thirty

Shi Lei hung up the phone and rushed back to the company, Shen Xian carried two huge suitcases upstairs by himself, stood with his hips in the living room panting, in a bad mood, turned his head and kicked the suitcases hard On the ground, hugged his feet and danced for a long time with an groan.

Suddenly very angry: My son gave you face to accompany me on a trip, but the bastard actually let me lose the chain at a critical moment? ? ?

Shi Lei went to the company for a whole day. In the evening, he called Shen Xian to go to bed early. He said that he was so busy that his eyes were full of codes. Xiao Hei came aggressively this time. It is estimated that the entire technical department will not be able to sleep this night. up.

Shen Xian coded calmly, it would be better not to come back, I don't know how comfortable it is to have the double bed all to myself!

Cheerfully coded until two o'clock in the night, saved the file, watched a pornographic film, did not arouse any sex, went to his luxurious bathtub to listen to music while taking a bath, put on a mask and went to sleep!

After rolling on the big bed for more than an hour, Shen Xian sat up irritably, grabbed his phone, but there was no missed call.

Phone is broken?

He slid his fingers unconsciously on the screen, hesitating on Shi Lei's number with his fingertips, and after a long time, he threw the phone on the carpet: "It's just a little wolf cub, will I care about him?"joke!Pull the quilt to sleep.

But... the phone is really broken, right?

Shen Xian silently picked up the phone again, and sent a text message to Jade Bird asking him to call him, within a minute the phone rang.

The phone is not broken?

Shen Xian was suddenly extremely disappointed, and answered the phone in a lifeless manner, "What are you doing?"

"..." Qingniao was very sober for the first time, and said full of depression, "You asked me to call you, so I should ask you what you want?"

"Why not, my brain is flooded." Shen Xian was in a bad mood, "Shouldn't you be in bed right now?"

"Don't mention it," Qingniao's voice rose sharply, and said angrily, "I was arrested and sent to the police station, shit! The sex party was over, and I was arrested naked at the Public Security Bureau. It's so spectacular, you should really come and see, some of the little ones still have vibrating eggs stuffed in their asses."

As expected of being the best bad friend for more than ten years, a few words swept away the haze on Shen Xian's head, he imagined the scene, and immediately became high, "Oh, little bird, it seems that the police uncle treats you Not bad, I can still make calls."

Qingniao snorted disdainfully, "As the saying goes, there must be a way for a car to reach the mountain. Where in life do you not meet each other? His grandma, I was squatting bored. I came to be an official, and saw my lord's astonishing eyes. It's all straight, let it out immediately."

Shen Xian didn't believe it, "Just released it like this? Didn't extort anything in return? His name is Lei Feng?"

"He's called Leifeng Pagoda," Qingniao scolded bitterly, "he told me clearly when he came up, he either had a fight and let me go right away, or he was treated as a prostitute and paid a fine. Grandpa is a bear, my money is typed out word by word, why should I give it to him, so I went to bed decisively, and I regretted it after going to bed, my figure became like Tarzan of the ape, almost crushed to death I!"

"..." Shen Xian always felt that something wasn't quite right. After pondering for a long time, there was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and he had an epiphany, "Is that person an old acquaintance with you? Have you ever done it?"

"I've been with him for more than ten years, fuck!" Qingniao yelled, "He's my ex-husband!"

Shen Xian was speechless.

The blue bird's lingering anger still persisted, "It's really blind. My bird's eye has been with him for more than ten years. I haven't found out that he is a double, and I am a pig! Damn, when I had a showdown with my father, his son You can make soy sauce!"

Even if they are the best bad friends, even if the two of them are not good things, but at this time, Shen Xian didn't have the heart to make troubles, and accompanied him to curse the impotent and premature ejaculation of that scumbag man righteously, while helping him imagine a better future.

After scolding for more than an hour, Qingniao finally wiped away her tears and returned to normal, humming in a strong nasal voice, "Thank you, scolding scumbags with me in the middle of the night."

"It's nothing, after hearing about your tragic experience, I'm more psychologically balanced," Shen Xian said sincerely, "For the first time, I found that compared with yours, my living environment is so clean and pure."

"..." Qingniao was at a loss for words, and after a while, he suddenly let out a snort, "Why do you also scold scumbags? Don't you only do TOP?"

There was an eerie silence.

After a long while, Shen Xian cleared his throat, "I launched an active self-criticism."

"No! Yes! Yes!" Blue Bird shouted excitedly, "Don't fool me, something must have happened that I don't know, oh my god, it's too exciting, Ah Xian, tell me, have you been fucked? Wow, Kakaka, you finally recognized your true colors, Aijia is so gratified..."

Before the words finished, Shen Xian hung up the phone resolutely. It's really a sin to waste the pure time of four o'clock in the morning on a deep well and bitter woman.

shutdown.sleep.

At around ten o'clock in the morning, Shen Xian was awakened by thirst. He ate a bowl of instant noodles at night, which was soaked in salt, and now he felt extremely thirsty. On the computer desk a few steps away, he stared at the white bone china cup, and suddenly found out that his dependence on Shi Lei had reached an unforgivable level.

