Why do local males focus on their careers and not open a harem? [Zerg]
Chapter 9 Live Streaming
After deciding on the theme of the live broadcast, Xavier noticed that the homepage of the live broadcast website had the live broadcast room at the top, which is the most popular live broadcast room on the current platform. He also wanted to place his live broadcast room at the most prominent place on the homepage during the live broadcast.
Xavier contacted the customer service at the worm center, and due to the status of the male worm on the account, the worm quickly replied enthusiastically.
Customer Service 001: Hello!Can I help you?
Overwhelmed water is hard to recover: I want to be able to recommend places on the homepage in the live broadcast room during the live broadcast.
Customer service 001: Only the most popular live broadcast platform will recommend slots to the homepage.If you are a male, you need creative live broadcast content to be able to be on the top. For example, there was a male live cooking on our platform before.
Overwhelmed by water: I am three years old, and I can understand text barrage.Quick thinking and strong hands-on ability.
Customer Service 001:! ! !I'll contact the manager now, hold on.
Customer service 001 excitedly informed the manager that the Zerg with extremely low fertility rate like to see the little bug cubs the most, especially the male cubs!
The manager said: Is there such a good thing?As long as he is a real 3-year-old male, he can promise anything!
Customer Service 001: Hello!The manager said that you need to prove your identity. If it is true, a three-year-old male can reach the top.
Overwhelmed and hard to recover: [Share picture: Screenshot of a worm's profile]
Customer Service 001: Really!Don't worry, you will be on the top as soon as you start broadcasting!Don't worry about no bugs to see!Is there anything else I can ask for?
Overwhelmed water is hard to recover: Help me advertise on the live broadcast platform, live broadcast at 1:31 am on January 8.
Xavier thought to himself that January 1st is a legal holiday, and there will be more worms who can watch his live broadcast, and more people will give gifts, and it is very likely that the income will exceed his brother Xiong.Today is January 31, and there are still more than 1 days before the next statutory holiday. During this time, the live broadcast platform is used to advertise and recruit viewers.
Customer Service 001: Of course!But there is still so long, don't forget to come!
Customer service 001 is looking forward to it now. When will it be January 1? He can't wait.
Overwhelmed with water: I swear by the reputation of this insect, I will not forget the agreement.
Customer Service 001: OK...
The customer service 001 was shocked. If he hadn't read his information and was really 3 years old, he would have risked his resignation and asked if the other party lacked female servants. It would be great if such a smart and powerful male was his male master!
Fifteen minutes later, there was a new advertisement for the live broadcast room on the bulletin board of the interstellar live broadcast platform.
Why is the three-year-old male worm working so hard to live broadcast?One-click follow @超水不收直播室. See you at 1 am on January 31st. [Screenshot: Overwhelmed and hard to recover: I swear on the reputation of this insect, I will not forget the agreement. 】During this period, Xavier purchased another 8 assembled four-wheel drive vehicles. At first, they assembled with their eyes open, and it took three hours to assemble them.By the day before the live broadcast, I could already blindfolded, and the assembly was successful in less than four to ten minutes.
He was not good at fine manipulation of mental power, but after three years of continuous training, he has gradually become good at it.At this moment, he was still thinking that his live broadcast room had been preheated for a month at the promotional position, and he started the broadcast with the selling point of 3 years old. If it can’t compare with Brother Xiong’s 11-year-old suddenly starting the broadcast one day, then there is really no need to mess around.
April 1
Charles is an unremarkable unmarried military female with the rank of colonel. Because she is too busy with work and refuses to give up her job after marriage, she is not welcomed by the majority of males. She is still single.One of his hobbies is watching live broadcasts of male worms.
However, due to work reasons, I got up early and went to bed late, and I never caught up with the live broadcast, so I could only watch the replay.On the public holiday on the last day of every month, Charles can follow the live broadcast. Unfortunately, none of the anchors he follows happens to be live on that day.
On a sleepless night more than ten days ago, he turned on the live broadcast platform of the terminal, and saw a promotion in the live broadcast room on the promotional booth. The main feature was a 3-year-old male insect!God!The little male worm was broadcasting live, and he hadn't seen it a few times in decades of life.
