Daily life of roommates

Min Ermu lingered in Shao Lang's hometown city, feeling a bit reluctant to leave.

In the past two days, Shao Lang accompanied him on sightseeing, took him to see his own life footprints, and ate at the legendary delicious noodle restaurant on the back street of Shao Lang High School. Take one and peel the garlic on it.

Min Ermu went to school since he was a child. He picked up cars and sent drivers to security.

Although Shao Lang's parents were not very enthusiastic about him, they were not very rude. They just said that they would play with friends if they said they wanted to play with friends, but staying at home overnight was not acceptable.

Min Ermu didn't think so much at first, but now hearing Shao Lang's parents' request, he felt a little bit aggrieved, thinking: Am I so like the person who gave JJ away from thousands of miles away?

He immediately declared his innocence, "Uncle and aunt, you are welcome, I have booked a room at the hotel."

Shao's father added, "Xiaolang can't spend the night outside."

Shao Lang said: "I'm already in college! Why can't I spend the night outside?!"

Shao's father had a gloomy face and said nothing, as if he was worried about outsiders controlling his temper.

Shao's mother was quite gentle, and persuaded the father and son to reconcile, and then said to Min Ermu: "Little classmate, don't be offended, our family's situation is like this - after all these years, his father and I have also thought about it, and we will treat it as our own. A girl. Since she is a girl, of course she can’t just spend the night outside. It’s not good to say your reputation.”

Shao Lang was so angry that he stomped his feet and dragged him away from the family again.

Min Ermu deliberately made a numb expression on his face that he didn't hear anything.

Shao Lang rolled his eyes at him and said, "Do you have anything to comment?"

Min Ermu said, "Can I laugh?"

Shao Lang said, "No."

Min Ermu said: "Oh, that's nothing."

Shao Lang beat him, and he ran all the way.

The wanton laughter of two young people seems to be heard in the breeze, like a picture scroll of life full of classical elegance in extremely clothes. If there is a dialogue next to it, it will probably be an intimate whisper like "Ru come, come and chase me".

Min Ermu felt that the trip was fruitful, and his relationship with Shao Lang finally made substantial progress.Only he himself knows how hard it is to change from qualitative to quantitative. He has even accomplished such things as lowering his head to learn, what else can't be done?

Although he didn't make a bet with anyone to pursue Shao Lang, he felt that his biggest enemy was himself, and he bet against himself!

Now it's just a goal. If Shao's parents didn't make a request to purify the relationship between the two, maybe it would have been natural, but now that this is the case, he feels that he should appear more serious Be sincere.

After getting along for a few months, he has basically understood Shao Lang's living habits and thinking habits, and knows that his parents' views are not bad to some extent-Shao Lang is like a woman in many ways.

As a woman, although she tries to dress herself up for the sake of pleasing herself, it seems that she still hopes that a man will like her not only for her appearance, but if there is more platonic love in a relationship, it will appear to be of a higher level.

Min Ermu has already invested a lot in this game, and he doesn't care about investing a little more. Besides, he has never talked about Plato before, which is very fresh and fun.

With such a guideline, when Min Ermu and Shao Lang came up with it, he seemed to love himself so much that he dared not touch it easily. Even Shao Lang was surprised, "I didn't expect you to be a serious person."

Min Ermu got into the mood and said: "My father always taught me to be serious."

Shao Lang said: "I think you hit me when I first met you."

Min Ermu said with a regretful expression: "Actually, that was just a misunderstanding. At that time... I was engaged in social practice and experienced the hardships of the people, such as the living conditions of the punks in the cracks."

Shao Lang said, "Oh? Then what's the result of your research?"

Min Ermu said: "There is no need to worry about them for the time being."

Shao Lang laughed and said, "Maybe your living conditions are too high-end, we P people can't understand it. You are really a strange person."

Min Ermu said with a look on his face: "If you are willing to think about me, it means that you are very interested in me - can I understand this?"

Shao Lang said: "It's up to you to think about it—do you want to kiss me now?"

Min Ermu was caught off guard and panicked for a while, but he calmed down and said gentlemanly: "I think."

When the two were formally attached to each other, they found that each other's skills were really good. The two young people played against each other to see who had the higher shot. My head was overwhelmed, and then I was almost on fire.

On the side of the road, a two-year-old kid wearing open crotch pants and showing his little dick was watching eagerly with his fingers in his mouth. He suddenly pointed at them and asked curiously to a woman running from a distance, "Mom, what is brother doing?"

