The joy of online games

As soon as Xi Luoning's Priest number went online, he received a team invitation from Cosmos Mythology.

Xi Luoning nodded, and went in to find that Merry and the others were all there, but yesterday's Lotus was replaced by Crayon Shin-chan.

[Team] [Merry Man]: Sister-in-law

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: As soon as the master came online, my sister-in-law rushed over after hearing the news.

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: I'm so envious, I want a wife too! ～(@^＿^@)～【Team】【Dream Back】:  …

[Team] [Merry Man]: Don't be envious of handsome boys, we are equally loving.

[Team] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: Get out, who wants to fall in love with you!

[Team] [Merry Young Master]: Don't be shy, young man, my god, where shall we take my sister-in-law today?

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Shy your sister!

[Team] [Universe Mythology]: Prepare the medicine and go to the small dungeon today.

[Team] [Merry Young Master]: It’s been a long time since I’ve been to the dungeon, I really miss it!

There is a level limit for the small dungeon, only level [-] or above can be entered, and there is no upper limit.

It's just that the experience of entering the tuba is very little, and generally no advanced players enter, unless it is an advanced player who likes to solo.Although the small dungeon has little experience, the monsters can be refreshed, and the spawning is fast and quiet.

Xi Luoning seldom forms a team, except for the battlefield, the small dungeon is where he often goes.

Unexpectedly, he seldom teamed up with the gang except for chatting, and some people knew that he liked to go to small dungeons.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Coffee likes small dungeons the most.

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: He's not low-level.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: He likes to solo.

[Team] [Merry Young Master]: It's true, I seldom form a team with him, and I rarely see him calling people to form a team in the gang.

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Such a talkative person is actually a withdrawn master.

[Team] [Dream Back]: ...

Xi Luoning admits that he likes to joke with them, after all, few people are so presumptuous in front of him in reality, but he denies that he is withdrawn.

[Team] [Merry Young Master]: You can't look at the surface in everything.

[Team] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: ...let me vomit for a while!

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Got it?

[Team] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: Get out, you're the only one here.It's just that I can't accept a wretched man suddenly being so emotional.

[Team] [Meng Hui]: Indeed!

[Team] [Merry Young Master]: Sister-in-law... even you...

【Team】【Dream Back】: ^_^

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Sister-in-law, let's have a discussion, can you change your expression?Coffee Naya has a soft spot for this expression, looking at it makes my scalp tingle!

[Team] [Dreamback]: Afraid of him?

[Team] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: No... It's because every time he uses this emoji, he starts playing tricks. Such a cute emoji, he used it with a sinister feeling.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Trickster, insidious +1, clown, you never saw Sister Lan being molested by coffee today... Tsk tsk!

Xi Luoning stared coldly at the two villains on the screen who spoke ill of him behind his back, and one day they would understand what insidiousness was.

Just as we were talking, everyone arrived at the door of the dungeon.

[Team] [Universe Mythology]: Advanced

A group of people followed into the copy.

The monsters in the small dungeon are too childish. If it weren't for the level restriction, the level of the Priest is too low to enter other dungeons, I'm afraid Universe Mythology really wants to drag him to other dungeons directly.

The myth of the universe slashes monsters, the Merry Boy occasionally launches a group attack, Crayon Shin-chan occasionally slashes, and he is so handsome that he wants to disfigure his face and occasionally shoots two arrows, the monsters have no time to refresh.

A group of people were bored, and started talking about the topic just now.

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Xiaoxin, why did Coffee molested Blue Sister today?When I came, you all entered the copy.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: The coffee made Lan Mei use her body to feel whether he is worthy of being a man, haha ​​[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Lan Mei's expression at that time must be very exciting!

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: ...

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: I'm not surprised that Coffee is so flirtatious, what I'm surprised is...Xiaoxin, don't you have a good relationship with Sister Lan? Why do I feel like you're gloating?

[Team] [Merry Man]: -_-!What an unbearable little girl!Only Lotus can bear her.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: -_-|||Who said I have a good relationship with her?

[Team] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: Seeing that you often bring her to level up.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Grumpy! ! !I was so entangled that I had no choice but to take her with me, okay?

Seeing that Crayon Shin-chan did not explain the cause and effect, and that he was really going to be regarded as a wretched man who molested little girls, Xi Luoning was hesitant to explain.

