The joy of online games

As soon as Lan Mengdie was dismissed, Universe Mythology sent a secret chat.

[Secret Chat] [Universal Mythology] Say to you: Wife, I will pick you up to the Hall of Ceremony

[Secret Chat] You said to [Universal Mythology]: ...Okay

The myth of the universe rode a flying lion and led Xi Luoning into the red thread leading ceremony hall, and was inevitably laughed at by everyone.

Xi Luoning was depressed.

What is depressing in the back is the myth of the universe.

At the request of everyone, he stripped naked and was beaten... The number of times he died today is probably the sum of the times he died in the game.

It was so cool to kill, so handsome that he wanted to disfigure his face, obviously over excited.

[Nearby] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: It would be great if the god would get married a few more times!

[Nearby] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Clown, you are too bad, the master and his sister-in-law haven't entered the bridal chamber yet... You cursed them for divorce, it's too bad.

[Nearby] [Zeng Canghai]: It is simply unreasonable!

[Nearby] [Casual and Unrestrained]: Clown, don't blame the leader for not helping you, you know that Universe is the boss of the gang.

[Nearby] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: Hey, hey, I'm just feeling casually.

[Nearby] [Pure White Lotus]: Feelings are fine, but not at a wedding.

[Nearby] [Finger Twist]: The best way to break the curse is to kill the person who cast it.

[Nearby] [Smiling without saying a word]: Clown, for the happiness of the great master and sister-in-law, you should selflessly contribute your tattered body!

[Nearby] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Contribute your tattered body!

The second-hand smoke directly lifted the invisible state, and slashed at the handsome man who wanted to disfigure his face.

[Nearby] [Second-hand smoke]: Great God, you owe me a favor.

[Nearby] [Laughing without speaking]: Shameless but cigarette butts!

[Nearby] [Qin Yusheng]: What nonsense, let's do it.

[Nearby] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Hey hey...

He was so handsome that he wanted to disfigure his face, but before he could complain, he was hacked to death by everyone.

Most people probably have his thoughts in their hearts, but they will always be condemned if they say it first. It is the usual practice of gang members to trample on other people's wounds to show their kindness.

Xi Luoning mourned in his heart for being so handsome that he wanted to disfigure his face, so he added a few arrows by the way.

Except for cosmic myths, the one who died the most that day was too handsome to be disfigured.

Poor him, the next day he was called by the myth of the universe to Jinghu to give him a hard education.

Xi Luoning practiced the trumpet to play husband and wife missions and to collect materials.

It's a pity that they are all busy recently, so they can only squeeze out time to play casually and quench their thirst first.

As for brushing materials, brushing copies, etc., they are all floating clouds.

Xu Zhixiang strives for perfection, and the first song finally achieved the perfection he required.

Xu Zhixiang was tense, probably couldn't hold it anymore, and finally let go to the bar to drink and relax.

Xi Luoning didn't drink, and went to play with him until the early morning before returning home.

I only played the game when I couldn't sleep. I didn't expect that the gang members were still there, and they seemed to be waiting for him.

[Gang] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Sister-in-law...

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: T^T Sister-in-law, you are finally here.

[Gang] [Merry Man]; Waiting so hard for you!

[Gang] [Out of Control Coffee]: When did you all become night owls?

[Gang] [Laughing without speaking]: Sister-in-law, you are the one who came too late.

[Guild] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Sister-in-law, the system has been upgraded today, you can click to check it out (URL)

Xi Luoning was puzzled and clicked into the webpage.

There is a video in the official game forum post about this update.

Xi Luoning glanced at it and was shocked.

The one in the video is Snowfield, the dungeon under development.

Screenshots of him and Universe Shinhwa going into the snow for the first time, the second... including the screenshots of marriage proposal and kissing, and made a video with background music, but their names were erased.

But those who are familiar with it can tell who it is just by looking at it, who made the equipment of Universe Mythology all the best in the server, so easy to identify.

