thirty

On the morning of the end of the Christmas holiday, Lu Jie opened his eyes in a daze. He was on Dou Zheng's bed. The sleeping posture of the two people on the small single bed could be described as tangled limbs.

"Morning!"

Lu Jie turned his head and saw the other party's shiny eight-teeth smile, he couldn't help laughing, "Morning."

Dou Zheng kissed his forehead, jumped out of bed, went to the closet barefoot to look for clothes, Lu Jie was lying on the bed, looking at his strong back, it felt like a dream.

Dou Zheng put on his jeans and walked out of the room bare-chested. After a while, he walked in holding Lu Jie's clothes, "Hey, wake up, you have class in the morning."

"I don't really want to go," Lu Jie said in a muffled voice. Although the carnival between the two was joyful, it brought terrible aftereffects. His waist seemed to be run over by a train, sore and numb, and faintly weak.

Dou Zheng smiled and sat on the edge of the bed, wiped the hair on his forehead, rubbed his waist and eyes with the other hand, "Uncomfortable?"

"……Um."

"Well, I won't go, and I won't go either," Dou Zheng took out his mobile phone, asked for leave for Lu Jie and himself, then returned to the bed, looking at Lu Jie.

Lu Jie panicked when he saw him, "What are you going to do?"

"Look at my wife." Dou Zheng smiled springily, took out the plaid scarf, and waved it in front of Lu Jie, "Did you knit it?"

"How is it possible?" Lu Jie raised his voice suddenly, turned his face and said loudly, "I bought it!"

"Liar," Dou Zheng spread out the scarf, showing him the messy stitches on it, "If this kind of workmanship can be sold, then it's hell!"

Lu Jie grabbed the scarf, "That's right, it's hell! Don't pull it down! I'll give it to someone else!"

Dou Zheng laughed loudly, grabbed the scarf and hung it around his neck, "My wife, you are so cute, and you are so arrogant..."

"you shut up!"

Dou Zheng was bare-chested, wearing a brightly colored woolen scarf, with wheat-colored muscular abs underneath, like a beggar living on the street in an art academy.

"Aren't you handsome?" Dou Zheng walked around the bed twice, with one hand on his hips and the other behind his head, posing in an extremely vulgar pose.

Lu Jie: "I have nothing to say to you."

"You don't need to talk, just praise silently in your heart, and then you'll be happy," Dou Zheng winked confidently.

Lu Jie: "..."

The two of them were tired of staying at home all day, and when they went to class the next morning, they met a classmate on the road, ran over and put his arm on Lu Jie's shoulder, "Hi, little beauty, I heard that you asked for sick leave yesterday, and you should feel better." Is it gone?"

Lu Jie smiled, "It's much better, thank you."

"Cough, cough, cough!" Dou Zheng coughed loudly.

The classmate looked at Dou Zheng curiously, "Is it a cold? Is it contagious to you? Shared renting often encounters this kind of situation," he said seriously to Lu Jie, "I've told you many times, how about Moved to live in our apartment, we are all classmates from the School of Computer Science, we can study topics together at night..."

Dou Zheng pushed his arm away with a cold face, pulled Lu Jie into his arms, hugged him carelessly, and said to the classmate, "Hey, it is very immoral to encourage others to separate from their husbands. Yes, if I hear you calling my wife a little beauty one more time, I'll shoot you in the head!"

"Husband, husband?" The classmate gasped and looked at Lu Jie.

Lu Jie smiled and explained to him, "I'm sorry, I haven't told you the truth before. He is actually my boyfriend. We are not living together, but... living together."

After finishing speaking, he smiled politely, and walked forward on the snow with Dou Zheng holding hands, leaving the poor big student standing in the snow to petrify quietly.

The two happily lived a small life in New York, attending class on time every day, buying food and daily necessities on the way back from class, Dou Zheng would buy a bouquet of flowers every few days to put in the bedroom, Lu Jie was a good cook, He is especially good at cooking Chinese and Thai dishes, and he is also very willing to invent and create. On the second morning when Dou Zheng turned into a satyr, he made a curry fruit risotto, which successfully turned the satyr into a big gray wolf.

