The joy of online games

Ever since it was rumored that "Detective" was going to be adapted into a TV series, it has become the headlines in the entertainment industry.

The topic of the premiere of "Detective" was even hotter. On the day of the broadcast, many people sat in front of the TV eagerly waiting to watch "Detective". Long-distance friendship.

They meet at a romantic coffee shop.

"Detective" premieres at [-]:[-] p.m.

Crayon Shin-chan and others arrived at the store early, found the best seat to sit, drank coffee, ate snacks and waited for the TV to start, chatting aimlessly, just like on the Internet.

Lian Hua'er sat next to Crayon Shin-chan, watching Crayon Shin-chan for hours without stopping her mouth, no matter whether she was eating or talking, she finally couldn't help saying to him, "Xinmeier, aren't you afraid that you will become a bucket someday?"

Crayon Shin-chan blinked, but didn't react for a moment.By the time he reacted, everyone had already burst into laughter.

"Lian Hua'er! You are courting death!" Crayon Shin-chan glared at him.

Lian Hua'er shrugged and didn't care, there were many people in the gang, but after all the calculations, he couldn't provoke anyone except Xin Mei'er for him to bully.He was obviously a junior high school student, at the age when he should be loved, but he entered the wrong school, and when he got here, he lived in fear every day.

When Lian Hua'er talked about this, she sighed for a while.It's a pity that he turned around and started chatting excitedly with everyone, as if he was never the one who sighed and complained.

Rao Zhirou came to the conclusion very calmly, "Lian Hua'er belongs to the rebellious stage and needs training."

Lian Hua'er gave Zhuo Zhirou a hard look, but out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of Lu Nanming who was sitting next to him with an expressionless face. He didn't dare to be too presumptuous. As a young, small, and capable person, hey!What a tragedy.

Lianhua'er felt sad again when he thought about it, he looked at Crayon Shin-chan and sighed: "Xinmeier, fortunately I have you that I can bully!"

Crayon Shin-chan paused, took a quick sip of water, flushed the pastry down his mouth, and without saying a word, he slapped him hard.

When Shen Xiao walked into the store, a 'mysterious' object threw himself into his arms and cried, "Xiaoxiao, you have to be the master for me!"

Crayon Shin-chan came after him, with arms crossed, and hummed imposingly, "I'm in charge of you! Smile, he can't protect himself. Hmph, you and the gang leader did something like that, and you really dare to come!" At most, the sentence was Said to Shen Xiao who just arrived.

As Crayon Shin-chan said, she rolled up her sleeves angrily, "Today I must do justice for the heavens and destroy you monsters."

Zhou Lifeng and others clapped their hands and clapped their hands in the back, and said loudly, "Xinmeier, you are doing well. As the only representative of the party, you must hold on!"

Crayon Shin-chan turned around angrily, glared angrily at everyone who was sitting in their original positions and was about to watch the play seriously, and said sadly, "Aren't you angry? Are you really not angry at being peeped at and photographed?"

Di Yun didn't directly trouble Xiao Yue and Shen Xiao, but just shared the video they recorded for everyone to watch.

Since then, Peeping Tom has become the code name of the two, and they are often abused by everyone in the game. Everyone still shouts for real PK, but only Crayon Shin-chan really wants real PK.

Cang Hai once comforted him and said, "Xinmeier, don't worry. We are old, so we appointed you as a representative. If you lose..." He paused, seeing the light of hope in Crayon Shin-chan's eyes, and walked away The next said: "We will go together to burn paper for you."

Crayon Shin-chan: "..."

Lianhuaer sighed: "Xinmeier, why are you so narrow-minded like a woman, even a child like me, you are too narrow-minded."

Seeing Lianhuaer hiding behind Shen Xiao, Crayon Shin-chan gritted her teeth angrily, "Lianhuaer, you can't escape! You can't escape even if the Heavenly King Laozi comes! I must teach you an unforgettable lesson today."

Clapping his fingers softly, he said, "For example, taking away your first time or something."

