Why do local males focus on their careers and not open a harem? [Zerg]

"The brown mecha pilot with the spiral pattern is Carroll from the third comprehensive institution of higher learning on the main star. The green mecha pilot with the hexagonal pattern is Soxi from the Brown Institution of Higher Education."

In the stadium, there are two projections of mechas suspended, one is painted like a snail, and the other is painted like a turtle. They also match the painting. The two mechas look at each other in the air, and the opening three seconds ,like a statue.

They are all passive mech pilots, who are good at finding the openings in the opponent's attack and then counterattack. If the opponent does not move, he will not move.

"Hello? Is the technical staff here? The screen freezes, what? No freeze? If there is no freeze, why does the screen freeze?"

Xavier was pretending to be connected again, asking and answering questions, mocking the two contestants.

"Then what are they doing? Pretend to be a snail and a tortoise and have a [-]/[-]x speed slow-motion duel? Can I sleep and wake up before explaining? I say you guys, hanging up in the simulation cabin for so long will result in your credit being deducted." divided."

While speaking, the two mechas moved!But instead of attacking each other, they turned their backs and fled in panic.

Because they stayed here for too long, they attracted the attention of the giant tree below, and the giant tree stretched out its branches, forcing the two mechs to flee.

"Now, the game I'm explaining to you is that the giant tree singled out the mechas driven by two pilots of higher education institutions. Will the two pilots be killed here by one-on-two, or will they press the help button and then lose face? , please pay attention to the progress of the next game.”

Xavier blatantly stood in line with the giant tree and made villainous remarks, but no one in the audience felt that there was something wrong.

Felix thought to himself: Is the sentence pattern of "Is it...or..." used in this way?How do you feel that what Xavier said is a parallel sentence.

"The giant tree launched an attack again, and its chosen target is the snail mech that escapes so slowly."

The snail mecha suddenly spiraled in the air, using the method of "as long as I turn fast enough, you will not be able to attack my cockpit", and threw away the branches of the giant tree.

"Unfortunately, it's a little bit worse."

Xavier regretted the failure of the giant tree assault.

Lawrence smiled and said, "If it had been two seconds earlier, the snail mecha would have been severely damaged."

Xavier agreed: "That's right. Once the first sneak attack fails, it is very difficult to inflict heavy damage on the opponent with another attack. With the reflexes of the snail driver, he can avoid the sneak attack, which shows that the giant forest known as the Devil's Forest is not Unconquerable."

Dana continued: "The arena of the team competition is in the giant forest, and the pilot's mecha is only allowed to carry 10% of the energy to survive for three days. Once the energy of the mecha is exhausted, the only thing waiting for them is failure."

"Now turn your attention back to the arena. The giant tree has launched several attacks on the snail mecha, but all of them have been avoided. The turtle mecha on the other side has already set up a laser sniper/strike/gun, waiting to give the snail mech a fatal blow." one strike."

Xavier flexibly switched the angle of substitution for himself, saw the giant tree Taicai, and then substituted himself into the mech pilot who was about to shoot coldly.

"boom!"

Aimed for 3 minutes and hit the air.

Xavier failed to substitute the villain's perspective, and said into the microphone: "I know that every mech pilot has the dream of becoming a long-range attacker. Imagine yourself holding a sniper/strike/gun to shoot wherever."

"However, you don't want to practice sniping in regular battles? If you want to play, can you open a custom room? Your sniper level has won the Hundred Schools Military Exercise Competition, and others will think that the outstanding students of the main star's school only have this level."

[Hahahahaha, main star, is that all? 】

[The top sixteen of a hundred schools is not as good as a tuoxiang. 】

[Although I can't understand mechs, I think Xavier is right! ] (male)

The barrage flew by quickly, and one barrage was too long. Xavier pressed the keyboard shortcut, and the barrage paused.

[Watch the game rationally, don't be led by the rhythm.I am also a student of Hundred Schools. We only started to use the simulation cabin to learn mechas after we went to higher education institutions. Only when we practiced on our own and reached the rank of king can we borrow the school’s mechas to practice. Not only do we have to queue up, but we also have to limit time.Most of the students can only use the mecha for more than a dozen hours until they graduate, and the excellent ones can only use it for a hundred hours.They are indeed not strong, but they are not as good as the commentator said. 】"Blind optimism, although life is easy, will lead to your death on the battlefield."

Xavier retorted lightly, and at the same time predicted the unfortunate future of the other party.

On the field, the pilot of the snail mech discovered that the turtle mech was secretly attacking him. The snail pilot was furious and burst out with great potential. He stepped on the accelerator and knocked the tortoise into the air.

The turtle mecha flew out of the circled area of ​​the single-worm competition.

"The pilot of the snail mech knows that he is not strong enough, and if he continues to act, his life may be in danger. Under the pursuit of the giant tree, he stepped on the gas pedal in a panic, and the turtle mech was knocked out of the arena like luck. Congratulations to the snail... Carroll of the main star Third Comprehensive Higher Education Institute won."

Xavier also framed Bie Chong as an actor, and said: "Contestant Carroll won the game by virtue of his shit luck, which proves that there will always be a lucky day after a long period of unlucky luck. However, the god of luck will not always be with you. Your own strength is more important than anything else."

When it came to the replay session, Dana helped to open the coordinate map.Xavier glanced at it and said: "You need to use a magnifying glass to find the advantages, and almost all the disadvantages. If any of your pilots finds that your data is similar to theirs, it means that you really have no talent."

Xavier unscrewed a bottle of water, drank a few sips, and continued: "Are the players ready for the next game? You can have lunch early after the game."

