thirty

Shen Xian had suffered from insomnia for three consecutive days. After turning over thirteen times in a row but still not feeling sleepy, he sat up irritably, and immediately felt a faint pain somewhere deep in his buttocks.

"Ah ah ah..."

Depressed and yelled three times, Shen Xian decided to get up and type. As a platinum-level master author of the insight literature website, stable updates are the gospel for countless readers when they go to the toilet.

As soon as I logged on to QQ, the avatar of a friend of the author jumped up.

[Blue Bird]: The long night is long, the lonely pillow is hard to sleep, official paper, come on?

【Young Master Leisure】: Spelling.

[Blue Bird]: Fighting... can be done, but please control the speed, the man is too fast, it will easily affect the quality~(≧▽≦)/~

[Gong Zi Xian]: Stop talking nonsense, one hour, until three ten minutes to count.

After finishing speaking, he went invisible on QQ, opened the document, and stared at the document in a daze.

An hour later, the other party reported 1432, Shen Xian looked at his blank document, and decisively disconnected technically.

Turn off the computer, lay down on the bed, stare at the ceiling, a few minutes later, Qingniao's phone chases after him, and Shen leisurely answers the phone, "Please press 1 if you want me to eat, please press 2 if you want me to go clubbing , please hang up for emotional consultation, and please poke your own chrysanthemum when making a date."

"I hate it!" The soft male voice was over there coquettish, Shen Xian felt that half of his body was numb, this old bitch is now more and more proficient in making love.

"You called me in the middle of the night to flirt with me?" Shen Xian rolled his eyes.

"I'm here to be your confidant brother," Qingniao giggled cheaply, "Are you trapped by love? I'll know what's going on when you go online in the middle of the night."

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Shen Xian laughed three times, "How is it possible? I have never touched a single leaf among thousands of flowers, yet I am trapped by love. You underestimate me."

There was a pause on the phone for a second, and Qingniao said seriously, "Ah Xian, do you know how pretentious, fake and cowardly your laughter is?"

Shen Xian snorted coldly, "What are you trying to be brave for? There are a lot of small zeros waiting for me to pick them up, and I'm guilty of being trapped by love? Think I'm you?"

"Intuition tells me," Qingniao suddenly lowered his voice, and said quietly, "Actually, you yourself are a zero."

"roll!"

After hanging up the phone, Shen Xian got off the bed, walked into the bathroom, stood in front of the full-length mirror, and looked at his handsome body. zero?Ha, there is such a powerful and personable zero like me?

...After a while, he held the mirror with one hand, and stroked the chrysanthemum with the other hand: it's so swollen...

This matter has to be traced back to a signing in L City a month ago. For Shen Xian, it was his doomed disaster. As the most popular author of Insight Chinese. Large-scale illegal gatherings of cults.

The signing of the day was as popular as ever, and Shen Xian was satisfied with the money and retreated. When he was about to leave, he suddenly caught sight of a staff member of the bookstore who was tidying up the scene.

According to the recollection of the young man of literature and art, the sunset that day came in from the window and fell on the young wheat-colored healthy skin, making his side face more clear and handsome, and he couldn't help being tempted by that look...

The truth is, Shen Xian stared at the man's wide shoulders, narrow hips and slender straight legs, and he was unkindly attracted to him.

"Mr. Shen?" The assistant couldn't help reminding, "Mr. Shen?"

"Cough," Shen Xian withdrew his gaze, coughed lightly, and smiled at the assistant, "That staff member, yes, is the one who is arranging paper and pens, and he looks good."

The assistant looked at him speechlessly, "...I see."

Following such a boss who has been around thousands of flowers, the gold medal assistant has already been trained proficiently, and helped Shen Xian make an appointment with Shi Lei that night.

To lure a college student who has just stepped out of campus, don’t use too many leisurely methods. He is handsome, playful, spends a lot of money, and is also a professional photographer. He borrowed an off-road vehicle and took Shi Lei to take photos on a self-driving tour. The male hormone 360 ​​launch has no dead ends. After making a circle around the coastline, Shi Lei's eyes became obviously hot.

Shen Xian secretly rejoiced, prepared a candlelight dinner with ulterior motives, got Shi Lei drunk with a lewd smile on his face, and then rolled into the hotel room entangled.

Shi Lei was very enthusiastic that night, so enthusiastic that Shen Xian was in full bloom.

"Baby, dear, I love you..." Shen Xian put his arms around his shoulders and smiled flirtatiously, sliding his fingers skillfully on his soft but hard abdomen.

He is really too proficient in doing this kind of thing, how could the 24-year-old virgin boy resist, he was touched so easily that he burned his body, and when he turned over, he pressed Shen Xian under him.

"Heh, riding for the first time?" Shen Xian was full of joy, "Baby, you are so enthusiastic..."

