Reborn Future's Birthday

When Boss and Mars met for the first time, he was still a taciturn household service robot who would always speak a short set of mechanical language, and Mars was not called Mars at that time, but Mao Si, with a similar pronunciation. One means God of War, one means mouse, the difference between heaven and earth.

At that time, Mao Si was not much bigger than a mouse. He was picked up by Yin Su, an old mechanical repairman, from the largest garbage dump in the suburbs. Mao Si was wrapped in a dirty cloth, with messy and sour black hair. The eyeballs indicate that his blood is low. This color has always been unpopular on the planet, and it is usually considered the color of death, bad luck.

Perhaps this is why Mao Si was abandoned.

The old man Yinsu is so old that he can barely walk, and he always looks trembling. Fortunately, he still has a boss, who has followed him since Yinsu was young. To be exact, it was Yinsu who became After the mechanical repairman, Yinsu used the leftovers and scraps that the boss didn't want to piece together the machine, plus a chip picked up from the garbage dump, and became the boss.

At that time, Yinsu secretly fell in love with Yanji, the third daughter of the boss’s family. The girl with a bright smile had a very thin waist, and Yinsu’s big hand seemed to be able to grasp it with one hand—of course, this is Yinsu’s imagination. Yes, in fact, he only met Yanji a few times, all from a distance; and Yanji never noticed the bronze-skinned repairman as strong as a rhinoceros, she never stepped into the Dad's maintenance is one step ahead. She dislikes the smell of engine oil, and doesn't like those workers who always look like wolves at her. They are low-educated and poor, without elegant clothes and conversations. They are always so rude, which is not in line with her aesthetics. view violated.

Yin Su knew it all, but it didn't prevent him from secretly liking Yanji.

He named the first robot he made in his life Slender Waist.The thin waist is very thick, and the thickest part of the whole body is the waist, but Yinsu still likes it very much. I don’t know if it is because the thin waist is the only one who is loyal to him, or because of the name, and the Xiangxiangruan that is associated with it. soft girl.

Anyway, I like it very much.

Later, the boss transferred the maintenance shop and moved away with his family. Yinsu never saw Yanji again; Almost all places are promoted, and every job is better than one; unfortunately, his thin-waisted wife had a hard time getting pregnant. Even if he had two children, the child died when he was young; The wife also left him, and went to the arms of the God of the Universe early.

Everything returned to the original point, and the home returned to an empty state. There were no naughty and crying children jumping up and down, and no kind and hardworking wives; the home service robot was still standing in the corner waiting to be called.

From the beginning to the end, only the silent thin waist followed him, recording everything in its chip.

As Yinsu's situation changed, the shape of the thin waist has been modified again and again. When Yinsu picked up Maosi, the thin waist was already a veritable thin waist. After entering middle age, Yinsu began to shout It is old and slender; it is old and slender, but it has strong toughness and strength, and can fight against hordes of alienated rhinos alone.

It's a little strange to say that, how can a domestic service robot that always stays at home have anything to do with animals in the wild?

Because Yinsu is old, most of the time the boss takes care of the baby who is as big as a mouse; when the baby is 2 years old, he can already speak fluently, and the old father Yinsu can no longer hold him, and he He is so naughty and can't stay in one place for more than 3 minutes, so the conscientious home service robot has to take on the responsibility of a father, following the children running around all day long.

At first they played in the street near their home, and then they walked farther and farther, and went to the dangerous wild; as a home service robot, there is no relevant information about the wild in its chip, and it does not know that those wild animals The danger is even more dangerous for a child of a few years old; and Mao Si, of course, would not know it. Even if he knew it, he would say indifferently: "What are you afraid of? There is a boss."

In his heart, Boss is omnipotent, he can cook delicious meals, wash his dirty clothes, and scare away children who bully him by their collars...

Maosi played to his heart's content, and walked away unknowingly, and there were no people around. There is fresh air here, and there are no smelly garbage dumps on the street; there are strange little animals here, and he is not always called a mouse. children; here are fresh, scented flowers, and no smelly cars. . . .

He was so hungry that he thought of going home, but he was too hungry to walk, so he asked the boss to carry him, and the boss picked up the child and put it on his broad shoulders, and walked steadily towards home step by step. go.

Its speed is not fast, it is similar to ordinary people's walking, and it can't run. It may not seem a bit slow to the hungry child, so he scolded loudly.

A group of frightened alienated rhinos ran in the distance, they rampaged, and they were in front of them in an instant.

When had the child seen that kind of invincible power, he was stunned, but fortunately he didn't cry, but hugged the faithful robot's neck tightly.

The old man stopped and stood firmly, like a rock in a torrent. The alienated rhinoceros group was forced to separate, and then closed up behind him. A red-eyed alienated rhino bumped straight up, and the old man's body He leaned forward slightly, twisted his waist, waved his two steel arms and squeezed his steel fists to hit them to the side of the head, forcing them to change direction.

The collision of steel and hard head, blood splashing, roaring and screaming, the sound of running like a rhinoceros beating a drum, the setting sun and forest in the distance form a vivid picture.

There was a bright light in Mao Si's eyes, and no one saw the blackness of his eyes gradually fade away, replaced by light green; the vertical pupils representing war appeared, although the old slender waist seemed to be crunching He was slightly worried, but his attention was quickly attracted by the battle. The child even yelled to cheer for the home service robot, and occasionally shouted: "Good job, boss!"

