private detective

Half an hour later, Mo Xinan came out of the garbage mountain sweating profusely.

Compared with his embarrassment, Zhuo Lin sat gracefully on the sofa, with his slender legs crossed, and his right hand resting on his chin.He silently stared at the moonlight outside the window, his long eyelashes cast a beautiful shadow on his face, and the white fluorescent light hit his body, as beautiful as a sculpture.

Moxinan stared blankly for a second, and forgot all the complaints and curses he had planned just now.

"I'll leave the withdrawal to you, too." Zhuo Lin said flatly, glancing at the wallet in Moxinan's hand.

"Why do you have to ask me for such a thing!?" Moxinan was furious and jumped up from the garbage mountain.

"Hurry up, the debt collectors are still waiting outside."

"You fucking answer the question!"

"It doesn't matter, none of my bank cards have PINs."

"..."

Seeing Zhuo Lin's face as calm as still water, Mo Xinan almost collapsed.Every word and every word of Zhuo Lin was full of a sense of disobedience, which made Mo Xinan not even know where to start when he cursed.

What's more, there are seven or eight VIP gold cards stuffed in the wallet in his hand, and the issuing bank has a name that makes your heart beat faster even just looking at it.Moxinan knew that these credit cards are universal, with unlimited overdraft, and they can also be used as ID cards and passports when necessary.

And these hot-handling cards have become "bank cards without passwords" in Zhuo Lin's mouth.

Are detectives so rich these days! ?

No, it should be said that Zhuo Lin has no sense of money at all, and this possibility is relatively high.

"But... at least set a password..." Moxinan raised his forehead.

"It takes a few seconds to design an effective password, and I'm not interested in wasting my wisdom on meaningless things," Zhuo Lin explained calmly, adding, "Hurry up, the debt collectors are getting impatient."

"...Fucking lost to you!"

Feeling that Zhuo Lin would drive him crazy if he spoke for another second, Mo Xinan grabbed his hair, kicked the door and rushed out of the house.

The moment he kicked the door, he heard a loud noise coming from the living room, but he was not interested in confirming what Zhuo Lin was doing.

After another half an hour, Moxinan successfully withdrew his money.He sent away the big men who followed him, and bought some cleaning supplies from the supermarket by the way.Of course, this is not a fake public benefit, he is not such a worthless person, after thinking for a long time on the way to withdraw money, he decided to be a good person to the end and help Zhuo Lin clean up the room.

Although I don't know how this guy made his home like this, after all, Moxinan has worshiped Zhuo Lin for so many years, and his feelings are still very deep.Besides, he also did a lot of excessive things to Zhuo Lin in his dream, and if he helped him clean the room, he would also be able to alleviate his sense of guilt.

but……

Looking at the gloomy house, Moxinan couldn't help grinning.He didn't expect that he could see the real Zhuo Lin in this life, what a shit luck... If Zhuo Lin can let him kiss, no no, even if he touches his hand, Mo Xinan's life will not be in vain alive.

If he is lucky, he can take the opportunity of touching his hand to pull Zhuo Lin into his arms, and then...hehehehe...

Unknowingly falling into obscene fantasies, Moxinan's smile gradually turned into a lewd smile.

But the happy lewd smile didn't last long, the moment he kicked open the door of Zhuo Lin's house, Mo Xinan's smile froze on his face.

Because what caught his eyes was Zhuo Lin's head.

It seems that the bookshelf was accidentally knocked down, and Zhuo Lin's whole body was buried in the pile of books, leaving only one head outside.The original garbage mountain has grown in size, and the scene is as comical as it can be.

Moxinan was dumbfounded. Only then did he realize what was going on with the loud noise he heard when he left the house.

Seeing Moxinan's return, Zhuo Lin who was buried by the mountain of books calmly nodded at him: "You are back, get me out quickly."

Moxinan lost his strength for a while: "You...you are not a fucking baby! Won't you crawl out by yourself!?"

"Because I know you will definitely come back, so I don't want to waste my energy on meaningless things," Zhuo Lin explained calmly, and added, "Also, since we met, you have said 'fuck' three times, I hope You can work on your rude way of speaking."

"It's you who needs to improve the way you speak!" Mo Xinan was so angry that he almost threw the table. Is there really such a cheeky person in the world?

No... No, obviously, Zhuo Lin didn't realize that there was something wrong with him at all.

Feeling that if he gets angry again, he is playing the piano against the cow, so Moxinan can only hold back his anger and pull Zhuo Lin out of the trash.

