Daily life of roommates

Xue Di got off work early and went home, stood in front of the window and watched Gou Yi's movements with his wide eyes, and sure enough, at five o'clock, Gou Yi and Wanfuhe came.

Xue Di is actually not sure what he is thinking about Gou Yi, and he is sure that he can't let go, but he thinks that he has always been slow in emotional matters, and when he thinks clearly in ten or eight years, I'm afraid it will be too late.No matter what, let's talk about Gou Yi first.

He waited anxiously for Gou Yi to come to his door.

5 minutes later the doorbell rang.

Xue Di opened the door, and Gou Yi was also very nervous when he saw him, so he said, "I, I'm here to pick up the luggage."

Xue Di blocked the door like a door god, looked at him before letting him go.

Gou Yi came in with his head down.

Wan Fuhe said: "Student, won't you prepare something to drink when the senior is here?"

Gou Yi said: "Don't drink anything, let's go after taking the luggage."

Xue Di went to the kitchen to make tea, and Gou Yi ran to his room to get his luggage, quickly took out a travel bag and frantically put clothes and sundries in it.

However, when he opened the drawer to look at his ID, he was dumbfounded - there was nothing on one side, obviously it had been tampered with.

He came out with his luggage and asked Xue Di: "Have you put away my documents for me?"

Xue Di was drinking tea with Wanfuhe, glanced at him and said, "Senior, I took you in when you were most difficult, isn't it a little rude for you to leave like this?"

Gou Yi said: "Ah, then thank you, can you give me the certificate?"

Xue Di said: "If it's so simple, who cares about your thank you."

Gou Yi said: "Then tell me how much I owe you."

Xue Di said: "One hundred thousand."

Gou Yi jumped up and said, "You might as well grab it! I only lived for less than three months, why do I owe you [-] yuan? Is this the imperial palace?!"

Xue Di said: "There is also the spiritual loss and youth loss you caused me."

Gou Yi said: "You! Didn't you just treat it as being bitten by a dog for the night with me... um?! You can't treat it as being bitten by a dog? Look at me! I'll treat it as if I was bitten by a dog or something!"

Xue Di said: "Your surname is Gou, and your attributes are also Ergouzi. I'm not you. I'm as wolf-hearted as you."

Gou Yi said: "Are you short of money for such a big leader?! If you are short of money, you might as well sell your ass! Why are you blackmailing me?!"

Xue Di's anger, which had been suppressed all the time, also jumped up, and he scolded him: "If you want to sell anyone, you are not as good as you! You are relying on the old godfather so soon! People say godson is a noun, and your godson is a verb. You still Do you want face! Do you want face!!"

Gou Yi said: "I am willing! Money is hard to buy, I am willing!"

The two of them stood up again while talking.

Wan Fuhe sighed, stood up from the middle to mediate and said, "Speak well. We are here to solve the problem."

Gou Yi said: "The solution is to give me the certificate. I'll give you the rent... At worst, I'll give you [-] yuan, but if you don't have cash, you need to make an IOU first."

Xue Di said: "No, you can't get out of here without a hundred thousand."

Gou Yi grabbed his sleeves and said: "Ah! What are you thinking?! You really cheated on me?! Let me tell you that even if I can't get out of here today... I'm going to wriggle out!"

Xue Di sneered, "Squirm if you have the ability, and I will give you your certificate if you dare to squirm!"

Gou Yi lay down on the ground and twisted like a snake.

Wan Fuhe hurried to pull him, and said, "What are you doing! Get up! What has become of you! — Junior! Can you stop bullying him so childishly?"

Xue Di said: "If you like him, you bully him. Why don't I bully others? Why don't I bully you? - He just owes bullying! Cheap!"

Wan Fuhe quickly reminded Gou Yi, "Did you hear what he said?"

Gou Yi stopped wriggling, got up and said with hatred: "I heard that. He said I'm cheap! You are cheap! Your whole family is cheap! You are the cheapest! No one is cheap like you..."

Wanfuhe interrupted him and said, "No, no, he said he likes you! Didn't you touch it?"

Gou Yi said: "You have auditory hallucinations! Nothing!"

Wan Fuhe asked Xue Di: "Did you say that?"

Xue Di blushed slightly and said, "I didn't say that!"

Wanfuhe was about to go crazy with anger, and regretted trying to match these two 2Bs.

Gou Yi said proudly: "Look, he didn't say anything. I'm just a cheap dog in his eyes. If you feed some cheap dog food in a dog bowl, you think it's caring for animals. If you're in a bad mood, take it out on me." , If you want to kick, just kick. If he can say that he likes me or something, it's just...he just treats himself like a bitch!"

Xue Di was enraged, and said: "Your evaluation of yourself is quite fair! You are a cheap dog! I am a big fool to care about such a cheap dog like you!"

Wanfuhe seized the opportunity and immediately pointed out: "Listen! He said he cares about you!"

Gou Yi said: "No! He called me a cheap dog!"

Wan Fuhe said: "What kind of ears are you!" He grabbed Xue Di's collar angrily, "This man will never forget you, and after the reunion, he is even more attracted by your personality charm, yearning day and night, and all kinds of love. But He is a coward, he shouldn't formalize his feelings for you, he can only cover up his guilty conscience by pretending to be B, and express his love by bullying you! You are so stupid that you can't see it!"