Only three times, in the live broadcast room of a cooking male anchor he followed, he saw the anchor interact with his male brother, with an average interaction of 10 minutes, a total of three times.God knows how many times he replayed that video.
Finally, he waited until the live broadcast platform had a male worm to start broadcasting, and he kindly informed the live broadcast time in advance. The most touching thing was that the live broadcast time was on a legal holiday!He can follow the live broadcast!Charles decided that no matter what the little male worm broadcasts, he must tip the money he saved!He can have no male master, but he can't help sucking the little male!
At 2000 o'clock in the morning, Charles had already washed up early, boarded the terminal, and hung his account in the live broadcast room of Xiao Xiong Chong, and found that the live broadcast room had [-] million insects!And the chat was hot, and they didn't care whether the anchor started broadcasting or not.
[Little male worms start broadcasting soon: Good morning, all anxious worms! 】
[User xks26e8: There are still two hours, 55 minutes and 32 seconds until the start of the broadcast, you must not put pigeons on the host. 】【Plain as water: as long as you can come, don't force it. 】
At 1:31 on October 07, the anchor was overwhelmed and entered the live broadcast room.
[No regrets: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】
[Time is clear: That anchor, he is here! ! ! 】
[The Eyebrows Add Frost: His Highness Male/His Royal Highness/His Royal Highness/] At 8:00, the face of the little male appeared on the screen. He had blue hair and blue eyes, and was wearing a white shirt, black trousers, and small leather shoes.
Charles discovered that this little male was the younger brother of the cooking anchor family!Is it his independent live broadcast this time?Looking forward to it, just when he was about to give a reward for the comment, he found...
The anchor has turned on the ban on all members
The host closed the gift channel
When all the worms were wondering, the little male worm opened his mouth.
"Thank you for visiting my live broadcast room. I am the male anchor, Xavier. Before the live broadcast, I would like to say a few precautions."
"First, it is forbidden to ask about my surname, communication number, home address and other related information in the comment area."
"Second, it is forbidden to make persuasive remarks under the banner of being a good broadcaster. What should a three-year-old male be doing."
"Third, it is forbidden to discuss other anchors in the live broadcast room, including Brother Xiong, who has conducted three live broadcasts with me. All his speech and behavior have nothing to do with me."
"I wrote the above three points in the worm explanation section of the live broadcast room. If you violate the regulations, I will initiate a lawsuit against you through the intermediary of the male worm protection association."
The anchor turned off the mute for all members
The anchor opened the gift channel
Scared to death... Among the 5000 million viewers, none of them were younger than Xiaoxiongchong, but at this moment they were shocked by Xiaoxiongchong's remarks.It's not that they haven't seen powerful and domineering males, but when they see such males, they will try to stay away as much as possible, and just don't provoke them.
But when I meet a smart and domineering little male, although I am afraid, there is an inexplicable excitement. I want to become the opponent's follower. With such a male leading me, I feel very stable in my heart!Although there are many rules, they are all within the acceptable and reasonable range!And the little male worm is also very demanding of himself, so he notified the live broadcast time in advance, and came to the live broadcast room 10 minutes before the stipulated time!He did what he said, this is the male who can give them a sense of security!
For a while, the worms were complicated in their hearts, but their thoughts were similar.After turning off the ban on all employees, the bullet screen was not filled immediately, but was delayed for more than ten seconds before the bug sent a comment.
[Mature and stable: that...can you talk?I'll try it...can you send a barrage...] Look, such a mature online name is too frightening for Chong to speak, the little male chute really frightens Chong's heart, it doesn't match the cute and innocent appearance at all!
Seeing some insects talking, all the insects reacted one after another. For a while, the screen was covered with barrage, and the special effects of rewards continued one after another.
