thirty

Shen Xian had a son, and the one who was most excited was Qingniao, who rushed to the hospital the next day after getting the news, brought a lot of snacks and toys, was overly enthusiastic, and frightened Bingbing.

"I'm afraid," Shen Xian said lazily, "Son, his name is Uncle Bird."

Shi Lei and Qingniao glared at him at the same time, "Shut up!"

"You are Uncle Niao!" Qingniao rolled his eyes at him, then moved to Bingbing's side with a smile all over his face, "Hey, this kid is so handsome, come on, call me Uncle Yin."

"It's Uncle Yin," Shen Xian corrected.

"It's uncle!"

"uncle!"

Sitting on the hospital bed, Bingbing hugged Tongtong, and looked at the two people who were quarreling in front of him speechlessly. Shi Lei rubbed his head, "Look, there is no relationship between a person's IQ and age."

After some quarreling, Qingniao resorted to the Dafa of Sapo, successfully deterred Shen Xian, won the title of "Uncle", jumped onto the hospital bed, hugged the two children and rubbed them together.

"Hey! Let go of my son!" Shen Xian shouted, "I want my son to give birth to himself!"

The blue bird got worse, kissed each other, and looked at Shen Xian with a smile, "You have to write essays, take pictures, and go to college, how can you have time to raise a son, why don't you give it to me, I'm free! "

Shen Xian glanced at him contemptuously, "Forget it, you won't have time to OOXX all day, time is much more precious than mine."

Blue Bird said seriously, "For my son, I can be good."

"If you like it, give birth to yourself!" Shen Xian frowned, "That's my son!!!"

Shen Xian got the custom-made pair of rings two days before Christmas. The wide-faced platinum ring is carved with two small wings, and the middle is a heart shape made of diamond clusters. It is gorgeous and arrogant. The special thing is that, There are exquisite reliefs on the inner surface of the ring. When you wear the ring and then take it off, the imprint of "LOVE" will be left on your finger.

On Christmas Eve, Shi Lei deliberately missed work for the afternoon, and went on a date with Shen Xian like an ordinary college student. The two sat in the coffee shop and stared at each other.

After a long time, Shi Lei cleared his throat, "...so innocent, it seems that it is not suitable for us."

It is simply too inappropriate!It is extremely awkward for two big men who have already matured to the inside of their bodies to pretend to talk about life and ideals.

Shen Xian drank the coffee and stood up, "Let's go, go buy some daily necessities for Bingbing."

These days, because Tongtong had just had an eye prosthetic surgery, Bingbing has been accompanying him in the hospital. When Tongtong is discharged from the hospital, Bingbing will also take him home to live.

Shi Lei stood up helplessly, "Okay."

The two dads were forced to come out of the coffee shop and go to the department store. The Christmas shopping mall was crowded with people. As soon as Shen Xian entered the door, his face turned dark. Shi Lei sighed, "How about we go to Taobao to buy?"

"Well," Shen Xian nodded, it was indeed too difficult for him to huddle together with the little women to pick out children's picture books.

The two were wandering around in the commercial street. Shi Lei bought two sexy double Ts for Shen Xian, one black and one red. Terman, Hello Kitty, Doraemon, Arale, SpongeBob SquarePants, Mickey Mouse, Astro Boy and Crayon Shin-Chan.

Shi Lei hugged a pile of underwear, "..."

Shen Xian gave him a white look, and pulled out Pikachu's from his arms, "This one is for the little boy."

After strolling around for more than two hours, the two went to the toilet to drain water, Shen Xian pulled off his underwear, revealing a hairless bird, touching the scene sadly, and gave Shi Lei a hard look.

While urinating, Shi Lei turned his head to look at him and smiled narrowly.

Shen Xian was terrified by him, the original general attack of the first generation had been shaved and his majestic hair was no longer majestic, but the culprit was still smiling beside him like a cat that stole fish.

Uncle Xian was very angry, and the consequences were very serious. He turned around decisively and urinated hard on him.

"Damn it!" Shi Lei was suddenly sprayed wet his trousers, screamed, dodged hastily, and pointed at the vile man, "You want to be beaten?"

Shen Xian had a good time peeing, shook the bird, pulled up his pants, recovered his clothes in a second, squinted at his trousers, and hummed, "If you have the ability, come and beat me up."

Shi Lei was stunned.

I really can't blame him for being nervous, I really don't dare to beat him up, this old guy is small-minded and quick-tempered, last time he let Li Huang lie on his bed, he locked him in the corridor all night Leng Feng, if he dared to hit him, he would probably kill himself with a knife.

There was no other way, Shi Lei could only take out the suit and trousers he just bought to change in the small cubicle, Shen Xian squeezed in after him, closed the door, two big men squeezed into the small cubicle, Shi Lei sat on the toilet seat and took off his clothes. Dropped the dirty pants, a little speechless, "You are too spoiled."

Shen Xian helped him hold his trousers, bent down, put his face in front of him, and hummed softly, "If you don't like it, hit me."

Shi Lei hooked his neck with one hand, patted his face lightly with the other hand, and said with a smile, "I'll beat you!"

"..." Shen Xian suddenly felt a sense of tragedy in his heart: What's the matter with this deep pampering?I'm ten years older than you, not ten years younger, who the hell loves whom! ! !

Suddenly, the compartment door was pulled open, and a beautiful woman with long wine red hair squeezed in, pleading in a low voice, "Help me hide, someone is catching me!"

Shi Lei was embarrassed, he was still bare-legged, and was about to refuse, when he was startled, "...Mao Jue?"