That does not work!

Shen Xian was so shocked by this discovery that he lost all sleepiness, sat up abruptly, thought for a while, and decisively grabbed out his mobile phone to call the pickup, "Little boy, you are limited to bring breakfast to my house within an hour, brother will take you there Daocheng Yading self-driving tour."

He hung up the phone and called Lu Jie. An hour later, two well-trained assistants came to Yihe Community from different directions.

After eating the comforting breakfast brought by the pickup truck, he put his hips on his hips and laughed leisurely and complacently. The left side is obedient and the right side is beautiful, cute and serious, each has its own merits, this is the winner in life, is there any?

Any stones, Mr. Shi, get the hell out of here, my son, and go live with your broken company! ! !

When loading things into the car, the pickup truck leaned over meanly, "Brother Shen, why don't you call Shi Lei?" His eyes are so poisonous, when he arrived at Shen Xian's house, he glanced over and found that Shi Lei lived here all the time. Based on his experience following Shen Xian for so many years, he immediately made up a poignant love story of scumbag (Shen Xian) + wife Shou (Shi Lei).

"Why are you calling him?" Shen Xian rolled his eyes and looked at him condescendingly, "Where should I go and report to him? Stop talking, drive!"

Lu Jie has always been taciturn. After getting in the car, he put his baseball cap on his face and went to sleep. His idle and bad taste broke out, and he woke him up again and again, "Mei Lu, tell me, if there is anything unhappy, tell me Let's have fun, we will cooperate very well~~"

Lu Jie: "=^="

Seeing the stern beauty being annoyed, he blamed Shushu's leisurely good mood for advancing all the way. When he went to the toilet in the service area with a cigarette in his mouth, he really wanted to show off to Shi Lei, so he took out his mobile phone and called him, but there was no one there!people!catch!listen!

The good mood dissipated like a bursting bubble, and Shen Xian suddenly felt that he was really cheap.

Back in the car, grabbed Lu Jie's baseball cap and put it on his face, and went to sleep.

While the pickup was driving, he asked Lu Jie angrily, "What's wrong with him?"

Lu Jie shook his head, "I don't know."

Pickup curled his lips and muttered, "I've been sluggish since I came back from the toilet. It's probably some kind of frequent urination, urgency, or incessant urination. So, ah, men really can't be too flirtatious..."

Shen Xian suddenly grabbed his hat and opened his eyes, "Little thing, are you looking for death? Turn around, I won't go to Daocheng, brother will take you to climb Huangshan."

The pickup almost passed out, Lord, we have already walked for a whole noon, and we are all far away from N City, how about going back to Huangshan?You are always in a bad mood, don't make fun of the little assistant...

Pickup and Lu Jie took turns driving for the rest of the journey, and arrived at Tangkou after four in the afternoon. Shen Xian saw that the weather was fine, so he took him directly to Xidi. The three of them fiddled with photography equipment and took a lot of photos, and stayed in Hongcun at night. .

He often brings little boys over to play, and the innkeeper is already familiar with him. Seeing that the eldest son has a beautiful young man with flowers and jade on his side, with a face of excessive indulgence, he arranged a two-bedroom and one-living room for him without saying a word. They are all big bed rooms, and there is no problem for three people to roll together.

It was the first time for the pickup truck to come, poking Lu Jie's arm, "Hey, why is the boss laughing so silly?"

Lu Jie remained expressionless, "He thought we were here for a threesome."

"We are indeed a threesome," the innocent little assistant was full of question marks, until she checked into the room, found a box of condoms under the pillow, and suddenly had an epiphany, and a roar suddenly erupted in the antique inn, "He is the ancestor of Japan ! Young master, my innocence!!!"

After dinner, the two kids, Pickup and Lu Jie, played Monster Hunter online. Shen Xian urged him for a long time, but no one was willing to accompany him. He sneered at the kid and went out with his camera. It's not bad to take a few pictures of the beautiful scenery without any love affair.

I took pictures while walking, passing by the South Lake, and found that the bright moonlight was shining on the lake, and the sparkling waves all over the lake were so beautiful, I held up the camera and pondered for a moment, moved my body slowly, trying to choose the most beautiful angle, and suddenly appeared in the viewfinder Two bodies embracing each other.

Shen Xian curiously put down the camera, looked over, had a good time, and touched it quietly, he likes to peek at the young couples in the wild in the middle of the night, think about it, in the dead of night, in a remote corner, lonely men and widows (male?).

... Well, it's all the moon's fault.

After choosing a best viewing point, Shen leisurely squatted in the shadow happily, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there were actually two men, Xiao Shou was crying...so he was even happier.

The young lovers were staged a good show of pulling, scolding, blaming each other, crying and cursing in a low voice. Shen Xian watched with relish, and silently analyzed the possibility of them falling apart in anger from a professional point of view.

Suddenly, the cell phone rang abruptly, Shen Xian was so frightened that he almost fell into the lake, he clutched his cell phone suddenly, turned his head, and found that the young couple was looking at this side together, he was caught on the spot, so he quickly grabbed the cell phone Fleeing.