His mother ran over in a mess and snatched the child away, spanking her buttocks and saying, "I told you to run around, look around and ask questions!"

The child cried.

The crying woke up the shameless two, and they looked at each other and smiled to erase their grievances or something.

Min Ermu only stayed in this city for a total of two days. He actually came out on a temporary basis. There is now an extra "girlfriend" who is dating at home. If he disappears for a long time, it will cause trouble. Now Now that he'd accomplished his goal—if the kiss was taken into account, he'd overachieved—he was planning to fly back in two days.

Before leaving, Shao Lang said that his parents would invite him to eat at home to practice.

Min Ermu went, and during the dinner, he acted gentle and considerate, completely like a well-educated and well-born boy.

Shao's father's sullen face gradually softened, and Shao's mother became more and more considerate and enthusiastic. Like a mother-in-law who loves her son-in-law, she looked at Min Ermu's eyes in everything, served vegetables and poured wine, asked him about his health, and asked a lot about school life.

Shao's father also started to talk to him later, but most of the talks were about major national affairs, but his sources of news were either the People's Daily or the news network, and he added a little bit of his own emotion, which was nothing new.

Min Ermu agreed unhurriedly, and occasionally pretended to be casual and gave some internal reference information as evidence. In the end, Shao's father almost wanted to introduce him as a confidant. At the dinner table, the world structure for the next ten or eight years is determined.

Shao's father said with emotion: "If only my son was as knowledgeable and understands politics as you are, he would know how to talk to his mother about cosmetics, shopping and dancing."

Shao Lang endured it and didn't say anything, he felt that it was rare for his father not to be picky about the people he associates with, so let him be happy.

After dinner, Shao's mother found another opportunity to talk to Min Ermu alone, "Little Min, don't look at his crazy appearance, in fact, I like you the most, a well-behaved, capable and capable boy. "

Min Ermu blushed a little, and said modestly, "Auntie, I still have a lot to improve."

Shao's mother said: "No one is perfect. You are already one of the best boys in a hundred. We haven't seen the boyfriends that Xiaolang has made in these years, but he is now an adult. Things about this... We can only let him go with the flow. In fact, he suffered a lot when he was young. We as parents did not do well in this regard. Now that I think about it, I feel sorry for the child... But seeing you , His father and I have a little understanding. If his boyfriend is a good boy like you, we can rest assured."

Min Ermu felt a little pressured, is this going to give their child to him to raise?

But it's not that he can't understand his parents' feelings, so he casually said a few words of comfort, cleverly avoiding the key points, and didn't make any promises.

Shao Lang sent him out, and the two took a taxi on the side of the road.

Shao Lang said: "When I went to the kitchen just now, my mother didn't tell you anything strange, did she?"

Min Ermu said: "She treats me as your real boyfriend, let me treat you kindly."

Shao Lang said, "That's all?"

Min Ermu said: "Isn't this enough? - Speaking of which, I've met your lord too. Is it considered a formal relationship?"

Shao Lang said: "It's still a little bit worse."

Min Ermu asked: "What?"

Shao Lang said: "Score. You need to get a scholarship."

The car happened to arrive, and Min Ermu naturally pulled his shoulders and kissed Shao Lang on the mouth, "Okay, wait for my good news when school starts." Then he got into the car and left in a hurry.

Shao Lang pouted and left.

For the rest of the holiday, Min Ermu wandered between men and women, both ways.

This kind of blessing is not easy to enjoy, but now one is because he doesn't want to get away, and the other is because he can't get away; one is the cinnabar mole, and the other is the bright moonlight.The holidays are fine for the time being, he can talk to Shao Lang on the phone while patting his girlfriend's shoulders, he doesn't know what will happen when school starts.

Now that the current situation has pushed him into such a dilemma, all he can do is balance the two sides. For this reason, he also asked his father for advice.

But in fact, what Min Ganci did was not so good. His Secretary Jia was actually an open secret in the family, but Mrs. Min had the bearing of being the mistress of the house, and she turned a blind eye to calm things down.

Min Ermu weighed his situation and felt that he couldn't compare with his father.

First of all, Shao Lang is not Secretary Jia, not the leader's caring little padded jacket, and he didn't serve him with a little slavishness.Not only is the relationship between the two of them not superior or inferior, they don't even have any stake in it.