After a few rounds, it was the last round of the [-]-to-[-] round.Black from the Delta Institute of Higher Education, and Dylan from the First Comprehensive Higher Education Institute on the main star.

"Come on, Blake, Dylan is not easy to fight!"

Felix cheered on the opponent.

Lawrence said: "It is recommended to pretend to be weak first, let Dylan let down his vigilance, and then make a surprise attack, which is fatal."

Xavier explained several rookie rounds, and he has no expectations for the rookies: "Try to act seriously, the effect of sparring with laser swords is good, and laymen can't tell if it's water."

Only Dana said, "Come on, Dylan."

The field is also lively.

"Ooooh male driver, I'm excited!"

"You want to go to the Society for the Protection of Males?"

"No, you have wronged me. His Highness Dylan is not my type, I like His Highness Xavier, I am purely cheering for the game, you understand."

The barrage in front of the commentary quickly passed by.

[Finally waiting for Dylan's son, I have been following his live broadcast room before, watching him challenge his physical limits, it's really cool. ] (male)

[I like Dylan too!It's cool and feels like a female insect, hehe. ] (male)

[The pilot of the male mech...he didn't come to touch porcelain, I hope there will be no trouble. 】【Upstairs I'm **** you, you're a **** dish, if Dylan didn't touch porcelain, you kneel down and apologize to me, I'll check your IP right now. ] (male)

It turns out that Dylan has so many male fans, and he has never heard him show off before.Xavier looked at Dana, and Dana connected with Xavier's mental power and understood Xavier's thoughts.

Dana turned off his microphone, and said, "Most of Dylan's reward rankings in the live broadcast room are males, but they always assume that Dylan is the recipient."

"Wahhahahaha, Dylan, you have today too." Felix laughed and thumped the table.

There is obviously a plastic brotherhood among the males, and they don't even know what's going on in the other party's live broadcast room, and it's thanks to Dylan that he was able to hide it for so long.

in the playing field

Black drives a red and black mech, and Dylan drives a silver-gray one.At first glance, the red and black mechs seem to be more expensive.

"Wow, the opposite is X-99! It's a newer generation than Dylan X-98! Dylan, as a male, the price of the mecha is even higher than that of the opposite!"

Felix exclaimed exaggeratedly.

Xavier followed suit and said, "That's right, but since you drive such an expensive mecha, you must have some strength. Let's look forward to the matchup of this game. The game officially begins."

Different running shoes, same starting posture.It's a pity that the red and black mecha is no different from other mechas that can be retired in situ, and it still started slowly.

"It turned out to be a second-generation army who was dawdling. Once, the teacher said that the female fathers of the second-generation army were female kings, so they could save money to buy mechas for their daughters. But such females are unwilling to work hard, and are more poor than poor. The females are worse. I thought it was a made-up story, but unexpectedly, it is true."

Xavier started with a lot of taunts, and the barrage followed his rhythm.

[Really, opening such an expensive mecha can't beat the male bug, real dish! ] (male)

[Come on Dylan bastard, beat him up!I look down on female insects who drive mechs and think they are superior to females. As long as they can create social value, everyone is great! ] (male)

[Add a friend upstairs, I appreciate you so much! ] (male)

[Yes, as long as you like Dylan, we are good friends. ] (male)

Dylan satisfies the needs of the barrage, flexibly drives the mech, avoids the free laser bombs on the opposite side, and responds to a shot from time to time. Although the number of times is not many, the gun is sure to hit. He looks like he can hit the opponent at any time. cockpit.

Commentary

"As expected of the second generation. Laser bombs seem to be free to use, and they are much more bold than the players in the previous rounds. The second generation firmly believes that as long as he shoots enough times, one of them will hit! And Dylan, as a Male insects are in a lot of trouble, and if there is no 100% chance of hitting, they will never shoot."

Xavier was sarcastic, but the barrage males couldn't hear it.

[What kind of mecha energy is this, can it be recharged by online payment?The male son of the family wants to go out for a while, but he is not even willing to use energy. ] (male)

[Don't ask, I'm checking. ] (male)

[If you find out, you need to go to the club to recharge the energy, or you can pay the fee online before recharging.I need the mecha number, who of you know the mecha number of Dillon? ] (male)

[I don’t know, I don’t even know if the mech’s license plate is on the head or the butt. ] (male)

[Can the Association for the Protection of Males ask about Dylan's mech number? ] (male)

[No, this is privacy.Unless you are of a higher level than Dylan's cub, you can find out with some money. ] (male)

"ZXC-5010061003188. You're welcome, Dylan will definitely thank you for your help. He even told me a few days ago that the price of vegetables has gone up recently."

It was rare for Xavier to show kindness, and the financial problem that his subordinates had been troubled with was solved.

[Thank you Xavier, Dylan has you as a friend, and the acting fathers are relieved. ] (male)

As everyone knows, Xavier is the male who has pitted Dylan the most times.

The author has something to say: Little Theater

During the break, Xavier goes to the bathroom.

Felix: "Xavier is too good at talking, I can't get in a word halfway! Is this the strength of a king with a strong mouth? S-level strength, S-level nonsense. In the movie, the villain always He died of talking too much, according to Xavier's level of nonsense, a movie is not enough for him..."

Lawrence: "Felix, you left the microphone on."

Felix: "Ahhhh!"

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Shall I blow up Xavier's head on the cover?I feel a little small.But if you enlarge your face, you won't be able to add so many words.What do you think? (cheat comments)

感谢在2021-01-2211:46:10~2021-01-2218:49:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Ouqi has to make 10 bottles by himself; modify the nickname 6 bottles; Jianjia Cangcang 1 bottle; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!