Everyone: "..."

Crayon Shin-chan said angrily: "Can't you let me finish my anger?" In the middle of the anger, someone always interrupted, which is really uncomfortable.

"Pfft!" Shen Xiao laughed very unkindly.

One by one they laughed.

Zhou Lifeng laughed until tears burst into tears, "Xinmeier, you are worthy of being the number one treasure in this gang."

"Merry, you are the deputy gang leader! The so-called upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, that's why." Crayon Shin-chan put on a realistic expression.

After confirming the relationship between Zhou Lifeng and Hao Shuai, he returned to his original eloquent talk, raised his index finger and waved from side to side and said, "No, no! The one who led our gang to the peak is the leader of the gang, and it has nothing to do with me."

Shen Xiao clapped his hands and applauded, "As expected of the boss, he speaks and thinks differently."

Zhou Lifeng laughed and said: "Master screenwriter, be careful that you will be assassinated on the road in the future."

"Huh? Why?"

Zhou Lifeng stroked his chin, and said inscrutablely: "You look like a beating."

Crayon Shin-chan couldn't help laughing first, "Hehe, Merry, you are definitely making up the truth because of jealousy and Xiaoxiao."

Shen Xiao made a helpless expression, "I didn't want to expose you, but it's a pity that the public's eyes are discerning."

The detective said shyly, "Boss Zhou is also very handsome."

"Oh? Who is handsome?" Xi Luoning walked in first with slender legs, and Di Yun followed him with his hands in his pockets.

Zhou Lifeng smiled and said: "Of course the great gods are the most handsome!"

"It's like blinding people's eyes!" Crayon Shin-chan was extremely excited.

The detective said: "The live-action version is eye-catching."

Secondhand Smoke pulled the detective back with some displeasure, "I'm not attractive enough."

The detective blushed like a red apple: "Beautiful."

Zeng Canghai supported his forehead and sighed loudly, "You two are in pairs, can you keep a low profile and don't provoke lonely people here?"

Di Yun snorted, "You can pair up by yourself."

"..." Everyone was dumbfounded.

Crayon Shin-chan was the first to come back to his senses, and clapped loudly: "As expected of a master! When he speaks, he hits the nail on the head."

With a smile on his face, Shen Xiao took the coffee from Zhou Lifeng calmly, "Dear new girl, please don't forget that you are also a member of the lonely family."

Cang Hai used to scrutinize Crayon Shin-chan with his gaze on the products, and nodded while watching, "Not bad, Xinmeier, how about..."

"Wow!" Crayon Shinchan yelled, "Brother Canghai's eyes are so scary, like the wolf dog next door."

Xi Luoning looked at Zeng Canghai, and said seriously: "It's better for you to just call him a pervert."

"Hey, hey." Zeng Canghai had no choice but to say, "I just want to say, new girl, if you marry Xiaoxiao, forget it."

Shen Xiao took a sip of coffee and almost spit it out, "Hey! Brother Canghai, are you being too unkind, throwing all defective products to me."

Lian Hua'er laughed exaggeratedly, "Haha, defective product."

Crayon Shin-chan's baby face was flushed with anger.

Rubbing his chin softly with his fingers, his eyes were shining brightly, "It is indeed a defective product, and the height belongs to the second-class disabled."

Crayon Shin-chan glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, pursed her lips and said, "You have no right to criticize me."

Ruo Zhirou hugged Lu Nanming's neck, kissed him on the face with a 'baji', and said with a smile: "It's okay, anyway, someone has already taken care of him."

Crayon Shin-chan was speechless for a long time, and finally shrugged and returned to her seat.

Zhou Lifeng looked at the ceiling, "Ex-wife, don't you see that you are quite bold!"

"It can't be compared with some people who are as timid as a mouse and only know how to escape." Zhuo Zhirou said indifferently.

Zhou Lifeng shut up.

Time passes quietly in your small talk.

The opening song of "Detective" finally started playing on the TV.

