evildoers

A week later, because Lu Zhixu said hello to the exam in the previous class, the classroom for this elective class was almost full.

Standing on the podium, Lu Zhixu looked at the faces with different postures below, and suddenly remembered an old-fashioned metaphor, "Students are little birds waiting to be fed."

He sneered inwardly.

Now in this world, birds will be picky eaters.

"Students, I believe that you all came here for the exam. In this way, I have a set of test papers here. If you finish my course, it will be considered as early. I just agreed with the teaching director that I will only take the exam this semester. Thirteen weeks class." After Lu Zhixu finished speaking, he stood by the podium, looking at the cheering students with a "kind?" smile on his face.

The test papers were quickly distributed by several monitors.

God knows, what Lu Zhixu likes to see the most in his life is the expression of others falling from heaven to hell. His accumulation in this aspect is not insignificant.

The scene of so many people going to hell together is really spectacular.

He enjoyed listening to the wailing of more than 200 people, put on his headphones, and connected the notebook he had brought in from the dean with the classroom loudspeaker.

The sharp mechanical dolphin sound swept the entire classroom.

Ten seconds later.Lu Zhixu took off his earphones and was satisfied to find that the whole classroom was dead silent.

When he smiled and said "Hey, hello, can you hear me?" into the loudspeaker equipped in the classroom, all the students couldn't help but suspect that he was not testing the loudspeaker, but their ears.

He took a megaphone and spoke in the dead silence.

"Students, welcome to my class. I won't introduce myself. I have it on the school intranet. Now I will verbally describe the requirements of our class." Lu Zhixu coughed reservedly, and continued: "I only have two points, one, the class attendance rate is [-]%..."

The noise of the students stopped in horror when they saw Lu Zhixu plugging the laptop cable into the loudspeaker.

He continued with satisfaction: "Second, make the set of test papers just now."

Not even the devil's dolphin sound could stop the desperate clamor this time.

Lu Zhixu enjoyed the wailing for a while, and felt that enough should be enough, so he said: "Of course, I am a very democratic teacher (wailing), I decided to let you choose one of these two options."

Seeing the little birds waiting to be fed were howling again, he showed a "kind" smile on his face again: "Or do you prefer to choose both?"

Now, the angry birds didn't even dare to howl.

Lu Zhixu then concluded with satisfaction: "Finally, I am advocating the strict punishments of the Legalists. Who is the representative of the Legalists? Yes, that boy who looks like Snoopy said it very well, yes Shang Yang, what is Shang Yang’s greatest contribution? It’s not reform, but the system of continuous sitting. It’s too difficult to understand this system with your IQ. In this way, let me translate it for you. Continuous sitting means that if someone in your class skips class, you follow him Take this set of test papers together. If every class in your class skips class, take this set of test papers together..."

After finishing the summary, he looked at the hate eyes of the little birds staring at each other, sneered at the corners of his lips, and made a long and compassionate sigh: "The inferiority of human nature..."