Daily life of roommates

Facts have proved that Wanfuhe is really not bragging, he has won a lot of money in three in one.Among the remaining three losers, Xue Di lost the worst.

In the middle of the night, the junior was a little relented in losing, and wanted to leave on the excuse that he had no money.But at this time, the situation of missing one out of three is not allowed, so everyone discussed and came up with a compromise solution - if he really can't afford the money, he can take off his clothes to pay off the debt.

Xue Di didn't want to agree to it at first, but he couldn't hold back Shao Lang's eloquence, and the others, as seniors, assured him that he was in a lot of uncertainties and that there might be a chance to make it back.So with the attitude of giving it a try, Xue Di played two more games, and actually won some money back.Anyway, it was empty-handed and white wolf, so he continued to fight fiercely.

Unexpectedly, the sky didn't go his way, after several rounds, Xue Di not only returned the little money he won back, but also lost his clothes.

When it was just dawn in the morning, Xue Di only had a pair of underwear on her body.

So Gou Yi wakes up from a hangover and climbs out to find water to drink. What he sees is his boss wearing only a pair of Feng Tao's bullet magazines and playing mahjong with his three friends.

Gou Yi supported his head and muttered - "I must have drunk a lot, how could I dream of such a ridiculous thing." Then he went to the kitchen to find water.

After drinking it in a daze, he was not so thirsty, but his head started to hurt. He wiped his mouth and went back to sleep. However, when he passed by the living room, he found that the dream had not changed. His mind moved, isn't this a once-in-a-lifetime dream? what?Anyway, this is his dream, he decides, he can do what he wants others to do!

Although it was a bit uncomfortable, he walked over and laughed at Xue Di loudly in line with the idea of ​​"since it is such a rare dream, don't waste it"

Shao Lang said calmly: "In fact, his underpants have already belonged to Uncle Fu, but Uncle Fu kindly didn't ask him to take them off. Now they are considered to be lent to him to wear."

Xue Di lost so much that his eyes were red, and he slapped the cards heavily unwillingly: "I don't believe that my luck will be so bad! Maybe I will win the pants back in the next round!"

Wan Fuhe said lightly, "I am the God of Gamblers."

Gou Yi said to Wan Fuhe: "Don't be too kind, since you have already won, you might as well ask him to take off his underpants now!"

All four looked at him together.

Gou Yi licked his lips and said: "What are you doing in a daze?! Hurry up! This dream wakes up as soon as it is said, time is running out! ——Fu Bo, I know you are the most serious person, are you sorry? I can't help you pick it up! Really, a dream has to be in line with the character of the character or something—hey, that who, that Xue Di, do you do it yourself or I will violently tear off your little inner part? Resistance is It’s useless! In I am a dream, I am the master, as long as I have one thought, you will lose everything!”

Wan Fuhe murmured to Xiao Yuejian in a low voice: "Is the naked dog still drunk or something?"

Xiao Yuejian calmly analyzed: "I think there is an essential difference between his current state and the drunken madness last night. Now he probably feels that he is dreaming. When he knows that this is not a dream but reality..." A touch of shocking A cold smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Wan Fuhe glanced at Gou Yi sympathetically, and sighed, "Yeah, after a while he will know that this is not a dream, but he actually asked his boss to take off his underpants and show him the naked body. Scared to pee your pants."

Du Shaolang was not afraid of big things, and asked Gou Yi: "You would make such a request, have you never seen Xue Di bare butt before?"

Gou Yi said: "Let's think about it..." He rubbed his forehead, feeling his head was in pain and confusion like countless elephants running past, "It seems that I have really seen... I had a chance when I was in college... What do you care about it! I Let’s watch it now! Cut it out for me!” He shouted vigorously!

Shao Lang said: "You are so urgent, is it possible that you have thoughts about him?"

Gou Yi boldly said: "I have an idea! I want to do body paint for him, draw a bastard or something on his place, and then I change the scene to a company meeting, let him speak on stage or something hahaha—— —" He smiled wretchedly and triumphantly.

Xue Di was so angry that he trembled all over, and said in a low voice: "If you have the ability, you can think of it and make it go away."

Gou Yi yelled: "You don't have to drink the toast!" Then he closed his eyes tightly and tried hard to imagine Xue Di's appearance.

He snapped his eyes open three seconds later—nothing happened.

Instead, the four of them all looked at him with "you're dead" eyes, Xue Di's eyes were the worst among them, and if others were a little sympathetic, he was completely murderous.