The dungeon is called Xueyan Cave, a specially developed dating site for couples. They actually became the protagonists of the promotional video of the dating site dungeon. No wonder they were so surprised that they formed a group and stayed up all night waiting for them.

Xi Luoning was also surprised.

A full picture of Xueyan Cave was posted below, which was much more beautiful than the one they saw last time.

It's just that tickets are required to enter the copy, which is one of the strategies used by game merchants to trick players into sending money.

Xi Luoning looked at the comments below, and they all said it was very beautiful, and he wanted to take his wife inside to have a look. Judging from the comments, this strategy was successful.

Xi Luoning turned off the forum and returned to the game.

To see if the myth of the universe is online, his name is gray, and Xi Luoning is slightly disappointed.

Only then did Xi Luoning go to watch the noisy gangbang.

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: Sister-in-law, are you back?

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Sister-in-law

[Gang] [Pure White Lotus]: Stop howling, sister-in-law will come back.

[Gang] [Merry Young Man]: I said where did they go online if they didn't upgrade, it turned out to be a date.

[Gang] [Laughs without saying a word]: They actually went on a date behind our backs.

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: The sister-in-law inside is very beautiful.

[Gang] [Second-hand smoke]: The master is so willing to spend money, it is full of fashions bought with money, the game merchants hired two conscientious professional models without paying any money, and promoted the new dungeon with promotional fashions.

[Gang] [Laughing without speaking]: The so-called profiteers.

[Gang] [Too handsome to disfigure]: The master is really kind to his sister-in-law. There are a few fashions that can't be bought with money.

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: The so-called love!

……

[Gang] [Out of Control Coffee]: How idle are you guys!

[Gang] [Laughing without speaking]: Sister-in-law must be laughing now.

[Gang] [Coffee out of control]: You want to die, don't you? ^_^

[Gang] [Second-hand smoke]: Sister-in-law, you are violent.

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Miss my sister-in-law who was once gentle T^T [Gang] [Pure White Lotus]: I didn’t realize that my sister-in-law was gentle.

[Gang] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: Lianhua is an M. She used to make her sister-in-law angry all the time, and was dragged to Jinghu to be ravaged.

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: I advise you not to say this in front of the Great God, I always feel that he will be angry.

[Gang] [Laughing without speaking]: -_-!I always feel that the tattered body of the clown has become cheaper recently.

[Gang] [Second-hand smoke]: Because there is no domineering protection.

[Gang] [Coffee Out of Control]: Ahem

You should have seen that the relationship between the Merry Man and the handsome guy who wants to be disfigured is not good. Recently, they tacitly didn't make fun of them. Why did it start again today?

It’s true that if you don’t play games for a day, you can’t keep up with their thinking.

Traveling at the speed of a rocket.

[Gang] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Protect your sister!

[Gang] [Laughing without speaking]: The clown has been very irritable recently.

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Smile, you know, hey!

[Gang] [Too handsome to be disfigured]: New girl, be careful, I will find you to PK in real life!

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: -_-|||Real person PK can't afford to hurt!

[Gang] [Pure White Lotus]: Clown, are you going to take a ride to City S tomorrow?

[Gang] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Well.

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.

[Gang] [Pure White Lotus]: Don't the gang leader and the master know God Di?

[Gang] [Laugh without speaking]: Don't have strange thoughts.

[Gang] [Merry Man]: I agree.

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: Xiaoxiao, Fengliu handed over the gang leader's phone number, bared his teeth!

[Gang] [Pure White Lotus]: Yes, share the number.

[Guild] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Twisting my waist ~ pestering the gang leader to take me to see Di Dashen, and then go to ask for fruit photos! ! !

[Gang] [Too handsome to disfigure]: Go out and don't say I know you.

[Gang] [Merry Man]: Uh...that

[Gang] [Coffee Out of Control]: Speak up if you have something to say, don't hesitate!

