My years in the Northern Song Dynasty Guozijian

"Think! Also! Don't! Think!"

Ye An said angrily, no matter what they said, he would never dress up as a woman!

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with it. If I have this condition, I'll go." Zhao Zongshu persuaded him earnestly, but his expression was that he couldn't wait to see the excitement.

"I have a fart condition!" Ye An was furious, how could a man like him wear women's clothes!

"If you put it on, you will never be recognized." Di Yong said concisely, very firmly, and also very annoying. At least Ye Anfei was going to be blown out of anger, and immediately began to argue passionately with them.

At this time, Xing Wenjing hesitated and said: "How about... I'll go by myself. I will put on women's clothing and enter the Yicui Building, and you will meet me outside." How can I say that she is a serious woman, presumably The effect will not be bad!

"Eh..." They paused for a moment, glanced at Xing Wenjing, and then looked away as if nothing had happened, and began to encourage Ye An to dress up as a woman.

"What do you mean!" Xing Wenjing was furious, did she fail so much as a woman! ?

With a smile on his face, Zhao Zongshu compared the two secretly. One was a "Northwestern man" who had never been suspected of disguised as a man, and the other was a "peerless beauty" who was always attracted to the same sex as a man. He wanted to know which one to choose.But on the surface, I still want to give the girl some self-esteem, so I said: "The brothel and the Chu Pavilion are mixed with fish and dragons, and there are too many people inside, so if you don't pay attention, it's easy to reveal your secrets. Among us, Ye An is the only guy who often looks for fun... "

"I'm going to work!" Ye An protested seriously, portraying himself as who!

Zhao Zongshu slammed his mouth: "Okay, work~~ He is familiar with it and won't get lost, so it's best to go."

"This..." Ye An also knew that what he said was reasonable, but he still couldn't pass the hurdle in his heart.

"Ahem," Fan Chunren said, "Brother An, think about it, is Xing Er the King of Xiangyang's minion?"

Ye An nodded.

"The king of Xiangyang has done all kinds of bad things. It is only because of his special status that no one dares to take care of him. This time to arrest Xing Er, maybe he can follow the vines to get evidence of the king of Xiangyang's crime. At that time, not only can tens of millions of people be saved, but ..." Fan Chunren had a serious expression on his face, and his mouth was eloquent.

Ye An asked him to read it as Mosquito-repellent Eyes, is that so... It turns out that her own women's clothing is such an important matter, and it is actually related to the common people in the world? !Finally, under the expectant eyes of everyone, he hesitated to agree.

Behind him, Zhao Zongshu Di Yong looked at Fan Chunren with admiration, he really deserves to be the number one fool in the Imperial College!

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After making up their minds, several people started to act enthusiastically.Zhao Zongshu hired a small clothing store with his wealth and wealth, drove everyone away, and went to Hengzhi Qingfen to collect a lot of products.I thought it was safe, but...

"Just this gouache, and a light yellow beanie, I feel good."

"I think this light purple looks good, the purple is luxurious, wearing the designated color will overwhelm everyone!"

"It's not right, the silver and vermilion ones look good, I think my mother wears this all day long!"

Ye An raised his forehead, looked at the noisy crowd, and complained wildly in his heart, what kind of death color are these!Forget it, let's go find Xing Wenjing, girls be more careful.

Then I saw Xing Wenjing holding an exaggerated red dress embroidered with gold thread with an innocent face.

Ye An: "..." Forget it, let's do it by ourselves.After driving everyone away, I looked at the skirts all over the wall, and finally chose the simplest pure white pair of skirts.Firstly, it won't attract attention. After all, the clothes that the common people wear at this time are mainly soap, white and blue. Secondly, there are many ladies in brothels who pursue elegance, and more of them wear white.

In order to avoid being too plain, the short jacket inside is matched with red, with only a little neckline and pleated skirt exposed.In the end, I put on a light makeup in front of the mirror. After all, I am also a cosmetics seller, and the craftsmanship is not bad.

I looked in the mirror and felt that it was almost done, so I opened the door and went out.

