in the escape pod and bids his final farewell to the female attendant.

"now."

"Master." The female took off her terminal bracelet and handed it to the male.

"My lord, I hope you will not be immersed in sorrow and live happily. This is my last wish."

"Perry..."

The last escape pod left the passenger ship.The energy of the passenger ship also returned to zero, and it was bombed by star thieves to pieces in the universe.

After an ending song.Playing the Easter egg, the male protagonist lived a life of singing and singing with the female servants every night, but the terminal on the wrist was left by the female servant.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I also want to be remembered by the hero."

Xavier: "Felix, what's the next movie?"

The suspense of the third "Can't Escape"

Two males, four subfemale, and six females were trapped in a villa.

"The doors and windows are all locked, we can't get out." Yayujia looked terrified after confirming the situation.

"Who is it? It's you who locked us here! You are so kind to invite me here!" The imposing male worm pressed another timid male worm.

The timid male worm lowered his eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye: "I didn't know it would be like this. It's the place my female attendant recommended to me."

At this time, the broadcast sounded: "The murderer is one of you. Every morning at [-] o'clock, everyone cast the bug that you think is most like the murderer, and he will be dealt with. Until the real murderer is eliminated, the game is over."

"Being disposed of? It's too cruel."

"The cruelest is the murderer, let me see who is the murderer."

Lawrence sat up straight and said, "Interesting, is there a similar online board game?"

Lawrence is confident that he can play the murderer behind the scenes in this type of game and kill the other bugs.

Dana said: "I remember a similar script killing, but the assignment of roles is random."

The eyes of all the insects focused on the cowardly male insect.

The proud male said: "Who introduced it to you, tell me!"

The female insect A knelt down on the ground with a "plop", and he said, "I introduced it to the male master, but it was the female worm who said that there is an interesting daily rental house here. He once went there with friends."

Yayi B knelt beside female A and said, "I did come here, I came with female B, female B brought me here, I don't know anything."

"You!" The female insect B is the female attendant of the proud male insect, and the arrogant male insect was dissatisfied when he saw that the fire was on his side: "Female insect B, what's going on?"

The female worm B did not answer the male lead's question, but instead said: "Obviously it was you who told me that you had sex with your highness without telling me. Why did you betray me!"

In the theater

"hateful!"

"There is a male master who still engages in femininity!"

"Shove them away first!"

"Hahahahaha." Dylan didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, and he laughed enough and said, "Oh shit! The backyard is on fire."

The next day, the result of the referendum was Ethyl.After being dealt with, it is not the murderer.

On the third day, the result of the referendum was female B.After being dealt with, it is not the murderer.

The clues were disconnected, and all the worms searched for clues in the villa. The arrogant male became more and more irritable, and the timid male was crying every day.

After a carpet search, they looked at the evidence photos found on the ground, and every bug had a motive for committing the crime.

There were fierce quarrels everywhere, and there were fewer and fewer living insects in the villa.

In the last scene, the cowardly male chong came out of the villa crying and crying. No chong knew whether he was the murderer or the chong who sent the murderer on his way.

"How can such a timid male be a murderer?"

"Spicy chicken movie, go back and give a bad review."

"A male actor is allowed to act in such a cruel script, I want to report this company!"

"He's a murderer, isn't he?" Dylan looked at Dana uncertainly while talking, and Dana let him know that a worm cannot be judged by its appearance, and sea water cannot be measured.

Dana replied: "Insufficient evidence, not sure. This movie is an open ending setting."

Lawrence: "I think he is the murderer, I can smell the same kind of breath."

Felix looked at Xavier, why didn't he speak?

Xavier is using the terminal to leave a message under the film review: The murderer's IQ is online, and his acting skills are very good.It is much smarter than the villains in the movies of the same period, five-star praise.

Felix understands, book tickets to a crime suspense movie for them next time.He thought, how could he have a friend who watched a movie and replaced himself as a villain.

The fourth "Fourteen in the Morning" horror/thriller

The protagonist female and several females make an appointment to explore the abandoned school building. The corridor is very quiet, only the sound of ticking water can be heard.

"Where is the sound of water?"

"Toilet."

"But, there is no toilet on this floor."

The insects looked back and found that they lost a partner at some point.However, the quantity has not changed.

"Andrew, David, Ares, Ben, Colin, Colin? Why are you here?"

Colin grinned, he opened his mouth, and spit out a large bunch of blood-red tissue meat, which was still bubbling.

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

Felix yelled louder than the females on the screen. He turned around and turned his back to the screen and said, "My God, it's so scary."

At this time, he heard muffled laughter, as if he had deliberately held back but couldn't hold back the laugh.

Felix looked at the source of the sound, it was Lawrence.His gold-rimmed glasses reflected the light from the screen, and he could see a female insect with a mouth half the size of a head chasing the young female insects in front of him.

Lawrence let out a low laugh intermittently, especially perverted in the silent theater.

He also realized that this kind of behavior was not good. He clenched his fist against his lips, but he couldn't control the corners of his mouth.

