Daily life of roommates

Gou Yi had a spring dream, dreaming that he worshiped Li Chunfeng as his godfather, and then he and his godfather fell in love with each other, warming the spring night in the lotus tent or something...

In the morning, he was woken up by a loud noise, and felt a splitting headache at the same time. However, when he woke up completely, he found something more painful than the headache—he was naked in the hotel, lying with Xue Di. On a bed, Xue Di looked at him as usual, and then handed the noisy mobile phone to the stunned Gou Yi.

When Gou Yi saw it, his eyes went dark, and he immediately shrank into the bed sheet, trying to play dead or something.

Xue Di kicked his buttocks, "Come and see, do you recognize this grandson? Last night, he hugged my thigh and cried out for his godfather, and he was crying so hard that he wanted to sacrifice himself. He took all his clothes off. Stripped naked and jumped up—who is such a cheap person?"

Gou Yi suddenly felt a dull pain in the buttocks, and a bad premonition struck him, so he quickly squeezed the chrysanthemum... He clutched his head helplessly, thinking: "It's over, it's over, my life...why is it like this?! "Speechless asked the sky.

Xue Di played for a while, when he heard the sound of sobbing under the quilt and the shuddering on the quilt, he kicked Gouyi again: "You won't cry, will you?"

Gou Yi poked his head out from under the quilt, with a bitter face, and the corners of his eyes were red, and said, "President Xue, I don't remember what happened last night..."

Xue Di looked at him with a dark face and folded his shoulders, and raised his mobile phone, "It's okay, I've recorded everything."

Gou Yi wept and said, "I'm drunk...I don't drink well, and when I'm drunk, I mess around."

Xue Di said: "So you didn't just mess around this time?"

Gou Yi hurriedly said: "No! Usually when I'm drunk, my buddies from the university dormitory will move me back. I've never... messed around." Suddenly unable to control his emotions, he buried his face in the pillow with both arms Beating the bed vigorously, sobbing and crying—"I have fallen! How could I do such an immoral thing!! How can I behave in the future!!"

Xue Di almost fell out of bed.

To be honest, he didn't think about that at first last night, but Gou Yi was really difficult to deal with, and kept seducing or something. Of course Xue Di didn't think he was targeting him, let alone thinking that he was targeting him, just an evil fire Coming up, I thought: This senior is a veteran of the game world anyway, he was very good at seducing men back then, and now he has gotten worse, not only messing with the company's clients, but also seems to be playing godfather and son games with older men ... The more he thinks about it, the more he feels that Gouyi's life style is obscene, maybe the drunken sex at the moment is just a show, in order to seduce and play with himself again.

Xue Di was also angry about why he was called by those seniors in the second bedroom, Shao Lang was like this, and so was Wanfuhe!Why did Gou Yi come to him to clean up after drinking?Do you think he has no seeds?Think he won't lift?Think he has no guts?In short, you think he doesn't have the physical and psychological conditions to get this guy?

The more I think about it, the more I feel that I have been underestimated and played with by the seniors!

In the end, he shook his head, "Sleep and sleep!" He thought, "Anyway, this senior must still be playing tricks from the old secret love... Maybe it was their plan to squeeze into my house and linger... So that's it. Calling me over every time I get drunk is actually trying to match us up?!"

The Gou Yi in his eyes coincided with the senior who always peeped at him and was devoted to him many years ago in college. That emotional experience was the first time Xue Di knew that there are people who can really selflessly sacrifice everything for love. ...It's a pity that Gou Yi's decision to let go was equally painful, which directly caused Xue Di to no longer believe in strong feelings... But in retrospect, he was indeed a little bit wrong with another girl at the time... New worries and old loves came to his heart, He looked at Gou Yi with complicated eyes.

"Sleep as long as you sleep... But it's okay to be a little gentle and sleep well... Just make up for a little regret in college... Thinking about it, it's really... I don't know which man I gave the senior's first time, and I can only be the top one The number of godfathers..."

However, he thought it was a game and a dream, but he didn't expect that here in Gouyi, he would react like this, which was much out of his expectation, "Hey, hey, hey! Why are you crying?! As for what?... Didn't you talk to me before?" Have slept with many men? Don't tell me you are still a virgin... Do you want to blackmail me?"

Gou Yi was about to cry and said, "I have slept before! But every time I slept with the person I like! ... I have never slept like this without emotion!"