The few people outside had been waiting impatiently for a long time, Zhao Zongshu yelled twice, and just about to take a peek, suddenly a girl came over.

"Slap." Something in someone's hand fell to the ground, but no one cared about it at this time.

She has a graceful figure, a face like white jade, bright eyes and bright teeth, phoenix eyes and red lips.Although she was dressed plainly and had only two jade hairpins inserted in her hair, it didn't damage her color at all, on the contrary she looked a little more charming and pitiful.At this time, the beauty's cheeks were slightly red, her eyes were full of emotion, and she seemed to have something to say, which made people want to listen.

"Let me go! This layer of clothes is so troublesome to go to the toilet!" Ye An complained, instantly crushing the fantasies of all the teenagers.

Looking back blankly, Di Yong said coldly: "If you can't do it after you go in, just pretend to be dumb."

Ye An nodded, yes, although his voice was clear, he sounded like a boy.

Several people got together, discussed briefly, and made a rough plan.In the end, it was decided to let Ye An go over the wall first while it was dark, and they waited in the back alley.Half an hour later, no matter what happened or not, they were all there to meet Ye An.

Originally, it seemed like sending someone to follow in, but in the end, considering the particularity of Yicui Tower, I decided to forget it.Yicui Building is located in the second Tianshui Lane. Although the name is similar to Xiao Tianshui Lane, and it is also a gathering place for brothels and tiles, the essence is quite different.

Most of Little Sweet Water Lane is for entertainment, even the unrestrained restaurant of Ruhua Monk Chenghui mainly focuses on singing and dancing to accompany wine.The people who come and go are all students and officials, so they are relatively clean.But the second Tianshui Lane is different. The brothels there are more crude, and most of them serve reckless or barbarians. There are even many shady industries. Ordinary people even rarely pass by there.Zhao Zongshu and the others didn't belong to ordinary people at first glance, and they were afraid that they would be targeted as soon as they entered.

After making up their minds, the five of them patiently waited until dark, when the sun was setting and the moon was hanging high, before tiptoeing to the Yicui Tower.

As soon as the boys and girls stepped into the No. [-] Tianshui Lane, they noticed the difference in the atmosphere. The night in Song Dynasty is lively and brightly lit.But here, although there are many people on the road, everyone has a fierce look in their eyes, even the prostitutes and women are a little more aggressive.

Ye An was surrounded in the middle and covered his face with a round fan. Even so, the exposed curve still attracted many obscene and evil eyes.

"Let's go back." Xing Wenjing was a little scared, feeling that this place exceeded their expectations, and the others also looked serious.

At this time, Ye An became ruthless, if he didn't achieve some results this time, wouldn't it be a waste of working so long, so he dragged them to move on.

When he reached the back door of Yicui Building, Di Yong exerted his strength and lifted it up to the wall. Seeing that there was no one around, Ye An quickly jumped down.

"See you in half an hour." The teenagers outside the wall said softly.Ye An threw a stone into the sky to signal that he understood, and then walked cautiously towards the crowded place.

Yicui Building is also a relatively large-scale Qinlou Chu Pavilion in No. [-] Tianshui Lane. The main building alone is three or four stories high, and there are some small courtyards behind it.Just as Ye An entered, he was stunned. Is this the legendary "adult world"?

I saw that the ground of the hall on the first floor was dug into a huge pool, which was filled with fine wine, and there were many orchids dancing around the pool.The murals on the wall are also full of love affairs between men and women, and the whole Yicui Building is full of ambiguous atmosphere.

Even if Ye Andang blushed, fortunately, as a modern person, he was well-informed and able to bear it.According to the information Xing Wenjing had collected before, she sneaked to the second floor to find the Qingfang Pavilion where Xing Er's good friend Lu Liudai lived.

Everything went very smoothly, maybe Ye An was too small, or everyone was busy having fun, no one noticed him at all.

After a while, Ye An found the place he was looking for.Because Luliu and Xing Er have been hooking up for five or six years, they have already been taken over by him, and they don't usually receive customers very much, so Qingfang Pavilion is at the farthest corner.