The detective looked intoxicated, "Master, did you sing it?" Although there was more than one master here, everyone knew who he was calling.

"Singing with Luo Ning."

Second-Hand Yan said: "The two fit together?"

"Cigarette butts! You are too..." Zhou Lifeng shouted very angrily: "It hit the nail on the head, and it really expressed everyone's heartfelt feelings."

Zeng Canghai rolled his eyes, "Boss Zhou, deputy leader, you are too good at acting." He thought that Zhou Lifeng was going to scold second-hand smokers, but he changed the subject and turned the other side.

Xi Luoning smiled and said, "That's right, do you want to get you a little character to play with?" Although Xi Luoning was smiling, very elegantly and handsomely, the wickedness in his eyes completely betrayed him.

"Please allow me to seriously reject you, thank you for your kindness, but I don't like it!" Zhou Lifeng refused seriously.

……

"Pfft!" I don't know who laughed first.

The laughter in the coffee shop was so continuous that it almost toppled the roof.

Xiao Yue's voice emerged from the laughter, "Fortunately, I made it in time."

Just listening to Xiao Yue's voice is indeed pleasant to the ear, but as a scheme against them, peeping at them, and even secretly recording their videos... all these add up, no matter how pleasant the voice is, they will not like it.

There was a sudden burst of laughter.

So many pairs of eyes fell directly on Xiao Yue, Xiao Yue didn't seem to feel it at all, looked at the TV set in front of her, and said to herself: "The acting is really good."

"Eh?" Crayon Shin-chan turned her head to look, and said loudly, "It really is a master."

[Qin Yusheng came across a small case in the western restaurant, and was explaining his reasoning to the police handling the case. Xie Qingwen walked by Qin Yusheng wearing a pair of sunglasses, and glanced at Qin Yusheng inadvertently under the sunglasses.

Qin Yusheng felt his gaze, and raised his head to meet Xie Qingwen's eyes.

Although it was just a one-second contact, the powerful aura it exudes is enough to attract people. 】Zuo Zhirou was surprised and said: "Is this really a detective film? Isn't it selling corruption?" The aura of Encounter is too similar to the scene in a romance drama where the male lead and the female lead fall in love at first sight.

Zhou Lifeng cleared his throat and said, "It's rotten even if it's not rotten."

Lianhua'er grinned and said, "Of course, don't look at who is the protagonist."

Xi Luoning reminded coldly, "The protagonist is sitting here now."

Zeng Canghai said: "Compared to the scenes made up in the brain on TV, how can there be a live version that is more exciting?"

Crayon Shin-chan carefully suggested: "How about a live version of a fierce kiss, or a better encounter?" His eyes were shining with anticipation. He was just a fake in the past, and the gang didn't hate him. So I like to joke with them, chat casually, and make up my mind.

Ever since he found out that the master of his gang and his sister-in-law were his idols and a same-sex couple, he was completely corrupted, and even secretly drew a few short fan comics.

Di Yun raised the corners of his mouth and chuckled, "An even better encounter?"

Crayon Shin-chan shrank her neck, and fell silent with a bitter face, and the others followed suit.

Di Yun didn't have superhuman powers, and he didn't have the legendary arrogance.They are afraid of Di Yun, mainly because there are some fights or tricks in Di Yun's novels, which can make readers' blood boil, and even watch Di Yun involuntarily substitute into them. Di Yun looks very much like a generation of masters in terms of height and body shape.Coupled with the way of getting along in the game, knowing Di Yun's temper from the side, they naturally dare not refute him, and respect him very much.

The detective asked in a low voice: "Master, is the prototype of this novel you and Mr. Xi?"

Di Yun looked at the detective and said directly, "No."

Xi Luoning snorted softly, it's not strange.

The others didn't speak, but from the mistrust in their eyes, it could be seen that they had something in their hearts.

While everyone was surprised and discussing, Xiao Yue quickly found a seat and sat down.

Just as Xiao Yue sat down, the person next to her approached without a trace, and said in a low voice, "Why are you sitting here?" There was a hint of sadness in his tone.