[Transformation: Your Highness Xavier is really amazing!It scared the bugs that I have been in the military for more than ten years!Reward individual rack * 10] [Stranger: Don't say you have been more than ten years!I have been scared for more than 20 years!Reward individual mecha*10] [Forget about that relationship: I, an elderly female who was buried in the grave with half her body, have never seen this scene.Reward for deep space battleship *[-]] Xavier watched the dense barrage calmly, most of them praised him, and some asked questions.
[Curious baby: Is the anchor wanting to buy something during the live broadcast?Reward Meteor Shower*1] Other worms are also very curious, and follow up with questions. Most of the male worms start broadcasting to buy various luxury accessories.They also wanted to know what young males like at this age.
Xavier replied: "I want to buy ingredients to replenish mental power, it is very expensive. One million yuan per kilogram."
[Explorer: Is that the lemon that is more expensive than the rare ore?Reward for hot air balloon*20] [Dreams don't need to be announced to the world: Lemons are usually eaten by worms who have been injured in the spiritual realm. Is His Royal Highness Xavier injured?Worry!Rewarding Be Careful*100] Seeing the word injured, Xavier frowned: "I am not injured. I am very strong, only I tear the spiritual realm of other insects, and other insects cannot hurt me."
But in the eyes of the female insects, that is not the case... In their view, the reason why the little male is not allowed to ask for his surname is because he is a commoner male, and because he is not allowed to ask for his address because he lives on a remote planet for fear of being looked down upon, and he is not allowed to mention brother Xiong. Because his brother Xiong cooks by himself because he is poor.The reason for wanting to buy finger lemons is that the mental field has been damaged. The males are very proud and refuse to admit that they have lost.And the little male is wearing an ordinary white shirt and black trousers, just like the work clothes of an office female.The live broadcast didn't even have the rare ore-decorated clothes used to support the noodles.
In short, all the behaviors of the little males are to cover up the identity of the remote star civilians in their eyes, but they considerately did not expose it.
[An Ran smiled: That's right, the anchor is the best! 】
[Don't look forward to: uh uh, right yes! 】
Xavier knew that they didn't believe him, so he decided to prove with his actions that he was good, and the males couldn't be regarded as bad!
The anchor modified the title of the live broadcast room: A three-year-old male blindfolded assembles a four-wheel drive, can't finish it in four or 10 minutes, and eats diamond fruit live.
Xavier contacted the customer service at the worm center, and due to the status of the male worm on the account, the worm quickly replied enthusiastically.
Customer Service 001: Hello!Can I help you?
Overwhelmed water is hard to recover: I want to be able to recommend places on the homepage in the live broadcast room during the live broadcast.
Customer service 001: Only the most popular live broadcast platform will recommend slots to the homepage.If you are a male, you need creative live broadcast content to be able to be on the top. For example, there was a male live cooking on our platform before.
Overwhelmed by water: I am three years old, and I can understand text barrage.Quick thinking and strong hands-on ability.
Customer Service 001:! ! !I'll contact the manager now, hold on.
Customer service 001 excitedly informed the manager that the Zerg with extremely low fertility rate like to see the little bug cubs the most, especially the male cubs!
The manager said: Is there such a good thing?As long as he is a real 3-year-old male, he can promise anything!
Customer Service 001: Hello!The manager said that you need to prove your identity. If it is true, a three-year-old male can reach the top.
Overwhelmed and hard to recover: [Share picture: Screenshot of a worm's profile]
Customer Service 001: Really!Don't worry, you will be on the top as soon as you start broadcasting!Don't worry about no bugs to see!Is there anything else I can ask for?
Overwhelmed water is hard to recover: Help me advertise on the live broadcast platform, live broadcast at 1:31 am on January 8.
Xavier thought to himself that January 1st is a legal holiday, and there will be more worms who can watch his live broadcast, and more people will give gifts, and it is very likely that the income will exceed his brother Xiong.Today is January 31, and there are still more than 1 days before the next statutory holiday. During this time, the live broadcast platform is used to advertise and recruit viewers.
Customer Service 001: Of course!But there is still so long, don't forget to come!
Customer service 001 is looking forward to it now. When will it be January 1? He can't wait.