Sitting on the toilet, Dou Zheng was tearing up newspapers and crying loudly, "Meilulu...have you taken laxatives...I was wrong..."

February 2, Valentine's Day.

The young couple woke up early in the morning. Dou Zheng took two custom-made new suits. The two dressed neatly and walked out of the apartment hand in hand. These two young men were handsome and handsome, walking hand in hand on the street, attracting all women aged 18-80 vision.

A familiar old lady waved, "Hi, what are you happy about?"

Dou Zheng showed a bright smile with eight teeth, and laughed heartily, "We are going to get married!"

All the people on the street: "!!!"

The old lady laughed: "I wish you happiness!"

When Dou Zheng happily reported the good news to his family, Tang Wei dropped the phone in her hand, was stunned for a long time, then slammed the table and stood up.

Boss Dou quickly supported him, "Ma'am, calm down..."

Tang Wei was so angry that she trembled all over, "Go! Catch Shi Lei and Shen Xian here! I'm going to kill these two bastards!!!"

Dou Zheng's grinning voice came from the mobile phone on the ground, "Mom, thank you and Dad for your blessings, we are getting married soon, there are so many people in the church..."

"Keep...knot your grandma!!!" Tang Wei roared, "I didn't bless you!!!"

President Dou said aggrievedly, "My mother is innocent."

"Shut up!" Tang Wei was furious, grabbed her phone, and gasped, "Dou Zheng, listen to me, go buy a ticket right away, I want to see you tomorrow morning!"

After hanging up the phone, Dou Zheng said to Lu Jie sweetly, "Your mother-in-law is so happy that she can't speak, dear, she and dad wish us happiness."

Lu Jie heard Tang Wei's roar, but nodded with a smile, "Thank you."

The wedding march sounded in the church, and people quieted down. The bride in a white wedding dress was led by her father and walked in slowly. There was a lively and lovely flower girl behind her. Her marriage path was full of flowers and full of blessings.

Dou Zheng and Lu Jie stood in the corner holding hands, looking at the bride and groom standing side by side under the altar, and the white-haired pastor held a Bible in his hand, looking at them lovingly.

Lu Jie felt that Dou Zheng's palm was sweating, squeezed his hand lightly, and said softly, "Don't be nervous, we're not getting married."

"No... no, we are getting married," Dou Zheng nervously took his hand and kissed it on his lips, took a deep breath, and said softly, "Look, the priest is going to talk."

"Lord, we came before you to witness and bless the newlyweds who have entered the hall of holy marriage. According to the will of the Lord, the two are united as one, and they will marry and live together forever... Would you like this man to be your husband and conclude a marriage contract with him? Marriage? To love him, to take care of him, to respect him, to accept him, to be faithful to him forever and ever, in sickness or health, or for any other reason?"

The groom said loudly, "I do."

Dou Zheng said softly, "I am willing."

The atmosphere in the church was solemn and sacred. Hearing the familiar voice making promises in his ears, Lu Jie suddenly felt his nose sore, and the scene in front of him gradually blurred. In the whole world, only the solemn voice of the priest read more and more clearly. Excitedly shouted "I do".

Lu Jie turned his head to look at Dou Zheng, and found that he was looking at him quietly, he couldn't help but pursed his lower lip, his heart softened, "I am willing."

Priest: "Lord, the rings will represent the bondage of the vows they utter, amen."

Dou Zheng took out the ring from his pocket, and the two put it on for each other with trembling fingers. The simple style was tightly fastened on the ring finger.

Priest: "I have seen you swear to each other to love each other. It is with great joy that I announce to you all that you are husband and wife. Now the groom can kiss the bride."

Dou Zheng stretched out his hand to gently wrap Lu Jie around, and the two stood in the corner and kissed quietly.