"If you don't mind, let me clean your room for you." He said in a muffled voice.

"Whatever you want." Zhuo Lin shrugged as he escaped from the garbage dump, and was about to sit on the sofa again.

"Don't sit down!" Moxinan yelled, "Follow me! I'm going to teach you today how to treat your own home!"

The sound of shouting seemed to scare Zhuo Lin, he turned his head and looked at Mo Xinan for a while, although he didn't nod, he didn't continue to walk towards the sofa either.

In the following scene, Moxinan was furiously cleaning the room, while Zhuo Lin followed behind him without saying a word, his hands still in his coat pockets.

Moxinan has been the head of the health department since he was in junior high school. After graduating from university, he lived alone and was very good at housekeeping.Because he is too professional in this area, seeing Zhuo Lin's dirty house is going to drive him crazy──

In the kitchen full of oily fumes, flour and washing powder are piled up together.

He opened the electric cooker, and there were two scarves stuffed inside.

On the balcony, the fish tank is not filled with water but sulfuric acid.

When he opened the closet in Zhuo Lin's bedroom and saw socks and unopened instant noodles crowded together, Mo Xinan finally couldn't help but roar.

"Can't you learn a little common sense while you're not fucking working!?"

"Is it fun to die in the trash?"

"Life with a level nine disability is not fashionable at all!"

Zhuo Lin kept silent at first, until Moxinan cursed and kicked over the only chair in the bedroom, then he quietly opened his mouth.

"you……"

"What's wrong with me!? Do you have an opinion?"

Unexpectedly, Zhuo Lin dared to speak, Moxinan turned his head violently.

Then, the lips were pressed against something soft.

Moxinan was stunned for two seconds.

boom

The volcano in his head erupted, and his eyes were blank.

After several seconds, Zhuo Lin left his lips, and there was a hint of pleasure between his slightly frowned brows.

"You're noisy," he said, frowning.

"..." Moxinan opened his mouth slightly, his lips trembling violently.

Thinking that he still wanted to talk, Zhuo Lin kissed him again.

The moment before his lips touched, Mo Xinan finally regained his senses. He pushed Zhuo Lin away, covered his mouth tremblingly and took several steps back.

"You, you... what are you doing!" He was so shocked that his face lost all color.

"It's nothing, I just don't let you talk." Zhuo Lin replied calmly.

"Who the hell can...can...kiss when people don't talk!"

"It just happened to use my mouth."

"Could it be that if you use your hands a little bit, you will die!"

"Even if you say that, it's too late," Zhuo Lin said with a sigh, "However, I seem to understand why 'he' wanted to kill 'her'."

"What?" Mo Xinan was confused.

"Do you hate me?" Zhuo Lin asked back.

"Huh..." Moxinan's brain suddenly froze again, "No... I can't say I hate it..."

"Then, do you like me?"

"this……"

"Oh, it seems to like it, it seems to hate it; it seems to love, but it is mixed with hate. Human emotions are so interesting!" Looking at Moxinan's confused expression, Zhuo Lin seemed to be suddenly excited, and started to move forward with his long legs. Go around the room quickly.

"Interesting, interesting," he murmured to himself in a low voice, "two people who live together have different personalities, and there is friction. When they love, it is the spark of love, and when they hate, it is the fuse that is ignited... I see, That's why it's so vicious. It's funny..."

"...Why can't I understand what you're talking about..." Mo Xinan's hair was black.

"Don't understand? Don't you feel it!" Zhuo Lin suddenly turned his head and raised his voice, "My room annoys you, and your nagging also annoys me. If there is a catalyst of "love" between us, Maybe one day either I will kill you or you will kill me! Just like him and her!"

"I don't understand at all..." Moxinan was so confused that he almost despaired, "Are you...are you talking about the case just now?"

"obviously."

"Then can I understand it this way? The deceased was a couple. The man killed the woman. Do you think they had conflicts in their lives, from love to hatred, which led to today's tragedy?" Mo Xinan Mobilizing all the cells of the brain to think, after supplementing Zhuo Lin's incoherent content, he asked in confusion, "But what does this have to do with the two of us?"

"Obviously! If you were that woman, I'd kill you for nagging!"

"I'm not a woman!"

"Well then, I'm a woman. Then, you'll kill me for making a mess at home!" Zhuo Lin made assumptions emotionally and continued to circle the room, "It's so interesting... Is it the trivial things in life that turned their relationship sour, and finally became murderous? Well, well... I need more experience!"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly pointed to Moxinan: "That's it! From now on, I will be a slovenly woman, and you will be a tidy and nervous man. I need you to accompany me to experience, from love to hate to burst into murder heart process!"