Overwhelmed with water: I swear by the reputation of this insect, I will not forget the agreement.
Customer Service 001: OK...
The customer service 001 was shocked. If he hadn't read his information and was really 3 years old, he would have risked his resignation and asked if the other party lacked female servants. It would be great if such a smart and powerful male was his male master!
Fifteen minutes later, there was a new advertisement for the live broadcast room on the bulletin board of the interstellar live broadcast platform.
Why is the three-year-old male worm working so hard to live broadcast?One-click follow @超水不收直播室. See you at 1 am on January 31st. [Screenshot: Overwhelmed and hard to recover: I swear on the reputation of this insect, I will not forget the agreement. 】During this period, Xavier purchased another 8 assembled four-wheel drive vehicles. At first, they assembled with their eyes open, and it took three hours to assemble them.By the day before the live broadcast, I could already blindfolded, and the assembly was successful in less than four to ten minutes.
He was not good at fine manipulation of mental power, but after three years of continuous training, he has gradually become good at it.At this moment, he was still thinking that his live broadcast room had been preheated for a month at the promotional position, and he started the broadcast with the selling point of 3 years old. If it can’t compare with Brother Xiong’s 11-year-old suddenly starting the broadcast one day, then there is really no need to mess around.
April 1
Charles is an unremarkable unmarried military female with the rank of colonel. Because she is too busy with work and refuses to give up her job after marriage, she is not welcomed by the majority of males. She is still single.One of his hobbies is watching live broadcasts of male worms.
However, due to work reasons, I got up early and went to bed late, and I never caught up with the live broadcast, so I could only watch the replay.On the public holiday on the last day of every month, Charles can follow the live broadcast. Unfortunately, none of the anchors he follows happens to be live on that day.
On a sleepless night more than ten days ago, he turned on the live broadcast platform of the terminal, and saw a promotion in the live broadcast room on the promotional booth. The main feature was a 3-year-old male insect!God!The little male worm was broadcasting live, and he hadn't seen it a few times in decades of life.
Only three times, in the live broadcast room of a cooking male anchor he followed, he saw the anchor interact with his male brother, with an average interaction of 10 minutes, a total of three times.God knows how many times he replayed that video.
Finally, he waited until the live broadcast platform had a male worm to start broadcasting, and he kindly informed the live broadcast time in advance. The most touching thing was that the live broadcast time was on a legal holiday!He can follow the live broadcast!Charles decided that no matter what the little male worm broadcasts, he must tip the money he saved!He can have no male master, but he can't help sucking the little male!
At 2000 o'clock in the morning, Charles had already washed up early, boarded the terminal, and hung his account in the live broadcast room of Xiao Xiong Chong, and found that the live broadcast room had [-] million insects!And the chat was hot, and they didn't care whether the anchor started broadcasting or not.
[Little male worms start broadcasting soon: Good morning, all anxious worms! 】
[User xks26e8: There are still two hours, 55 minutes and 32 seconds until the start of the broadcast, you must not put pigeons on the host. 】【Plain as water: as long as you can come, don't force it. 】
At 1:31 on October 07, the anchor was overwhelmed and entered the live broadcast room.
[No regrets: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】
[Time is clear: That anchor, he is here! ! ! 】
[The Eyebrows Add Frost: His Highness Male/His Royal Highness/His Royal Highness/] At 8:00, the face of the little male appeared on the screen. He had blue hair and blue eyes, and was wearing a white shirt, black trousers, and small leather shoes.
Charles discovered that this little male was the younger brother of the cooking anchor family!Is it his independent live broadcast this time?Looking forward to it, just when he was about to give a reward for the comment, he found...
The anchor has turned on the ban on all members
The host closed the gift channel
When all the worms were wondering, the little male worm opened his mouth.
"Thank you for visiting my live broadcast room. I am the male anchor, Xavier. Before the live broadcast, I would like to say a few precautions."
"First, it is forbidden to ask about my surname, communication number, home address and other related information in the comment area."
"Second, it is forbidden to make persuasive remarks under the banner of being a good broadcaster. What should a three-year-old male be doing."