After the wedding was over, they walked out of the church among the crowd and breathed the cold and fresh air outside. Dou Zheng smiled and held Lu Jie in his arms, and the two walked slowly to the restaurant. They were going to attend a wedding banquet with only two people .

Dou Zheng made a reservation at the restaurant, opened a bottle of champagne, and the two drank happily.

When night fell, the two returned home drunk, threw themselves on the sofa, and Dou Zheng lay on Lu Jie's stomach, laughing loudly, "Festival night in the bridal chamber, hahaha..."

"Stupid!"

The next morning, Lu Jie woke up, and the smell of food came from the kitchen. He rubbed his eyes and walked over, "Wake up so early?"

"I was woken up early in the morning by a courier," Dou Zheng was frying eggs in an apron, pointing to the living room with a shovel, "Go and take it apart, it's a gift from China."

Lu Jie sat cross-legged on the sofa and unwrapped presents. All three elder brothers of the Lu family sent blessings. Brought a pair of plush doll bears, Lu Jie blinked, feeling very incredible, how could the youngest Lu choose such a normal wedding gift?

In addition to that, there is a huge chest, and it is not known what will be inside.

Dou Zheng took off his apron and walked over, "Is there anything bad?"

"Ok?"

"I mean, Shen Xian didn't do anything too extreme, right? I have a bad feeling since I informed them..." Dou Zheng moved the box, opened it neatly, and carried the bottom of the box to the ground As soon as it fell, there was a sound like a waterfall.

A pile of sex toys of different shapes and sizes, but without exception, all horrific, appeared on the floor like a mountain.

Lu Jie picked up a storage bag, opened it, and a dozen small medicine bottles fell out.

Dou Zheng: "..."

Lu Jie: "..."

"Okay," Dou Zheng spread his hands, "Actually, they also have good intentions...for the harmony of our husband and wife life..."

Lu Jie smiled softly, and together with Dou Zheng put those messy things back into the box, picked up a wooden box, his eyes widened suddenly.

Dou Zheng: "What? Do you want to call the police?"

Lu Jie punched him with a smile, and opened the box, "It's the night scene lens I've always wanted. The close-range imaging is almost perfect, and it's suitable for taking portraits and subtle details...Shen Xian knows me very well. Good at taking portraits…”

Dou Zheng said sourly, "I'm going to be jealous."

"Then you can eat."

Dou Zheng grabbed two massage sticks and knocked on him, "Hey, my husband is fully equipped now, you have to be careful..."

Lu Jie laughed out loud.

"Wife, let me tell you something." During the meal, Dou Zheng said suddenly.

Lu Jie: "Huh?"

Dou Zheng said lightly, "My mother... When we got married yesterday... She asked me to appear in front of her this morning."

Lu Jie suddenly couldn't eat anymore, "Does that count as jet lag?"

"...Actually, we should have appeared in front of her during the wedding ceremony," Dou Zheng said seriously, "but I think it was more difficult at that time, as you know, I was very shy... besides, I was having sex , how could it be possible... Then, when I woke up this morning, I found more than a dozen missed calls on my phone... Dad secretly revealed that my mother's anger is now at the SSS level..."

Lu Jie asked slowly, "What should we do now? Shall we go back to China?"

Dou Zheng shrugged, "I have to go back, but you don't have to worry, I'll go home by myself, I understand my mother's temper, she gets angry quickly, and quickly extinguishes the fire, you just need to go home and wait for my triumphant return." gone."

"I'll accompany you."

Dou Zheng waved his hand, "No, no, my mother will attack indiscriminately. You don't have the fighting power and shame of Shen Xian. You can meet her again after I get everything done."

Lu Jie held his hand, "This is a matter between the two of us, I can't let you bear it by yourself, Dou Zheng, we are lovers."

"Okay," Dou Zheng thought for a while, "I have to tell my dad, if I can't take care of you then, let him protect you, don't worry, my dad is very righteous."

"..." Lu Jie's face was full of black lines: Don't you feel that something is wrong?Why did your father accept me as a male daughter-in-law so easily?This unscientific! ! !