[Gang] [Merry Young Master]: Legend has it that Di Dashen has a bad temper, so it's better to advise you not to mess with him. It's better to watch idols from a distance.

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: Is there such a thing?why i don't know

Xi Luoning narrowed his eyes, his mind spinning quickly.

The Merry Man is in S City, and Crayon Shin-chan is also in S City. The Merry Man has become a fan of Di Yun's books. Why does he know that Di Yun has a bad temper?

Why don't Crayon Shin-chan's die-hard book fans know about it? He and Di Yun can meet each other online, so it doesn't seem surprising that the Merry Man knows Di Yun... right?

Xi Luoning just wanted to sigh, the world is really small.

[Gang] [Merry Man]: -_-|||Actually, I know a lot of people from Yiming Publishing House.

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: I was deeply shocked!Yiming Publishing House is Di Dashen's nest.

[Gang] [Pure White Lotus]: Be lenient when confessing and be strict when resisting! ! ! !

[Gang] [Merry Man]: Many people in Yi Ming like to drink coffee in my coffee shop, and I often hear them talk about Di Dashen. It is said that he has a very weird temper. As long as he goes to the company, people in the company have to be careful to make noise when walking It made Di Dashen angry.

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: I like going to your coffee shop to drink coffee +_+ [Gang] [Pure White Lotus]: Be careful when walking +_+

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: As expected of God Di, he has great influence (^o^)/~[Gang] [Laughing without speaking]: +_+ The world is really small

Xi Luoning also wanted to say that the world is really small.

[Gang] [Coffee Out of Control]: So Xinmeier, you and the clown want to see Di Dashen go to the Merry Coffee Shop, catch people from their company, and let them find a way to mix you in.

It sounds easy, but in fact it should be difficult.

Leaving Yi Ming's security system aside, Di Yun should be accompanied by bodyguards. Those bodyguards are not bad at all, and it is really difficult to get close to Di Yun.

Xi Luoning said this, just to find a suitable reason for Crayon Shin-chan to bring him so handsome that he wanted to disfigure his face and go to the Merry Boy's shop.

Some time ago, he was so handsome that he wanted to disfigure his face, and he was carried by the Merry Man, but now as long as the Merry Man opens his mouth, he will remain silent.

Crayon Shin-chan understood Xi Luoning's meaning and took it immediately.

[Gang] [I like Crayon Shin-chan]: It's agreed, when the time comes, the clown and I will go to the Merry shop for a while, and Merry will hand over his phone number.

[Gang] [Merry Young Man]: I've given you a secret chat, and I'll treat you to coffee then.

[Gang] [Laughing without saying a word]: In the end, did the gang leader and the master play soy sauce?

[Gang] [Merry Young Master]: It's not difficult to meet Di Dashen, but it's very difficult to get a photo of him. He has two strong bodyguards to protect him.

[Gang] [Qin Yusheng]: There are too many revelations tonight, I'm dizzy!

[Gang] [Laughing without speaking]: Di Yun really has a bad temper, it's okay to meet him from a distance, so don't mess with him.

[Gang] [Coffee out of control]: -_-|||Could it be that you know him in reality?

Xi Luoning was really sweating.

He was always wondering why there was a leisurely and unrestrained smile if he was not a member of the gang's management staff—it was Xiao Yue's phone call.As the big boss, how could Xiao Yue call anyone at will?

Speaking of which, he still doesn't know Xiao Yue's phone number, and he hasn't contacted her for several years.

[Gang] [Laugh without saying a word]: Let's count it as acquaintance!

Smiling without saying a word, he answered vaguely, and then no matter what others asked, he stopped talking.

Based on his attitude, Xi Luoning is sure that he knows You Ran's real identity.

Maybe it was someone he knew.

Xi Luoning is embarrassing, it's really embarrassing to always meet acquaintances while playing a game.