thirty

Saturday night, Bashu Hot Pot, Jinshuang Hall.

Shen Xian looked at the invitation card in his hand, and leaned against Shi Lei, "Student reunion? Oh, I almost forgot, you are a young man who only graduated five years ago."

Shi Lei fainted, "Don't say that, it's like how old you are."

"I'm already in your uncle's generation, why don't I grow old?" Shen Xian covered the invitation card on his face, and sighed, "Everyone is as old as they are old, and tomorrow will be yellow..."

"I'll beat you up again." Shi Lei stretched his arms around him, took off the invitation card, threw it aside, touched his face, and threatened with a smile, "What about uncle, this little face is tender, My wife is still about the same, come on, call your husband to come and listen."

"Get out of here!" Shen Xian turned to stare at him, suddenly froze, and saw the man looking at him with a smile on his face, his handsome shadow reflected in his lacquered eyes.

Shi Lei was a little puzzled, "What are you looking at?"

Shen Xian couldn't help but put on a smile, turned around to sit on his lap, wrapped his arms around his neck, and said softly, "Look at my man."

Shi Lei laughed, "How is your man?"

Shen Xian: "It's a bit premature."

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Shi Lei laughed loudly, put his arms around him and gave him a big kiss, leaned over and rubbed his face lightly, and said with a smile, "In order to feed you, an old goblin, I am so tired that my husband is getting old before he gets old." It's..."

Shen Xian was also happy, "Don't worry, I won't abandon you, my son is an infatuated person."

Five years after Shi Lei graduated from university, he managed Huankong to flourish. In addition to online literature, he also dabbled in game operations, film and television animation, mobile interactive entertainment, etc., and won the title of "Most Valuable Website of the Year" in last year's annual selection.

Of course, the titles are all fictitious, but the strength of the website is real. In the past, there was the number one hero in fantasy sitting idle, and later, the "Friends of Women" Invincible Menghu joined in a high-profile way. The blue bird SAMA, which has never seen the end, has two chapters every now and then. Of course, someone is now rewriting the pure love and beauty dog ​​blood article, which makes all the old readers who are looking forward to SAMA's return to the arena and try the sword to rewrite the new pattern of fantasy web articles in one fell swoop heartbroken. That is another matter.

No matter who has joined in again, who has published a book again, who has gotten into a fight with the son cult... Now, the authors and readers know that the era of insight Chinese network dominating the world is over, Huankong Literature Network The time for dominance has come.

Boss Shi Lei's reputation has risen, and by chance a photo of him in a suit at a banquet made this modest, smiling, and introverted man become a popular idol overnight.

This makes someone very upset, thinking that you are delusional to compare with me just because of your popularity?In a fit of rage, Young Master Xian also exploded the photo, and it was ready to explode, but the bathing photo exploded! ! !

——In the dim bathroom, a beautiful man took a selfie in the mirror. His body was slender and muscular. A drop of water slipped from his hair, leaving a moist mark on his chest...

This time the pot exploded, and the Internet quickly became a ball, and the idlers yelled, are you a writer or a butcher?Idle fans are wailing, my lord, the peerless handsome man, oh, oh, oh...

Let's not talk about the internet, the family is full of turmoil, Shi Lei is completely outraged, this bastard daughter-in-law who is afraid of chaos in the world really deserves a beating, one of them wants wife's rights, the other wants husband's outline, so On the night of the full moon, it will be a decisive battle on the top of the big bed.

According to Shi Tongtong, a non-witness, that night, the sound in the master bedroom of their house continued throughout the night, and it was very embarrassing for him to lie on the bed with his adolescent and well-developed brother, dreaming and dreaming.

The next day, Shen Xian didn't get up until noon, went to the study room to turn on the computer, and obediently deleted the photo of him getting out of the bath.

At the same time, Jade Bird SAMA, which turned to Tanmei, dug a big hole "The Writer, the President, and the Bathroom", with its bloody scum attack and cheap subject combination + looming directivity + sci-fi pornographic description, it quickly occupied all major dramas. At the top of the leaderboard, a large number of readers were trapped at the bottom of the pit with an extremely ferocious update speed, and there was no way to survive.

Shi Lei was sitting in the office, dragging the mouse to two photos on the screen, one was a photo of himself in a suit, and the other was a photo of someone in a bath, a entanglement of depression and happiness arose spontaneously.

His eyes fell on the ring finger of his left hand in the photo taken out of the bath. Alas, in the whole photo, only this ring can make him feel more comfortable. That old bastard who deserves a beating, if you post nude photos randomly, your ass will be smashed! ! !

In the second year of Huan Kong's commercialization, he paid off the start-up capital owed to his parents, but Shen Xian's 10 yuan has long since disappeared. Every time Shen Xian angrily urged him to pay back the money, Shi Lei felt There was a sense of mischief in the depths of his heart, and he said "dowry" lightly, and then watched Shen Xian throwing himself into his arms furiously, hey, he is still not calm despite his age.

In fact, he transferred the money from the very beginning to Shen Xian's shares in Huankong. The 10 yuan seven years ago, according to Huankong's current scale, has crazy doubled to tens of millions.

After finishing the work at hand early, Shi Lei quietly left early, and called Shen Xian out to go shopping. This wife is greedy, lazy, and doesn't like to move. She always stays in front of the computer. Pull it out for a walk.

Walking into the reserved restaurant, ordered Shen Xian's favorite dishes, when the food was served, a Rolls Royce stopped at the door, Shen Xian got off, and walked into the restaurant.

"It's just in time," Shi Lei watched with a smile as he went to sit opposite him, "What time did you wake up in the morning?"

Shen Xian was angry, "I just woke up."

