thirty

It was past eleven o'clock when we got home, the two children were asleep, Shi Lei woke them up one by one, urging them to take a bath.

"Hmm... Daddy... don't you want to wash it..." Tong Tong moaned sleepily in Shi Lei's arms.

Bingbing was finding out her younger brother and her panties, when she heard this, she turned her head to look at Shi Lei, also full of anticipation.

Shi Lei lowered his face and said seriously, "No, I have to take a bath. The more tired I am, the more I should take a bath. Auntie is asleep. Today Bingbing helps my brother take a bath. Can you do it?"

"Well," Bingbing nodded seriously.

Tongtong cried out depressedly, "Don't take a bath..."

"You will stink if you don't take a bath!" Shen Xian patted him on the head lightly, "My brother doesn't like smelly Tongtong either."

"...Yes, is it?" Tongtong looked at Bingbing with tears in his eyes.

Just as Bingbing was about to deny it, Shen Xian gave her a sharp look, and immediately compromised, nodding, "Well, I don't like it."

Tongtong got down from Shi Lei's arms, and grabbed Bingbing's clothes, "Brother, don't dislike me..."

"Then go take a shower." Shi Lei patted Bingbing's shoulder, "Go, our little man, take care of my brother."

The two children were driven into the bathroom, and soon there was the sound of playing with water, Shen Xian quietly opened the bathroom door a crack, and the two adults lay on the crack of the door, only to see Tong Tong sitting in his children's bathtub Playing with ducks, Bing Bing squatted outside naked, splashing water on him with his hands.

"Hahaha... so soft..." Tongtong didn't know what he found, so he yelled happily.

"Don't, don't touch my dick!" Bingbing's voice was full of anger, but she didn't avoid it.

"Brother is so fun..."

"Don't touch again!"

After a while, Tongtong ran out dripping in a pair of underwear, and started to take a shower.

Shi Lei took a big towel, wrapped the child up, carried him into the children's bedroom, dried him, changed into a pair of dry underwear, and let him crawl into the warm bed.

After a while, Bingbing also came in, he was wearing neat pajamas, "Daddy, are you still asleep?"

Tongtong lay on the bed, showing two eyes, blinking, "I want to listen to Dad telling stories."

"I want to listen too," Bingbing burrowed into Tongtong's bed, and both children only showed their small heads.

Looking at the pair of sons in front of him, Shi Lei felt a sense of satisfaction, and said softly, "Daddy Xian is tired, so tonight, Daddy Stone will talk, um..." He flipped through the IPAD and found an article, "Prince Narcissus and the story of the stone princess."

Thirty minutes later, Shi Lei said, "Since then, Narcissus and Xiao Shitou have lived happily together..."

Bingbing+Tongtong: "Zzzz..."

Shi Lei: "..."

Returning to the bedroom dejectedly, Shen Xian was lying on the bed on the phone, and glanced at him, "What's wrong? Did you abuse your sons again?"

Shi Lei: "Am I so hypnotized when I tell stories?"

"There's only one reason," Shen Xian looked at him regretfully, "It can't be fairy tale hypnosis, can it? My son's works have never been plain, which one is not full of doubts and ups and downs?"

Shi Lei burst into tears.

Shen Xian called Jade Bird three times but didn't answer, probably he was doing something disharmonious again, so he called again at noon the next day, and he got through.

Blue Bird: "...Hello?"

Shen Xian shivered violently, the soft, hoarse, feeble voice from the microphone made his bones shatter in an instant, "Damn, can you be more restrained? You are only 36 years old, and you want to be a hero when you are 40 years old." Die young?"

Qingniao was weak: "Fairy...fate..."

"Get lost," Shen Xian couldn't help being verbose, "Find a regular sex partner, don't always go to messy sex parties, crazy love clubs, etc. If you often stand by the river, your shoes won't get wet. You'll get sick sooner or later."

"Don't curse me like that," Qingniao said softly with a hoarse sexy voice, "I have a condom every time."

"If you die of STD, I won't collect your body," Shen Xian threatened him.

Qingniao groaned softly, "It's not like a kit to collect beautiful bones, a touch of pure land to cover up the wind."

Shen Xian: "Hey, it's still a pure land. You die at home for ten days and a half months. The body will be discovered only when it stinks, and then it will be thrown into a mass grave in a torn blanket, and will be divided by wild dogs." corpse."

Qingniao was unwilling, "Have you written too many novels? The surname is Shen, you have nothing to do, so you called me to teach me to clean myself?"

Shen Xian closed his mouth, and sighed secretly, "It's something to do, let's postpone the birthday party this Saturday by one day, Stone treats me to a big meal on Saturday."

"Oh... hey, no way," Qingniao raised his voice, "Party has been notified to everyone long ago, you have been a strict wife since you raised Xiao Shitou and have been an otaku at home, so it's fine if you don't participate in group activities. You have been preparing for so long You still have to postpone PARTY, everyone despises you, okay?

Hearing the word "wife is strict", Shen Xian felt a layer of guilty melancholy in his heart, thinking why did he suddenly become a good man?And have you ever been so happy and reluctant to leave?

"Father, Father," Tongtong stumbled and ran downstairs, fell headfirst on the thick carpet, got up and ran to the sofa, and held up a small camera, "Look, brother took this picture!"

Shen Xian hugged the child into his arms, took Bingbing's idiot machine, and looked into the viewfinder. The little Tongtong was standing, sitting, and lying on his stomach, posing in various postures that he thought he was majestic and majestic but actually was stupid. From the perspective of a professional photographer like Shen Xian, the photos are extremely rough, but Bing Bing takes them very seriously, and Tong Tong admires them to death.