"Third, it is forbidden to discuss other anchors in the live broadcast room, including Brother Xiong, who has conducted three live broadcasts with me. All his speech and behavior have nothing to do with me."
"I wrote the above three points in the worm explanation section of the live broadcast room. If you violate the regulations, I will initiate a lawsuit against you through the intermediary of the male worm protection association."
The anchor turned off the mute for all members
The anchor opened the gift channel
Scared to death... Among the 5000 million viewers, none of them were younger than Xiaoxiongchong, but at this moment they were shocked by Xiaoxiongchong's remarks.It's not that they haven't seen powerful and domineering males, but when they see such males, they will try to stay away as much as possible, and just don't provoke them.
But when I meet a smart and domineering little male, although I am afraid, there is an inexplicable excitement. I want to become the opponent's follower. With such a male leading me, I feel very stable in my heart!Although there are many rules, they are all within the acceptable and reasonable range!And the little male worm is also very demanding of himself, so he notified the live broadcast time in advance, and came to the live broadcast room 10 minutes before the stipulated time!He did what he said, this is the male who can give them a sense of security!
For a while, the worms were complicated in their hearts, but their thoughts were similar.After turning off the ban on all employees, the bullet screen was not filled immediately, but was delayed for more than ten seconds before the bug sent a comment.
[Mature and stable: that...can you talk?I'll try it...can you send a barrage...] Look, such a mature online name is too frightening for Chong to speak, the little male chute really frightens Chong's heart, it doesn't match the cute and innocent appearance at all!
Seeing some insects talking, all the insects reacted one after another. For a while, the screen was covered with barrage, and the special effects of rewards continued one after another.
[Transformation: Your Highness Xavier is really amazing!It scared the bugs that I have been in the military for more than ten years!Reward individual rack * 10] [Stranger: Don't say you have been more than ten years!I have been scared for more than 20 years!Reward individual mecha*10] [Forget about that relationship: I, an elderly female who was buried in the grave with half her body, have never seen this scene.Reward for deep space battleship *[-]] Xavier watched the dense barrage calmly, most of them praised him, and some asked questions.
[Curious baby: Is the anchor wanting to buy something during the live broadcast?Reward Meteor Shower*1] Other worms are also very curious, and follow up with questions. Most of the male worms start broadcasting to buy various luxury accessories.They also wanted to know what young males like at this age.
Xavier replied: "I want to buy ingredients to replenish mental power, it is very expensive. One million yuan per kilogram."
[Explorer: Is that the lemon that is more expensive than the rare ore?Reward for hot air balloon*20] [Dreams don't need to be announced to the world: Lemons are usually eaten by worms who have been injured in the spiritual realm. Is His Royal Highness Xavier injured?Worry!Rewarding Be Careful*100] Seeing the word injured, Xavier frowned: "I am not injured. I am very strong, only I tear the spiritual realm of other insects, and other insects cannot hurt me."
But in the eyes of the female insects, that is not the case... In their view, the reason why the little male is not allowed to ask for his surname is because he is a commoner male, and because he is not allowed to ask for his address because he lives on a remote planet for fear of being looked down upon, and he is not allowed to mention brother Xiong. Because his brother Xiong cooks by himself because he is poor.The reason for wanting to buy finger lemons is that the mental field has been damaged. The males are very proud and refuse to admit that they have lost.And the little male is wearing an ordinary white shirt and black trousers, just like the work clothes of an office female.The live broadcast didn't even have the rare ore-decorated clothes used to support the noodles.
In short, all the behaviors of the little males are to cover up the identity of the remote star civilians in their eyes, but they considerately did not expose it.
[An Ran smiled: That's right, the anchor is the best! 】
[Don't look forward to: uh uh, right yes! 】
Xavier knew that they didn't believe him, so he decided to prove with his actions that he was good, and the males couldn't be regarded as bad!
The anchor modified the title of the live broadcast room: A three-year-old male blindfolded assembles a four-wheel drive, can't finish it in four or 10 minutes, and eats diamond fruit live.
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