Secondly, Leng Beibei is not Mrs. Min, she is a young girl who has received a western education, and lacks the systematic education of a big woman who fights in a virtuous way, not to mention her family background allows her not to bear the burden of humiliation.

Min Ermu decided to maintain the status quo and not let the two parties know the existence of the other party.

Amidst the apprehension and anticipation, the new semester kicked off.

Min Ermu went a few days earlier to settle Leng Beibei in the new school, and then graciously picked up Shao Lang. Since then, he has lived a fulfilling life - double copies of morning calls in the morning and goodnight kisses in the evening .

For such a period of time, there is no problem and the world is peaceful.

Of course, the best news is that with more efforts, Min Ermu has achieved good results, won the scholarship, and embraced the beauty-Shao Lang finally announced that he became a regular boyfriend, and the two of them broke up after a bar weekend Sheets, finally made the relationship real.

Originally, Min Ermu should stop here and show his cards to Shao Lang according to the written script, saying that he is here for...for what reason? ——just toying with him for a reason he had forgotten... Seems boring!

Min Ermu suddenly felt that he was naive and vulgar half a year ago, what did he think?Now he can't even say it, and feels that it doesn't match the serious image he has established in the past six months.Once the shelf is picked up, it is not easy to put it down.

What's more, although he succeeded, he was reluctant to let go of it. Shao Lang not only flirted on the bed, but also was considerate to his boyfriend when he got out of bed, always giving him some thoughtful gifts unexpectedly.For example, at one stage, Shao Lang took photos of Min Ermu Street casually, or the two of them took a group photo. A few days later, there was a photo album beside Min Ermu's bed. When he opened it, it was all his own or he and Xiaoliang. The group photo of people warmed the hearts of those who received the gift.

Min Ermu knew intellectually that he should end this kind of relationship, but he couldn't keep up with it in action. In the end, he decided to wait a while until he got tired of it, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was not tired of it. Ken let go.

On the other hand, he and Leng Beibei were also dating step by step.Although the most attractive thing about this girl is her background identity, but there is another advantage of associating with her-he knows what he should do.

He is in his 20s, and his mind is gradually maturing. It is time to move closer to the adult social trajectory. Maybe this is an opportunity.

He went on a date with Shao Lang on Saturday, got a room at the hotel at night, kissed him good morning on Sunday morning while the other party was still sleeping soundly, and left to go to Leng Beibei's appointment, and the two went shopping by bicycle Surrounded by famous mountains and great rivers.

In the evening, Wanfuhe asked Shao Lang why he didn't go out with Min Ermu today with a strange expression. Shao Lang said: "His family asked him to enroll in some kind of training class. There are classes every Sunday, and I am free. Save him from taking my time."

After hearing this, Wan Fuhe didn't say anything, and went to do his own business, but he still came back after turning around and said, "I saw Min Ermu at X Mountain today."

Shao Lang's heart shuddered, and he was sensitively aware of something, "X Mountain? Why did you go to X Mountain?"

Wan Fuhe said: "I wear a cartoon costume to distribute leaflets, but that's not the point. Don't you think the point should be why Master Min, who told you to attend the training class, showed up at Mount X?"

Shao Lang said: "Well, do you know why he appeared on Mount X?"

Wan Fuhe said, "Climb the mountain."

Shao Lang said with a smile: "It's just climbing a mountain, not much worse than attending a training class."

Wan Fuhe said, "But he didn't climb up alone."

Shao Lang raised his eyebrows, "Oh? He still has companions."

Wan Fuhe said: "A girl, average in appearance, but a real girl." There was a bit of envy in his tone that even he didn't realize.

Shao Lang snorted and said, "Ah Fu, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Are you sure it's not because the cartoon uniform you wear is so heavy that you have hallucinations?"

Wan Fuhe said: "The inside of my uniform is well ventilated and there is a lot of space. When I want to drink a drink, I can reach into the bottle from the eye area. It's no problem at all." After time, his speaking style has been assimilated into a bit out of tune.

Shao Lang said: "Then this doesn't explain anything. Maybe Min Ermu happened to come out of the training class to climb a mountain, and met friends of the opposite sex walking together. Maybe there is a pure male-female relationship between them."

Wan Fuhe said: "But in a pure relationship between a man and a woman, there will be no hugging the shoulders and supporting the waist, and occasionally there will be more intimate behaviors."