Gou Yi said: "Hahahaha! Are you kidding me, it's like he has a crush on me oh hehe~"

Wan Fuhe said: "That's right! He has a crush on you! Do you think that crush is your monopoly? Haven't you ever thought that in the reincarnation of heaven, one day you will also be crushed?"

Gou Yi said: "What a mess, do you know what secret love is?! I am an expert! Secret love is not what he looks like! Where is the blushing and heartbeat silently giving? Fu Bo, what's going on with you? How can you be so imaginative? A powerful science fiction story, are you here to help me pick up my luggage?"

Wan Fuhe had no choice but to shake Xue Di's collar and said loudly: "Admit it like a man! Tell me what you have! How naive and cowardly you are! You are afraid of a dick!"

Xue Di was so forced that he suddenly said loudly: "Okay! I said—"

Wanfuhe stopped to give him time and space.

Xue Di looked at Gou Yi's eyes like a pair of large long-haired dogs, suddenly lost his voice, gasped for a long time, and blurted out: "If you want a certificate, give up!"

Wan Fuhe spat on his face and scolded: "You fucking! I misjudged you! Naked dogs are blind for nothing!"

Xue Di said decadently: "I, I'm not sure if it's because I have a crush on him, but I just don't want him to go - what should I say about this feeling?!"

Wan Fuhe said: "Usually not wanting someone to leave means liking."

Xue Di said: "This kind of liking is too superficial..."

Wan Fuhe said: "How deep do you think your love is? How noble? —Maybe you just like this cheap feeling!"

Xue Di said painfully: "I just don't want to admit that I care about such a lowly person! —— I must have something wrong!" He said, grabbing his hair and slumped on the sofa, holding his head.

Gou Yi has been completely petrified, and he stammered for a while: "You, you are talking about, who are you talking about?"

Wanfuhe was finally a little satisfied, and said: "Speaking of you, people like Xue Di like people who are a bit cheap, and he has a crush on you. Did you hear clearly this time?"

Xue Di shed tears of annoyance.

Gou Yi jumped up and shouted: "Impossible! There must be a mistake somewhere! - You must not be Xue Di! What happened to Xue Di by you?!"

Wan Fuhe patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Stop making trouble, this is the real Xue Di, and the powerful black-bellied person before is just an illusion."

Gou Yi took a deep breath with difficulty, "You mean - he, this and that - has a crush on - me?" He pointed at himself.

Wan Fuhe said: "Congratulations! Enjoy the feeling of being crushed!"

Gou Yi said: "Your sister's enjoyment! Who is so secretly in love with others! —— Xue Di! Wake up! You cheer up!!" He rushed over and shook Xue Di's shoulder, "Are you stupid or crazy? , I'm still desperate for life! Don't scare the senior, okay!"

Xue Di's eyes were a little red and said: "Don't force me... It's all your fault! You're cheap and hook up!"

Gou Yi said: "Don't admit it in disguise, please! Can you please deny it?!"

Xue Di went all out, and he was ashamed to this point anyway, and said loudly: "Denial a P! I just fell in love with you! You have disturbed my life and you have no way to escape from me! I want you to be responsible!" Gou Yi==: "You're not trying to be cute, are you?"

Xue Di said: "You are so cute, the one next door to Mary!"

Gou Yi said: "Oh. I really don't like me."

Xue Di kissed her, and several people's eyes widened.

Then Xue Di let go, wiped his mouth in disgust, and said, "This explains the problem!"

Wanfuhe said, "I'm leaving."

Then left.

Gou Yi stretched out his paw helplessly behind him and shouted: "Don't go! What should I do if you go away?!"

Xue Di stood in front of him and hugged his shoulders and said, "I told you you can't leave."

Gou Yi covered his chest and said weakly: "Don't do this, junior... There is nothing you can't make it through, only you can't go back. If you let me go, it's a fart."

"...Isn't it normal to say it's a dream?"

"Isn't that too Qiong Yao? It's more in line with my mental outlook."

"It's a pity, after I let you fart, I think it's quite interesting, and I feel like taking it back."

"... Why did you become so vulgar, junior?"

"...Since I met you."

Gou Yi scratched his head, "You really have a crush on me?"

Xue Di thought about it, "Let's just count it. We can figure out the truth together."

Gou Yi was still a little unbelievable, "Guy, I really don't understand, what are you trying to do? - I have no money, no sex, and I'm a bit cheap."

Xue Di said: "The reason is that I am blind. But there is one thing you are very special in my heart-there are 70 trillion nerves in the human body, and you, mother, can challenge every single one of mine. , From the moment I realize this, you are different in my heart."

Gou Yi shook his head and said, "I didn't expect there to be such a cheap person besides me... Maybe... I can really try it with you..." Yuanmu.

Xue Di said unexpectedly: "...Is this how it happened?...Aren't you hugging the chairman's thigh?..."

Gou Yi sighed and said, "Chairman...you can sit in the back row, because you like me so much. Is this the first time someone has confessed to me? It's relatively new."

Xue Di ==: "Actually, you just want to play with me, right?"

Gou Yi said: "Uh...what kind of true love didn't start from playing around. Is there anything you can't think about?"

Xue Di said: "You should also be a little more serious to me!"

Gou Yi said perfunctorily: "Okay... But I have never dated someone who has a crush on me, please take care of me if there is anything wrong."