One of Moxinan's heads had grown into several sizes.

He has lived for more than [-] years, and the strange people and strange things he has encountered are not as many as Zhuo Lin's one finger!Zhuo Lin's words were full of complaints, so he didn't know where to start his analysis.

"That... Zhuo Lin, you, listen to me slowly." Feeling that Zhuo Lin had fallen into a state of madness, Moxinan carefully pressed his hands down, "You are not a woman; I am not neurotic. We are today It is impossible for strangers who have just met to have murderous intentions, and I will not always help you clean the room. What you need now is not me, but a cleaner."

"Cleaner? There used to be. Mr. Yang resigned last week, and he also serves as assistant and secretary." For some reason, Zhuo Lin only listened to Mo Xinan's last words.

"You...wouldn't you have asked him to do similar things too?" Moxinan couldn't laugh or cry, and the scene of Zhuo Lin pulling the cleaner and forcing him to play a couple with him immediately appeared in his mind.

"No," Zhuo Lin shook his head, "I just asked him to act as a hacker, because recently a government official committed suicide after his computer data was leaked."

"...That's all?" Although it was strange to pretend to be a hacker, Mo Xinan didn't believe that such a trivial matter would make people think of resigning.

"Oh, I also keep diseased pork livers in the freezer, it's a rare thing."

"……anything else?"

"I also hide the dummy head for haircuts in the closet, trying to experience what it's like to be in the same room with the body parts."

"Just hiding a dummy head?"

"No, there's a bunch of prosthetics hidden too. To make the prosthetics look more realistic, I even put red paint on them."

"..."

After three seconds of silence, Moxinan kicked the trash can off the ground.

"You fucking...you are actually a pervert! Huh? Isn't it!?" Unsteady, he rushed forward and grabbed Zhuo Lin's coat collar and shook it desperately.

Crashed, he totally broke!What a lone ranger walking in the dark, what a bright light in the criminal world!Those fans on the Internet have been deceived, the 3D version of Zhuo Lin is not a famous detective at all!

He...he...he is clearly a psycho!

However, Zhuo Lin, who was dragged and scolded by Moxinan, did not look angry at all.

Instead, his thin lips curled into a charming arc.

"That's great..." he said softly, his warm breath caressing Moxinan's cheeks.

There was a layer of tremor deep in his body, Moxinan trembled, and his hands loosened unconsciously.

"What... how nice...?" Looking at Zhuo Lin from such a close distance, he suddenly felt his cheeks burn.

"It's good, it's good..." Zhuo Lin stared at him deeply, "...I can feel that your dislike for me is getting deeper and deeper, and your hatred for me is getting more and more. But it's not enough, this is not enough. Not enough, we need love!"

As he spoke, he suddenly grabbed Moxinan and turned around, pushing him down on the bed.

Immediately afterwards, he bullied himself up.

The moment he was suppressed, Mo Xinan turned pale with shock, thinking that Zhuo Lin was going to kiss him forcefully again.But Zhuo Lin didn't, but grabbed his hand and stuffed it into his clothes.

"Quick, touch me!"

"...Why should I touch you...?" Mo Xinan was about to cry.

"Because we are a couple," Zhuo Lin said seriously, "I am a woman, and you are my boyfriend who lives with me. We have an emotional foundation, but we often have frictions and quarrels over trivial matters in life."

"Don't make settings for others, bastard!" Moxinan almost kicked him over in anger, "You are not a woman, I am not your boyfriend, and we are not a cohabiting couple!"

"It doesn't matter if we're not a couple now, just finish it."

"doing what?"

"Love."

"...Please let me go home..."

Moxinan was about to cry. He had never had such a strong urge to run away from a person in his twenty years of life.That handsome and legendary detective on the Internet is actually a fucking hallucination!

Fortunately, Zhuo Lin was not crazy enough to force Mo Xinan to fuck him.His deep eyes stared at Moxinan's face that was about to cry, and after a few seconds, he finally got up reluctantly.

"Don't agree?"

"...Normal people would agree!..." Mo Xinan hurriedly got up and adjusted his tie and shirt by the way.

"Then I'll go find someone else. By the way, thank you for cleaning the room for me." Zhuo Lin was not angry, jumped out of bed and opened the door, and at the same time bent down and made a gesture of seeing off Moxinan, "I'm sorry to disturb you your time."