Shao Lang sighed, "Well, what exactly do you want to say?"

Wanfuhe said: "I have finished what I want to say. Be careful yourself." After saying that, he left.

In the next week, Shao Lang didn't mention a single word about Sunday X Mountain to Min Ermu, instead he treated him even better, like a blind man in love.Min Ermu bought him a set of very high-end European cosmetics, and he happily accepted it.

On Saturday, the two of them still went out to play once a week. Min Ermu asked him if he still wanted to go shopping, then went to the bar at night, and finally went to the hotel - he had already booked the hotel.

Shao Lang can't say, the season is so good, he wants to go climbing, mountain X.

Min Ermu's face was only shaken for a thousandth of a second, and then he said nonchalantly, "Okay, I will listen to my wife's arrangement."

Shao Lang kissed him and said, "Husband, you are so kind."

It was a sunny and crisp autumn Saturday, a pair of B people on Mount X... Bi people joined hands to travel in the world.

In retrospect, that should be the culmination of their happy relationship. In the blowing of the autumn wind, in the chirping of the autumn insects, before the arrival of the sad autumn wind and autumn rain, they were so compatible.

For such a short moment, Min Ermu even had the idea of ​​being a couple for the rest of his life.

But then he realized how absurd this was.

One moment is one thought, twenty thoughts are one moment, twenty moments are one flick of a finger, twenty flicks of a finger are one flick, twenty flicks are one moment, and there are thirty flicks in a day and a night.From this, the specific time can be deduced.That is, there are 24 million moments in 480 hours a day and night, and each moment is only 0.018 seconds.How can this idea of ​​0.018 seconds be worthy of scrutiny?

Looking at the cute escorts around him, Min Ermu thought, the only way to live is to live in the present.

When the two came down from the mountain talking and laughing, Shao Lang saw a bear with a drink bottle in its eye socket in front of the mountain gate, and took a deep look at this guy.Xiong took a sip, holding the bottle in his hand, and stood in their direction for a while.

In the hotel at night, the two of them turned upside down, Shao Lang made a big move, and Min Ermu tried his best to compete with him.Two people who were evenly matched fought and fought for 2 rounds, regardless of whether they were equals, and at the end they were exhausted and fell asleep or something.

In the morning, Min Ermu clearly felt the weakness of his waist and limbs after venting his desire. The consequence of having too much fun last night was that he couldn't get out of bed in the morning.However, the alarm clock set on his mobile phone still rang in the Chinese style. He reached out to turn it off, and thought silently with his eyes closed——Heaven will send a great mission to everyone, and he must first give him two wives...

After reading it a few times, he gritted his teeth and got up from the bed, kissed the forehead of Shao Lang who was still sleeping soundly, went to take a bath and changed clothes, before leaving, he looked back reluctantly at the body covered by the white sheet on the bed, I think it is really beautiful, and I really want to go back and do it twice regardless of my body-but unfortunately time does not allow it.

"I'll be back!" he thought, and closed the door.

While the door was closing, Shao Lang, who had his back to the door, opened his eyes. He jumped up. Although his waist and limbs were sore and weak, he thought—heaven will send a great mission to everyone, so he must give him a cheat first. Scum Gong!

So he quickly got dressed, put on a hat and sunglasses, and slipped out of the room in a simple disguise. He went to the back of the hotel and got into a car that had been waiting there for a long time. The driver was none other than Tao Jin, one of his roommates.

Tao Jin said: "Wow! You were so romantic and happy last night, let us get up early to help you catch the rape! You shameless thing!" Cursing and swearing, he still helped follow Min Ermu all the way.

In the following time, they followed Min Ermu to a famous university next door, and watched him pick up a woman with white teeth and sallow skin, and then the two of them dated intimately and acted like conjoined twins on campus.

Tao Jin, who was sitting in the car, commented speechlessly, "Believe it or not, Young Master Min must be siding with a rich woman this time, or he wouldn't have such a vision."

Shao Lang said: "Didn't you say to help me check this woman? What did you find?"

Tao Jin said: "I can't find anything - you know the background of this woman's family! She is definitely a sensitive word."

Shao Lang said: "The adulterer! I want them to look good!"

Tao Jin came here just to watch a good show, turned his head and said, "Is the popcorn ready?"

Gou Yi suddenly jumped up from the back seat and handed it doggy, "Here! And Coke."

Fat Meng said: "I brought some puffs, who wants it?"