Xue Di stood up from the mahjong table, gritted his teeth and said, "Since you want to see me so much, senior, you can do it directly. I won't resist... a p!" Greatly shortened the distance between him and Gou Yi, then stretched out his long arms and clamped the unresponsive Gou Yi's head under his armpits, strangled him hard, and cursed: "You MD! If it weren't for you, I would be here today Is this what you look like?! You are paralyzed and still want to see Lao Tzu naked! You will take revenge on the inexperienced thing! You still want to strip me naked, so I will strip you naked first and throw you outside!" He retaliated excitedly.

The scene became chaotic, and Wan Fuhe stepped forward in a panic to try and persuade him, "What are you talking about? It's not all from classmates, friends and alumni. Why are you so impatient after playing around...Who is that, Xiaoxue, don't be with a Drunkards care about, let go, let go, don't wait for the impatient..."

Shao Lang sat on the chair and clapped his hands and laughed.

Seeing that Xiao Yue stretched her waist and said "I'm sleepy", then she went to lie down on the sofa, one, two, three——began to snore slightly.

When it was in a mess, Shao Lang's cell phone rang, and his agent asked him in a nervous tone if he was in the new house with his classmates.

Shao Lang said yes.

His agent said that someone broke the news to the media, saying that Shao Lang lived with his male friend Gou Mou, and that the time, place, and people all had their noses and eyes. Several media have now sent people to stay nearby to tell him not to act rashly and think about it quickly. arrive.

Shao Lang knew the seriousness of the situation when he heard it, so he went to the balcony and opened the corner of the curtain to look out. He saw that some people who seemed to be reporters had come downstairs to discuss something with the security guard.

"Fuck! It's really already at the door!"

His voice was loud enough to immediately attract the attention of the three who were fighting together.

Shao Lang took the phone to inform them of the matter sadly.

Wanfuhe didn't want to wade into the water, so he said, "Since this is the case, I think we should leave now."

Shao Lang said: "Isn't it eye-catching for you to walk out like this this early in the morning? Let's wait and see."

Gou Yi was also anxious, and said, "Does it mean that I live with you? Then what should I do?"

Xue Di released his dog's head from the armpit and pushed it out, then gave him a vicious look, picked up his pile of clothes and left.

Gou Yi was a little dumbfounded, staring blankly at the direction of the door, Wan Fuhe patted him on the shoulder, "Don't look, it's a real person, not a dream."

Gou Yi's legs started to tremble, "Yes, yes, yes?"

Wan Fuhe said: "Not only yes, but also yes. Do you remember what request you made just now?"

"I-I-I-Did I let him strip naked?"

Wan Fuhe said: "Yes. Not only did he try to strip him naked, but he also wanted to expose his belly for molesting."

Gou Yi lowered his heavy head and said tremblingly, "I...I'm going to the bathroom."

Wan Fuhe nodded, "Hurry up, it's time to pee your pants if you're too late."

Gou Yi peed pitifully and tremblingly in the bathroom, shaking the tear-like drops on the head of his penis, and then couldn't help crying. While crying, he pressed his limbs against the wall, scratching and scratching heartbreakingly on the tiles What.

At the same time, Shao Lang was racking his brains to figure out how to get out.

Wan Fuhe said: This matter is nothing in your circle, but I am curious who is so wicked and still knows my whereabouts? "

Shao Lang said: "The manager said he would investigate, it's really not a big deal, but the current situation has to be dealt with."

Wanfuhe said, "I thought about it."

Shao Lang said, "How?"

Wanfuhe said: "I mean, I thought about how to get out of this building—I pretended to be doing morning exercise, put on a tracksuit, and just ran out. Anyway, those paparazzi didn't know me."

Shao Lang said: "You are so selfish, what should I do?"

Wanfuhe said, "Just tell the truth, just say that you played mahjong with your friends all night."

Shao Lang said: "No. The person who broke the news has a name and a surname. The paparazzi like this kind of gimmick the most. If I go out and say 1, they will multiply it by 10 to report it. The result is that we opened the house in this house last night. Sex parties, the thing where I lent a house to a naked dog will turn into a gay house and gay sex or something."

Wan Fuhe said: "Uh... you still know the rules of your circle, and you think about it slowly."

After a few words of comfort, he patted on the door of the bathroom and shouted inside: "Naked dog, come out and find me some clothes for morning exercise."

Shao Lang's agent arrived in a short while, went upstairs in a concealed manner, and knocked on the door.