"It's good that you know!" Moxinan glared at him angrily.

But with such a stare, his eyes seemed to be stuck by glue again, and he could no longer leave Zhuo Lin's body.

Fair complexion, thin lips, very pure black eyes... Zhuo Lin's cold but extremely attractive face made Moxinan's whole body hot.

He kissed and gnawed those thin lips in his dreams, his fair complexion would flush with shyness in his dreams, and his dark eyes would be filled with tears... Moxinan even remembered hugging When Zhuo Lin was naked, how ecstasy was the soft touch.

Just thinking about it casually, he was so excited that he was about to have a nosebleed.

He is not a masochist, nor is he interested in taking care of a giant baby with a level nine disability.He hates Zhuo Lin's weird way of speaking and tragic self-care ability, but...he can't resist the temptation of Zhuo Lin's body!

What did Zhuo Lin just say?

He wants to act as a couple with him, live with him, and sleep with him.The man who messes around in his dreams every day actually offered to be fucked by him in reality. Does he, Mo Xinan, want to refuse sternly?

He...his moral character is not so noble!

The angel and the devil were fighting fiercely in their hearts, and it took Moxinan a long time to finally make up his mind.

"Then... alright! I can promise you, but I have two conditions."

"Say."

"The first condition is that your kennel must be cleaned. If you can't do it, let me do it, but you are not allowed to have any opinions, let alone nag me!"

"No problem," Zhuo Lin nodded briskly, "This is the job of an assistant."

"Who is your assistant!" Mo Xinan was so angry that he almost kicked the chair again, "I told you not to make settings for others casually!"

Zhuo Lin looked at him silently, then suddenly took out two golden credit cards from his pocket, and threw them on Moxinan: "Then I'll hire you as an assistant, and you can spend the money in these two cards as you like."

Moxinan was dumbfounded. It was the first time someone said "flowers" to him when he grew up to such a big age!

This is not a scene where a detective is hiring an assistant at all, it is clearly a rich and powerful upstart taking a mistress—no, a scene of taking a lover! ?

"Why, isn't it enough?" Seeing Moxinan's dull expression, Zhuo Lin asked seriously.

"...What are your nerves made of..." Moxinan held his forehead and shook his head feebly, "Forget it, let's talk about the second condition. It's not enough just to keep the room tidy, if We're going to bed, better have something lighter first."

"What do you mean lighter?"

"It's lighter...cough cough..." Moxinan coughed uncomfortably. Zhuo Lin's expression was too serious, which made him feel that he was a shameless hooligan who was full of obscene thoughts.

He pretended to be serious.

"Ahem... Well, men and men are different from men and women, you understand? Although I feel nothing now, after taking off my clothes, it is inevitable that you or I will not feel sick. If you can't get hard at that time It's just a disappointment, and it may leave a psychological shadow. So... ahem, before going to bed, we'd better do something else first."

"What's up?"

"For example, let me make you feel good with my hand first..."

As Mo Xinan spoke, his cheeks couldn't help but feel hot.After all, the spring dream is different from the reality. He has no confidence that he can MAN like in the dream when he is awake, and Zhuo Lin is gasping for breath when he goes into battle with a gun.

He doesn't want to lose face in front of his idol, so it's better not to go straight to the last step.

Apparently, Zhuo Lin and Moxinan's brain circuits are completely different. He frowned and thought for a while, before saying something wrong: "Then, what am I going to do now?"

"You don't have to do anything. You can just stand at the door, with your back against the wall, yes, that's it." Asking this, he agreed, and Moxinan jumped up for joy, almost jumping out of bed with joy.

Twirling his ten fingers, he walked slowly towards Zhuo Lin, and he couldn't help showing an obscene smile on his face.

Looking at his distorted facial features, Zhuo Lin showed a little confusion, and pressed his back against the wall a little tighter.Mo Xinan was even more excited by his frightened look. He walked up to Zhuo Lin, leaned on the wall with one hand, and pinched Zhuo Lin's chin with the other.

"Hey hey hey, beauty~" He grinned lewdly.

In fact, Moxinan has no experience at all, and the few pitiful flirting methods are all learned from TV dramas and third-level movies.When he spoke, his voice and hands and feet were trembling. If the other party was an experienced person, he would definitely laugh right away and mock him.

But Zhuo Lin in front of him was obviously inexperienced. Facing Moxinan's teasing, he just frowned and moved his thin lips, but he didn't know what to say.