Wan Fuhe silently took out the coffee in the bag, and shared a cup with Xiao Yue.

Shao Lang gasped, "When did you guys come?"

Gou Yi said: "It's always been there, it's just that you are too busy tracking down the adulterer and don't have time to talk to us."

Shao Lang said, "How did you squeeze in such a narrow place?"

Fat Meng said: "I lost weight."

Shao Lang said: "What are you doing here? ——And you, don't you have a part-time job on Sundays!"

Wan Fuhe said: "I pushed it, this is a collective action of our bedroom, I have to participate."

Shao Lang wanted to vomit blood on their face or something, "Participate in a P! You are here to watch the fun! You even brought snacks! Tao Jin, you 2B! I said that you are so happy to borrow a car from you! You put a whole room Everyone pulls up to see me having fun!"

Xiao Yuejian stretched out a phantom hand from behind and pressed Shao Lang's shoulder, whispering: "May the force be with you!"

I'm crazy!What else can Shao Lang say? !Immediately speechless.

Then a car of people looked at Shao Lang in that ready posture, signaling him to do it.

Shao Lang gritted his teeth, got out of the car with a bag in his hand, and chased after the adulterer step by step from behind.

The dating countdown begins!

Shao Lang rushed to Min Ermu and asked, "Husband! Who is she?!"

Min 2 Muga paused for a moment, he didn't expect him to appear, he was a bit at a loss.

Leng Beibei didn't understand, so she shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands: "What are you?"

Shao Lang said loudly: "I am his wife! He is my husband! You are the mistress!"

Passers-by began to stop, Tao Jin in the car had already taken out his mobile phone and started taking various photos, Gou Yi climbed from behind to the front passenger seat.

Shao Lang scolded Min Ermu loudly, "Do you know how I feel when I see you now?! Disgusting! Do you know what disgusting means? I'm nauseated! Didn't you like men before? How did you change your taste now? You like women now ! Your mother gave birth to you just to make you a double?! Why do you think you still like this kind of woman?!"

Gou Yi thought the sound effects in the car were not good, so he had already run down, and took Tao Jin's cell phone to record, at this moment he interjected, "And that cosmetics!"

Shao Lang took out the cosmetics from his pocket, "I packed up and brought everything with me today, you have the cosmetics you bought for me! Return the TM cosmetics!" and threw them on the ground, "And this photo!" He yelled Looking at the things in Yang's hand, "Now that I think of taking a photo with someone like you, and spending so much money, I feel sick!" Fell!

Leng Beibei has recovered from the shock at this time. Although she is not very idiomatic in Chinese and can't keep up with her too fast speech, she still understands the central idea after all. 2 Wood is a relationship between lovers.

She said to Min Ermu in embarrassment: "Aren't you going to say something?"

Shao Lang jumped up and shook Min Ermu's shoulders and said, "Husband! Husband, you have something to say! What else do you have to say?!"

Min Ermu said: "That's enough, stop arguing! Can you go back and talk about it!"

Shao Lang scratched it with one paw, and another black tiger kicked his crotch. Min Ermu was hit again, and fell down curling up and rolling his eyes like the first time.

Leng Beibei screamed, "OHMYGOD!" She stepped forward to protect Min Ermu, "How can you use violence! I want to call the police!"

Shao Lang gave up the idea of ​​continuing the beating, and announced in a high-profile manner: "Min Ermu, it's game over! Actually, I just want to tell you one thing today - I never liked you, but I just played with you every now and then. Now I play Tired." After saying that, he turned and left.

The 2 sleepers applauded him in the car, singing and laughing all the way back to school.

For a long time, this incident became a topic of conversation in the 2 bedrooms. Gou Yi and Pang Meng also reproduced the scene, highly restoring the scene at that time.Gou Yi played Shao Lang, and Pang Meng played Leng Beibei. Because of the lack of leading actor Min Ermu, they used chairs instead.

Shao Lang also looked at it with a smile, and then made comments.

Everything is convivial, very 2 bed style.

However, in the dead of night, Shao Lang was lying on his bed alone for the rest of his life, he couldn't help but suppress a sigh, and closed his moist eye sockets.

"Maybe Tao Jin is right," he thought silently in the dark, "I seem to have the word 'unserious' engraved on me, and no one treats me sincerely."

The night was still long, and he finally fell asleep with self-loathing and resigned pessimism.