Xiao Yue looked up in surprise, and saw Shen Xiao's fair neck.I roughly guessed that Shen Xiao was run off just now, and he grasped the timing just right, and he was never run on at all. As an accomplice, as a scapegoat among the accomplices, Shen Xiao was of course resentful, so he froze for a moment before He smiled and said, "It wasn't intentional."

The two were judged as accomplices. Sitting together at this time is naturally eye-catching, but it seems too deliberate to sit down and change positions. It is better to make mistakes.

"Hmph!" Shen Xiao snorted coldly.

Xiao Yue rubbed her nose, pretending she didn't hear it, she turned to look at Di Yun, in the final analysis, all this was caused by Di Yun.

Di Yun glanced at him coldly from the corner of his eyes, probably still worried about Xiao Yue watching him and Xi Luoning live.

Xiao Yue sighed and looked away, people nowadays are really getting more and more annoying!

Xi Luoning said suddenly: "You two are really inseparable."

Following Xi Luoning's gaze, everyone naturally saw Xiao Yue and Shen Xiao sitting together.

"Hmph! You're in a mess." Crayon Shin-chan said unhappily, he would always remember the last time he made a fool of himself on the Internet and was recorded, it was really disgusting.

Pointing around judo: "adulter and adulterer."

"yeah?"

Zhou Lifeng was about to bring coffee to Xiao Yue, when he heard the words and looked over, "Don't say it, the boss and Xiaoxiao are a good match."

Xiao Yue's face turned green.

Shen Xiao opened his mouth in surprise, and turned his head to look at Xiao Yue.

Whistle softly with joy.

Second-Hand Yan said: "Xiaoxiao has always had a good relationship with the gang leader. Except for Dashen, he was the first person in the gang to get the gang leader's number." Earlier, he and Di Yun were a regular team, and they didn't know Xiao Yue's number. It has always been an appointment time to go offline, and then come up according to the agreed time.

The online time of several of them is almost the same.

Zhou Lifeng said: "Indeed, I only got the number from Xiaoxiao later."

Everyone showed suddenly enlightened and ambiguous expressions.

"When the protagonist of the topic you are talking about is present, can you take into account the mood of the protagonist?" Shen Xiao looked helpless, "It doesn't matter if you like brain matching, but can you find someone who is a little more pleasing to the eye?"

Xiao Yue's face turned greener. He was a straight man who was worthy of not being straight anymore. He was brought in to make up his mind, but Shen Xiao had already started to dislike him. Naturally, it was a big difference, but compared to ordinary people, it was naturally more than one or two points higher.

Shen Xiao shrugged but said nothing.

"Ah, I just showed my heart, and the boss was disgusted by Xiaoxiao, the screenwriter! The scene of falling in love and killing each other is the most fun." Lian Hua'er jumped up excitedly, he is a senior rotten man.

Di Yun kindly suggested, "You'll get used to it after watching it for a long time."

God supports it!Everyone cheered and discussed more intensely.

Xiao Yue accused Di Yun with her eyes, didn't she just see you kissing each other!Is it necessary to betray my brother like this?

"What did I see?" Crayon Shin-chan patted the table and stood up excitedly, "The boss looked at the Great God with affection just now, could it be that you have a crush on the Great God. This is really... quite a dramatic change."

Xi Luoning was displeased, "What drama, are you out of your mind?"

Cang Hai once gave Crayon Shin-chan a direct answer, "What does a stinky child know, the relationship between a god and a sister-in-law, a third party, a crush, one dies, one dies, one dies, do you understand?"

Crayon Shin-chan nodded his head, not even bothering about the past filming in Canghai.

The sister-in-law is angry, which means that the great god will be angry.

Being angry means that he will be hunted down, and there will be no more autographs of the Great God in the future.

He absolutely does not want to!

Xiao Yue was speechless, "You guys really..." Should he find a wife?However, Xiao Yue looked at the people around him, if he finds a woman to bring in, it is estimated that this happy scene will no longer exist.