"As expected of being the son of my great photographer, Mr. Xian," Shen Xian proudly rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought, what's wrong with being a good man?I have a son, I never complain or regret! ! !

Patting the child's buttocks and asking him to go play with his brother, Shen Xian said with a leisurely smile on the phone, "Are you despising me? You are all envious! I envy my son's happy family and successful career!"

Qingniao also laughed, sighed and said with a smile, "I don't know about others, anyway, I'm a little envious, alas... I'm no worse than you, why can't I meet someone with predestined relationship..."

"It's impossible for you to meet at a sex party," Shen Xian enthusiastically suggested, "Go to If You Are the One, you can be both a male guest and a female guest."

"Get out!" Qingniao was furious, "Your birthday party cannot be postponed, ten o'clock in the evening, dawn bar! If you don't dare to come, I will take a pornographic photo of you and post it on the Internet!"

Shen Xian looked at the hung up phone, speechless: Oh, the little bird is not short-tempered?Still taking pornographic photos of me?Stones will pluck your feathers, believe it or not?

After a few more phone calls, it finally made Jade Bird bother to postpone the party for a day.

Shi Lei skipped work all afternoon, went shopping with his family, and kindly sponsored the two children ten yuan each to buy birthday presents for their idle father.

Bingbing bought a pair of socks in a regular manner, and made a greeting card by herself, and wrote it one stroke at a time: Dad, happy birthday!

Holding ten yuan in his hands, Tongtong couldn't choose, and was very distressed.

Shi Lei was curious, and quietly asked, "What do you want to buy for Xian Dad?"

Tongtong stumbled and said while gesticulating, "The kind...you can take a bath by yourself..."

"Bath towel?" Shi Lei wondered, thinking that our family has it, "Why do you want to give Xian Dad a bath towel?"

Tongtong: "Daddy Xian can take a bath by himself...you don't need to wash with Daddy Stone..."

Shi Lei's face is full of black lines, let's take a bath together... This is fun, you are still young, you don't know how much fun it is for me to take your dad to take a bath every time, we can wash this way, and we can also wash that way... …

In order to prevent this silly kid from challenging Shen Xian, Shi Lei made a move and asked Tong Tong to buy a housework sieve.

When Shen Xian received the gift, his fingers were trembling, and he turned to look at Shi Lei sadly, "Does our son dislike me for being lazy?"

Shi Lei smiled understandingly, "He wants you not to sit in the study all the time, but to do housework occasionally and exercise your muscles."

They were ashamed when they were having dinner, a beautiful candlelight dinner, with two children's seats beside it, Tong Tong didn't know how to use a knife and fork, Shi Lei and Shen Xian had to spare their hands to feed Tong Tong while they were affectionate , Suddenly, there is no romantic atmosphere at all.

But Shen Xian ate very satisfied.

Shi Lei's cell phone rang suddenly, he glanced at it and pressed it silently, Shen Xian raised his head, "Why didn't you answer it?"

"Don't let anyone disturb us," Shi Lei reached out to hold his hand, and smiled softly, "I won't answer anyone's calls tonight."

Shen Xian looked at him with a smile.

The two leaned over and gradually kissed each other.

Bingbing reached out and covered Tongtong's eyes.

After the kiss was over, Shen Xian suddenly laughed, "Honey, I find you are getting more and more handsome."

Shi Lei said seriously, "Having lived with the most handsome guy in the world for so long, I will improve a little bit, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be good enough for you."

After dinner, after coming out of the hotel, Shi Lei let Tongtong ride on his neck, and Bingbing pushed Shen Xian's wheelchair, and the family of four walked to the parking lot.

Shi Lei's cell phone rang again, Shen Xian stretched out his hand, took it out to have a look, and laughed, "What a coincidence."

Shi Lei was a little embarrassed, "Help me pick it up."

Before the words finished, Shen Xian had already picked up, "Hello, Ah Huang? Your brother is busy, what's the matter?"

I don't know what was said there, Shen Xian's expression became very subtle, he raised the phone and handed it to Shi Lei, and said with a half-smile, "Hurry up and rescue your good brother, I didn't stop him."

Shi Lei put Tongtong down and took the phone, "Ah Huang, what's the matter? Don't cry, tell me clearly, where are you? Don't be afraid, wait by the side of the road and don't run around, I'll pick you up."

After hanging up the phone, Shi Lei looked at Shen Xian and suddenly felt very embarrassed.

"Go," Shen Xian threw the car keys to him, "The Cangshan villa area is in the wilderness, you can't even take a bus, and it's so cold at night, I'm shaking from the cold hearing his voice, don't die here On the side of the road, hurt my virtue."

Shi Lei took the key, walked over to give him a hug, and kissed his earlobe, "Let the pickup truck take you home, I'll pick him up, and I'll be right back."

The pickup moved quickly, and arrived at the parking lot in 10 minutes. He helped Shen Xian and sat in the car. Bingbing and Tongtong sat in the back seat. The pickup fastened Shen Xian's seat belt, took out a small gift box and threw it over, "Xian Xian Brother, happy birthday."

"Thank you," Shen Xian was a little tired, leaning on the seat, "My boy, if you don't go back to Yihe Community, send me to my hometown."

"Huh?" Pika tilted his head to look at him, a flash of fiery trees and silver flowers outside the window reflected in his bright eyes, then Shen Xian closed his eyes wearily and sighed faintly, "Let's go back, today, I'm 35..."