Daily life of roommates

When Gou Yi went to work the next day, he felt guilty on purpose. He was afraid that he would be embarrassed by the man pretending to be B when he went out. Fortunately, the corridor was quiet. He took the opportunity to leave, thinking that at least he would get off work at night. There was no need to worry about it before.

For the past two days, he wanted to hide away to avoid the limelight, and it doesn't matter if we meet again after a few days when the farting thing dissipated in the wind with the passage of time. passed.

However, the world is unpredictable, and the encounter between Gou Yi and the man pretending to be B was much earlier than expected, and it was under a completely unexpected situation.

In the morning, everything was as usual, until Mr. X came to their department and brought a brand new face - pretending to be B-boy.

Gou Yi was shocked, his first thought was—could it be that he pretended to be a B-boy to follow him, and then came to the unit to complain about him farting in the elevator with only two people? ... not!

Man pretending to be B was also obviously stunned when he saw him.

The minister introduced solemnly: "Let me introduce to you, this is the new supervisor from the headquarters..."

Gou Yi couldn't hear what the minister said later, he just felt a bang in his head, what, what?New supervisor—supervisor—master, supervisor... so he farted last night when he was riding the elevator with the new supervisor?

Regret and shame occupied his heart, he blamed himself, he was annoyed, how could he commit such an unforgivable crime?

Although people have three urgencies, no matter how anxious they are, it is not unbearable. How can I relax the standard of being a human being at a critical moment? !Isn't that kind of me on the same level as the old lady who has nothing to do when she comes back from a walk?Even the old ladies are particular about it... In short, Gou Yi made a deep self-examination of his inner humanity without being told.

However, this is not enough. What Gou Yi is really worried about is - will he offend the new supervisor because of this, and then he will be picked on by all kinds of faults in the next work, and then he will be fired with an excuse?

He thought a lot at once...

The new supervisor entered the office after greeting everyone, and the cats and dogs in the open office area dispersed, exchanging their first impressions of the new supervisor in a few words.

"So handsome."

"But people seem very shrewd and difficult to deal with."

"There are three fires when a new official takes office, and I don't know who the first one will be burned on."

"We still do things in a proper manner, just don't get burned."

Gou Yi silently turned on the computer, searched for words like "X city talent recruitment", and looked a little bit.

After watching for a while, the new supervisor sent someone to call Gou Yi to his office.

The cats and dogs looked at him with complicated eyes, not knowing what kind of story this would be, or if Gouyi was the first to be lit with sky lanterns.

Gou Yi is not very scared, he has already passed the time when he was most afraid.

If you say that people are only afraid when they face the unknown, when you already know what the worst outcome will be and accept it, then what else can really hurt you?

Gou Yi is actually a little grateful for the years of secret love and lovelorn experience, which made him understand by analogy, and learn to lower his posture and give up when facing other setbacks and difficulties in life.

No killing without buying and selling; no harm without anticipation.

Gou Yi even managed to put on a hippie smile and entered the new supervisor's office. He closed the door and said with a smile, "Director, are you looking for me?"

The new supervisor sat on the boss chair and looked at him leisurely, nodding his head to signal him to sit down.

Gou Yi sat down on the chair opposite the desk.

The new supervisor said, "Long time no see."

Gou Yi wanted to pretend to have amnesia, I haven't seen you for more than ten hours together, and he seemed to miss me too much, but he said: "I think it's a bit unexpected to meet so soon—I didn't expect us to be at home To be the neighbor of the right door, and to be the superior and subordinate again in the company, fate is fate."

The new supervisor nodded and looked at Gou Yi thoughtfully.

Gou Yi was a little apprehensive when he looked at him, and he smiled, thinking that this was a good opportunity to defend himself, so he said, "Guys, supervisor—" In fact, he really wanted to call something like "Boss X", but it's a pity Just now I was only in shock, I didn’t hear the supervisor’s name clearly, so I can’t guess now, so I can only address the supervisor in general, “Actually, I should solemnly apologize to you for what happened yesterday, I, I didn’t do it on purpose. I'm not usually that kind of person. Just yesterday, my stomach was really uncomfortable. Really, I have a little disharmony between my spleen and stomach. You see, I'm not fat. It's because I can't digest everything I eat, so I'm rude. Hehe, don't Don't mind. I know you are a lot of adults, and you might have forgotten such an important matter long ago."

The supervisor looked at him silently, and the uneasiness in Gou Yi's heart was accumulating, thinking that the look in the supervisor's eyes seemed to be not kind at all. It seemed that things were a bit mysterious... If the next company asked "Why did you leave?" Answer "Because of careless farting" truthfully? ... Gou Yi also fell into a wild fantasy about the future and remained silent for a while.

The supervisor suddenly said: "I was thinking about you last night."

Gou Yi's heart sank completely - he kept thinking... I said, can you do it!The big guy looks energetic, how small is your heart?

He kept an embarrassed and slightly flattering smile on his face, but he didn't know what to say. What should be said has already been said, and the rest is to wait for the judgment.

The supervisor added: "I didn't know where you lived in advance, nor did I know that you were in this company. It's purely a coincidence that we are sitting here face to face. Seeing you, I really believe there is a so-called fate."

Asshole fate, Gou Yi thought, there is only evil fate, and the supervisor obviously doesn't know when to turn the tide and cut off this evil fate with his own hands.