Ruo Zhirou kindly reminded, "Sir, you don't have to be shy and sad, Xiaoxiao will be yours in the end."

Xiao Yue rubbed her painful forehead and said, "The problem is that I never thought about it."

Shen smiled and said, "It's just right, our ideas collided with each other."

"Haha." Xiao Yue laughed.

Hao Shuai suddenly said, "There is a tacit understanding between husband and wife."

The two stopped laughing at the same time, and their faces were slightly stiff.

Zhou Lifeng smiled and said, "It's true."

Crayon Shin-chan said: "They really have an affair."

Lianhuaer said: "Of course, it's just that you are handsome, you have become very good now!"

Crayon Shin-chan said: "You don't understand, he has fallen into the devil's way, how can he be alone?"

"Demon way?" Lu Nanming asked with raised eyebrows.

Crayon Shin-chan laughed dryly, "Uh...slip of the tongue." If he admitted it and didn't run out of the coffee shop, he would be instantly killed by the couple.

Xi Luoning said: "Next time you speak, you must think clearly."

Di Yun answered directly: "Be careful of getting into trouble."

"...Okay." Crayon Shin-chan's face was full of bullshit, can you couple not be so tacit?

"Detective" premieres, two episodes per night.

They talked to each other, and two hours passed quickly.

In the end, we made an appointment to watch TV, but we didn't watch much TV at all, and just chatted indiscriminately.

"Hey, what a pity, I have to go back and take another look seriously." Crayon Shin-chan sighed.

The detective said in a low voice: "The master not only writes good novels, but also acts so well on TV." As a loyal fan of Di Yun, there is another reason to be a fan of him.

Xi Luoning snorted softly: That's a true performance, bad temper, rotten person!

Lian Hua'er shouted exaggeratedly, "Sister-in-law just turned her nose up proudly!"

Everyone: "..."

Xi Luoning gritted her teeth and said, "Lianhuaer!"

Lian Hua'er's back stiffened, and she exaggeratedly shouted: "God, help me, my sister-in-law is going to kill someone!"

"Call me sister-in-law again, I really want to kill someone." Xi Luoning said angrily.

Di Yun snorted softly, it was obvious that he didn't call her sister-in-law, and was waiting to be silenced by him.

Left and right are dead!Lianhua'er looked up to the sky and wept, and said in grief and indignation: "The sky is going to kill me!"

……

Crayon Shin-chan put down the cup very calmly, and said, "He smoked it, let's go!"

"Let's go!" The second-hand smoker put his hand on the detective's shoulder and left directly.

One by one, only the petrified lotus remained.

As the owner of the shop who couldn't leave, Zhou Lifeng saw everyone leaving, so he had to push the stunned Lian Hua'er, "Hua Hua'er, why are you in a daze and still not leaving? There will be no more cars."

Lian Hua'er hugged Zhou Lifeng's arm, and said pitifully, "Master Vice-Clan Leader, they are too hateful, you have to make decisions for the little ones!"

"Making it up to you?" Hao Shuai's voice sounded sinister from behind him.

Lian Hua'er paused, turned around and ran away, as if a ghost was chasing him.

Hao Shuai snorted, "For he is acquainted." He smoothed the sleeve on Zhou Lifeng's arm that was wrinkled by the lotus flower.

Zhou Lifeng accepted it calmly, and asked Hao Shuai, "Why are you still here?"

Hao Shuai took it for granted, "Of course I'm here."

"……not going back?"

"You seduced me first."

"Uh..." Can I say it was originally a joke?Ugh, definitely get killed!

Hao Shuai said, "Let's go, go back to sleep."

"..." Zhou Lifeng's face turned red.

Hao Shuai smiled and pinched Zhou Lifeng's ears, then poked his face, "What are you thinking, my mind is full of lustful things."

Zhou Lifeng retorted softly, "...I didn't." He was obviously very guilty.

Hao Shuai laughed happily, bowed his head and pecked next Zhou Lifeng's face.