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Lu Zhixu is a monster.

At the same time, he also has the powerful ability to become a monster.

Ever since Xu Xu came back from class one day, he found that the baby was playing a fruit-slicing game on Lu Zhixu's computer. Center, spread radially to the teachers of the entire law school.

And the person who played this game the best was Lu Jiaming's father, Comrade Lu Zhixu.

He defeated the teaching director, humiliated the grade leader, bullied Mo Nan, the chief of the security department, and finally kicked Xu Xu's office, defeating "Xu Xu" under the watchful eyes of half of the teachers of the law school and Baby Lu Jiaming. After Xu Xu's "old rascal" and a "stupid and short-handed" personal attack on him, he returned to his office noblely and glamorously amidst Xu Xu's roar of "Don't come to my house for dinner at night", sitting in the He comfortably stretched two-thirds of his waist on the boss chair that was extremely inconsistent with the office environment, and suddenly felt a kind of loneliness as a master.

Although this kind of loneliness was succinctly summed up as "unfucking" by the Empress Dowager Lin who came to ask him to borrow students, and was described as "egg pain" by Comrade Xu Xu who became angry from embarrassment but was not as powerful as the Queen Mother, Comrade Lu Zhixu was still noble and glamorous. He continued to express his feelings about changing his name to "Dugu Qiubai".

At this time, Baby Lu Jiaming's chubby hand suddenly touched something that shouldn't be touched.

Half a minute later, the little guy screamed: "Daddy, I surpassed you! I scored [-] points!"

Lu Zhixu calmly lifted up Baby Lu Jiaming's collar, slapped his little butt twice, put it aside, and glanced at the screen calmly.

So, he blew up!

Xu Xu came to visit Lu Zhixu's office as usual after class, and as soon as he entered, he saw baby Lu Jiaming squatting on the chair in panic, beside Lu Zhixu who was staring at the computer screen and cutting fruit with bloodshot eyes.

"I didn't say you, you didn't eat at noon, you..." Xu Xu was about to start nagging, but Lu Zhixu grabbed his collar and dragged him over, staring at him with eyes full of hatred: "It's you!?"

"No... not me."

Lu Zhixu threw Xu Xu away, and continued to swipe across the screen with the optical mouse, completely ignoring this person.

Xu Xu reacted and was not happy: "What is it? I am playing with you, right? If you have something to say, don't keep playing games. Do you still want those eyes?"

Lu Zhixu glanced at him, continued the flashes of swords and swords on the screen, slashed horizontally and vertically, and muttered: "Cut off your dick..."

"Baby, what's wrong with your dad?"

Baby Lu Jiaming opened his big innocent eyes, and said softly, "I scored [-] points, and Dad is angry..."

Before Xu Xu could speak, Lu Zhixu grabbed the mouse and retorted: "Then he did it, I don't know which little bastard's save file, it's [-] points..."

Xu Xu finally understood what was going on.

In the Fruit Ninja game on Lu Zhixu’s computer, cutting four pieces of fruit is worth 150 points, and cutting watermelon into eight pieces is worth 300 points. Lu Zhixu claims to be the fruit ninja of the law school. Seeing other people's archives, I was naturally aggrieved.

Knowing what was going on, he lost interest.

"Come on, baby, uncle will take you to lunch, let's go to drink crock pot soup, shall we..." Xu Xu picked up the baby very virtuously, holding the baby in one hand and holding the lesson plan in the other.

The baby looked back in his arms: "Where is Dad?"

"Your father is obsessed with martial arts, and he cut himself 'beep' in order to cultivate the Sunflower Book, let's not bother him..." Xu Xu said with a smile on his face, and turned his head to avoid a lesson plan thrown by Lu Zhixu, He made a deep expression: "Lord Lu, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, turn your head and be right, put down the butcher knife, and become a Buddha immediately, Amitabha..."

The one who answered him was Lu Zhixu who raised a middle finger in his busy schedule.

Xu Xu walked down the steps with the baby in his arms, it was October, Osmanthus fragrans were planted everywhere in University C, they were not in full bloom yet, the sun shone on the waxed dark green leaves, shining brightly.

From a distance, the baby's tender voice can be heard asking: "Uncle, what is 'beep'?"