The supervisor sighed, and said: "I was thinking about you last night, I remembered a lot, and I also wondered if you knew that I went back to City X, so I did my homework in advance and waited to 'encounter' with me, and moved to the apartment I rented. Opposite the house, lurking in the company I work for again, but it doesn't seem like it would require a huge social cost to do so, and most importantly - your performance in the elevator yesterday was not romantic at all. So I think it's pure It's just a coincidence."

Gou Yi was a little confused, "Wait, supervisor, I didn't understand what you just said... What did I do my homework to hide? I, why do I think you mean me... I seem to want to pursue you, Hehe! I can't."

The supervisor looked at him with cold, arrogant, regretful, and wise eyes, and said, "As I said, this possibility has been ruled out... But in the future, I hope you will not cross the line."

Gou Yi quit, and said: "It's not that you can't rule out the problem, but—how can you come up and spit at people? I asked myself that the only thing I did wrong during the entire interaction with you was that I shouldn't let that It’s just a few farts, and there’s really nothing else, saying that I like men, hehe, I’m still in charge of a man like you, hehe——I can’t just say that to any man? I’m not talking about you, you It's a little bit... self-indulgent."

Anyway, I have to stop doing it anyway, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes!

Gou Yi went all out to offend the other party to the end.

The supervisor's complexion really darkened, and he smiled back with anger, sneering.

"Okay, it seems that I am being passionate. How did I forget that you have such hobbies from before - seduce masters who play with men, and control and kill cold-blooded animals. But now that we meet again in the workplace, We both have such identities, so I have to remind you—put away that trick of playing hard to get, and don't have any scandals under my rule, otherwise..."

Gou Yi quit completely, stood up suddenly and said: "Don't talk to yourself! Who seduced and played with men? Who cares about killing and burying them? I put my heart and soul into every relationship... This has something to do with you Is it related? I have only met you three times so far! Don't use the tone of an acquaintance to spread rumors about me!"

The supervisor frowned and looked very displeased.

Gou Yi said: "What are you looking at? I don't even know you anymore!" Hey, hey, you are so despicable, are you just a few farts? No, it’s not worth spreading rumors and slandering me so badly.”

The supervisor said coldly, "Don't tell me you don't remember who I am."

Gou Yi said: "I don't care who you are?! Even if you are my boss, you can't bury someone like this. I am also a person with face, and I will earn my living in the future!"

The supervisor also leaned forward and stood up from the boss chair, and said coldly: "Senior, you are really a noble person who forgets things too much—or is it that you have deceived too many people over the years, and I am just a thousand and one worthless?" You can be forgiven for forgetting one of the victims you mentioned."

Gou Yi was a little dumbfounded, "You call me senior?... You are also from X University?... Even if you say that, I don't remember making friends like you in college... Hey, who are you? ...I always feel that I am not familiar with you. If I am familiar with you, I should know how warm-hearted and dedicated I am..."

The supervisor finally couldn't help getting angry, and shouted: "Gou Yi! Did you do it on purpose? Yesterday I recognized you at a glance! I can recognize your virtue even when it turns into ashes! You still pretend to be amnesiac with me and pretend to be confused ! Who am I?—You tell me who I am?!" He was as angry as Shura.

Gou Yi was taken aback, and flinched and said: "You, you are a junior..."

Before the supervisor could sneer, he was driven mad by Gou Yi's next words.

Gou Yi said: "However, there are so many of my juniors, thousands of them, can you give me some more hints?"

The supervisor was so angry that he walked around the table, grabbed his collar and gritted his teeth, saying, "I'm Xue Di, and Senior Gou and you used to play in the track and field team together, thanks to your care."

Gou Yi thought for a long time, finally found some clues from the scraps of memory, and then confronted such a strange face in front of him.To be honest, he has almost forgotten the story with his junior, and he can't find the feeling at that time. The reason why he still remembers it is probably because of the famous allusion of "selling blood to buy a mobile phone for others" every day. Every 2nd bedroom party will be brought out to tease or something.

Looking at the junior who was very angry because he was forgotten by him, Gou Yi felt guilty, so he showed his enthusiasm, pretended to have suddenly realized, hugged the junior's shoulder and said: "Student! It's you! You You’ve grown up! You’ve changed a lot! The seniors don’t recognize you anymore! How are you? How are you doing?——It seems that you’re developing very well! Hehe.”

Being hugged by Gou Yi like this, he let go of his collar, retreated to a safe social distance, and realized that he had lost control of his emotions in the workplace. It was really unprofessional.

After Gou Yi was still chattering there, he turned enthusiastically, "I heard that you changed schools, and then you didn't keep in touch. It's a pity. Where have you been all these years? Why didn't you keep in touch with your old friends? It's too strange. But Seeing that you are really promising now, junior, I am very relieved to be a senior. You have already achieved this position when you are younger than me. I knew you were capable of working. You were very capable when you were in school... By the way, did you almost become the track and field captain?"

It is true that which pot does not open and which pot is lifted, Xue Di returned to the desk, sat down, straightened the tie that was not crooked, settled his expression, and changed his expression and attitude of business, saying: " Gou Yi, no matter what grievances we had in the past, after all, so many years have passed now. Whether you remember it or not, I will treat you as if you really don't remember. I am a clear person in the company. I hope you can I can see my own strength at work. That's all I want to tell you, can I invite you to work now?"