The home service robot was praised, but did not show any joy. It still protected its little master sternly. Stimulated by the smell of blood in the air, the last alienated rhino lowered its head and pointed its nearly one-meter-long hard horn at it. , the boss was knocked down, Mao Si was knocked out by the huge impact force, Fei Ah Fei fell on the grass, gnawed a mouthful of bitter green grass, and the herd of alienated rhinos had already sped away.

The long horn of the alienated rhinoceros was broken at the root, and the blood sprayed out covered Mao Si's face, which was warm and slightly fishy.He maintained the posture of lying on the ground, sticking out his thin tongue to lick the blood from the corner of his mouth.

The long horn of the alienated rhinoceros is stuck in the old man's chest, and the long horn protrudes from the chest, tiny sparks flicker in the broken body, it struggles to climb to the side of the little master, Mao Si is head to head with it, and the grin is full of blood Xiaozui smiled.

The boss was badly injured, and he staggered behind the little master. It couldn't even keep up with the little master's footsteps. Although the hungry little master complained that it was walking too slowly, he finally waited for it to go back together.

Lao Yinsu lost his temper naturally, and was reluctant to spend money to repair the boss, so he took the tools to repair it by himself, and it took a whole month to repair the boss. can be used?It should have been scrapped then.

But Lao Yinsu is old enough to be too lazy to think about these brain-intensive things. Since Xiuxiu can still be used, he doesn't need to check whether the bank deposit is enough to buy another service robot. He is too old and can no longer do it himself Made a new one.

Boss has been with him for so long, and I have some feelings. Besides, Boss is very easy to use, even better than those robots that use high-tech materials, advanced interactive programs, and humanized robots that are boasted in advertisements. Even if you buy a new one , may not be easier to use than the boss.

When Lao Yinsu was knocking, Mao Si stood aside and watched, blinking his black eyes, and said, "It would be great if the boss was a mecha."

No one responded to his words.

Lao Yinsu's eyes are dim, and his ears are a little deaf. He didn't hear, and even if he heard, he couldn't help it. They are living on their laurels now, and he won't spend much money in the near future, but Mao Si is still young. Before he can earn money to support himself, he still has to With the little savings in the bank, there is no extra money to transform the boss into a mecha, let alone buy a new mecha.

The cheapest mecha is also a sky-high price for them.

Boss is just a household service robot, and it is close to being scrapped. It will only do things according to the set procedures, and it doesn't even have the slightest emotion of its own, so naturally it doesn't respond.

Little Maosi grew up day by day. As he got older, he gradually became a well-known kid in the neighborhood. He was smart and bold. Those children who insulted and bullied him were all subdued by him. His subordinates followed him willingly.

My brain is also easy to use. When I was very young, I knew that I could get what I wanted through negotiation and exchange, and I also started selling small items to make money.

Lao Yinsu was half paralyzed, and Mao Si had grown up, so he didn't need to be watched all day long by his boss. He began to concentrate on serving Lao Yinsu, the human who made it.

Mao Si often went out early in the morning and didn’t come back until dark. When he was five years old, he came back one day and went to Lao Yinsu’s bed with a piece of paper in his hand and asked him, “What do the words on it mean?”

Lao Yinsu asked the boss to bring his reading glasses and read it word by word. He didn't know some words, so he asked the boss standing beside him.After stuttering and reading, Mao Si listened carefully and said, "I want to go to school."

Lao Yinsu took a careful inventory of his property. Three days later, Mao Si became a student. The boss sent him to school the first day, and then he went to and from school alone.

Old Yinsu began to have the tendency of dementia, and occasionally pulled the old man to call him by his previous name, with a thin waist, crying and laughing, with tears streaming down his face.He read the name of his wife, the name of his child who died young.Sometimes my mind is confused, and I think his thin-waisted wife is still alive, calling her name to ask her to go and hug him...

When Mao Si came back, he saw Lao Yinsu hugging the old man's waist and showing a wretched smile. The saliva flowed from the corner of his shriveled mouth. The old thin waist was pulled away, and he lost his temper at the old thin: "He is crazy and you are also stupid? Why don't you hurry up and give him a bath!"

Lao Yinsu was incontinent, with tears and saliva all over his face, it was really smelly, the bigger the hair, the better he knew how to be clean, how could he bear this, pinched his nose to help the boss, and washed Lao Yinsu up and down , and also used spices, and the stinky complexion improved a little.

The boss carried the clean old Yinsu to the yard and put him in a rocking chair covered with soft blankets. Old Yinsu squinted his dim old eyes, and the light from the distant stars shone on him, as if the warm hand of the god of the universe, Give him a gentle touch to make him hallucinate.

After the boss settled Laoyin Su, he started to get busy, cleaning the house, preparing meals, and Mao Si had to eat when he came back from school. The children grow up fast and exercise a lot, and they always start hungry before school time. If you don’t cook well, you will be scolded for the snacks you eat in between. There are also some materials required by Mao Si, which must be purchased at a designated place in a busy street. There is no corresponding download link on the Internet...

It is always so busy, there is almost no free time, and it will not be tired. As long as it has enough energy, it can run continuously. Only when the night is quiet and Lao Yinsu is not making trouble, it will stand quietly for a while , Electronics watched Lao Yinsu, and occasionally went to cover Mao Sigai to kick away the quilt.