I wake up every day and see the leader wearing makeup

1. May I have your name?

Gao Shengfeng: Gao Shengfeng.

Lu Yajiang: Lu Yajiang.

2. What is your age?

Gao Shengfeng: When I came back from the classic of mountains and seas... oh no, I was 23 years old when I came back from the Laoshan Islands.

Lu Yajiang: 22.

3. How is your personality?

Gao Chengfeng: He is wise, martial, wise, decisive, resourceful and resourceful... and he is also handsome and handsome, who is many times better than the guy with the long tasseled gun... Bah, it is an insult to my leader to compare him with him.

Zhong Xiaosheng (weakly): Hierarch, I am asking about character, not appearance...

Lu Yajiang: I... It is said that I am relatively deserted. (Turning to Gao Shengfeng) But my heart for the leader is hot!

Gao Chengfeng nodded in satisfaction.

4. The character of the other party?

Gao Shengfeng (smugly): He is indifferent to others, but he is very obedient to my leader.

Zhong Xiaosheng: Then the time he spanked the leader's ass...

Gao Chengfeng lifted the table, and Lu Yajiang quickly pulled out the plum pattern twisting silk sword against Zhong Xiaosheng's lungs, and said coldly: Shut up!

Zhong Xiaosheng burst into tears: That, left, left protector, let's continue to answer questions.

Lu Yajiang: Well... the leader is wise, martial, wise, decisive, resourceful and resourceful. (Looks at Gao Shengfeng) And he is handsome and handsome.Just sometimes, cough, just forget about that steamed bun.

5. Where did the two meet?

Gao Shengfeng: Come out of Xiushan Mountain.

Lu Yajiang: On Xiushan Mountain.

6. What is your first impression of the other party?

Gao Shengfeng: A stinky kid who can shit in the quilt!

Lu Yajiang: ...forgot...

7. What do you like about each other?

Gao Shengfeng: Well, he is the best-looking person I have ever seen, with a lot of flesh on the buttocks, and it is comfortable to hold.

Lu Yajiang: I like everything about the leader! (Turning around and muttering in a low voice: I'm sorry, all I can think of are shortcomings, I really can't think of what makes this guy so attractive. Well, but I just like it.)

8. What do you hate about each other?

Gao Shengfeng: Will steal the steamed buns that Uncle Yin made for me! ! !

Lu Yajiang: I never forget a steamed bun.

10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Gao Shengfeng: Good.

Lu Yajiang: It's fine when he doesn't ask me what I like about him.

11. If you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

Gao Shengfeng: You are a cat when you are with me, and you are a leopard when you are with others.

Zhong Xiaosheng: The leader understands it very thoroughly.

Gao Shengfeng: Nonsense, do you think the whips Han Cheng received were fake?It is true that the leader of this sect has thousands of faces, and Zuo Dharma also has thousands of faces!Disguise and so on can help the leader understand Zuo Dharma from all angles.

Lu Yajiang: It seems that there is no animal that can toss so much...

12. What dissatisfaction do you have with the other party?

Gao Shengfeng: Steal steamed buns.

Lu Yajiang: I miss steamed buns.

13. What is your problem?

Gao Shengfeng (turning to ask Lu Yajiang): Is there something wrong with me?

Lu Yajiang insisted: No!

Lu Yajiang: Me? (Speaking weakly under Gao Shengfeng's gaze) When I was a child, I got the steamed bun from the leader... Well, I even gave half of it to others...

14. What's wrong with the other party?

Gao Shengfeng: Steal steamed buns.

Zhong Xiaosheng: Can the leader change the lines?

Lu Yajiang: No.

15. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Gao Shengfeng: Think of me as a long tassel gun.

Lu Yajiang: Obviously it's you... Forget it, I didn't say anything.For me, when the leader always thinks that I regard him as a spear, he will be unhappy.

16. How far is your relationship?

Gao Shengfeng: He still owes me 530 for seven spankings!

Lu Yajiang: The extent of being spanked by the leader every night...

17. Which party confessed first?

Gao Shengfeng: The leader of this sect uses the identity of Han Cheng.

Lu Yajiang: The leader confessed three times in total, and I must confess to the leader three times a day.

18. How much do you like each other?

Gao Shengfeng: Don't leave me.

Lu Yajiang: I want to be with the leader for the rest of my life.

19. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Gao Shengfeng: Who? !Long tasseled gun? !

Lu Yajiang: First of all, I will definitely not change my mind.Second, if he changes his mind, I'll kill that man.

20. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Gao Shengfeng: No.

Lu Yajiang: I can't accept Shengfeng hugging others, just thinking about it will drive me crazy.

Gao Chengfeng embraced Lu Yajiang and kissed him forcefully.

21. The other party's sexy expression?

Gao Chengfeng: He knelt on the ground and licked me with a pure face.

Lu Yajiang: As long as he hugs me directly and I can see his face.

22. What do you feel the happiest doing together?

Gao Shengfeng: Spank his ass, pinch his ass, pinch his ass.

Lu Yajiang: I like to sit on him, he wraps me in his arms, I feel at ease.

23. Have you ever quarreled?

Gao Chengfeng: Yes, because he stole my steamed buns and distributed them to the tasseled spears.

Lu Yajiang (starting to sing): Give me a glass of Wangqingshui~~for him to forget steamed buns for the rest of his life~~ 24. What is the reason for the quarrel?

Gao Chengfeng: Mantou, tasseled gun.

Lu Yajiang: Heh heh heh~ Hurry up and forget about steamed buns~

25. When will you feel loved?

Gao Shengfeng: When he looked at the face of the leader himself with obsessive eyes.It should have been, the leader of the sect is so handsome and beautiful, how could he fall in love with that ugly face back then?

Lu Yajiang: When he hugged and kissed me.

26. How do you express your love?

Gao Shengfeng (a little shy, stalking his neck): Spank him.

Lu Yajiang: Listen to him.

27. When do you feel "he doesn't love me anymore?"

Gao Shengfeng: No, I just wonder if he ever loved me.

Lu Yajiang (turning to Gao Shengfeng): Yes! ! ! ! (turning his face away) I don't feel it yet, because the leader spanks my ass every night.

28. Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?

Gao Shengfeng: Even the vendor who sells chrysanthemum cakes told him, there should be no more.

Lu Yajiang: No, nothing can be hidden.

29. Where does your sense of inferiority come from?

Gao Shengfeng: He likes long tasseled spears.

Lu Yajiang (grievously): When he thinks that I like long tassel spears and wants to send me to Guanri Peak, I will wonder whether he thinks I am not worthy of him.

30. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Gao Shengfeng: If he doesn't betray me, that's fine.

Lu Yajiang: Yes!