As soon as he came in, he said dissatisfiedly to Shao Lang: "What's the matter with you? There was a scandal about an illegitimate child a few days ago, and today another foster man came. Do you want to lose your image if you continue like this?!"

Shao Lang said: "Calm down, I'm innocent, and you know it. Isn't it time to test the agent's crisis public relations ability. We haven't seen any storms, so don't care about it."

The manager was actually not that angry, but he was a little upset because he was woken up too early.

He got better after venting a bit, sat down and pushed his glasses and said calmly, "I'll take care of the media, so it's okay. But the key is that you must have a good attitude."

Shao Lang said, "What do you mean by good attitude?"

Gou Yi was digging out the sportswear from his closet and giving it to Wan Fuhe, and then asked Shao Lang, "Do you need a set?"

The agent pointed at him and said to Shao Lang: "You must never take this person in again. Otherwise, you can't tell clearly."

Gou Yi blinked his eyes, but hadn't realized the tragic fate of being kicked out.

Shao Lang had a disagreement with his agent on this issue, and felt that Gou Yi could not just live on the street like this, after all, he was a classmate.

Seeing Wan Fuhe in his tracksuit, the agent said, "Then let Mr. Gou live with Mr. Wan, we are all classmates."

Wanfuhe waved his hands and said, "That's not okay. I have a family, and there is only one bed in my house. It's not like you haven't been there before. How can we sleep as a naked dog?"

Gou Yi made some calculations, then said in a low voice, "I, I don't mind letting you sleep in the middle."

Wanfuhe said, "I mind if you sleep next to me."

Gou Yi imagined the location map, blushed a little, and said, "Then, if you really don't like it, I can barely accept it if my sister-in-law sleeps in the middle..."

Wan Fuhe couldn't help but swear, "Fuck! You're still dreaming!"

After saying that, he opened the door and left.

Gou Yi looked at the door in disappointment, then turned around and looked at Shao Lang with the eyes of a homeless stray dog, which meant "I only have you, if you drive me away, I won't be able to survive" What.

Shao Lang thought about it like a detective, and suddenly he had an idea when the light bulb came on, and he said, "You wait and I will find you a good place."

Then he took out his mobile phone and sent an email a few times.

The agent pushed his glasses and frowned, "What are you doing?"

Shao Lang said: "It's nothing, I'll find a home for Naked Dog—Don't be sad for Naked Dog, cheer up, your new landlord will come to pick you up right away."

Gou Yi was a little uneasy, "Who is it? Do I know him?"

Shao Lang said: "We know each other, the new house is not far from here, and it is convenient to move."

Gou Yi felt relieved a little, "That's okay, I'm really tired of moving, moving around..."

Just as he was talking, the door was knocked loudly.

Shao Lang cheerfully went to open the door. At the door was Xue Di, who had already exploded. He held up his mobile phone and almost stuffed it into Shao Lang's nostrils. He asked, "What do you mean? Who allowed you to secretly take pictures?!"

On the mobile phone is his heroic appearance wearing only a pair of black bullet pants playing mahjong.I don't know when it was secretly recorded by Shao Lang with his mobile phone.

Shao Lang was not annoyed, he pulled him in and said, "It's just a little fun, young people are really big."

Xue Di said: "Don't think that because you are a senior and a big star, I dare not hit you."

Shao Lang said: "I didn't do this to make you hit me, but to ask for something."

"I reject!"

"How about letting Senior Gou live in your house for a while?"

"Don't you understand human language?! I said I refused!"

"It's not easy to refuse, I have your video."

Xue Di sneered, "You go distribute it, I'm not a celebrity."

Shao Lang pulled Gou Yi over and said, "I'll tell you the truth, you must keep this person for me, otherwise not only will there be photos of your pornography, gambling and drugs on your company's internal website, but there will also be pictures of how you played with him back then. Stories circulated about this man who emotionally abandoned him, raped him and ended up being expelled from school."

Xue Di went crazy, "You! You are talking nonsense!!"

Shao Lang said with a completely shy face: "Hey! I'm just talking nonsense. Anyway, if you don't take him in, I will be ruined by the media. If you die, everyone will die together!" Smiling triumphantly and confidently.

……

Five minutes later, Gou Yi carried his luggage to the opposite door, nodded and bowed to his boss and new landlord, and said, "Boss Xue, please take care of me in the future."

Xue Di glared at him with eyes that wished he could breathe fire and roast him to death, and said word by word: "Don't worry, I will take care of you more, twice, and take care of you!"