Taking a sneak peek through the window and finding no one inside, Ye An was overjoyed, and immediately pushed the door open and got in.

Contrary to his expectations, the interior of Qingfang Pavilion is quite simple, and there are not many valuable things. After careful observation, it is no different from ordinary people's houses.It seems that Xing Er really regards this as another home, and Luliu is his wife, no wonder he trusts her so much.

After Ye An entered the room, without delay, he started to rummage in the cabinet, drawers and other places.But after working for a long time, he found nothing. He didn't believe in evil, and started to search in small places like screens and pillows.

Sure enough, when I finally picked up the candlestick, I felt that the weight was wrong, and I tapped it twice, and found that the candlestick was actually hollow.After opening it, there was a thin piece of paper inside, with scorched marks around the paper, it looked like it was picked up from ashes.The piece of paper is not big, and there are only four words "Meng Dan Lanpu" written on it.

Ye An was full of question marks, and suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps outside.Before he had time to think about it, he put the candlestick away, and then Wanshen got under the bed.

After a while, the door was pushed open.

"The people in the Yicui building are too unreasonable. I just glanced at me accidentally, and they grabbed me." A man complained, and his voice was Xing Er.

"Joke, I think you have more than two glances. If I don't go over, I will hold hands." The woman who entered the room with Xing Er sneered, and Ye An guessed that he was Lu Liu.

Xing Er hurriedly subdued and acted like a kid, and sweetly said: "Damn, what are you thinking? Every time I come to Yicui Building, I always go straight to your house. Just bear with me, and when the prince is done, I will definitely kick that The thief wife welcomes you in."

When Ye An heard him mentioning the King of Xiangyang, he immediately held his breath and listened. Who knew that he only said one sentence and then stopped, and then the two of them started to do... that stuff...

"..." Ye An, who was forced to listen to the sex scene, was in a good mood. Fortunately, Xing Er only had three seconds, and the two of them fell asleep after everything happened.

It wasn't until it was confirmed that both of them were snoring that Ye An crawled out bit by bit.Knowing that there will be nothing to gain today, it is almost the agreed time, so let's go back for now.

Ye Xiaoan made up his mind and pushed the door softly and walked out.I kept thinking about what the "Mengdan Lanpu" was, but when I was walking, I accidentally bumped into someone, and the fan fell from my hand.

"You..." The man who collided with him was dressed in fancy clothes and had a huge waist. He probably wanted to scold someone, but after seeing Ye An's face, he swallowed his words halfway.

Seeing the fan rolling down the stairs, Ye An felt bad in his heart, saluted the man hastily, got up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, don't go." The man stopped him, his expression filled with surprise and greed, "Whose subordinate are you, why have I never seen you before?"

Ye An pointed at himself and shook his head.

It turned out to be a mute... The man felt a little regretful, and then felt that being dumb also has the benefits of being dumb.So he randomly took a piece of silver from his waist, stuffed it into Ye An's hand, and said proudly: "You can accompany me tonight, if you serve me well, there will be a reward."

Ye An: "..." Damn mentally retarded!Anyway, I am also a person who monopolizes Bianliang white sugar and high-end cosmetics, and I can't beat you to death with money and labor!Then shook his head to express his refusal.

"Heh" the man glanced at him disdainfully: "Why? You still think it's too little, the oiran is the price, so shameless!" His voice was so loud that he soon attracted the attention of many people.

Ye An secretly thought something was wrong, if Xing Er was alarmed, he would be ruined!You have to know that although you make up to look like a woman, your facial features are still the same, and acquaintances will know something is wrong at a glance.

Seeing that Ye An was still unmoved, he became so masculine that he reached out to grab him.

"Why are you here?" At this moment, a male voice suddenly came out. Before Ye An could react, he was grabbed from behind and fell into a burst of cold fragrance.

Looking up, his arithmetic teacher Pan Yuanqing was staring at him lazily, half drunk and half awake, and said, "I've been looking for you for a long time."