After a while, he couldn't laugh anymore, he pressed Shi Lei's hand touching his chrysanthemum, and sneered, "Baby, this kind of joke can't be...fuck me! How dare you fucking force it? Stop...stop it! Damn it, Let me go, I'm TOP... oh..."

Shi Lei stripped off his clothes, his body was full of toned muscles, with outstanding explosive power, he pressed Shen Xian under his body, like a wild beast that had unsealed it, showing off its majesty clumsily and bravely.

Shen Xian, a young literary and artistic youth, was crushed miserably. From then on, he was never able to stand up again.

When the Shi Ye Beast finally died down, Shen Xian didn't even have the strength to turn over. Taking a look at Shi Lei's muscles, he cursed weakly, "A gentleman's revenge...ten years...well...not too late..."

Shi Lei's brain was suppressed with alcohol, he fell asleep after finishing the work, Shen Xian lay down on the bed and rested for half an hour, gathered some strength, put on his clothes tremblingly, climbed into the plane with splayed legs and flew back to N City before dawn.

Once a person who has always been an attacker is exposed, the consequences are serious. Shen Xian barely recovered his demeanor after being raised at home for a week. Just as he was about to find someone who is a good guy to wash away his shame, he received a call from his assistant. , S University has started, and he has his class on Thursday.

Invited by a friend, he taught a photography technology and technique course at S University, which is an elective course for the whole school. One big class per week takes up two credits. Because the atmosphere is relaxed and the teachers are handsome, each class in the lecture hall with 200 people full.

When his friend invited him back then, Shen Xian wanted to refuse straight away. He was used to being lazy, and he didn't lack the salary. There are so many little zeros on campus, all of them are young, innocent, and easy to coax, much more innocent than those moths in the circle, so Uncle Shen happily goes to class on time every week.

"The British photographer Trapp Moore once said that only when you start to look at the scenes and activities happening indoors, outdoors and at night with the perspective of ambient light, you will feel the broad scope that ambient light provides for truly creative photographers. world……"

The curtains in the classroom were closed tightly, and Shen Xian was talking eloquently. He turned around and looked at the students. From the corner of his eye, he quietly took out the camera and aimed at the girls at him. His eyes darkened and his eyebrows raised, "Sitting in C3 The second student from the left in the penultimate row of the district, please come and explain to everyone what kind of effect the reflected light on the wall will play when the subject enters the blind spot of Fuguang."

Those girls knew that the sneak shot was discovered, and immediately laughed unsteadily. The girl named stood up blushing, looked at the courseware on the screen in embarrassment, and said, "The closer the subject is to the window... The more...so handsome!"

There was a sudden commotion in the classroom, Shen Xian turned his head abruptly, and saw that the curtain at the door was lifted, and bright light came in, and a young man pushed the door in with a dazed expression on his face.

He glanced around the classroom, his eyes fell on Shen Xian, and a ray of joy burst out immediately.

That smile made Shen Xian's heart twitch, his face turned green immediately, he hurried to the door, lowered his voice, "... Shi Lei, what are you doing here?"

A trace of doubt slipped through Shi Lei's eyes, then he smiled comprehensibly, his face became more gentle, and he smiled at the students, "Sorry, I went to the wrong classroom," he looked at Shen Xian, and affectionately brushed away his mask covering his eyes. Forehead, "I prefer you to call me Stone."

Shen Xian petrochemical.

Shi Lei left the venue gracefully, the audience screamed, Shen Xian maintained a good mood all morning and suddenly fell to zero, after dryly reading the PPT, he ran to the Academic Affairs Office in a panic, he wanted to change the classroom.

Coming out of the Academic Affairs Office, Shen Xian took out his vibrating cell phone, "What's the matter?"

"Shen Xian, is this how you talk to your sister?" A powerful female voice came from over there.

Shen Xian smiled easily, "I always thought you were my brother."

"Don't be so talkative," the elder sister said calmly when the lighter sounded, "Sunday is the 20th birthday party of the little landlord of the Dou family. into your hands."

"Okay," Shen Xian agreed, "Then I don't have to go home on Sunday to be scolded by the old lady, thank you."

"You son of a bitch," the eldest sister scolded hotly, "you are already 34, if you keep wandering around, be careful to end up alone forever, regardless of gender, find someone quickly, when you die, at least there will be someone who can bury you."

"Hey, hey," Shen Xian said lazily, "It doesn't matter if you call me a bastard, but it's equivalent to calling our old man a rabbit, so it doesn't matter..."

The phone call was hung up.

Shen Xian smiled viciously, regardless of gender, quickly find one?

Come on!What kind of trouble did Shi Lei's bright and handsome face suddenly appear in his mind? ? ?

The author has something to say: PS: Shi Lei is attacking, Shen Xian is receiving, and Blue Bird is soy sauce.