Daily life of roommates

Tell me two funny things that happened at the party.

It was a class New Year's dinner, because it was the review month at the end of the semester, and it was noisy all the way from Christmas to New Year's Day. There were two days of ice and fire, and those who studied were tired. Save face and prepare seriously.

Most of the people in the second bedroom have no intention of official career, (in fact, they are excluded from the cadre team.) Only Wan Fuhe is the party secretary, busy with preparations.

One day, he brought back a piece of "good news" with great enthusiasm - the friendship class of the English college next door also had a dinner party. There were more men in their class and fewer women than the other party. Meals, a super social or something.

All the cadres received a warm welcome when they returned to their dormitories to announce. From time to time, there were loud gongs and drums mixed with male excited roars from next door. Only the people in the second bedroom did not even put a P, and calmly went about their own business.

With a pot of cold water pouring down his head, Wan Fuhe calmed down, and reflected that he was really dazzled by the joy. What's so exciting about being friends with a group of opposite sexes for a group of GAYs?

He was the only one who was excited. Like the other normal males in the class, he thought that if he could take the opportunity to find a pretty girl in the English department... No, he won't pick a girl anymore. Point, agreeing to develop a relationship with him that is more than a friendship before graduating from college will make him laugh out of his dreams.

Speaking of which, Wan Fuhe was secretly brooding over the matter of falling in love, watching his roommates get up and down one by one, even Gou Yiming's secrets were not less tossing, but he, a heterosexual who broke into the gay territory, had no chance love.There is no stage for him in this perverted world!

Now is a rare opportunity, Wanfuhe decided that he should be more active in event planning and so on, and let those beautiful girls majoring in foreign languages ​​notice his existence.

However, the reality always runs counter to the ideal, and the current situation is not very optimistic.Those girls asked him about "a boy who looks like a fairy dancing belly dance in the school dance competition," or "a prince who exists like a magic stick." A little brother with a baby face".

Wan Fuhe didn't tell them, saying, "It's no use asking about these people. They're not for you. To be honest, they like boys."

Those girls seemed to get more excited after chattering, and asked him to talk more.

Wanfuhe rose to a higher level, saying that there is nothing to say, GAY is also a person, a man, and they are like other men, no more, no less.

He remembered that one day Shao Lang had analyzed women at a sleepover meeting.According to Shao Lang, women are divided into three types: one is gender female, who likes men; the other is gender female, who likes men and women;

Shao Lang sighed secretly, he was a man of the gender, and he also liked men, no, it was difficult to like.

Feeling uncomfortable, a girl suddenly said loudly: "Oh, I know you!"

Wanfuhe was secretly delighted, finally someone who knew him recognized him, so he pretended to be calm, to see who the elder sister Angel was.Although the girl looks mediocre and a bit chubby, she has cute bangs and looks lucky.

He said modestly: "I am very low-key..."

The girl didn't have time for him, and continued to shout: "Aren't you the one who worked part-time as an inflatable doll to earn money last time! I've seen you take off your headgear! And drink with your eye socket while wearing a headgear!"

Inflatable doll, inflatable doll... All the cadres in the two classes turned their heads to see if he was there!There are people all around!She still didn't know that he was enduring everyone's eyes!

Eldest sister, the person wearing the clothes of a big doll is not called an inflatable doll, it is not called... How can you ask others to find a partner like this!Wanfuhe's face was red and black, and he couldn't speak clearly!

It was a bad start, although Wan Fuhe attacked first, but he didn't try to be strong, he lowered others for no reason, and maintained this disadvantage until the end.

However, this is not the climax.

Finally, the day of the party came, and the venue was the auditorium of a small restaurant on campus. Someone once held a wedding here. The space is spacious, the food is delicious and affordable, and it is a good place.

On the day of the party, the scene was very lively. The two classes were fully prepared, bringing some programs and some games.

One of them is interactive word guessing.