The light-colored lips were as tempting as candy, and Moxinan's chest was filled with impulse, and he kissed her as soon as he got hot.

The feeling of actively kissing is much better than being forced to kiss. Zhuo Lin's lips are soft and warm, and the touch is many times more wonderful than in the dream.Once Moxinan touched it, he couldn't stop anymore. He held Zhuo Lin's face and sucked greedily on his lips until there was a chirping sound. He poked in hard and entangled his tongue.

Zhuo Lin didn't refuse, but he couldn't say he cooperated either.

He was like a short-circuited robot, blindly letting Moxinan kiss lightly, deeply, and tongue... The wet tongue and lips kept entangled with Moxinan, but it was only along his path. A natural reaction to action.

He didn't let out a low moan until Moxinan let go of him panting and slid his lips behind his ear.

"Um……"

The voice was very soft and deep, with a hint of abstinence, but soft to the bone.

Half of the blood in Moxinan's body rushed to the brain and half to the lower abdomen, and it hardened almost instantly.

"You like it here...?" He panted heavily, and kept stroking the back of Zhuo Lin's ear with his lips.

"No..." Zhuo Lin narrowed his eyes and raised his head slightly, the fair skin behind his ears flushed slightly.His body was trembling like fear, he arched his back, put his hands on Moxinan's shoulders, and resisted him weakly.

Zhuo Lin is a little thin, and his legs are slender and beautiful like a model.At first, Moxinan thought he was taller than him, but now he can confirm it from such a close distance, and it turns out that he is slightly better.

This slight advantage caused a subtle difference in physique between the two. Moxinan could easily hold Zhuo Lin in his arms and prevent him from escaping.The two hands on the shoulders wanted to refuse and greet, but it added a touch of interest, which made him have the urge to call Zhuo Lin "this" and "that", like a hooligan, frequently licking his neck and ears.

The sensitive earlobe was held by his lips, and Zhuo Lin couldn't help making a soft cry.

"ah!……"

"Like here too?" Moxinan panted excitedly, kissing him while rubbing his thigh with her hardened place.The juice overflowing from the top had penetrated from the inside to the outside, leaving a pool of water stains on Zhuo Lin's trousers through several layers of fabric.

"No... no, first... let me go..." Sensing that hot and hard thing, Zhuo Lin seemed to be really scared.He struggled desperately to escape from Mo Xinan's arms, even the corners of his eyes were flushed.

But how could Mo Xinan let him go?He pressed Zhuo Lin's struggling body hard, pushed his knees between his legs, pressed him against the wall, and then pulled the hem of his shirt out of the waistband of his trousers.

"Hey hey hey, beauty ~ relax your body ~" the claws stretched into the shirt, Moxinan groped on the flat and smooth chest while chanting a sentence learned from the TV series, "hug me if you are afraid, Call me by my name~ah, that's right. I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Moxinan..."

"X... Lan?" Zhuo Lin gasped with difficulty, frowning slightly.

"It's not Xilan, it's Xinan!"

"Broccoli...broccoli?"

"It's Xinan!"

Moxinan was immediately annoyed, so angry that he almost wanted to pinch Zhuo Lin's ass.Introducing himself while making out was weird enough, why would he help Twitch correct his pronunciation?Is his name that hard to remember?

Compared to Moxinan's anger, Zhuo Lin looked completely confused about the situation.

Staring at Moxinan for a while with tear-filled eyes, he repeated: "...broccoli?"

"It's Xinan!"

"Sloppy?"

"You're fucking kidding me! Don't bark anymore!"

"Should I bark or not?" Zhuo Lin asked in confusion.

"You...you shut up!" Moxinan was angry and annoyed, and kissed Zhuo Lin fiercely in a fit of anger, not allowing him to babble.

"Uh...uh..." Zhuo Lin, whose lips were blocked, struggled, grabbing Moxinan's lapel with both hands.

Finally realizing that normal flirting with this alien is simply impossible, Moxinan simply went straight to the point, grabbing the center of Zhuo Lin's body through his trousers.

The sensitive organs were still soft, and Moxinan kneaded them angrily.At first, Zhuo Lin only made a whining nasal sound, but soon he couldn't bear it and pushed Mo Xinan away, leaning against the wall and panting.

There was a long silver line drawn from the lips separated from Moxinan.

This obscene scene finally made Moxinan feel a little better, and the pervert's heart, who had been run away by Zhuo Linqi just now, slowly returned.He laughed again, and while rubbing Zhuo Lin's half-hard desire, he slowly pulled down the zipper of his trousers.