Daily life of roommates

Chinese surnames are extensive and profound, there are more than a hundred such as "Zhao Qian Sun Li" and so on. If you ask the most beautiful surname among them, the answer must be different, but when it comes to the most unpleasant surname, Gou Yi feels that it must be his own .

Gou Yi didn't know what's wrong with his surname when he was an ignorant child, so he lived happily every day.

But one day at school, he was surrounded by children holding hands and laughing at him, saying that he was a puppy or something, so he ran home crying weakly.

He cried to his mother: "Mom, why do I have to be named Gou?"

Mom said while adding dumpling stuffing, "Because your father's surname is Gou."

Gou Yi cried for a while, and then asked a second question: "Then why is your father's surname Gou?"

Mom said without thinking, "Because your grandfather's surname is Gou."

Gou Yi was at a loss, his eyes were red from crying.

It was his father, Gou Nengwen, who could understand his pain. After returning from get off work, he patted his head and said earnestly, "Second brother, there is nothing shameful about the surname Gou. When he grows up, he will not delay marrying a wife and having children."

Gou Yi wiped his tears and said: "I don't want to have children when I grow up, and I have to have my surname Gou when I have children. It's so pitiful."

Gou Nengwen poked his head and scolded with a smile: "Okay, if you are capable, don't ask for a wife when you grow up!"

I don't know how many years later Gou Nengwen knew that his son was really not a womanizer, and he actually made a prophecy. I don't know if he wanted to slap himself.

But at such a young age, Gou Yi was able to come up with such a way to end the curse passed down from generation to generation. It can be said that he is not a genius—or he is born gay, and his surname Gou is just an inducement.

Gou Yi's tragic childhood experience is always related to his surname, because he was born in the second class, so he was nicknamed "Ergouzi". The aunts, aunts, uncles, and uncles all opened their mouths and kept saying "two dogs".

Later he accepted his fate and became numb.

As he got older, he really took the surname matter a little lightly, and he also knew how to use appropriate humor to resolve embarrassment and so on.

For example, when he introduced himself as Gou, many people only knew "dog" but not "gou", and they immediately looked at him cautiously, as if they were looking at some animal.

At this time, Gou Yi would patiently explain to them with a smile on his face, "My surnamed Gou is a meticulous Gou."

At this time, the other party will suddenly understand and say: "Oh, what a special surname."

In general, you can speak clearly, but occasionally you will meet someone and say: "Ah, isn't that the dog of a wolf dog? Haha, I like dogs very much. Dogs are loyal ministers."

——If you are illiterate, you will have nothing to do.

On the first day of college, the class members gathered in the classroom for the first time. The instructor took the roster and asked everyone to stand up and introduce themselves one by one according to their seats.

Gou Yi vaguely felt that he had reached a critical moment in his life or something.This time, he left his hometown and went to a university in other places. He finally got rid of the shadow of the previous 18 years, but he didn't want to spend his entire youth in misery with the title of "two dogs".

So while paying close attention to the progress, he silently recited the lines for a while in his heart, "Hello everyone, my surname is Gou, and I am meticulous..."

As soon as the classmate in front of him took his seat, he immediately stood up and shouted out confidently in a loud voice, "Hello everyone, my surname is Gou, a dog who is silk, no, hang..."

……

Later, throughout college, they called him "The Naked Dog."