The rule is to form male and female partner groups from two classes of players from each faction. Each group has two members with their own division of labor. One is in charge of guessing and standing with his back to the screen, and the other is in charge of acting facing the screen. Language cannot be used, but it can be used body movements.What got the most attention in this session was Gouyi. This game requires coordination and tacit understanding. Misunderstandings and the like will also produce good laughs. The scene is lively and the participants are enthusiastic.

Gou Yi couldn't hold back his desire to join in the fun, so he rushed up to make a mess.

He faced the girl and the screen, and was the one in charge of acting.

The "cats", "dogs", crying, anger, etc. that appeared earlier were relatively easy to act. The two of them passed the test and guessed a lot of items, and won a lot of praise, until a phrase appeared on the screen. Gouyi.

That word is impressively - "from the palace".

Gou Yi thought to himself, who came up with this question? !From the palace!Isn't self-abuse just cutting JJ? !Isn't this bullying! ...Fortunately, I am in charge of acting, and there is still a dick to cut, what if it is the girl's turn!

He felt that it was very difficult to express this word, and the difficulty was that he wanted to break his head but couldn't figure out how to express the theme and act elegantly.

The audience in the audience saw him scratching his head in embarrassment and not moving for a long time, so they all urged him to hurry up, reminding him that time was running out, and he had to save time for the next questions, and he would just get over it.

However, Gou Yi was a serious person, and felt that it would be a pity to pass such a simple question.Time was tight and tasks were heavy, so he went all out!

So under the watchful eyes of everyone, he resolutely slashed with his right hand in the shape of a knife, and slashed towards the crotch!

Everyone was stunned, and my sister couldn't guess.

Seeing that it was useless, Gou Yi suspected that his performance was not good enough, so he performed it again patiently.

He made an action of peeling off his imaginary underpants, then held an imaginary pillar in his hands, with a ferocious and resolute expression on his face, he raised a knife and cut it off with a click, and then pretended to be bleeding into a river Looking exhausted, he staggered a few steps while clutching his wound.

Everyone finally came to their senses and burst into laughter.But that girl didn't know if she was really stupid or fake, she blushed and blinked her innocent eyes but couldn't tell.

Gou Yi was in a hurry, he thrust his hips frequently, and even increased the range and frequency of his movements as time passed. The host laughed so hard that he collapsed on the ground and couldn't stand up, unable to stop anything.

The girl covered her face, shook her head and said, "I can't figure it out!"

Gou Yi got angry and shouted, "Idiot! It's Zi Gong!"

Putting a hand on Gou Yi's shoulder, when he turned around, it turned out to be Xiao Yuejian who seldom shot.

Xiao Yuejian pointed to the screen and said, "You read it wrong."

Gou Yi looked around in horror, rubbing his eyes, huh? !Why did the words on it change their appearance, and it suddenly read—White House!

Chang Gouyi covered his face, and said shyly, "What a shame!"

At the final stage of the social dinner party, it was divided into groups, and men and women were still playing together.

Wanfuhe's group was participating in a big adventure, and this round he was unfortunately punished with another girl.

The boogers set two beers in front of them, and the crowd yells, "Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it!"

Wanfuhe prided himself on being a good-tempered person, and he also felt a little embarrassed at this time, and became more and more uncomfortable as the booing sounded louder.

What do they mean, he thought?People in their big cities play this at their parties?Could it be that they bullied me because I came from a rural area, so they made things difficult for me?Just to see how I would react in this situation?Dry?Or not?That's the question - the answer, of course, is no!Otherwise what would have happened!

He glanced at the girl across from him and smiled.

He was a little startled again, feeling that he really wasn't generous enough, seeing other girls could afford to joke around.In comparison, I was really twitching... That's right, girls can't be expected to make a rescue at this time, it depends on the boy's performance and reaction.

Not only must it conform to the joyful atmosphere, not spoil everyone's interest, but also embrace the face of myself and the girl so that everyone can get off the stage.

Find a plausible reason to resolve this embarrassment.

He blushed, didn't understand for a while, and finally announced to the booers with a little helplessness: "It's better, don't do it... I, I didn't wear a condom today..."

This group of people suddenly disappeared with a click, and the collective lost their voices.