Xue Di's face was as dark as Mr. Bao's, "You said you have no feelings...sleep? Could it be that I raped you?!—If you can't, you should call the police! Let's go to the police to judge! You molested me, Or I raped you!"

When Gou Yi heard this, he became a little timid, and his grief and indignation calmed down a bit. He sat up with his bed sheet draped over his shoulders, curled up, feeling his butt hurt more and more, and said cryingly: "It's not... Mr. Xue... I , I didn’t mean that...how about, forget what happened to my dad yesterday...it’s my fault, I’m not human, I’m cheap, why did I do that to a person like you...I want to die already ...Really, I am very serious about relationships, and I never do such casual things. Recently, my work and life are not going well. die.

Xue Di sneered, "Stop pretending here. If I didn't know you, I would have thought I had met a chaste man. Do you think others don't know about you and Ke Hu? Also, you ran away before you broke up with me. It wasn't you who went after the cadres of the student union? Don't say that you are responsible for your feelings, you are not worthy!"

Gou Yirao became angry no matter how groveling he was, and said: "I don't deserve it, do you deserve it?! You clearly promised to have sex with me back then, and I even sold blood to raise money for the mobile phone you bought. How did you treat me? You used it up I just ran to date a woman! Why am I not worthy! I always like someone sincerely, and I have never stepped on two boats!"

Xue Di also yelled: "It's you who is so mean! I was a straight guy back then, but I got hooked because I was seduced by you! My original intention was to use you, but later... I don't look for the confidence of a straight guy from girls. I'm going to collapse! The thing that broke me down the most is that you dumped me in the end! You! You gays are obscene! You are promiscuous! There is no good thing!"

Gou Yi fought back bravely: "You straight men don't have a good thing! Half-hearted! Double-faced!"

The two threw various idioms and so on, and quarreled.

Later, the direction of the quarrel was distorted again, to the realistic question of "who seduced whom last night".

Xue Di raised the phone coldly: "Look clearly, you are the one who pestered me for it! I can't even give it!"

Gou Yi also went all out, "I'm drunk! Are you drunk too?! I also said that you took the opportunity to take advantage of me!"

Xue Di said: "It's you who insists on me as a godfather! You really know how to follow the fashion! Seeing that the little girl Bai Fumei has a godfather who loves you, you are not willing to be lonely and want a godfather. You are really cheap!"

Gou Yi said: "I'm cheap?! Does it have anything to do with you?! To be honest, if I knew yesterday, I wouldn't be able to get hard at all! What's wrong with my godfather? Wanting a godfather is normal for me as a man Physiological needs! A godfather is better than a real father; a real father has to kneel, but a godfather can sleep!"

Xue Di said contemptuously: "How dare you say that you have integrity? You should feed your integrity to the dogs!"

Gou Yi waved his hand, showing a very open-minded look, sighed and said: "Don't say anything, I'll just treat it as if I was bitten by a dog all night, I don't care if a real man dares to face the bleak life... you also Give me a little bit, don’t get cheap and act like a good boy!”

Xue Di gritted his teeth and said, "I think you don't want to live a good life."

Gou Yi said: "Don't threaten me! Now that we both have torn our faces, I've come to my senses—as for me, the senior, I will resign when I go back."

Xue Di paused in his heart, but then he became angry and said in a hateful voice: "I think you don't just want to get out of the company!"

Gou Yi said: "Yes, of course I will also move out from your house. If you think I owe you rent, you can tell me the amount. I don't have any money for you for the time being. If you save enough, you will pay it back."

He no longer had to humble himself for the sake of making a living, and felt that his waist was straight. He sighed and said, "Student, don't blame the senior for saying a few words about you. You are quite flawed. What I dislike the most is how you treat me. The casual attitude of feelings—you clearly annoy me but do that with me consciously, do you think you’re right?—If you don’t do it with someone you like, you’re playing hooligans.”

Xue Di said: "...you have root vegetables in your teeth!"

Gou Yi smiled and said, "Do you want to eat? I can pick it up for you."

Xue Di was completely angry, put on his clothes, slammed the door and left.

Gou Yi stood up with his waist supported, scratched his balls habitually, stretched his waist, it was okay, it seemed that the labor intensity last night was not heavy, so he went to take a bath without worry, and then he thought about the one-night affair with Xue Di in his heart. Dried and tossed in the wind...