Shen Xian grabbed the beauty's long hair and pulled it hard, leaving only a wig in his hand. Mao Jue, who was wearing a hairnet, turned his head angrily and froze.

Shen Xian frowned.

Just as he was about to speak, there was a sound of footsteps outside, Mao Jue closed the small door quickly, snatched the wig cover, put it on Shen Xian's head without saying a word, then slid behind Shi Lei, his thin body shrank into a The group squatted in the gap of less than a quarter square meter between the toilet and the partition, and said sincerely in a breathy voice, "Please."

Shi Lei + Shen Xian: "..."

The doorknob was turned again, Shen Xian grabbed the handle and shouted, "What are you doing?"

"Find someone!"

Shen Xian was furious, "Get out!"

The hands outside were very strong, the small door was pulled open a crack, and just about to probe, suddenly an unknown object came towards him, covered his head, and then the small door was closed again.

He grabbed something on his head in embarrassment and saw that it was a pair of men's pants. He was stunned for a moment, remembering that just a second ago, he seemed to have spotted a woman with long hair and a piece of white thigh, as if he had smashed something good ah……

Shen Xian shouted, "Go away!"

The pants were thrown in through the door, and the man outside smiled angrily, "I'm sorry, buddy, you continue to work."

When the footsteps disappeared, Shen Xian opened the door, looked around to make sure that the person had gone far away, turned around, looked at Mao Jue who had stood up and was fiddling with the wig as if no one was around, and said nothing.

After putting on the wig, Mao Jue turned around and smiled at Shi Lei, "Thank you, handsome, bye~~"

"Stop!" Shi Lei stopped him, "What's going on?"

"That... I'll talk about it later," Mao Jue sneered, "Actually, I really want to buy you tea, but..." He spread his hands calmly, "You know, I have no money."

Shi Lei was helpless, "Okay, I'll treat you to a drink."

The three sat at the small milk tea station drinking milk tea, Mao Juezi sucked on the pearls, and said vaguely, "I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet, I cheated people too much and almost got beaten, thank you all. "

"Cheating people's feelings?" Shi Lei laughed, "So hateful?"

"Of course!" Mao Jue winked at him, "You know, Xiaoshou is not bad, but Xiaogong doesn't love you."

Shen Xian stared at the long line of duck oil shortbread in the distance, "Stone, do you want to eat?"

Shi Lei sighed, patting him on the forehead fondly, "You want to eat it? Alas... pity me, the young master's body is a waste of time..." Saying resignation, he went to line up to buy shortbread.

As soon as he left, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly cooled down. Mao Jue turned his head to look at the bustling crowd in the distance in embarrassment, lit a cigarette calmly, and smoked it calmly.

After a while, Mao Jue looked a little unnatural, "That...brother, I'm leaving first."

"Wait," Shen Xian turned his head indifferently and looked at him, "I heard that you are so poor that you have sold your pants recently." He took out his wallet from the inner pocket of his suit, pulled out a bank card, and held it between two fingers. Flicking in front of him, "This is the lucky money my mother gives you every year, and the password is her birthday, remember?"

"Remember! Remember! Mao Jue was overjoyed and reached out to grab it.

Shen Xian withdrew his hand suddenly, with a cold face, "Take the card and get out, don't appear in front of Shi Lei and me again."

Mao Jue nodded crazily, grabbed the bank card, "MUA~" kissed him hard, smiled sweetly, and said with a sweet smile, "Don't worry, brother, I'm going to go far away!"

Shen Xian waved his hand impatiently.

Mao Jue immediately disappeared into the vast crowd.

Shi Lei was sweating profusely when he came back with a box of duck oil shortbread, and saw that Shen Xian was the only one at the table blowing ice cubes in the glass with a straw, "Hey, where is Mao Jue?"

"He left beforehand." Shen Xian opened the box, and a rich fresh fragrance wafted out, nodding in satisfaction, "Not bad, not bad, it's the smell I like."

Shi Lei watched him eat shortbread with a smile, raised his hand to wipe the crumbs from the corner of his mouth, and asked softly, "We all hang out in the same circle, you don't know Mao Jue, do you?"

Shen Xian hummed casually, "I know him, but we haven't met much. I don't like his type."

"Oh?" Shi Lei asked, "Then which type do you like?"

After a while, Shen Xian killed the three shortbreads, wiped his mouth, took a sip of milk tea, and squeezed his cheeks with a smile, "Oh, baby is jealous? What's there to be jealous of? Of course I like you like this. "

Shi Lei smiled lightly.

The two had a casual dinner, and wandered around the commercial street until after eight o'clock. The family of three bought new clothes, bought various toys and school supplies for Bingbing, and called a pickup to deliver them home. The two went arm in arm. The sweet honey chain love hotel.

When Blue Bird came last time, he upgraded Shen Xian's membership card, with a [-]% discount on spending on Christmas Eve, and added three styles of rooms: Salty Christmas, Evil First Love, and Wild Cupid.

Walking into the store, Shen Xian swiped his card to select a room, and the automatic order machine suddenly popped up a line of bright pink flashing words: Dear Xiao Xianxian, this is your 699th time to stay in our store, as a thank you, a special gift of the store manager's secret passion set (sexy condom & wild lube), please enjoy this Christmas Eve!There are blue bird photo stickers flashing below.

Shen Xian: "..."

Shi Lei looked at him expressionlessly, "The 699th time?"

"There is a misunderstanding!" Shen Xian yelled, "Honey, I can explain it!"

Shi Lei smiled softly, walked towards the elevator with his arms around his shoulders, and said softly, "No hurry, Uncle Xian, I can listen to your slow explanation in one night."

Shen Xian: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Blue Bird, you bitch! ! !