"Hmm, you're stuck in bed again?" Shi Lei stretched out his arms to touch his face, "Even Tongtong got up earlier than you."

Shen Xian glared at him resentfully, thinking whose credit it was?Tong Tong is like a monkey in his half age, can he be compared to an old man who is not confused by himself this year?

"Okay, don't be angry," Shi Lei thought to himself, who is pestering me to stop?My husband almost died, okay?Of course, you can’t say this. If you say it, the guy will turn his face, and said with a smile, "Isn’t this a treat for you to make amends? Let’s go shopping for clothes after eating. I think your clothes are worn out."

You are considered considerate, Shen Xian's complexion improved a little, washed his hands, picked out the biggest hairy crab, weighed it, opened the shell, left a round shell of crab roe, and handed the crab body to Shi Lei.

Naturally, Shi Lei naively wouldn't think that this was for him to eat, his wife was angry, so she carefully removed the flat feet for him, skillfully pulled off the whole crab's flesh, dipped it in the sauce and sent it to the sink. Talk about it.

Shen Xian finally showed a smiling face, bit off the crab meat, and narrowed his eyes with a smile, "It tastes good."

"That's right," Shi Lei immediately introduced obsequiously, "Dou Zheng said that the hairy crabs made in this shop taste the best, and he asked Lu Jie to have a date here every few days."

"Peel me another one."

Shi Lei kept moving his hands, seeing that he was in a good mood, so he suggested, "I will take you to my classmate reunion tonight, those bastards have been arguing for a long time to see my famous wife."

"No," Shen Xian lowered his head and scratched the crab shell, "Your class reunion, why should I go?"

"They all bring their wives, and those without wives also bring girlfriends," Shi Lei said aggrievedly, "You call me a poor commander? They are all in pairs, it's too ugly for me to be in there alone, old~~~ Mother-in-law~~~~~"

"To shut up!"

Shen Xian picked up the rice wine in the small pot and poured it for Shi Lei, and said lightly, "You also know that they bring wives and girlfriends with them, won't it affect their mood if you bring a man there?"

Shi Lei: "They know my wife is a man."

"Ok?"

Shi Lei continued: "I also know that my wife is Mr. Xian."

Shen Xian: "..."

"So," Shi Lei proudly waved a peeled crab leg in front of him, "I'll save face and give those mortals a chance to worship."

The two of them went shopping after dinner. Both children were in the development period, and they could grow several centimeters in the blink of an eye. The pants they bought turned into capri pants after wearing them for a while.

After buying clothes for the children, he turned around and found that Shi Lei was gone. He stood in the commercial street and looked around for a moment, and found that there was a retail store of sweet personal care products next to him. When he walked in, he saw Shi Lei buying men's products. lubricant.

"Huh?" Shen Xian leaned on the counter and looked, "Little Bird has released a new product?"

Shi Lei turned his head to look over, and saw a poster pasted behind the counter, Blue Bird was wearing a white coat and glasses, with the appearance of a serious and abstinent research expert, holding a box in his hand, on which was written "Little Chrysanthemum Nursing Kit——Your Chrysanthemum Care Expert".

"This guy..." Shi Lei couldn't help laughing, walked over and put his arms around Shen Xian's waist, his palms slowly slid down, pressed on his buttocks, and said softly, "Buy you a set?"

Shen Xian glanced at him expressionlessly, then suddenly raised his legs and kicked over.

Shi Lei laughed out loud.

After taking the things they bought home, the two of them packed up and prepared to go to Shi Lei's class reunion, Shen Xian changed his clothes and came downstairs, Shi Lei suddenly felt his heart tingling.

Shen Xian was dressed in pink, with a pink shirt and white trousers, a pair of red-framed glasses, and soft hair on his forehead, making him look gentle and docile.

The most important point, this makes him look very popular!

Shi Lei suddenly pulled him into his arms and hugged him tightly.

Shen Xian struggled, "Why are you crazy?"

"Don't make trouble, give me a hug," Shi Lei said softly, hugging the old man in his arms tightly, sniffing his hair deeply, the familiar fragrance softened his whole heart.

The door of the house opened with a bang, and Shi Tong jumped in with his schoolbag on his back, "I'll let it... Oh my god, brother, don't come in, it's not suitable for children!"

Shen Bing walked in, held Tongtong calmly, raised his hand to cover his eyes, and said softly, "You didn't see anything."

Tongtong peeked at the two bastards who were basking in happiness in broad daylight through his brother's fingers, grabbed his brother's hand, and muttered in a low voice, "You two are not ashamed... I'm not yet an adult..."

"It's because you're underage, otherwise you wouldn't be seeing this," Shen Xian smirked, and walked over to give Shi Tong a slap, "I'll go out with your Shi Tong father tonight, you two are at home with auntie, Do your homework well, I will check when I come back!"

The two explained their sons' tasks, opened the door and walked out.

Tongtong stood on tiptoe and leaned on the cat's eye, watching them walk into the elevator and go downstairs, Oh also cheered, and ran to get the remote control joyfully, "Daddy Xian finally won't compete with me for the TV!!!"

Bingbing looked at him indifferently, "They won't be socializing for too long, and you won't be able to finish your homework then."

"Gaoyou, what's homework?" Tongtong said innocently, "Brother, you won't let Xian's father beat me up, will you?"

Bingbing stared blankly at his big round eyes, reached for the remote control expressionlessly, and turned off the TV. The boy's voice was in the stage of changing his voice, calm and emotionless, "Do your homework first, and then you can watch TV."

Tongtong cried loudly, "Brother, you don't love me anymore..."

Bingbing carried their schoolbags alone, turned around, and walked upstairs.

Tong Tong howled for a long time, but found that no one was paying attention to him, so he stopped silently, and followed his homework in a desperate manner.