I received a secret chat from the myth of the universe.

[Secret Chat] [Universe Mythology] Tell you: What's going on

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: Are you unhappy because you molested your crush?

[Secret Chat] [Universe Mythology] Tell you: Are you...jealous?

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: Do you dare to be a little normal?

【Secret Chat】【Universe Mythology】Tell you: I am normal, you are the one who is abnormal 【Secret Chat】You said to 【Universe Mythology】: I am too normal to be normal

[Secret Chat] [Universal Mythology] Tell you: I can't be normal anymore... That's so abnormal, do I need to be sent to the hospital?

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: Can you not ignore the first half of the sentence?

[Secret Chat] [Universe Mythology] Tell you: If it is useless, omit it

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: I have seen many people who like to take things out of context, but I have never seen you so shameless! ! !

[Secret Chat] [Universe Mythology] Tell you: Tell me, what's going on

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: ... want to know?beg me! ^_^

Xi Luoning originally wanted to explain, but now he completely changed his mind.

He really doesn't mind being misunderstood, but Xi Luoning thinks it's worth it if he can take the opportunity to tease the myth of the universe.

As a result, Xi Luoning was not happy for 2 minutes, and this frightening little dream was shattered.

Because of Crayon Shin-chan and Merry Boy, you and I told the whole thing in a sentence.

[Secret Chat] [Universe Mythology] Say to you: I really want to beg you, but I have no chance^_^

Seeing his frightened tone, Xi Luoning felt really depressed!

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: You will not be so far away forever! ╭（╯^╰）╮【Secret Chat】【Universe Mythology】Tell you: Just be luckier than you

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: ...

Xi Luoning had nothing to say.

【Secret Chat】【Universe Mythology】Say to you: Don’t wrong yourself

Xi Luoning looked at this sentence with a complicated mood. This is... protecting him, right?

But he was quickly attracted by the team's frequent words.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Looking up to the sky and screaming three times, Lianhua has finally tasted the pain, and she is crying to me.

[Team] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: Seeking live broadcast

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: I don’t know how Lanmei knows that KL can brush out priest equipment, and she is pestering Lotus to brush equipment, and Lotus is vomiting blood silently, hahahahaha.

[Team] [Merry Man]: Reminds me of the unbearable past/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ [Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Ah!Merry, didn't you say to help the master brush equipment today, haha!

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: ...

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Lotus loves me, ask me why.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Don't promise him.

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: already rejected.

[Team] [Menghui]: KL is so fun, I want to go too^_^

The team fell silent for an instant, followed by howling ghosts and wolves.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Oh my god, sister-in-law, don't go!That's really not the place for people to go.

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Sister-in-law, I will listen to you from heaven to earth, but don't let me go anywhere... I think of the belly dance performed by the BOSS inside, and I get dizzy.

[Team] [Merry Young Master]: Think of me as dead!

【Team】【Menghui】: Just kidding^_^

Not only did they not want to go there, but Xi Luoning didn't like it either.

It's not that the KL copy is so powerful that it's abnormal, and it's not that the rewards are not rich enough, but very rich.

People don't want to go to KL, mainly because of the soundtrack and pictures.

The soundtrack inside is newspaper songs, and the cheerful tunes are acceptable.

The problem is that the monsters inside are all ugly green-skinned monsters with big bellies, and then they keep jumping and dancing to the tune... That scene is really horrible.

The ultimate boss of KL is a big bearded man with a big belly and a fat white belly, and even the belly button is made invisible by a ring of fat... The bearded man with such a superb figure, actually grinned and twisted Yangko with his big white teeth.

Seeing it makes people get goosebumps all over the ground, it really challenges the limitless human aesthetics.

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: ...

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: ...

[Team] [Merry Man]: ...

[Team] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: My sister-in-law is black-bellied/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ [Team] [Universal Mythology]: Do you think I don’t exist?

[Team] [Too handsome to disfigure]: ...

[Team] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: It’s not scary that my sister-in-law has a black belly, what’s scary is that there is a ghostly and powerful god behind her! ! !

[Team] [Meng Hui]: Just know! ^_^

[Team] [Merry Young Master]: ... This is definitely an understatement!

【Team】【Dream Back】: ^_^

Hmph, who let them spoil his good deeds.

Would have been nice to see how cosmic myths are helpless.

As a result... Although they were unintentional, it did not affect his anger.