"I'm going to the bathroom." Dylan got up and walked a few steps, then turned around and said, "Xavier, come or not."

Xavier drank a few sips of water to suppress the shock, felt that it was effective, and took a few more sips.After watching the movie for 15 minutes, a bottle of water has bottomed out.

He said, "Come on, I'll buy a bottle of water along the way."

Felix said, "Me too, I go to the bathroom too."

Dana saw that there were a few empty seats in the middle, and got up and sat next to Lawrence: "I remember they went to the bathroom before the opening."

Lawrence smiled, "Yes."

"What part is that?"

Dana looked at the mass of organ tissue spit out from the mouth of the female worm in the movie, and asked.

Lawrence: "It's probably a mixture of chopped intestines and kidneys. The intestines are very clean. It should be synthesized by special effects, not really."

Dana nodded: "Yeah."

after an hour,

"Hey, why isn't the show over yet?" Felix, Dylan, and Xavier came back after going to the bathroom.

Lawrence asked, "So long?"

Dylan: "Felix shit shit for half an hour."

Felix: "I only squatted for 10 minutes!"

Dylan: "Then we went downstairs to buy water. Xavier said he wanted to buy noble water instead of cheap ones. We had to go to the supermarket in the store. I think he usually drinks everything."

Xavier: "Can't you suddenly want to change your taste? After leaving the supermarket, Dylan won't leave anyone in the game hall. He insists on playing basketball and shooting games, and he won't come back until he clears the level."

Lawrence understood: "Oh."

This "oh" has seven or eight intonations, which is very flat.

The fifth part of "Love Coming Home" Family Ethics

A military female returned home and found that the male master had taken in a new female servant. The female servant was 18 years old, but he was 81 years old.Although the lifespan of the Zerg is 500 years, he feels that he is not young anymore.

The female army said to the male master: "Master, I earned 500 million yuan for this task."

The male said: "Oh, you are tired. Go back to sleep."

After finishing speaking, the male worm hugs the subfemale and eats the small tomato, one for you and one for me.The scene is very harmonious.

Ya-female said coquettishly, "Master, please feed me one."

The male worm said helplessly: "Why are you acting like a baby again? Hey you, hey you. Baby, open your mouth."

Ya Nu opened her mouth, and said coquettishly, "Ah... the male master is good or bad, he took advantage of me."

In the theater

Females: "Hateful sub-female!", "Scheming!",

Asian females: "It's because you don't know how to use your brains!"

Females: "We can make money! One mission is 500 million."

Asian females: "We are not bad at doing business."

Xavier: "Is five million a lot?"

Felix: "Not much."

Females and subfemale: "..."

A little female insect came home and was very happy to see the father of the army female. As a result...

The army female, who was not favored by the male insect, lost her temper to the female son: "How is your study? Did you take the first place in the exam? What? No. 2! Can you find a male master in the future?"

The female lowered her head, her bangs covering her eyes covered her eyes: "I'm working part-time."

"Working part-time, what's the use of earning more, you don't dare to speak when you see a male worm, it's far worse than your female brother!"

At this time, the female brother mentioned by Jun female returned home.The camera shows a close-up of the juvenile female.

The short flowing golden hair is shining brightly, and the deep blue eyes are staring at the camera, as if seeing the most beloved lover.The female worm's young face has three-dimensional and handsome features, and her thin lips are pursed lightly, which seems to have an indescribable emotion.

"Vomit, quickly move the camera away."

"I can't stand zooming in on close-ups the most."

"Is there really a bug that likes to do this?"

At this time, the thoughts of subfemale and female insects have reached a high degree of unity.

"Oh! It's so beautiful! My ideal type, 3 minutes, I want to know all his information!"

Felix stood up excitedly.

Xavier: "Stop reading the novels written by my brother Xiong, you are becoming more and more abnormal."

The handsome blonde female was greeted by the male father: "I'm back, go change clothes and come down to eat."

In the middle of dinner.

A baby male came home covered in mud.The whole family immediately put down the bowls and chopsticks, and surrounded the little male worm to ask about his health.

"Xiongzi, who bullied you?"

"Go to the hospital quickly."

"I'm going to contact the Male Pest Conservation Association."

The little male was aggrieved: "I was pushed into the mud pit by the higher male."

Father Xiong said: "You don't need to contact the Association for the Protection of Males, we can't afford to mess with advanced males. Baby, how about eating your favorite Happy Children's Meal tonight?"

In the theater

"It hurts me so much."

"It would be great if I could hurt the little male."

"Damn, ah no, hate myself."

Xavier: "Really."

Felix: "Xavier, it's a good thing you're a male. If you're a female, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand out of the cinema hall."

The author has something to say: Dylan, Xavier, Felix, bathroom breaks on the way to a thriller.

Dylan: "Xavier, are you scared too?"

Xavier: "Whoever said I was scared, I just came out to buy a bottle of water."

Dylan: "I'll give you face, I believe it."

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